Chapter 40 It should just be an illusion. How do you want to punish me? …



Chapter 40 It should just be an illusion. How do you want to punish me? …

Jiang Ziyi and Gu Zhi chased and beat them all the way, successfully dragging most of the members of "Breakup Lover" into the battle.

Huahua held the snowboard in front of her parents and swung her arms like Hot Wheels, making her attack and defense impeccable.

The Yu and Du couple, who were carried by their daughter throughout the whole process, were so idle that they put their hands in their pockets and shouted "Come on!"

Li Aomei and Gu Weizhen cooperated well, one was responsible for throwing and the other for reloading. Unfortunately, the CD of the celebration action was too long, and her son and daughter-in-law always took the opportunity to attack her.

Li Aomei called Luo Pan, who was just about to go onto the snow slope for another round of skiing, to come over as an outside aid. Luo Pan apologized repeatedly while attacking fiercely, completely knocking Jiang Ziyi and Gu Zhi to the ground.

Snow was flying and laughter was everywhere. The camera couldn't keep up with the speed of the people moving, and the screen in the live broadcast room was full of afterimages.

[What kind of hexagonal berserker is Huahua? So terrifying...]

[Director Yu, you are laughing too wildly.111]

[The one who gradually lost his human form while running, is he really Professor Gu, the male idol of the Biology Department of Shuimu University? ]

[Principal Li Aomei is always so lively...]

[Someone pretended to block the snow for his wife, but he actually held his wife's waist tightly and refused to let go! ]

[Even with my eyes closed I know it's holding your hand, okay?]

[I laughed my ass off. Wang Zihe tried to pour snow into Luo Pan’s clothes, but Jiang Ziyi immediately got up and gave him two snowballs.]

[Du Xiaofang and Yu Huating stopped posing and chased him over and smashed his back with their frames]

[Why does it feel like Luo Pan is about to take action directly?]

[These guys really pretended to be joking and then beat Wang Zihe to death]

In the end, because of the noise they made, the crowd was forcibly dragged to the children's play area by the ski resort staff.

Luo Pan's face was still flushed with excitement. She hadn't had such fun in a long time.

"You're already a mother, it's not appropriate for you to act crazy." Liu Zhaodi looked at her sweaty bangs with disgust.

"You're already a grandmother, but you still talk so much." Li Aomei muttered.

"Beautiful sister, your skiing moves on the advanced track just now were so cool. Can you teach me?" Huahua rushed forward and took Luo Pan's arm.

When the two girls, one big and one small, walked away, Jiang Ziyi discovered that there were two cute animal badges on Huahua's backpack:

The fierce-looking black cat stretched its two paws forward, revealing its soft pads; it stood close to a smiling fox, covering its canine teeth with its fluffy tail, as if pretending to be innocent. "What are you looking at?" Gu Zhi asked, leaning against her ear.

Jiang Ziyi shuddered and took a step back, just in time to be caught by his arm. Gu Zhi smiled and blinked, his expression seemed familiar.

...It must be just an illusion, Jiang Ziyi didn't delve into it any further.

The children slid across the snow slope on colorful donuts, and Jiang Ziyi became gradually fascinated.

"Hey!" She turned around and said to Gu Zhi, who was looking for a place to sit down first, "Guess which player will be the first to cross the finish line this time?"

Gu Zhi took two seconds to react and realized that she was racing horses: "The red donut on the leftmost track? It seems that the driver is very experienced. He has already played two or three times."

"Then I'll choose the green donut in the middle track," Jiang Ziyi said seriously, "because it's flat and cute."

"Is there any reward for guessing correctly?" Gu Zhi asked casually.

“…That’s too utilitarian!” Jiang Ziyi put his hands on his hips, “I just wanted to have fun.”

"I would be even happier if there were rewards." Gu Zhi's fox tail, which had been hidden for a long time, began to shake again.

"Then I'll give the other party ten dollars for winning every time?" Jiang Ziyi touched his chin.

The activity funds given by the program team today are calculated per person, one hundred yuan per person.

Gu Zhi: ...I don’t want to be so utilitarian, and this is considered a crime of opening a live casino!

"How about changing it to a reward that has nothing to do with money but can still satisfy your wishes?" Gu Zhi coaxed.

"Is there anything you want to do to me? If it's a punishment, that's fine too." He said seductively.

After Li Aomei and Gu Weizhen finished visiting the ice sculpture exhibition, they walked towards the children's playground.

Another batch of donuts landed smoothly. Jiang Ziyi stood up excitedly and unscrewed the marker in his hand.

Gu Zhi obediently handed over the left half of his face. His right half of the face was now so lively that it could be used as a zoo, filled with sloppily painted little rabbits, little lions, little giraffes...

The barrage of comments who witnessed the whole process were gloating.

[You big bad fox, you also have this day, hahaha]

[This is really the car going to kindergarten]

[Jiang Ziyi: The best punishment I can think of is to draw a little turtle on your face! ]

[I watched with great interest the young couple racing on the snow slide for over an hour]

[Gu Zhi spent half a day writing calculation formulas in the snow, but still lost to Jiang Ziyi who chose blindly based on his intuition, hahahahahaha]

[Stop gambling, Mr. Gu, there is no room left for painting on your forehead]

[The nature of the game has changed, he really just wants to win once...]

Jiang Ziyi held Gu Zhisheng's hopeless face and laughed loudly.

After a while, she added a small gray heart at the corner of his eye.

As it was getting dark, everyone gathered at the holiday cabin on the top of the ski resort and had a lively hotpot meal.

Huahua excitedly recounted how Luo Pan managed to stay in the air on the ski jumping platform, which won a lot of applause.

Yu Huating asked everyone to circulate the video one by one.

"It's said that it's easiest to fall while double-board skating. You're amazing!" Du Xiaofang put down her chopsticks and applauded.

"No, no, I just practice dancing regularly, so my core is relatively stable." Luo Pan said embarrassedly.

"I remember you were the ACE of the group, and you were very good at singing and dancing." Jiang Ziyi said casually.

"You...you know our group?" Luo Pan asked in surprise.

"Well, a friend of mine recommended you when he was following the talent show, and I helped cast a lot of votes for you." Jiang Ziyi nodded.

"Is that so..." Luo Pan's smile dimmed, "Then she must be very disappointed in me now."

Wang Dequan and Liu Zhaodi were originally tasked with persuading their daughter-in-law to change her mind and live a good life, but every time they opened their mouths, they would be interrupted by other guests or family members.

Luo Zongyao stared at the beautiful woman on the screen and slurped the beef roll.

Gu Weizhen couldn't stand it any longer and slammed his phone on the table: "Uncle is old and hates noise when eating."

[Well done!] ]

[I just like this feeling of "a weird family can't hide among normal people"]

[Luo Pan has really changed a lot in this variety show]

[Who still remembers that she smelled like tea at the beginning and was looking for female competition everywhere]

[This afternoon, she taught me figure skating in a gentle and tender way. It really made me feel soft-hearted..]

[Luo Pan, it was really disappointing when you left the group, but you still insisted on practicing dancing, and I gradually saw what kind of person Wang Zihe really was. As your former fan, I really want to see you cheer up again]

[Same feeling as above, hope she thinks carefully about what to do next...]

"Tomorrow's schedule is also related to the ski resort, so everyone will stay in the holiday cottage tonight," the directors discussed mysteriously for a while, "but we have a small activity after dinner."

"The variety show 'Break Up Lovers' does not have an observation room staffed by celebrities or experts. Therefore, in addition to the opinions of mediator Xu Yanhui, the feedback from netizens can also provide a certain reference for the marriage relationship."

The host pulled down the projection screen in front of the fireplace and said, "We are halfway through the show now. It's time for a 'public execution.'"

[I won’t directly click into the super topic or read the comments…]

[Ahhh, are we going to be on TV?]

[The director team is really good at playing]

[It feels like everyone is scared hahaha]

[Du Xiaofang had already covered her eyes in advance]

"Then let's look at it from left to right in order of seating." The host first showed the hot words in public opinion about Yu Huating and Du Xiaofang on major platforms.

Among them, the four big characters [花花可爱] are the most eye-catching.

"Our Huahua is so adorable~" Yu Huating had eaten too much for dinner, and his voice was a little hoarse.

Next, there are [enemies], [confrontation road], [primary school students], and [quarrels of all sizes everywhere].

"Wait, [One is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten]?" Du Xiaofang raised an eyebrow, "How do you know that?"

"Director Yu really deserves your scolding." As a spectator, Li Aomei sees it clearly.

"Among the more than 500,000 netizens who watched all six episodes of the variety show, 49% voted in favor of the couple's divorce, and 51% chose not to support it." The host turned to the next page of the PPT.

"The gap is so small." Yu Huating was a little surprised.

“…As for who will have custody of the child after the divorce, everyone agreed to listen to Huahua.”

"I'm still counting points." Huahua made a gesture of pushing his glasses.

Yu Huating & Du Xiaofang: ...Request for a public judgment.

Afterwards, the host presented some more specific "public opinions".

For example, netizens believe that the sweetest clip of the "Mantingfang" couple is the "You gesture and I guess" segment in the ancient town episode, because "just not withdrawing from the competition is already very impressive."

The worst episode was when Yu Huating found out through a lie detector test that Du Xiaofang regretted marrying him.

Yu Huating could still smile when he saw netizens' comments about him being "a country boy for life" and "a pioneering director of sci-fi abstract art." But when he found out that his advice to Du Xiaofang included "find a young handsome guy to talk to," he couldn't help but frown.

"What's good about young people? Maybe they are even more feudal than me." He said sourly.

Wang Zihe, who vaguely felt that he was being teased:?

Through a third-party perspective, some details of the Yu-Du couple's relationship were also shown.

Although Du Xiaofang complains about Yu Huating in words, she will still stand by her husband at critical moments.

After Director Yu came up empty-handed while ice fishing, she still consoled him by saying, "The fish won't come out after it snows"; after losing the cricket fighting game and having only five dollars left in her pocket, she still took it out and let Yu Huating try again.

And Yu Huating might...really be a masochist.

Netizens unscrupulously took screenshots of more than ten of the weird smiles on his face every time his wife scolded him.

Du Xiaofang felt a chill at this: "This is the legendary 'I'm afraid you'll feel good when I scold you', right?"

"Next couple, it's their turn to 'Hold Hands.'" The host jumped to the page.

Jiang Ziyi was startled by the keywords that filled the screen:

Why are netizens suddenly so eager to express themselves?

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