The boy replied: "We are in a relationship."
"Are you planning to get married?"
"Preparing."
"Which part is not ready?"
Before he could speak, a boy on his left answered in a low voice.
Sanmao: "Dowry? Are you his agent?"
Audience: “Hahahaha.”
This is a quick question and quick answer mode. It is really hard to make up nonsense because their mouths are often faster than their brains.
What makes Sanmao's stand-up comedy so funny is his tone, expression and body language.
Although sometimes I say some slightly offensive words, such as "scumbag man" and "scumbag woman".
But he had a smile on his face and his tone was obviously meant to be funny, so it was hard for the person involved to get angry.
Sanmao handed the microphone back to the boy: "Have you mentioned breaking up?"
"No."
"Did you have a fight? Don't act tough and I'll tell you."
The audience atmosphere group's hahaha sound effects sounded.
"We just had a quarrel."
The three cats grinned excitedly: "Did they quarrel just now?"
Then he handed the microphone to the girl: "Can you share such a happy thing with me?"
The girl couldn't stop laughing and said, "He said he doesn't want to see you."
The audience roared with laughter: "Hahahahahahaha."
Sanmao was also speechless for four or five seconds, looking at the boy with a forced smile: "You can leave now."
Then he asked the girl: "What do you think is the most meaningful gift he has ever given you?"
Girls really love to laugh. Both sentences were said with a smile: "Give me freedom."
It was the sound effects for the whole atmosphere. The big brother next to Guan Yan laughed very devilishly, like "Ahahaha", and laughed non-stop.
You have to know that there are hundreds of people in the venue now, and every seat is empty. The laughter and the atmosphere are quite exciting.
After listening for about ten minutes, the questions that followed were even funnier.
There is no end to Sanmao's work. Each question is funnier than the last, and they are all improvised.
"Are there any men here who are over 180cm tall? Stand up so I can see them."
Seeing no one standing, the three cats were surprised and said, "No, is today a special event for dwarfs? Stand up and look. I won't eat you."
Only then did about ten boys stand up sparsely on the field.
Guan Yan looked at Fu Qiu on his left with a gloating look in his eyes, his eyes clearly showing that it was your turn to perform.
Fu Qiu saw it and stood up helplessly.
Sanmao took two steps forward and leaned over, squinting his eyes. "It's hard to see the ones at the back. Help me see if there's anyone handsome."
A boy in the row in front of Guan Yan turned his head to look, and when he saw Fu Qiu, he shouted.
"Here, here, this is so handsome!!! So handsome, so handsome, so handsome, so handsome."
Sanmao looked towards Fuqiu and said, "My little fanboy, I heard it, everyone next to this handsome guy and behind him, please turn on the lights for me. Please don't turn on the lights in front of him, it's too glaring."
Guan Yan bought a seat slightly to the back in the middle. It was quite dim in the venue and the actors really couldn’t see clearly behind them.
Some audience members obediently lit the lanterns for Fu Qiu, and Guan Yan also joined in the fun.
Seeing the backcourt, everyone said: "Wow~"
Sanmao's eyes lit up as well: "Everyone, please take a seat. How old is this handsome guy?"
Fu Qiu sat down, remembering Guan Yan's nonsense, and replied, "18."
Quick question and answer mode is on: "What's your zodiac sign for 18?"
Qiuqiu was speechless: "Emmmm."
The atmosphere group started again, and Guan Yan was the one who was laughing the most happily. She guessed that this would be the case when she heard Fu Qiu say 18.
"Don't act so cool, everyone. What does this handsome guy do for a living?"
"Unemployed."
Audience: “Oh~”
"How does handsome guy usually make a living?"
"Living like a gigolo."
Sanmao became interested and asked with a grin, "Oh? Is your gigolo partner here today?"
Fu Qiu suppressed a smile and pointed at Guan Yan who was watching the show next to him: "Here."
Guan Yan was stunned and looked at Fu Qiu: Are you going to betray me so easily?
The audience around her began to shine their lights on her again.
The boy in the front row who had gone to Qiu before saw this and shouted again: "Perfect match, top match, heavenly match!!!"
Guan Yan began to answer questions amid the audience's exclamations of "Wow!"
"I'll give you an award after the end of the Screaming Atmosphere Group. What does this beautiful lady do?"
Fu Qiu, who was standing beside her, played with her hands innocently. Guan Yan replied, "Unemployed vagrant."
Audience: “Hahahahahaha.”
But they won't be able to laugh anymore after a while.
Sanmao: "You both have beautiful voices. So, beautiful ladies, how do you support the two of you?"
"Money makes money."
The system is about making money, but it just makes a lot of money.
"Investment, right? Which industry?"
“There are people from all walks of life.”
Sanmao held his forehead with his hand, looking irritated: "How many apartments does the beauty have?"
Guan Yan spoke faster than he could think: "Three or four sets?"
"Beautiful lady, what do you mean by these three or four properties? You can't even remember your own properties, right? Where are these three or four properties?"
She searched her mind for the name of the seaside villa complex and replied, "One is on Helin Road, one seems to be called Blue Sea Court? There's also one in another place, but I forgot."
Everyone on the field responded: “Wow~”
Some locals were obviously aware of the value of these two places, and they all looked over to see the protagonist.
"Fuck!"
As a foreigner, Sanmao has no idea how awesome these two places are.
"Your reaction is that these two apartments are special. Is there any local who can tell me more about Helin Road and what kind of real estate is Lanhai Haoting? Come on, my friend who is holding back."
The person who was holding the grass was a girl in the real estate industry. After being QQ, she excitedly said: "It's complicated to explain it to you. You just need to know that there are many small targets in Lanhai Haoting that can't be found."
The audience couldn't stand it anymore.
"Fuck!"
""A rich woman is actually next to me?"
The three cats stumbled a few steps, as if they had suffered a great blow, and asked, "Is it true?"
Guan Yan smiled and said, "It's true."
“Ahhhhhhhhh!!!”
The screams of hundreds of people almost shook the ceiling of the venue off.
After calming down, Guan Yan said, "Don't get excited, everyone. When you go out, you give yourself the identity you want."
She said her ancestors came from a reclusive family, but no one could tell.
Three Cats: "Beauty, true or false? I almost want to fight with you rich people."
She said so, but no one could tell that she was talking nonsense.
It looks so real no matter how you look at it, especially the girl on Guan Yan's right. When you see the bracelet on her hand, you look like you've discovered something special.
Guan Yan still couldn't hear any emotion in his words: "If you think it's true, then it's true. If you think it's false, then it's false."
"I'm so flattered. I didn't expect my audience to be so wealthy. If such talented people come to watch my performance, doesn't that mean I'm really talented too?"
The audience was extremely cooperative: “Yes!!!”
The three cats bent down and put their ears close to the first row for a few seconds, then stood up and paced around and looked at Guan Yan again.
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