Dimension Forum Chapter 286 Perverted Cat Version of Tsunade.exe



[First scene, enter!]

Along with Chongming's voice, Guan Liyuan felt his consciousness sneak into one of the "stars".

"Huh? What kind of dress is this? It looks so shabby..." Guan Liyuan looked at himself as if he had been given a strange drug, and became "younger" by ten years, only five or six years old, and was wearing clothes that couldn't be more rustic, with the style of the early Konoha.

However, the white hair and the red eyebrows on the forehead have not changed...

From a certain perspective, the forum has already surpassed the level of "soul" that Guan Liyuan understands. Every time someone travels through the world, it is a higher level existence than the "soul". In other words, in the "Naruto world", Guan Liyuan's soul is like this, and there is no possibility of changing back to the main world.

[No way... Your Kaguya clan characteristics are too obvious. To add the setting of "the branch member of the Kaguya clan joining Konoha" in her memory, it takes up too much mental energy. Other aspects can only be as simple as possible!] Chongming's voice reminded Guan Liyuan.

In the following dreams, Guan Liyuan's identity will be decided by Tsunade herself. For example, after the first scene, Tsunade will imagine the subsequent plot development, and then in the second scene, Guan Liyuan will play the role of Tsunade's imaginary setting.

The most difficult part is the first node. Chongming can only use phosphorus escape to cause mental interference to create a reasonable setting for Guan Liyuan to enter Tsunade's dream!

However, human power is limited, and the same is true for the tailed beast power. This way of adding settings is limited, just like the attribute points that can be allocated in the game...

Guan Liyuan's Kaguya clan characteristics forced Chongming to use most of the "attribute points" to make his identity "reasonable in Tsunade's eyes", so there is no spare energy to make Guan Liyuan feel special in Tsunade's heart!

Tsunade's dream comes from real memories, and the first node is when she was four years old...

At this time, a little girl with golden hair was playing with other children on the street of Konoha.

Well, the content of the game is... rolling dice! The loser has to collect the corresponding number of red leaves for the winner!

Guan Liyuan was also among the children at this time...

The "background of the story" at this time was the twelfth year of Konoha. Three years ago, Hashirama Senju and Uchiha Madara fought in the Valley of the End. The first generation Hashirama won and returned, but his health was getting worse. From the perspective of the "latecomers", this was when he was about to die.

Guan Liyuan's "character setting" was that in the early days of Konoha, a branch of the Kaguya clan joined Konoha. Now the whole clan has no sense of existence. Only Guan Liyuan has awakened his blood limit, so Tsunade "has some impression" of him.

As for strength... ordinary ninja student level!

In Tsunade's dream, what kind of strength Guan Liyuan can exert depends entirely on Tsunade's "impression" of him.

"You lose, you lose! I am twelve points, you only have five points, you have to give me... give me... twelve minus five... eleven red leaves!" Tsunade said excitedly to the passerby kid who was her opponent.

As for why it is eleven? Looking at Tsunade's finger-breaking, Guan Liyuan has reason to believe that this is proof that she inherited the IQ of the first generation!

Just as Guan Liyuan was silently complaining as a bystander, the surroundings suddenly twisted, and Guan Liyuan was thrown out of the "dream world" and turned into a bird's-eye view of the twenty-four nodes...

[Huh? What happened? Tsunade woke up? ]

[No, you failed...] Zhongming said helplessly.

[Huh? I haven't done anything yet! ] Guan Liyuan was unconvinced.

[It's because you didn't do anything... The first node has ended, and the second node should have started, but because you didn't leave any impression on the other party, you didn't show up at the second node at all. ]

[...]

[Every time you fail, your soul will be hurt. According to my observation, the first six dreams will collapse if you fail about ten times, the next six will collapse if you fail about eight times, and the next six will collapse if you fail four times... The last six dreams will collapse if you fail once! ]

[And the "resurrection coins" are super expensive. ] Guan Liyuan complained to himself.

If it weren't for the fact that Penguin has further clarified the purpose of "creating happiness with heart" under his guidance, and developed many new charging projects, and now has a lot of forum coins left, Guan Liyuan really wouldn't dare to play like this!

[First node, second challenge... start! ]

With Chongming's voice, Guan Liyuan started the second challenge.

This time, Guan Liyuan immediately pushed the passerby kid aside and took the initiative to gamble with Tsunade. As a result, two dice... Tsunade's 12 points, Guan Liyuan's 7 points, the node plot ended, and Guan Liyuan returned to the "Game·Qver" screen again!

[What the hell! I'm the one who gambled with her once, okay? You forget me so easily? ] Guan Liyuan complained depressedly.

[...]

[By the way, what exactly is the second node? ] Guan Liyuan wanted to predict it first.

Chongming also showed Guan Liyuan the situation of "Node 2" at this time, which was Tsunade attending the funeral of the first generation. In the Konoha Square, Tsunade in the first row was wearing mourning clothes and sobbing...

Judging from her age, it should not be long since "Node 1".

[The gap between the two nodes is a bit big? "Node 1" is completely daily, but "Node 2" is so heavy? ] Guan Liyuan was a little unresponsive.

[The twenty-four nodes should correspond to the twenty-four most important things in her subconscious mind...]

[Huh? The first thing is also important? Isn't it just winning eleven leaves, no, it should be winning seven red leaves... Wait! Won? She actually won just now... Are you sure this is a real memory? Not something she imagined? I remember she said that she never won once. ] Guan Liyuan questioned.

Shouldn't Tsunade's first win in the bet be three years later when Jiraiya went to the Hidden Rain Village alone?

[Absolutely right, these are all memories in the subconscious... Did she say this? I don't remember, but even if she did say it, it should be too long ago that she has forgotten it. 】 Chongming said.

【Okay... then what can I do in my dream? 】 Guan Liyuan felt that it was not enough to try so randomly and use "right left down up ABAB" to adjust the life.

【You can do anything, but you can only do it within her impression of you... This is also the result of my interference with phosphorus escape. In her impression, everything you can do and you have done, she will accept it as part of the setting in her subconscious! 】 Chongming said.

【We have a lot of time, right? 】

[That's right, the concept of time in the spiritual world is different from that in the real world. Almost nothing is happening outside now... By the way, I just compared the twenty-three node scenes. If I guessed correctly, the reason why the first node was identified by her subconscious as "the twenty-four most important things in life" is because this is the last time she won in gambling! ]

Guan Liyuan also vaguely remembered that in the animation, when the first generation recalled his granddaughter, Tsunade inherited his habit of poison at a very young age, and in the memory scene, Tsunade was counting money... That is to say, in the first generation's memory, Tsunade should have won!

[The last time to win? I've thought about it! This time... try again! ] Guan Liyuan said proudly.

[The first node, the third challenge... start! ]

In the twelfth year of Konoha, on the streets of Konoha Village, Tsunade was carefreely playing games that good children would never play with her friends. At this time, she had no idea that this was the last time she won in gambling.

However, "this time"...

snap!

Just as Tsunade was excitedly unveiling the dice cup, Guan Liyuan slapped her in the face: "How can a child gamble!"

"Wuwuwu..."

"There's no use crying! Look into my eyes - how can a child gamble?" Guan Liyuan instantly transformed into a domineering attacker.

"Bad guy... dare to bully me!"

Bang - Guan Liyuan's front teeth were knocked out by Tsunade, and the plot ended, and Guan Liyuan returned to the bird's-eye view again.

[What's going on? Why is it here again... She has no impression of this? Is her memory too bad? ] Guan Liyuan said unconvinced.

[Did you make a mistake? This is not a question of the depth of impression! There is not too much time between her first node and the second node. The key is to make her feel that you will appear at her grandfather's funeral before she can start the second node...] Chongming also admired Guan Liyuan's creativity.

[Uh... Then I didn't show up at the funeral just now? ]

[You were still locked up in the confinement room at the funeral! ]

[...]

Guan Liyuan also reacted at this time, and using too radical means would not work.

If nodes one and two are connected, Guan Liyuan can also consider using words to make himself leave an impression in Tsunade's mind and avoid being punished...

However, the parts between the nodes are all Tsunade's imagination, and only the nodes are the parts that Guan Liyuan can change. Between nodes one and two, as long as she thinks "this guy should be locked up all the time", Guan Liyuan will directly "Game·Qver"!

[Within the setting, make her feel that I will attend the funeral of the first generation... I will try again! ]

After that, Guan Liyuan tried eight more times in a row, and finally when "this life" only had one chance left, he successfully passed the first level...

In the first seven times, Guan Liyuan tried to make faces, flirt with girls, dance to attract attention, and even use "sudden speeches" to express his extreme admiration for the first generation. However, each time he was either forgotten by Tsunade directly, or regarded as a pervert or a dangerous person, and did not appear at the funeral of the first generation.

Until later, Guan Liyuan understood the key point, which was to push away the passerby kid and bet with Tsunade.

As long as he beats her, he should get a high impression score, right?

But Tsunade is... so unlike her, she rolled the biggest 12 on both dice!

In the end, Guan Liyuan tried four times, and finally took advantage of Tsunade's "knowledge" that he had awakened his bloodline limit, made two fake dice with his own bones, and successfully deceived all the little kids, achieving the "cheating" feat, and tied with Tsunade...

Sure enough, he finally entered the second node!

[Suddenly it reminded me of the feeling of playing the cat version of Super Mario... If someone else came, they would definitely die! ] Guan Liyuan complained tiredly.

All ten chances of the first life were used up before he passed the first node. If the "God of Strategy" came, he would have to change from "Kei Ma" to "Kei Ma", right?


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