Apart from the grand background, the story of Star Wars is actually very simple. A poor boy living on the border accidentally saw a distress message from a princess who was kidnapped by a villain, and then he resolutely embarked on a journey to save the princess. Then the poor boy rescued the princess, defeated the villain's conspiracy, and justice won.
Congratulations, Coca-Cola.
"Hey? Isn't this the guy we met before?"
Seeing Luke running away in a panic on the screen, Illya couldn't help but scream.
"Why is he here?"
"Who knows? Maybe he's here to be the knight who saves the princess."
Fang Zheng yawned and watched Luke come to a cell and open the door. He then walked in and talked to a woman for a few words, and then ran out with her. Then both sides were blocked at the door by the Stormtroopers, and then there was a gunfight, but...
"Can these people shoot?"
Looking at the screen, Xiao Hei was completely speechless. As an ARCHER, she was very proficient in shooting. However, looking at the group of stormtroopers on the opposite side, they had the advantage in numbers and their firepower was quite fierce, but they just couldn't hit anyone. Instead, Luke, the hairy monster beside him, and another man seized the opportunity to counterattack and killed several stormtroopers.
Xiao Hei felt extremely uncomfortable watching this scene, twisting and turning on the sofa, just like a Diamond King watching a Bronze three-on-one promotion match. He almost couldn't help but kick him down and take over himself.
"Stormtroopers are best at outlining human bodies."
Fang Zheng was not surprised by this. It was not news that the stormtroopers could not hit anyone, but it was news when they hit people.
At this moment, the woman hiding behind Luke snatched the gun from Luke's hand, shot through the garbage chute next to her, and rushed in, and others followed closely behind.
"This kid is so unlucky."
Looking at Luke's slightly tangled expression, Fang Zheng also laughed. This was completely different from the orthodox story of a knight rescuing a princess and then the two getting married. Although Luke was fascinated by Princess Leia, he had no way of marrying her. The reason was simple, because Princess Leia was Luke's sister...hahahahahaha...
Hmm? If you think about it this way, isn’t this a sci-fi version of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils?
Wang Yuyan: I'm your sister!
Duan Yu: No——! !
Duan Yanqing: I'm your father!
Duan Yu: No——! !
In fact, in Fang Zheng's opinion, it would be too easy for Darth Vader to make Luke despair. He only needed to capture Princess Leia and then...
Darth Vader: I'm your father!
Luke: No——!
Darth Vader (pointing at Princess Leia): She is your sister!
Luke: ...NO!!!
So, Luke, who felt the malice of the world and despaired of the world, threw himself into the darkness, and everyone was happy, congratulated, and it was Coca-Cola.
But then again, Luke was much more miserable than Duan Yu. At least Duan Yu got married in the end, but Luke died alone and had to watch Leia marry Han Solo... Well, if Duan Yu watched Wang Yuyan and Qiao Feng get married, he would probably find a temple and become a monk.
No wonder Luke ended up living in seclusion and solitude.
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng suddenly felt that he seemed to have found the reason why Luke never got married and became a otaku.
Just when Fang Zheng was letting himself think, Luke and Princess Leia were also chased by the Stormtroopers and came to a broken bridge. Princess Leia hugged Luke and kissed him, and then the two of them hugged each other and were tied together with the help of a rope... Well, it actually looked a bit like incest.
Seems quite exciting?
In the end, Luke and his crew "successfully" escaped from the Death Star fortress and quickly left in the Millennium Falcon. And Obi-Wan, like in the movie, voluntarily transformed into the Force after a duel with Darth Vader and disappeared into thin air.
"Should we help them catch these people?"
At this moment, Shokuhou Misaki also asked curiously. Although it was very enjoyable to watch the exciting chase scenes that were comparable to those in the movies, Shokuhou Misaki was not a fool. This could be considered as a jailbreak and escape from prison. If she could help catch those people, she would surely be doing the Galactic Empire a big favor.
"No, they let these guys go on purpose. We just need to watch the show."
Fang Zheng shook his head. Although the stormtroopers being masters of human outlines was a joke, the fact was that this "operation" was actually planned by Darth Vader from the beginning. Otherwise, how could those stormtroopers behave like idiots? In fact, Darth Vader had already installed a tracker on the Millennium Falcon, and was now waiting for them to return to the base, and then he would capture them all in one fell swoop.
Princess Leia was actually aware of this, but she had no choice because she needed to immediately crack the construction plan of the Death Star, the largest and most terrifying fortress in the Empire, and then find its weaknesses. She couldn't do this inside the Death Star, so she could only return to her base. Therefore, even though she knew she might be tracked, the princess still chose to take a gamble.
Well, but anyway, this has nothing to do with us, just watch the show.
“Squeak—”
Not long after Luke and others escaped, the door of the room suddenly opened, and then Administrator Tarkin and Darth Vader walked in.
"Ah, distinguished guests, please follow me."
Tarkin bowed respectfully to Fang Zheng.
"What happened?"
"Oh, it's just some minor accidents. Don't worry, everything is under control. You can leave immediately and go to Coruscant. His Majesty the King is waiting for you. We have a mission to carry out next, so I'm afraid we can't continue to escort you."
“Hmm, I see…”
After hearing Tarkin's answer, Fang Zheng was silent for a moment. Frankly speaking, he could just walk away, but the problem was that Fang Zheng knew what would happen if he left. The Death Star would definitely not be saved. However, from Fang Zheng's perspective, when facing the threat from Chaos, the stronger his side was, the better.
Fang Zheng was not worried about whether the Galactic Empire would ally with him, because it didn't matter whether they did or not. When Chaos invaded, they had only one choice. In this case, a strong Galactic Empire was more in line with their own interests.
In other words, even if there is no alliance, the Galactic Empire can at least buy time for the Clover Galaxy and its own world by resisting chaos here, right?
"May I ask what mission you are planning to carry out next?"
"this……"
Administrator Tarkin hesitated at Fang Zheng's inquiry, but still spoke.
"We will launch an attack on the rebels next, sir..."
"Well, please forgive me for being so presumptuous. I hope to be able to observe from the sidelines. Do you agree? Please rest assured that I will not express any opinions on your actions. I just hope to be able to make some evaluation and understanding of the power of the Galactic Empire."
"Of course not."
Hearing this, Tarkin smiled. Obviously, he was very happy to be able to show the great power of the Galactic Empire in front of the guests. Especially for guests from another galaxy, if he could make them feel the power of the Galactic Empire, it would be a great achievement in front of the emperor.
"I will contact His Majesty the Emperor. Please wait a moment."
As he spoke, Tarkin left. More than ten minutes later, he appeared in front of Fang Zheng again with a smile on his face.
"His Majesty the Emperor has agreed. Please follow me, distinguished guests."
Afterwards, under the leadership of Administrator Tarkin, Fang Zheng and his team came to the control room of the Death Star, where this huge artificial satellite was slowly rotating around a red planet.
"We are currently orbiting the planet Yebi. The rebel base is located on Yebi's satellite."
While looking at the universe in front of him, Administrator Tarkin began to explain to Fang Zheng and others.
"What we have to do next is to catch up with the satellite and destroy it."
"wreck?"
Xiao Hei looked around curiously, then asked.
"You plan to destroy that satellite? Is that okay?"
"Of course, lovely lady."
Administrator Tarkin chuckled.
"You may not know this, but this Death Star is the Empire's largest and most powerful weapon. It is powerful enough to completely destroy a planet. No matter how cunning the rebels are hiding here, they will not be able to escape our attack."
“That’s really amazing.”
Eriri was also quite surprised, but she didn't show any particular concern. After all, there were warships with similar capabilities in the Azure Fleet. In the mecha world, Eriri had seen them destroy planets one after another, so she had long been accustomed to it.
The same thing happened to Xiao Kuro and Illya. They were not particularly surprised. However, for Shokuhou Misaki, this was terrifying. She frowned and stared at the screen.
"Such a large planet, you were able to completely destroy it?"
Compared to other people, Shokuhou Misaki was obviously more surprised by this, because she could clearly see that the machines and equipment in the current Galactic Empire fortress were almost all in DOS system mode, which was naturally very crude and incomprehensible to Shokuhou Misaki. If she just looked at these machines, Shokuhou Misaki would only think that the other side's civilization was decades behind Academy City.
However, it is such a civilization that can actually create powerful weapons that can destroy a planet?
Are you kidding me? Even Academy City can’t do that!
"Of course, you will be able to see its power soon, young lady."
It was obvious that Shokuhou Misaki's expression made Administrator Tarkin very satisfied. He laughed again and turned to look at the screen. At this moment, a report came from the command desk in front.
"Rebel aircraft have been spotted and are attacking us."
Soon, everyone saw on the screen those small X-shaped fighter planes quickly flew through the universe, came to the fortress and launched an attack on them.
"It's just a dying struggle, vulnerable to any blow."
Administrator Tarkin snorted as he watched this scene. In his opinion, this was clearly the other party's last-ditch effort. However, Fang Zheng knew what they were trying to do. Although the Death Star was a huge super weapon, it had a very obvious weakness, which was the exhaust port connected to the reactor. As long as a bomb could be dropped through that exhaust port, the reactor could be detonated and the entire Death Star could be destroyed.
All I can say is that this is what a civilization without a shield is like.
Fang Zheng yawned as he watched the fighter planes break into the surface of the Death Star and engage in a fierce battle with the turrets. If this were the Tiandao Palace, with the Klein force field and shield activated, you would have no idea you could get in.
But at least Star Wars made up for this setting, saying that the designers of the Death Star deliberately designed such a flaw in order to destroy it - well, no matter what, this is much better than many of the final bosses who stupidly came up with such a design reason.
At least it is still reasonable.
At the same time, the rebel base gradually became visible on the screen.
"The target will be within range in seven minutes."