Chapter 509: Extra: A Plan to Expel the Female Demon
Lu Huai has been in a bad mood recently.
That annoying girl from the Lin family is going to live in the Lu family again.
The last time she came, she soaked all of Lu Huai's account books in water.
The last time I came, I snatched away Lu Huai’s favorite cakes.
The last time he came, he used the calculation manual that Lu Huai intended to present to the Minister of Revenue as firewood to barbecue.
Faced with the bad news that Lin Zhiqing was coming again and was going to stay for a long time, he chose to endure the humiliation between being angry and feeling helpless.
"Father, Mother, the Minister will test my math homework in a few days. I decided to take Yunfeng to live in a farm outside the city for a while and concentrate on studying." Lu Huai thought, if you can't afford to offend, just hide!
Lu Zhen tapped Lu Huai on the head with his fan: "You are just a little kid. You only know how to study all day long. It's really boring."
"Hmph, that's right, be careful not to turn into a nerd!" Lu Nanyue chimed in, "I was thinking of waiting for Xiao Qing'er to come and go get bird eggs with you."
Lu Huai couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he had foresight.
He is most afraid of heights.
Lu Huai was very happy at the thought that he would not have to see Lin Zhiqing again and would not have to climb trees to take bird eggs.
He went straight to the farm outside the city and had a very good sleep that night.
But early the next morning, before he opened his eyes, he heard a familiar noise.
With a bad premonition in his heart, Lu Huai tentatively opened one eye.
A pink ball lay down in front of his bed, holding her chin with both hands, waking him up and calling him sweetly, "Brother Lu Huai."
Lin Zhiqing!
Why is Lin Zhiqing here?!
Is he dreaming?
Lu Huai closed his eyes tightly and opened them again.
Not a dream.
"Brother Lu Huai, the sun is already shining on my butt. My little pet got up earlier than you." Lin Zhiqing opened his palm, and a frog suddenly appeared in front of Lu Huai.
Then, the frog croaked, exerted force on its hind legs, and jumped directly from Lin Zhiqing's hand into Lu Huai's bed.
"ah!"
Lu Huai couldn't sleep either.
Lin Zhiqing laughed out loud on the side.
There are also Lu Nanyue and the two little ghosts from the Lin family, the four little followers all came to the farm to find him!
Moreover, they brought a lot of luggage, obviously planning to stay for a long time.
Although Lu Huai was reluctant to accept this fact, he still asked someone to clean up the empty house.
Lin Zhiqing and Lu Nanyue came with two other little brats from the Lin family.
Well... although Lin Shian and Lin Yangyang are older than him, they are also little kids in Lu Huai's heart.
Lu Huai's ears had just been quiet for a night, but now they had to suffer again.
The Lu family’s farm was obviously very large, but no matter where he hid, Lin Zhiqing could always find him accurately.
Lu Huai really just wanted to study.
After Lin Zhiqing took away his homework again, he couldn't help but explode.
no!
He couldn't stand having a little girl ride on his neck and pee on him. He wanted to resist and drive Lin Zhiqing and the others back!
Lu Huai's first step in resistance was to seek an alliance with Lin Shi'an, who was also a wanderer in the world.
As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers.
Lu Huai searched for a long time before he rescued Lin Shian from a quagmire.
He was buried in the mire like a carrot, his whole body covered with mud.
When Lu Huai found him, he smiled with his big white teeth.
"Idiot." Lu Huai said with a stern face. He picked up a handkerchief and wiped Lin Shi'an's face clean. "Who came up with this idea?"
In fact, Lu Huai knew without asking that it must have been Lin Zhiqing's idea.
Lu Nanyue and Lin Yangyang are both the kind of people who only obey Lin Zhiqing.
Lin Zhiqing has a devilish idea as soon as she turns around, and the other two will just revolve around this female devil Lin Zhiqing.
As expected, Lin Shian sniffed and said, "Sister Zhiqing said she had never seen a radish before, so she asked me to dress up as a radish."
Lu Huai wiped Lin Shian's snot with disdain, feeling somewhat disappointed:
"Lin Zhiqing is simply a female devil. Don't you feel uncomfortable being bullied by her every day?"
Lin Shian thought about it, shook his head and nodded.
Seeing this, Lu Huai felt that he was about to save a bullied little fool, and a sense of responsibility came over him.
He clenched his fist and said excitedly:
"We are real men and shouldn't be bullied by a few girls!"
"Little carrot head, we have to learn to resist, otherwise that evil woman Lin Zhiqing will only go further and further!"
"I declare that the Female Demon Expelling Alliance is now officially established!"
Little Radish Head Lin Shi'an seemed to be persuaded as well, and he also shouted a slogan like Lu Huai.
After the alliance was established, Lu Huai immediately began planning to play a trick on Lin Zhiqing.
Only if Lin Zhiqing was teased would he leave crying.
Just do it!
The first plan.
Lu Huai covered his nose and brought Lin Shian to the rice fields of the village. He pointed at the tenant farmers who were composting and said:
"Little Radish Head, Lin Zhiqing is the most pretentious. If her dress gets stained by feces, she will definitely cry and go home."
"Just tell me I'm looking for her and I'll lead her here. Then I'll get the feces on her dress. Do you understand?"
Lin Shian nodded, not quite understanding.
Seeing Lin Shian running towards Lin Zhiqing and others, Lu Huai had already imagined the scene of Lin Zhiqing crying in his mind.
He was very happy and felt that the stench of manure in the rice fields had become lighter.
Soon, two footsteps were heard.
Lu Huai was very excited. He hid in the rice field, scooped up a small amount of manure with a wooden ladle, calculated the angle, and planned to splash it on Lin Zhiqing's dress.
As the footsteps got closer, Lin Zhiqing's voice came over: "Brother Lu Huai, where are you? I have a question for you!"
Lu Huai didn't care about any problems. When he noticed Lin Zhiqing approaching, he stood up suddenly and was about to spill the sewage.
etc!
What is Lin Zhiqing holding in his hand?
"On Mathematical Calculation"?
His "Theory of Mathematical Calculation"!
It took him a long time to compile it, and he was going to hand it over to the Minister!
His hand shook and the scoop fell with a bang.
The sewage inside spilled out, instantly soaking Lu Huai's clothes.
A strange smell rose in the air. Lin Zhiqing pinched his nose and said with disgust, "Hey, Brother Lu Huai is shameless. It stinks."
As she said this, she threw away the "Theory of Mathematical Calculation" in her hand and ran back the same way.
Lu Huai's body reacted faster than his brain and he caught the "Theory of Measurement".
But soon, he smelled a foul odor coming from the clothes:
"Ah! You female devil, I will never forgive you!"
…
As the saying goes, get up from where you fell.
After the first plan failed, Lu Huai was not discouraged.
He quickly took Lin Shian to the bamboo forest in the back mountain and started the second plan.
"Little Radish Head, listen, we must avenge our previous shame this time!" Lu Huai said confidently, "Come with me."
He stopped in front of a bamboo, carefully picked up some disgusting insects from it, and then handed them to Lin Shian.
"Little Radish Head, this is a bamboo worm. The female devil will definitely be afraid of worms. We will put the worm in her room and she will definitely be scared away!" Lu Huai was full of confidence.
Lin Shian bit his finger and nodded ignorantly.
Soon, Lin Shian followed Lu Huai's instructions and put the insects in Lin Zhiqing's house.
The two of them hid outside the yard, ready to watch the show.
Watching Lin Zhiqing and others enter the house, Lu Huai couldn't suppress the smile.
He could already imagine Lin Zhiqing being shocked and running away scared by the bugs.
But after a long time, there was no sound from inside.
Lu Huai and Lin Shi'an looked at each other, both of them were puzzled.
Another quarter of an hour passed, and there was no reaction from inside, but instead a fragrance came out.
Lu Huai sniffed and couldn't help swallowing.
What smells so good? That devil didn't bring anything to eat just now. Come here.
Lin Shian licked his lips and couldn't help but said, "Lu Huai, let's go in and take a look. I'm so hungry."
"No future." Lu Huai curled his lips, but after all, he was young and the greed in his heart was aroused.
The two of them eagerly entered the yard and saw three girls gathered together, staring at the brazier in the middle.
Lu Huai walked over and couldn't help but be curious: "What are you doing?"
Lin Yangyang's eyes sparkled: "Sister Qing is making something delicious, it smells so good."
It smelled really good. Lu Huai and Lin Shi'an both squatted down, staring at the brazier motionlessly, thinking of the chicken legs.
“Bang!”
A spark exploded, and Lin Zhiqing clapped his hands: "Okay, it's cooked, ready to eat!"
As she spoke, she pried at the brazier with a wooden stick.
Lu Huai looked forward to it, but when he saw what was in the brazier, his eyes widened and he finally couldn't help but jump up:
"Bugs, bugs!"
"What a fuss! Of course it's a bug." Lu Nanyue rubbed her hands. "It's just a delicious bug."
"Yes, my mother told me that in her hometown of Yunnan, many people love to eat this stuff." Lin Zhiqing was a little excited:
"I ate them once before and was really greedy. I didn't expect that such a kind person would send me so many insects today."
"That's great, you can try it too."
"No!" Lu Huai felt his young mind was shocked: "I will never eat insects, never!"
Just as he was speaking, something suddenly appeared in his mouth.
He chewed it subconsciously, and a burnt aroma spread in his mouth. His eyes lit up. What the hell? It tasted pretty good.
Seeing his reaction like this, Lin Zhiqing couldn't help but nodded: "Well, it looks like it's really cooked and can be eaten!"
As she spoke, she picked out the bugs.
When Lu Huai heard her words, his scalp went numb. What he had just eaten was a bamboo worm!?
"ah!"
"Lin Zhiqing!"
After trying this several times, Lu Huai gave up completely.
Lin Zhiqing is simply a female devil who is immune to all poisons and cannot be driven away no matter what.
But just when he was gradually getting used to such chaotic days, someone from the Lin family suddenly came and took away all of the Lin family's followers.
Later, Lu Huai found out that Uncle Lin, who always let him ride a big horse, and Aunt Lin, who secretly gave him candy, had gotten into trouble.
Since then, the female devil seemed to have disappeared.
Later, Lu Huai kept thinking that if the female devil could bother him every day in exchange for Uncle Lu and Aunt Lu, he would be willing to do so.
But the female devil never bothered him again, and he never saw Uncle Lin and Aunt Lin again.
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