Chapter 2704 Just Hit It



As a movie, The Lord of the Rings has many flaws.

For example, the wizard fights are not as good as the special effects in the 1980s martial arts movies, and the plot development is forced. However, these are minor details and you don't have to worry about them.

But the biggest and most fatal loophole appeared in the last part of The Lord of the Rings - Frodo took the ring to Mount Doom, he climbed Mount Doom and came to the passage leading to the center of the volcano. What Frodo had to do next was to walk into the passage, come to the center of the volcano, and then throw the One Ring down.

However, at this time, a completely unimaginable problem arose.

That is, this passage leading to the center of the Doomsday Volcano doesn’t even have a gate!

There were no guards, no gates, nothing! Frodo just walked right in! !

When Fang Zheng saw this, he was completely dumbfounded. He couldn't figure out what Sauron was thinking. It was not like he didn't know that Mount Doom would destroy the One Ring. Logically speaking, even if Sauron didn't destroy such a dangerous place, he should have sealed it off.

Besides, Mount Doom is not in some remote corner that he can't reach, it's right under his nose!!

Even if this volcano erupts frequently and there's no way to put up guards, is it difficult for you to gather a team of orcs to block the gate with stones? Huh? Is it difficult?

You're not planning on remaking the ring, so why are you keeping it? Reminiscing about the past?

Could it be that Zoro has Alzheimer's?

To be honest, when I first saw this, I instantly lost interest in the movie. It's like trying to beat a game, only to find out that the boss at the end is a moron. This can be said to be the worst game design. So much so that players may not even be in the mood to fight the final boss, and simply quit and delete the game.

You're fighting wits and courage with this idiot. Don't you think you're also an idiot?

This is simply an insult to one's intelligence.

Gandalf and the others took Fang Zheng's complaints very seriously. Indeed, if you think about it carefully, how could Sauron not care about Mount Doom? That was his only weakness, and no one would take it lightly. If it was true as Fang Zheng said, Sauron blocked Mount Doom, then it would be really troublesome.

Soon, everyone made a decision. After a short rest, the reinforcements of Rohan and the army of Gondor immediately set off for Mordor. As the saying goes, there is a give and take, and they also want to use their own strength to let Sauron and Mordor see their will and determination!

In this way, the group arrived at the Black Gate of Mordor, which is the entrance to Mordor and also the extremely solid fortress wall. The soldiers lined up and stared at the front in silence. Gandalf, Aragorn and others rode forward and arrived at the Black Gate. Then, Aragorn shouted angrily at the gate.

"The Dark Lord has appeared! We must execute him on the spot!!"

“…”

However, in the face of Aragorn's roar, Heimen did not react at all, but Fang Zheng next to him yawned.

"You can't yell like that. Let me do it."

As he spoke, Fang Zheng looked towards the black door and coughed.

"Alsa... ahem, no, Sauron! You must pay for the blood debt of your fellow countrymen in Middle-earth with your blood! Come on, coward! Come out and die!!"

As soon as Fang Zheng finished speaking, the black door in front of him slowly opened a crack, and then a faceless man riding a warhorse walked out. He came in front of everyone and spoke.

"My master, the great Soran, greets you all."

Then he glanced at the people in front of him, and his voice suddenly became much lower.

"Who among you rabble will negotiate with me?"

Hearing this, Gandalf snorted coldly.

"There is no point in talking to a faithless and evil man like Sauron. Tell your master that the army of Mordor must be disbanded. He will be driven from this land and will never be allowed to return!"

"hehe."

Hearing Gandalf's answer, the faceless man sneered.

"Graybeard Father, that's great. I have something to show you."

As he spoke, the monster took a piece of mithril half-armor from his hand and showed it to everyone. When they saw the half-armor, everyone's faces suddenly changed. Then the orc sneered and threw the half-armor over. Gandalf took it and stared at the half-armor in his hand.

"No, Frodo!!"

The hobbit, who was now sitting behind Aragorn, shouted, and Gandalf gritted his teeth and roared.

"Quiet!"

"Frodo...!"

"Quiet!!"

Hearing Gandalf's roar, the hobbits shut their mouths, and at this moment the faceless man opposite them looked at them triumphantly.

"So that hobbit meant so much to you. He suffered so much at our hands. Who could have imagined that little man could endure so much pain? And he suffered, Gandalf...in agony."

In response to the faceless man's words, the expressions of the Fellowship of the Ring became stiff, dark and ugly. Gandalf even had tears in his eyes and said nothing.

At this time, Fang Zheng's voice sounded again.

"Okay, this is really boring. Who are you trying to fool with these things?"

"Um?"

"What did you say?"

Hearing Fang Zheng's words, the faceless man suddenly turned his head to look at him. The latter was sitting diagonally on the motorcycle, with his arms folded, looking at him boredly.

"Come, don't be so bluffing here. If you really have the hobbit in your hands, why don't you show it to us? What's the point of showing us such a piece of rags now? If you really want to attack us, you can do something more practical, such as sticking the hobbit's head on a spear, or hanging his body with a rope in front of the Black Gate. Isn't this much better than using a piece of rags to fool people?"

At this point, Fang Zheng yawned again. He now suspected that Sauron had an aura of reduced intelligence. Why were these people so stupid? They believed whatever others said? What could such a tattered piece of clothing prove? In fact, the fact that they could only take out the clothes but not the person was already telling.

"you……"

Hearing Fang Zheng's ridicule, the faceless man wanted to say something, but at the same time Fang Zheng raised his right hand and a pistol appeared in his hand.

"Bang!!!"

The upper half of the faceless man's head, which was wearing an iron helmet, was blown off by the huge impact of the bullet. Fragments of his skull mixed with brain matter flew everywhere, and his body shook on the warhorse and then fell to the ground.

"Okay, the negotiations are over, it's a waste of time."

Fang Zheng lowered his right hand, squinted his eyes and looked forward.

"Get ready to fight."

As Fang Zheng spoke, the huge black iron gate slowly opened. Behind the gate, tens of thousands of fully armed orcs were marching forward. Behind these orcs, the Eye of Sauron burning on the dark tower was emitting a sun-like glow, illuminating his servants.

Seeing this, Aragorn, Gandalf and others hurriedly retreated to command the army. Fang Zheng remained where he was, looking at the Orc army approaching, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a smile.

"Okay, I'm tired of Total War, now let's play some Warriors... I wonder who will kill Sauron faster, me or Frodo? Okay, mission objective: destroy Sauron before Frodo throws the ring into Mount Doom!"

While muttering to himself, Fang Zheng reached out and pulled out the big sword from the motorcycle. Then he suddenly accelerated and rushed towards the orc army in front of him!

"gentlemen!!"

Seeing this scene, everyone shouted in surprise, but Fang Zheng didn't care at all. He just knocked away the Orc warriors blocking his way and went deep into the enemy's territory. The black motorcycle rushed forward like a roaring ferocious beast, knocking away the Orcs blocking his way one by one.

Faced with Fang Zheng's attack, the orc army immediately took action.

"Hurry up, stop him quickly!!"

An orc general brandished a whip and roared loudly, and then two giant monsters strode out of the army and rushed directly towards Fang Zheng. Seeing the huge monsters rushing towards him, Fang Zheng sneered, and then he swung the sword in his hand suddenly, and the whistling fire storm mixed with sword energy immediately knocked all the orcs around him away, and then Fang Zheng jumped up and chopped down with the sword in his hand!

"boom!!!"

With the impact of flames and huge explosions, the orcs around them retreated one after another, and the orc general who was hit first had no time to resist and was cut in half by the sharp blade that fell from the sky.

At the same time, Fang Zheng stood up and swung the sword in his hand.

"The enemy is ashamed, I will take off his clothes!"

Fang Zheng shouted and swung his sword again, looking forward. There, the orc warriors gathered again and rushed towards Fang Zheng.

"Let me show you who is the real Dynasty Warriors!"

Along with Fang Zheng's roar, the next moment, the fire storm emerged again, sweeping across the entire army formation.

Gandalf, Aragorn and the others were stunned by the scene. They stood there, looking at the figure in the distance, showing off his might and charging forward in the midst of the orc army. In front of him, the orc warriors were ruthlessly harvested like grass. Every time Fang Zheng swung his sword, dozens of orc warriors fell like harvested wheat. He was like a walking human storm, destroying everything that dared to stand in his way.

"I never thought there would be such a warrior!"

Aragorn turned and looked at Gandalf.

"Gandalf, who is he?"

"I don't know either."

Gandalf shook his head silently.

"But no matter what, he is on our side, and that's enough."

"That's right."

Aragorn nodded, then drew his sword.

"We cannot fall behind, brothers of Gondor and Rohan, charge!!!"


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