After making sure that what he was facing was not a crisis of the Galactic Empire, and had nothing to do with Star Wars or Darth Vader, but was simply the trouble of a girl running away from home and being taken back by someone, Fang Zheng instantly lost interest in continuing to fight.
but……
"When did I propose to you?"
Looking at Lala in front of him, Fang Zheng was confused - we didn't even say a few words to each other.
“I will never forget this for the rest of my life.”
However, facing Fang Zheng's question, Lala closed her eyes happily.
"You squeezed me with your hands and made a passionate confession of love to me..."
“…Huh?”
"That's it, Earthman."
At this time, Zastin also spoke.
"You have already made an engagement with Lady Lala according to the traditional and formal procedures of Deviluke. In other words, from the moment you bumped into her in the bathroom, it can be considered that you have performed the formal engagement etiquette of Deviluke!"
“…Is this even possible??”
At this moment Fang Zheng was completely speechless.
Are you kidding me?!
"Yeah, so marry me!"
Lala hugged Fang Zheng's arm and spoke with a smile, while the latter looked up in silence.
What the hell is going on here! I thought it was some epic Star Wars-style mission, but it turned out to be some ridiculous plot!
"There's nothing we can do about it."
Zastin also sighed, while Fang Zheng rolled his eyes.
"Wait, how can there be no solution? It was just an accident. Besides, I'm from Earth. How can I possibly know the customs of your planet Debiluk?"
"Hey? Do you hate me?"
Hearing Fang Zheng's words, Lala's eyes widened immediately and she looked at Fang Zheng anxiously, while the latter sighed helplessly.
"I don't hate you, but under normal circumstances, who would get engaged with someone they just met? Aren't you worried that I already have a girlfriend?"
There is really no other choice at this time, so I have to find Kikyo Kushida or Kyoko Kirisaki to act as a shield.
"In that case... Lady Lala... then..."
"I don't want it!"
As she spoke, Lala hugged Fang Zheng tightly.
"Besides, the people my father has chosen for engagement are not as good as him! He is handsome and better than you, Zastin! Can you find me another person like him?"
"this……"
After hearing Lala's answer, Zastin was speechless. Just as Lala said, the Earthling in front of him was not only very handsome, but also had a swordsmanship level far superior to his own. If he hadn't exerted his strength at the end, he would have died in the hands of the other party. Zastin was the best swordsman on Deviluke after all, but he was beaten so badly that he didn't even have the strength to fight back. In addition, the two were of similar age...
"Anyway, I'm going to marry him!"
“…What does this have to do with me…”
Fang Zheng was completely speechless.
"Earthlings, it seems that this is the only way."
Zastin looked at Fang Zheng again and spoke with a serious expression.
"In any case, if you are unwilling to accept Lady Lala's words, then this is tantamount to declaring war on Planet Deviluke!"
“…”
"Besides, Lady Lala's father, King Deviluke, is a militant man! If he finds out that you touched Lady Lala and are unwilling to marry her, then the Earth will be completely destroyed!"
“…”
Has this escalated to the level of earth destruction?
"……Um?"
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng suddenly had an idea and seemed to recall something. Then he looked at Lala, then at Zastin, and closed his eyes.
Hmm... aliens, demanding marriage due to a misunderstanding, and threatening to destroy the earth if you don't get married... I seem to have seen this plot somewhere before... Damn!
The next moment, Fang Zheng knelt down.
Isn't this "Urusei Yatsura"? ! !
No wonder he felt that the plot was so familiar. According to this, Lala was Ram and he was Moroboshi Tou?
Is this possible?!
What the hell is this random world generator? You guys are using all the settings from the comics I read before!
It seems that we can no longer engrave everything into DNA.
It's just MMP.
So in the end, Fang Zheng had no choice but to surrender. Then he returned home and gathered together the girls who had come over out of curiosity because they had noticed the noise. He told them the whole story. After listening, everyone was quite surprised.
To be honest, they didn't believe what Fang Zheng said at first, but after seeing Lala's devil-like tail and bat wings, everyone quickly accepted it.
After all, there is a necromancer and a puppet in this family, so it wouldn’t be too strange if there was an alien, right?
"Hey? So brother is going to marry Miss Lala?"
"How is that possible?"
Facing Meigan's surprised question, Fang Zheng rolled his eyes.
"We've known each other for less than an hour, and you're already talking about getting married? Do you think this is normal? Anyway, for now, let her stay here temporarily, and then Zastin will report this to King Deviluk, and then convey my opinion, and then see what the other party's rules are... Anyway, I can't marry a girl I just met for the first time just because of such a small matter, right?"
Fang Zheng was now adopting the strategy of delaying until Xiao Hei arrived, and then he would have enough confidence to fight against the other party. At least he didn't have to worry about the other party really destroying the earth. Before that, let Lala stay here. When the time comes, he will explain it to the other party's parents and see if he can make it clear, and then talk about it.
"Oh, that's right!"
At this moment, Cuixingshi seemed to have thought of something and clapped his hands vigorously.
"In that case, wouldn't it be better to let Miss Lala be disappointed in you?"
"Don't give me any crooked ideas. I can guess the result."
Hearing Cui Xingshi's suggestion, Fang Zheng directly hit back. Just kidding, he had seen too many such plots. Obviously, he wanted to lower the other party's favorability, but in the end, because of a series of troubles, he increased the other party's favorability. It was really a case of losing both the wife and the army.
"I think she is just excited at the moment. Let her stay for a few days to calm down, and she will probably think about the problem carefully. After all, this is a matter that affects her whole life. How can she make such a hasty decision?"
"No, no, no, Master, that's not the case."
At this time, Lapis hurriedly shook her head.
"Girls also fall in love at first sight."
Hearing Lapis's rebuttal, the other girls immediately nodded.
“That’s right.”
"Isn't it often played out on TV? The hero and heroine pass each other in the crowd, and the moment they look at each other, they decide to fall in love. Isn't that very romantic?"
"That's right, maybe Miss Lala is the same. The moment she saw him for the first time, she immediately decided that this was the one she was destined to be with..."
“You guys…”
Looking at the intoxicated girls, Fang Zheng was completely speechless.
There's really no point in reasoning with women.
romantic?
Is it romantic to pass by each other and look at each other in the crowd?
No, given Deviluke's character, who knows, their TV series might really be filmed like this.
Other people seal love with a kiss, but on Deviluke, it might be a touch.
Think about it, in the love dramas on Earth, people confess their love by saying "I like you, please marry me", and then the hero and heroine hug and kiss. On Deviluke, the hero reaches out and holds the heroine, then stares at her and says "I like you, please marry me"... What kind of comedy is this?
Leaving a bunch of love-stricken little girls chatting enthusiastically downstairs, Fang Zheng went straight back to his room, then took out his personal terminal and quickly contacted Xiao Hei - it was urgent!
“Hahahahahahahaha.”
As Fang Zheng expected, after listening to his story, Xiao Hei on the other side of the screen rolled on the ground laughing.
"Big brother, you are really good, hahaha, what kind of sitcom is this..."
"Anyway, this is what happened. See if you can find the location of that planet Deviluke and investigate the situation there, including its military strength and so on."
"clear."
Xiao Hei stuck out her tongue with a smile, bowed, and then winked playfully.
"But big brother, it's not that hard for you to do this yourself. If you can turn that girl named Lala into an O slave who can't live without you, then she will obey you. Then, whether you want to get married or not, she will do whatever you say."
"You make me feel like I'm some big devil when I hear you say that. I'm not that hungry."
Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders. Although the method Xiao Hei suggested was indeed very effective, Fang Zheng was not so crazy as to attack a woman he just met for the first time. Of course, if the other party was his enemy, Fang Zheng would not care about it. However, Lala did not have any hostile behavior except pestering him to get married, so it was not easy to use such means on her.
"Anyway, I'll leave that to you. It shouldn't be a problem."
"No problem. I will look for the planet Deviluke. But so far we haven't found any planet with signs of life. I'm afraid it will take some time..."
"Anyway, finish the investigation as soon as possible, and then come and join me."
"learn."
As the call ended, Xiao Hei also cut off the communication, and Fang Zheng let out a long sigh, then lay down on the bed, looking at the ceiling in front of him.
This is such a lot of trouble...