Fang Zheng thinks that the word "cute" is one of the greatest inventions of mankind.
Just as the goddess of order said, you cannot fix an inherent noun concept into chaos, such as "beautiful", "cute", "obedient", "kind", "justice" and other words with clear directions. Strictly speaking, this is like plugging an Intel CPU into an AMD motherboard. If you insist on plugging it in, it will definitely end up in a complete breakup.
But Meng is different.
It doesn't have a specific direction, but it is indeed a concept!
So cute!
Many times, the inner feelings can be described by this word.
But what exactly is it? That is not certain.
The only thing that can be confirmed is that the word "moe" represents the most beautiful and softest part of everyone's heart.
This is completely different from words like justice, kindness, or even beauty, which have a fixed direction.
As for justice, everyone has different justice deep in their hearts. The same is true for kindness. What some people think of as kindness may be seen as saintly by others, and what some people practice may be seen as cold and ruthless by many people. The same is true for beauty. You can't expect humans to have the same aesthetic values as cats and dogs. At least humans will definitely not judge the mate selection criteria based on whether the fur of the same kind is bright or not.
Therefore, if it is a concept of specified direction, various problems will definitely arise due to differences.
But "cute" is different.
It's the opposite. It doesn't represent any specific concept. It represents the indescribable emotion that erupts when the heart is touched.
Love and appreciation for beautiful things!
Wait, someone will ask, why is it not okay to be touched or infatuated? Isn't this also an outburst of emotion from deep inside?
Of course, it doesn't matter to most people, but for those who laugh at the internal organs of the human body and stare at the dead bodies, your standards of being moved and fascinated are completely different...
More importantly, only those who understand the word "moe" will understand its meaning. Those who don't understand it just don't understand it. This also isolates those people who may distort the concept in a wide range.
In fact, the Flandre in front of him was not the real Flandre, but the Flandre created by Fang Zheng according to his own concept, with the concept of "cute" as the main theme. His idea was to at least fix the concept of "cute" of this chaotic little girl, and then cooperate with the public to conduct a wave of reverse brainwashing, and then slowly clarify the inner nature of this "Flandre", so as to "transform" it into an orderly life form.
"I understand what you mean."
After listening to Fang Zheng's explanation, the Goddess of Order understood what Fang Zheng meant. Of course, she still couldn't understand what "cute" meant. No wonder, for the Order Clan, who required the concept of any word to be accurate to ten decimal places, they really couldn't understand a word like "cute" that was so general and could not be explained in detail.
Fang Zheng chose Flandre instead of Remlia because Flandre belongs to the Chaos Camp, and the character concept of the Chaos Camp is more in line with Chaos itself and is easier to integrate. As for Remlia, because the concept is too clear, it is difficult for her to coexist with Chaos.
To put it bluntly, it is difficult for character design freaks to resonate with chaos. On the contrary, those who even the designers and readers themselves cannot figure out their positioning are more likely to merge with chaos.
But this is not a problem. After all, there are still many cute characters in the chaos camp. We can just create them one by one in the future.
How do the lyrics go?
Five words floating in the sky are nothing!
But after this experiment, Fang Zheng still discovered a fatal flaw, which is...
"I feel like my priesthood and divine power seem to be having a hard time playing a role in this regard."
After taking a look at the girl in his arms, Fang Zheng frowned and looked towards the Goddess of Order and spoke.
His current priesthood is Magical Girl, Magic and Games, but it is difficult for these to play a role in this process. Needless to say, Magic and Games are both the most rule-oriented, and they are simply incompatible with Chaos. In fact, when Fang Zheng tried to mobilize divine power before, he was surprised to find that he could not mobilize even a trace of divine power from the God of Games - because the divine power of Games is simply the embodiment of pure order, and it is absolutely impossible for it to complement Chaos.
So out of desperation, Fang Zheng had to use his identity as the God of Magical Girls to create Flandre - this was another reason why he chose to create Flandre, because in the setting, Flandre had the identity of a magical girl, so as the God of Magical Girls, Fang Zheng could still output divine power through this concept.
But it can't happen again and again. There are not many magical girls like Flandre who are in the chaotic camp.
"That is indeed a problem. Well...if you can also serve as a priest of production..."
"What do you mean? Are you asking me to be the Goddess of Childbirth?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng looked at the goddess of order unhappily. So from now on, the wife of the neighboring Li family has been infertile for many years. She worshipped Guanyin, the Goddess of Childbirth, and one day and night, Guanyin appeared, and two months later, the wife of the Li family became pregnant...
The first thing to do is to do a paternity test!
"I can't really say for sure, but I can give you a chance... do you want to try?"
"Will it not be another thousand years?"
At this time, Fang Zheng looked at the Goddess of Order with a bit of vigilance. "If you have something to say, let's talk it over nicely. I can't stand it for another thousand years. I'm tired of being the emperor. What else do you want me to do next?"
"That's not the case. It's just a small priesthood mission... It can tap into your inner potential. Look, although I am the goddess of order, I am also the god of nature, the god of love, and the god of water... I didn't get these certificates in vain!"
So you are also a research maniac? Speaking of the God of Love? There must be something wrong with your view on love!
After hearing what the Goddess of Order said, Fang Zheng understood. It seems that for the people of Order, the priesthood is just like computers, violins, English and Japanese professional grades, and driver's licenses. If you want to take the test, you can take it. The more the better?
Although it sounds a bit strange, it is normal if you think about it carefully. After all, she is the goddess of order, so it is normal for her to have a large number of order priests under her.
But apart from anything else, how did you qualify for the position of the God of Love? Shouldn't you have failed?!
"Okay, give it to me and let me try it first."
Although Fang Zheng was a little uneasy, since the other party patted her chest to guarantee that there was no problem, Fang Zheng nodded. Soon, the head of the goddess of order shook left and right for a moment, and then a small golden cube appeared in front of Fang Zheng. Fang Zheng reached out his hand, grasped the cube and crushed it. Soon, the fragile cube turned into a burst of golden energy that flowed into Fang Zheng's body, and then the familiar system prompt sound sounded again.
[Assistive program detected]
[Auxiliary program installation completed]
[Enable the priesthood certification function]
Shit, it’s certification, do you really think it’s a level certificate exam?
Looking at the line of prompts in front of him, Fang Zheng's eyes twitched.
The psychological trauma of the computer proficiency test is still there. Can we stop worrying about it?
But now that it's open, then...
Forget it, let me rest for a while first. At least I have to arrange this "Flandrelu".
Afterwards, Fang Zheng returned to his own territory, summoned his harem, and told them everything that had happened.
"So... this child is really your child, Mr. Fang Zheng..."
Asuna stared in amazement at Flandre who was sleeping soundly beside her, her face speechless.
"I guess I gave birth to it myself..."
Fang Zheng was also speechless, but...
"Wait, Master, this should be considered the child you and we gave birth to together."
However, there were still two people who were eager to watch the fun. Soon, as the voice fell, Restia and Esther appeared beside Fang Zheng.
"Yes, yes. We also contributed at that time, didn't we?"
"Well... that's correct."
Hearing this, Fang Zheng felt somewhat relieved. In fact, he always felt it was not right to give birth to a child alone, but after hearing what Esther and Restia said... he felt much better.
However, the expressions of the other girls were much more complicated at this moment.
"I never thought that you two would come out on top..."
"Oh... I am not without this mental preparation..."
"But according to Mr. Fang Zheng, this child is a collection of chaos. He was not really born, but was created by Mr. Fang Zheng using his own power! Should he be considered an artificial human? Just like in science fiction novels..."
"Okay, you can discuss this issue in private later."
Fang Zheng silently changed the subject.
"Now let's think about how to handle this."
"Um……"
Hearing this, the girls immediately withdrew their thoughts, and Xiao Hei soon gave the answer.
"Why not let her go back to Tiandao Palace? We are all children, and we should be able to have fun together."
"That's not right, Blackie."
The black cat spoke at this time.
"Mr. Fang Zheng said that this child is made up of the concept of 'cuteness'. We need to further strengthen the concept of 'cuteness' in her... Oh, by the way, I suggest that we go to a fan convention! It just so happens that the comic convention is coming soon. If we take her to the convention, we should be able to gain a lot of cuteness!"
"I agree with this too!"
Hearing this, Eriri also raised her hand happily.
"My Princess Leia book is about to be released, and there's a lot of demand online for my return!"
Fortunately, Leah has no control over the game world, otherwise she would hunt Eriri to death.
"Is this really okay?"
Asuna, on the other hand, was worried. It wasn't that she was overthinking it, but the trauma she felt from taking Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru to the comic convention and ending up with a GTA five-star wanted list was too great. Those two were still able to communicate and listen, but according to Fang Zheng, this little girl was a dangerous time bomb.
If something similar happens again, it is not impossible that the entire venue will turn into a sea of blood.
"That's no problem. I'll come along. Nothing will happen to her while I'm around."
Hearing this, Fang Zheng responded quickly.
I've been busy with work for a while, and it's time to stop and have a good rest for a few days.