Chapter 10 [Changed] I can take a joke...
"Xiao Lin, the production team wants us to do a preliminary interview first."
At times like this, only Zheng Chengcheng would chase after Lin Xingsen, calling out to him.
It's clear that the only one in the group who gets along with Cat-Eye Boy is Dog-Eye Boy—a true wonder of the animal kingdom.
Without turning his head, Lin Xingsen coldly said, "She is Su Yunruo."
Zheng Chengcheng looked in the direction the photographer had come from, "Su Yunruo?"
Since they hadn't been informed beforehand that Su Yunruo would be participating in the show, they were still a little incredulous upon hearing the name. They then looked at the director and the crew in charge of the camera, "Su Yunruo is participating in the show?"
【ah? 】
【ah? 】
【What?! You're a guest and you didn't even know Su Yunruo was coming to participate in the show?】
Is it hard to guess? It's obviously Su Yunruo. The one who went into the small room was a man, and the one who spoke was a woman.
[You think I was surprised that Su Yunruo was pretending to be a photographer? I was surprised that Lin Xingsen recognized Su Yunruo immediately! She was even wearing a mask and a baseball cap. As far as I know, Lin Xingsen and Su Yunruo have never worked together before, right? Lin Xingsen recognized her at a glance just by her figure and voice.]
[Damn, doesn't he hate Su Yunruo?]
[Is it because you're always making voodoo dolls that you're more familiar with people than others?]
Once she was exposed, Su Yunruo could no longer pretend. She took off her hat and mask, waved and greeted everyone, "Hello everyone, I'm Su Yunruo. Because I arrived first, I was assigned to be the host. My task is to have the camera record everyone's self-introductions before the recording."
As soon as the words were spoken, the real voice-over appeared with a laugh: "There was no such mission assigned. She stole this set of equipment."
"Robbed?"
Zheng Chengcheng's face clearly said: Is this even possible?
Those bright, clear, and silly puppy eyes darted around until they were dizzy. Seeing that the entire production crew was trying not to laugh, they could only pitifully ask Lin Xingsen for help.
—What exactly happened?
But Lin Xingsen's gaze was in another direction. Zheng Chengcheng followed his gaze, and Su Yunruo suddenly laughed.
A bright white smile, eyes narrowed to slits—that smile is so infectious.
Even though there was no sunlight, she felt warm all over.
Zheng Chengcheng's emotions were calmed down, and his twelve-year-old mind vaguely understood that the current situation was that the program team had invited a mystery guest, and the mystery guest had played a harmless joke on him.
"oh oh!"
[OMG, I'm dying of laughter.]
At this moment, the victim's photographer was still crouching in the small room, completely lost.
[Has the pig fan arrived at the scene?]
[I don't care about anything in the fandom, but I just found Su Yunruo's opening scene interesting, much more interesting than other variety shows.]
[No one will stand by and watch this. These pig fans were disgusting enough pretending to be Lin Xingsen's fans a while ago, and now they're pretending to be bystanders?]
[This is a classic case of "I say east, you say west." Are you a hater who can't understand human language? What Su Yunruo's fans do is none of my business. I just love watching these unconventional variety shows. If you don't like it, leave the live stream. Do you not have hands to click the "X" in the upper right corner?]
+1
+1
The sudden flood of "+1" comments on the screen left Xiao Ou, who was also watching the live stream, a little confused.
After all, she was completely bewildered by Su Yunruo's series of actions.
Does anyone record variety shows like this?
Xiao Ou quickly reported to Jiang Chunrou about Su Yunruo pretending to be a photographer. [Miss Su, this…]
So now you know why I'm afraid Miss Su will try to deceive children.
Xiao Ou kind of got it, but also completely missed it.
[Sigh. Just consider it Miss Su's little bit of quirky humor.]
[This storyline is quite engaging right now. Should we contact the PR department immediately to buy trending topics to promote Ms. Su?]
It's too early; the show hasn't finished recording yet.
Xiao Ou thought about it and agreed; it was indeed a bit too early, as not all the guests had even appeared yet.
Although Xiao Ou was satisfied to see Su Yunruo's assistant and Lin Xingsen's fan appear, she rationally knew that the biggest highlight now was the appearance of Zhou Kantian and Wen Qingleng. These two, along with Miss Su, would be the real showdown between adults.
[Let's buy them together after we finish recording, otherwise we can't keep up with her speed at buying trending topics.]
Xiao Ou's hand trembled, a sense of foreboding creeping over him.
...
Meanwhile, Wen Qingleng and Zhou Kantian were in the same car heading towards the recording site.
There's nothing strange about it. The two are both in the same company, LY, and have the same manager. They usually address each other as senior and junior colleagues, and their good relationship is well-known.
Before they even arrived, Zhou Kantian was playing on his phone in the back row, while Wen Qingleng and her manager Xie Xiaofeng were in the front.
Zhou Kantian is considered a success story in his transition from idol to actor. As a rising star who has been appearing in various historical dramas, his makeup and styling team pays great attention to his look. He wears light blue jeans, a green floral shirt, and a white thin vest. The outfit looks casual, but they are all designer brands with good quality and a well-fitting cut, perfectly matching the image of a boyfriend in girls' minds.
In comparison, Wen Qingleng is quite ordinary. She is not very popular in China, so her company doesn't allocate many resources to her. When she comes to variety shows, she wears her own clothes and doesn't stand out.
Time passed second by second.
The scenery along the roadside is nice, far from the city center, and not overdeveloped.
Unfortunately, Wen Qingleng was not in the mood to appreciate it.
She was in the mood to enjoy the show a few minutes ago, but when she saw Su Yunruo suddenly trending on social media and most of her fans laughing in the live stream, she knew that the recording of the show wouldn't go too smoothly.
Su Yunruo suddenly appeared on "Let's Travel Together".
Although Su Yunruo made headlines recently for having zero commercial resources, only a fool would actually believe she's a marketing stunner.
In today's market where historical dramas dominate the blockbuster genre, Su Yunruo's modern drama is the only one that dares to compete with historical dramas during summer and winter vacations and even comes out on top.
So what if it's being criticized by the entire internet? The show's popularity is soaring, the data looks good, and it gets a lot of sponsorships. It's making a fortune from both sides.
Wen Qingleng felt that Su Yunruo was the truly smart person. She had a high salary, fame, and kept her distance from the audience. She didn't cultivate a large fan base. As long as her dream wasn't to become a billionaire, she wouldn't even have any mental stress in her life.
"Su Yunruo's personality is not likable. You need to be a positive role model for her on the show. Be gentle and obedient, avoid direct conflicts, and if something happens, just cry and let it go, understand?"
A constant murmur in my ear.
Xie Xiaofeng is a middle-aged man who has been married three times. His first two marriages were kept secret, and his ex-wives were said to be female celebrities. His current wife is a recent college graduate. She became a full-time housewife right after graduation and takes very good care of him. She has gained a lot of weight since before, and Wen Qingleng felt cramped sitting with him in the double seat of the nanny van.
Wen Qingleng looked at the legs pressed together and moved to the side.
Even though she had made room, the flesh on her legs spread out and surged towards her legs, carrying a nauseating heat.
"It's your own fault for not being as pretty as her. Try not to stand next to her during the recording, understand?" Xie Xiaofeng turned his head to look her up and down, finally focusing his gaze on Wen Qingleng's neckline. "If your face isn't good, you can make up for it with other things. What men value most is a woman's breasts and waist. If you get your breasts done again, they won't be big enough. If you can't get an erection, who will like you?"
Wen Qingleng replied in a low voice, "If the breasts are too big, they will bounce when dancing, which will affect the appearance."
Xie Xiaofeng didn't hear him and continued rambling, "Go and remove two more ribs to get the thinnest waist in the entertainment industry, so you can wear more clothes that show off your waist when filming dramas."
Wen Qingleng opened his mouth, and he seemed to see her rejection. His face turned cold, and his slanted eyes looked frightening. "I'm a man, how could I not know what men like? Big breasts feel good to rub, and a slim waist looks good when you kneel. If you get plastic surgery, I guarantee you'll be more popular than Su Yunruo."
"..."
"What's there to hesitate about? There are plenty of people in the entertainment industry who get breast implants and have their ribs removed. Don't many celebrities abroad have had this kind of surgery? They even get injections in their butts. They have small waists, big breasts, and big butts. Men all like that. Su Yunruo is so popular because she has men behind her. If you find a backer like her, you'll never have to worry about food and drink for the rest of your life."
After Xie Xiaofeng finished speaking, he gave a look to the person in the back seat. Zhou Kantian finally turned off his phone, leaned back in his chair, and came forward. "Brother Xie didn't lie to you. Men all like this kind of guy. I just met a few nice rich second-generation friends. After your surgery, I'll take you to a party they've organized."
"I..." Wen Qingleng hesitated, unable to finish her sentence.
“He’s a returnee from overseas, has a proper job, works out regularly, and knows a bit about art. He’s not the nouveau riche you imagine.”
Wen Qingleng's heart pounded loudly. After hesitating for a moment, she nodded.
The car quickly arrived at the filming location.
Zhou Kantian and Wen Qingleng got out of the car together and waved to the camera.
【Ahhhhh, so cool and aloof!】
Zhou Kantian is getting more and more handsome!
I love the atmosphere at LY; everyone gets along so well.
[Every single couple on LY is amazing on their own, I especially love the Tian Leng couple.]
[Their duet dance performance on the dance competition show "Dancing with the Stars" was amazing; you can find it on Bilibili (video ID: 464xxx8).]
The two people felt an eerie silence in the air as they entered.
Only Su Yunruo was relaxed in this space, finding a single sofa and playing on her phone with her legs crossed.
"Senior Brother Zhou, you've finally arrived."
"Su Yunruo just used a camera to pretend to be a staff member to fool us. I almost followed Zheng Chengcheng and licked my nose with my tongue."
The two little ones stood up to greet them.
Zhou Kan glanced at Su Yunruo and a half-smile appeared on his lips. "Su Yunruo was just joking."
They exchanged a glance, then pouted and said, "This joke isn't funny at all."
"Don't say that, what if she gets angry later?"
His tone was flat, but the content left much to the imagination. Fu Huai raised his eyes and glanced at Zhou Kantian.
Wen Qingleng was the second person present to realize the truth, surprised that he was so blatantly targeting Su Yunruo, and Su Yunruo...
After being stared at by everyone, Su Yunruo let out a soft "Ah," pointed to herself, and asked, "Why are you looking at me?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
She switched positions, crossing her legs on one side.
The silk high heels, embroidered with pearls, were slightly loose and made a clattering sound when tapped.
Her clear, big eyes blinked repeatedly, and she asked again, "Why aren't you saying anything? I can take a joke."
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