My body felt weightless, and I fell downwards with a thud, the wind whistling past my ears.
Zhao Feifei thought to herself: This feeling is amazing. So this is what it means to become invisible by burrowing underground.
Qiao Jiyang was thinking: Lu Chi, you idiot, just wait until I show up in your bedroom later, I'll scare you to death! I am the darling of Heaven, and you actually think you can fight me? You are too overestimating yourself!
Swoosh~
Swoosh~
About four or five seconds later, there were three loud thuds, followed by an overwhelming stench.
Qiao Jiyang felt some unknown liquid desperately trying to get into his mouth. It smelled terrible and made him feel nauseous. He quickly struggled to lift his head up.
After finally managing to stick my head out, I could finally see the situation clearly.
This is no Lu Chi's bedroom at all; it's clearly a... cesspool in the middle of nowhere!
Fortunately, Qiao Jiyang could swim, and he climbed out of the cesspool in no time.
Zhao Feifei and Jessie were still struggling in the cesspool when Qiao Jiyang shook off the stinking excrement on his body and went forward to pull them out.
At this moment, all three of them looked extremely disheveled.
Everyone had ghost makeup on their faces, and their faces were contaminated by the stinking excrement in the cesspool, making them look more like real ghosts than real ghosts themselves.
Even Tang Xiaopiao and Wang Teng, who were hiding in the shade, were amused and burst into laughter, laughing until tears of blood streamed down their faces.
Tang Xiaopiao took out the phone Lu Chi had given her and started filming Qiao Jiyang and the others not far away. She planned to send the video to Lu Chi later so he could share in the joy.
Although she knew that Lu Chi was omniscient, Tang Xiaopiao still wanted to send the message to her master herself so that he could see the ridiculous scene at this moment.
Originally, Lu Chi only wanted Tang Xiaopiao, a ghost, to accompany Qiao Jiyang back to the Ugly Country. But as dawn approached, he also sent Wang Teng along so that the two ghosts could look after each other in a foreign land.
As soon as Zhao Feifei got out of the cesspool, she started vomiting violently, crying loudly as she did so: "Didn't we agree to go to Lu Chi's bedroom? How did we end up in this cesspool?"
Qiao Jiyang was also furious. He bent over, vomited up all the food in his stomach, grabbed Jesse by the collar, and slapped him across the face several times.
He kicked him in the groin again, knocking him heavily to the ground.
With a hoarse voice, she roared, "Didn't I give you the address? You were supposed to go to Lu Chi's bedroom! What are you doing here? This is Lu Chi's bedroom???"
Jesse was kicked to the ground, clutching his crotch and howling.
"Yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Qiao. I didn't mean to. My target was Lu Chi's bedroom. I don't know how I ended up here."
"I really don't know what happened. I've never had any problems when I used to burrow underground to hide."
"Idiot, you're such an idiot! You can't even do something this simple right!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Joe, I will correct my mistakes, please give me another chance."
"Opportunity?" Qiao Jiyang was so angry that his eyes almost popped out. "Opportunity my ass! Opportunity? I'm about to catch a flight this afternoon, and I'm covered in stinking manure."
"Either you disappear into thin air right now and take us into a bathroom to take a shower, then you get us two sets of clothes to change into. Otherwise, we'll be too ashamed to go back like this!"
"Okay, Mr. Qiao, I understand. I'll take you to the bathroom right away."
Jesse took out his phone and searched for the nearest hotels, finding one called Hongshan Hotel.
"Let's go with this Hongshan Hotel, Mr. Qiao, Ms. Feifei. Please hold me tight, I'm about to disappear underground."
Just like before, Jesse held onto Qiao Jiyang's and Zhao Feifei's arms, one on each side.
He recited the incantation again.
Half a minute later, when Qiao Jiyang and Zhao Feifei opened their eyes, they found themselves in a bathroom, which, judging from the appearance, was probably the bathroom in the room of the Hongshan Hotel.
"Hmm, you did a good job this time." Qiao Jiyang peeked out and observed for a while. The room was empty and no one was living there. He said to Jesse, "Feifei and I are going to take a shower. You go invisible and go somewhere else to take a shower first. Then buy us two sets of clothes to change into. Do you understand?"
Jesse nodded repeatedly: "I understand, I understand, I get it."
Zhao Feifei was worried that he might use his invisibility to disappear into the ground and end up in the bathroom, where he would see her taking a shower with her clothes off.
He emphasized: "When you're going to become invisible, just stay hidden by the bed. Don't come into the bathroom, so you don't see me being exposed."
Jesse nodded: "Okay, okay."
Swish.
Jesse disappeared before their eyes.
The two quickly took off their dirty clothes and started taking a shower in the bathroom.
You rub my back, and I'll wash your hair.
Although the smell on my body was disgusting, my heart was warm.
About an hour later, the two finished showering and wrapped themselves in two large bath towels from the bathroom.
My hair was also dried with a hairdryer.
But no matter how long they waited, Jesse never returned.
After waiting for about half an hour, Jesse finally returned.
Still covered in dirt and smelling terrible.
She came back crying.
He was beaten black and blue, and even lost two of his front teeth. He had no idea who he had offended.
They didn't have the clothes that Qiao Jiyang and Zhao Feifei wanted.
Qiao Jiyang asked in confusion, "I told you to take a shower and go buy clothes, but you didn't come back with any clothes and you got beaten up with a bruised and swollen face. What happened?"
Jesse cried and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Joe, I made a mistake when I tried to burrow underground and ended up in the public bathroom."
Zhao Feifei asked curiously, "You went to a public bathhouse and then got beaten up? Why? Are all the people in the bathhouse violent?"
Jesse nodded: "Yeah, they're so violent!"
Qiao Jiyang understood: "You didn't go into the women's bathroom, did you?"
"Oh yeah, yeah, I went into the women's bathroom," Jesse cried as she recounted, "I don't understand why those women were so fierce. I didn't do it on purpose. They almost beat me to death, but luckily I managed to sneak back underground when they weren't looking, boohoo!"
Qiao Jiyang, Zhao Feifei, and Zhang Hu exchanged a glance, both seeing helplessness and speechlessness in each other's eyes.
"Never mind, Feifei and I will go out. You can wash up here and then take us out to find some clothes to wear."
"Okay, Mr. Joe."
Jesse started taking a shower in the bathroom.
After taking a shower, there were no towels left, so I had to lift the hotel's white sheets and wrap them around myself.
Now they were all neatly dressed, with something wrapped around their bodies.
“Okay,” Qiao Jiyang said to Jesse, “search for the nearest clothing store and take us there to buy clothes.”
Both Jessie and Zhao Feifei took out their phones to search at the same time.
Zhao Feifei was the first to find it.
"There's a clothing mall just two blocks from here. Let's go there, buy an outfit, wear it for now, and then decide what to do next."
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