Chapter 13 Who can win this battle? She is making trouble, he is laughing...
The old coffin lid creaked, and a pale bony hand groped out...
"Wow, honey, this is so scary!" The girl in the pink cotton hat screamed and threw herself into her boyfriend's arms.
"It's okay, baby. I'll protect you." The boy said sweetly in his childish voice.
The young couple were twisted like a dough stick in front.
Gu Zhi looked at this scene with resentment.
"That's it?" Jiang Ziyi high-fived Sister Sadako who was coming towards him.
There are always more solutions than problems. When the ragged and weird old man stretched out his walking stick from the woods, Gu Zhi hid behind Jiang Ziyi in panic: "My dear, this is so scary!"
“…Let me go.” Jiang Ziyi said coldly.
"But I'm scared." Gu Zhi held her waist tightly.
"Don't play the role of the best actor," Jiang Ziyi said, not buying it at all. "How many horror movies have we watched together?"
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A sincere and touching love movie was released at that time. After watching it, Ms. Li Aomei rubbed her snot and tears all over Gu Weizhen. Gu Zhi thought this was a great opportunity.
He deliberately chose the scene with artificial snowfall at the end of the film, and followed the carefully planned route to successfully bring Jiang Ziyi to the entrance of the target cinema.
“I heard that the ratings of ‘First Snow’ are very high.” Gu Zhi hinted while standing in front of the movie’s roll-up banner.
"Jiang Ziyi?" He found that his girlfriend who had been by his side just now suddenly disappeared.
Jiang Yiyi, a cat wearing a black hood, was standing in the corner of the ticket hall, his round eyes staring seriously at an inconspicuous monster poster behind the glass cabinet.
Gu Zhi sighed in his heart.
"You want to see this?" He squatted down beside her.
The bloody and drooling alien monster created a very close visual impact, and Gu Zhi's body shook uncontrollably.
"Yeah, yeah," Jiang Ziyi nodded vigorously, "I didn't expect that Alien Invasion 1 would be re-released in China. I wanted to buy the disc before but couldn't."
There's a second part to this thing? Gu Zhi’s eyes went dark.
"If you're scared, forget it." Jiang Ziyi's eyes lingered on the thing that looked like a face but grew on the back of the monster's neck. She seemed reluctant to leave.
"What's so scary about this?" Gu Zhi boasted, "I'll go buy the tickets." His heels were still a little weak when he stood up.
The protagonist and his party walked into a dark underground cave, with sparkling dust floating in the air.
More and more light spots appeared, slowly illuminating the floor of the cave.
The thick mucus was filled with densely packed insect eggs.
"The special effects of this film (chew chew), I feel, are not as exciting as the second one (chew chew), maybe it's because it's older (chew chew), do you still want more?" Jiang Ziyi handed the popcorn bucket to the left.
"Gu Zhi?" She found that her boyfriend had collapsed on the chair without her knowing.
"Oh, it's okay. I also think the special effects are a bit boring," Gu Zhi was still trying hard, "I was a little distracted."
In fact, the person almost left.
"Great!" Jiang Ziyi punched him happily, "Finally, someone can watch horror movies with me from now on!"
She looked so beautiful when she smiled that Gu Zhi felt that it would be worth it even if he was swallowed and regurgitated by the Zerg.
A total of seven "Alien Invasion" films were later shot, and Jiang Ziyi and Gu Zhi did not miss any of them.
She would probably never know what this man had paid behind the scenes to be able to chat and laugh with her even when the protagonist's pupils turned white and he was mutating.
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"Ziyi, don't forget to complete the mission." Seeing that Jiang Ziyi was about to attack the next ghost hideout, Gu Zhi hurriedly reminded him.
The mission card requires them to help act as NPCs in the haunted house.
With the help of the staff, Jiang Ziyi changed into an indigo-colored zombie costume, with dark circles around his eyes and two bright blushes on his face.
"Ouch!" She hid at the door of the men's locker room and scared Gu Zhi.
"Great, so scary." The Taoist priest in white, covered in blood, smiled and stuck the yellow talisman on her forehead.
There was a crude red heart drawn on it.
"A talisman of eternal love." Gu Zhi named it.
"Let's do a tail kill," Jiang Ziyi's eyes were bright, "You are responsible for chasing the tourists to the exit, and then I will jump out when they think everything is over."
The two of them worked in perfect harmony and successfully scared a group of naive men passing by into howling in terror.
[Hahahaha, it seems to be part of the couple’s play]
[Male: You may not believe this, but Actor Gu chased me for a hundred meters with a peach wood sword]
[Damn it, the director team limited the number of people attending Shancheng Amusement Park! Jealous of everyone who can get in! ! ]
[Jiang Ziyi, you are really good at scaring people. I knew you would rush out but I still panicked for a moment.]
[Dead Taoist priest and little zombie...a good match...]
[Look, she is making noise and he is laughing]
[I picked up [Stealing Joy] again]
[There’s no need to pick it up, this is a complete banquet! ]
[Since I started holding your hand, my life has not been miserable anymore…]
[The bodies of the workers have all warmed up]
"Girl, please put away your magical powers. You still have two haunted houses to serve." Gu Zhi ran back and forth with sweat all over his forehead.
"Oh... okay," Jiang Ziyi's evil taste had not been fully satisfied.
She shook her loose robe sleeves and suddenly an idea came to her.
"I am a humble girl and have not been favored by you, sir." Jiang Ziyi gave a very standard salute to Gu Zhi.
"Stop playing tricks!" Gu Zhi stuck four talismans of eternal love on her back.
The next scene is a mysterious European castle. Jiang Ziyi wears a Gothic dress and two small fangs.
"I am the vampire queen!" she said, swirling the grape juice in her glass.
"Then I am the vampire butler?" Gu Zhi, who was wearing a black tuxedo, adjusted his monocle.
"This costume is too ordinary! There is no sense of story at all," Jiang Ziyi was eager to act, "What is your character's biography?"
"Let me think about it..." Gu Zhi placed his left hand wearing a white glove on her shoulder and leaned down with a sense of oppression.
"My true identity is a demon who has lived for thousands of years. I am madly jealous of every human you bring into the castle. I appear to obey you on the surface, but I have imprisoned you here because you are afraid of sunlight."
"My goal is to lure you to drink the devil's blood and become my eternal follower..."
Jiang Ziyi felt a venomous chill slowly wrapping around her neck.
She had no idea how attractive she looked when she blushed.
Gu Zhi raised her chin contentedly.
"If you don't let go, I'll call the police." Jiang Ziyi warned with a weak breath.
"Okay, master." Gu Zhi let go of his hand gentlemanly.
Jiang Ziyi: I don’t have such a disobedient dog! !
The two ran into Yu Huating and Du Xiaofang in the last haunted house.
"Ugh! Ugh!" Director Yu's scream was very funny.
"Sister Du, it's us!" Jiang Ziyi said to screenwriter Du, who was frightened and felt that her husband was embarrassing.
"You are acting like a dead couple!" Yu Huating said, pointing at the intestines of Gu Jiang and his wife that were so long that they dragged on the ground.
He still speaks shockingly.
[Reporting from the next live studio, Yu Huating and his team's task just now was to take couple photos on the carousel]
[Yu Huating’s photo was ugly, with a deadly angle and backlight, which made Du Xiaofang so angry that she ran away]
[What are Luo Pan and Wang Zihe doing? ]
[Luo Pan was almost on the roller coaster when she suddenly changed her mind, and Wang Zihe left her to go play on his own]
[It’s really a joke… She cried so hard that even the park mascot in doll costume got impatient]
[It’s hard to comment on Wang Zihe too… They were supposed to do the couple’s mission together, so why didn’t he ask his wife what project she wanted to play! ]
[My blood pressure has risen after watching this, come and adjust it here]
[Holding hands, I have played three sets of fun plays]
[The part about the vampire butler has been edited into a movie by my wife]
[Gu Zhi is really good at...]
[Perform more! I really love watching it! ]
The four of them went to the second mission point together.
They need to earn at least five Clown Coins in the circus-themed park.
Jiang Ziyi stopped in front of a red and yellow tent.
It was a target shooting amusement ride, and the top prize was a big fat fox hanging next to the curtain.
It has orange-red fur, rough seams, a furry belly, and its eyes are two shiny buttons.
"You want this?" Gu Zhi immediately understood what she meant.
"I don't want to." Jiang Ziyi still stared at the fox's tail.
It always feels a bit embarrassing to buy stuffed toys at her age.
Gu Zhi was already used to her duplicity. He exchanged a handful of game coins, skillfully set up his gun, and quickly shot the first ten rings.
"Wow! Brother Gu Zhi is so handsome!" Luo Pan, who was wandering alone, was attracted by the movement here.
"Tsk, look at him." Du Xiaofang, still angry, said to her husband.
Yu Huating: Who can compete with this? Can't you compare me with Wang Zihe?
When Gu Zhi was a child, he often followed Gu Weizhen to the shooting range. His skills were so good that he didn't even need an action director when playing a killer.
Jiang Ziyi watched from the side for a while and was attracted by the clown who was twisting animal balloons.
Gu Zhi hit the bull's eye three times in a row amid the cheers of the crowd. He turned around and found that his wife was distracted.
He deliberately tilted the muzzle of the gun to the right and barely hit an eight-ring.
"It's okay, the second prize magic rabbit is also very cute." Jiang Ziyi noticed that the atmosphere was not right and hurried over to comfort her.
"I haven't practiced for a long time, so I'm not very good at it." Gu Zhi said self-reproachfully, with a barely noticeable arc at the corner of his mouth.
"There's still a chance. If all the next ones get ten rings, the first prize will be yours." said the employee in the tent.
Jiang Ziyi nervously grasped the table surface, watching Gu Zhi fire the remaining seven shots.
She breathed a sigh of relief only when she finally held the fox in her arms.
Gu Zhi’s little trick did not escape the sharp eyes of the barrage.
[You kid! ]
[Your mouth is harder to suppress than a gun, right?]
Why do you deliberately make your wife worry! ! ]
[You feel good again when your wife looks at you without blinking, right? ]
[Who on earth sent out the brainwash package saying that Gu Zhi is a piece of wood…]
[Luo Pan, why are you so excited… Qiuya is getting married and you are singing and dancing here…]
[Yu Huating is checking the gun over and over again... Is he suspecting that Gu Zhi is cheating? Hahahahahaha]
"Brother Gu Zhi, I want that teddy bear. Can you help me play with it once?" Luo Pan squeezed in between the two of them.
For some reason, Jiang Ziyi suddenly felt a little unhappy.
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