Chapter 44: What about the divorce variety show? If you don’t give me a kiss, I’ll just give you a hug…
Gu Zhi, dressed in white, was standing in the dimly lit area.
"...This is how swords should be used in this world." Although Jiang Ziyi said this, he slowly lowered his hands.
She stumbled over the stone steps, and Gu Zhi couldn't help but take a step forward.
"You want to stop me too?" Jiang Ziyi raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a smile that was uglier than crying.
Gu Zhi looked down at his empty palms.
He thought that by teaching her stronger sword skills, so that she could go to Tianji Pavilion to face charges smoothly and avoid being escorted to the steps by her fellow disciples, he would be able to stop Jiang Ziyi from becoming a demon.
The handwriting on the fate book has changed slightly, but the ending remains the same.
"Is it worth it?" Gu Zhi has been in the human world for a long time and has not revealed his godly appearance for a long time.
But his question still contained a condescending compassion.
"So what if it's not worth it?" The towering Kunlun Mountains behind Jiang Ziyi turned into a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood in an instant.
“I don’t have a choice.”
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"Gu Zhi's post-production dubbing is so accurate," Du Xiaofang turned around in surprise, "At first glance, it sounds exactly like the real person."
"In order to avoid being out of character, my wife even dyed the skirts that Sister Ziyi wore in several dramas blue..." Huahua's eyes lit up in admiration, "So detailed, she is indeed a fan girl."
"If I were really the Great God of Destiny, Ziyi would have become the leader of the martial arts world long ago," Gu Zhi, who had been silent for a long time, said angrily, "You are already a god, but you can't do this? Jiang Ziyi's fate is up to me, not God."
The fate book is such a useless thing, I just tear it up in front of my wife for her to hear.
"It's up to me, not God! And can you please respect the setting a little bit?" Jiang Ziyi shook his shoulders. "It's your job to look after the Book of Fate. Are you going to lose your job and go hungry?"
"With such a high level of cultivation, he has already practiced fasting, so it won't be a problem." Gu Zhi was as steady as a rock.
"What if you were also banished to the human world to reincarnate?"
"It's just right for me to team up with you and blow up this world with one punch." Gu Zhi's tone was so normal, as if he was saying "the earth is round".
The barrage collectively gasped.
[Official series of killing doujin]
[The ladies are still conservative]
[Whether to turn evil or not depends on my wife’s decision, right?]
[Heavenly general: Bad cat, I will punish you by sending you to the human world to suffer!
Gu Zhi: [punches him to pieces] You are the bad one! ]
[Dog Emperor: How dare a mere plaything of yours covet my true heart?
Gu Zhi: [rolling up his sleeves] Hello, rebel]
[Jiang Ziyi: I have no choice
Gu Zhi: Anyway, let’s first choose where to bury the new leader of Tianji Pavilion:)]
[Ahhhhh I can’t stop laughing]
[The redemption theme is already great, I didn’t expect it to have two villains…]
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In life after life, the Great God of Destiny always witnessed the cat demon going astray.
She was once a dancer at the Paramount. In the thick of night, she shuttled between the glamorous parties and left her fragrant lip prints on the rims of the wine glasses.
He disguised himself as a rich young man who had studied abroad, walked through the crowd of people who were jeering and making noises, grabbed the pistol she had hidden under her shawl, whispered to her to go with him, and swore again and again that he was of sound mind.
She was once an orphan living under someone else's roof, plotting to take back the family property she deserved. However, paralyzed by love, she neglected it for a moment, and was caught in her only weakness, becoming a pawn in the struggle of the rich.
He pretended to be the unpopular second son of the family, and appeared gentle and uncontested. However, the greatest rebellion in his life was that he stubbornly opposed her marriage in front of the statue of the Virgin Mary in the church.
…
The cruel fate was like a rope that was constantly tightening, imprisoning her tightly.
The Great God of Destiny opened his desk, and the life books with yellowed pages that had been read so many times were scattered all over the floor.
(“This should have been done a long time ago.” Gu Zhi agreed, staring at the screen.)
If you can only cling to vulgar writings that will eventually come true, you will have to watch your loved one suffer.
He would rather not be a god.
Jiang Ziyi's life in this life still started with a world of devastation: a damned father, a selfish mother, and a broken self...
Fourteen-year-old Gu Zhi rushed to her side like a gust of wind and took her hand without saying a word.
The 28-year-old Gu Zhi quietly curled up his palms, restraining the urge to touch her a little more.
Jiang Ziyi, who had just been tricked, turned around angrily and walked back to him. The tattered wreath on her wrist looked like a bright red line.
The moment she and he interlocked their fingers, those dense, rune-like words dissipated into the air like smoke.
The sunlight fell on Jiang Ziyi's profile. The curve of her mouth was not symmetrical, but it looked full of vitality.
Gu Zhi looked at it and smiled in a similar way.
THE END
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"Is this the end?" Yu Huating asked first.
"I always feel like something is missing." It's rare that Du Xiaofang agrees with her husband.
"The ending should be more like 'the prince and princess lived happily ever after' or something like that, right?" Luo Pan suggested gently.
"It's not a real fairy tale..." Jiang Ziyi muttered.
"Snap!" Gu Weizhen slapped his thigh hard.
Jiang Ziyi: ...What's wrong, uncle?
“The hero and heroine have gone through so much hardship to be together, what’s missing is a kissing scene?” Gu Weizhen said excitedly, as if he had suddenly discovered some new type of microorganism under a microscope.
Gu Zhi gave his rarely useful father an affirmative look.
Everyone at the scene looked at Jiang Ziyi.
"The editor searched the entire Internet but couldn't find a single kissing scene. Why is that?" Du Xiaofang asked knowingly.
"Such a great work must not be left unfinished!" Yu Huating looked as if he was putting the overall situation first.
"Only when we female students have delicious meals can we have the energy to study well..." Huahua said with a sad look.
"Life has been too bitter lately. I want to see something sweet." Luo Pan said pitifully.
"What are you guys doing?" Jiang Ziyi picked up the sofa pillow and ran two meters away like a rabbit.
"This is a divorce variety show! It's not a dating show. Can you just kiss anyone just because someone cheers you on?" She snatched the sign from the follow PD that read "For exclusive use by the director team of "Breakup Lover"" and waved it in front of everyone.
"You also know that this is a divorce variety show..." Wang Zihe muttered at the corner of the table.
[The episode I agree with most about Wang Zihe]
[Good news: Even a blind person can tell that Holding Your Hand is filming a dating variety show!]
[follow PD's confused face flashes across the camera hahaha]
[Hurry up and kiss each other, stop wasting time]
[No one cares that this is a divorce variety show]
[Mrs. Edit appears! She said she could cut this footage into the ending overnight! ! ]
[Now we have the right time, right place, and right people]
[Quick, quick, quick kiss]
"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble." Gu Zhi stood up with a smile.
He approached her slowly, carefully hiding the deep meaning in his eyes.
"If you don't want a kiss, just give me a hug." Gu Zhi compromised reluctantly, like a child who didn't get the gift he wanted on Christmas.
"You..." Jiang Ziyi pushed forward with a blushing face, and his fingers just touched his chest.
The rapid, powerful heartbeat began to spread along the fingertips, transmitting the vibration all the way to the skull.
From a certain moment, the two fluctuating curves fit together completely.
"We have missed each other for hundreds of lifetimes, and it took me a lot of effort to find you." Excellent fan fiction has further enriched Gu Zhi's library of dirty talk.
"The table was overturned, the bowl was smashed, the magic spells didn't work..." He felt more and more aggrieved as he spoke.
"We are finally together. Can we celebrate?"
In the gap between Gu Zhi's body and the wall, six heads popped out like mushrooms and watched from afar.
The smallest and brightest one among them, the Flower Mushroom, had its cheeks flushed red from holding its breath.
Jiang Ziyi thought of the "question sentence trap" analyzed by netizens.
This guy Gu Zhi forced her to choose between the two again!
If he hugged her, it would be exactly what he wanted. If he didn't hug her, it would seem too inhumane...
Jiang Ziyi's brain was confused and he made a hasty and decisive decision:
I absolutely cannot follow his lead this time!
So she put her hands down and took a step back, pretending to refuse.
Then she started from frame 0, stood on tiptoe, and quickly kissed him on the lips.
Due to his body's memory, Jiang Ziyi subconsciously wanted to stick out his tongue.
But she controlled herself! This is good! She gave his lips a gentle lick and ran off!
Jiang Ziyi walked to his seat and sat down as if nothing had happened.
Yu Huating opened his mouth wide, Du Xiaofang winked at her mischievously, Huahua turned to the next page of her notebook and started writing something, Li Aomei and Gu Weizhen looked at each other with smiles, Luo Pan snatched half a handful of melon seeds from her mother-in-law, threw them into the air excitedly, and then cleaned them up silently.
Only Gu Zhi was still standing there, like a sculpture.
Not a gray, lifeless sculpture, but a happy one surrounded by roses and nightingales.
Gu Zhi tried to hide the expression on his face with his elbow, but his smile was too big to cover.
When he sat back beside her with stiff steps, Jiang Ziyi added in a low voice:
"We're already married, so what's wrong with a kiss?"
Gu Zhi's expression after hearing this was immediately captured in a screenshot and turned into an emoticon package, with netizens captioning it as follows:
[Repost this Gu Zhi, and you can also be kissed by your wife for no apparent reason]
[When you have reincarnated hundreds of times, you finally turn your lover into your wife, and she loves you very much]
[You had a great dream and found that you couldn’t wake up at all]
Jiang Ziyi blushed as he carefully read the audience's comments on various aspects of "Holding Your Hand".
97% of people disagree with their divorce... okay.
The remaining 3% think that the 97% are too conservative, and that to "hold hands" they should have a grand wedding while not getting divorced.
Regarding how to resolve marital conflicts, the opinion with the most likes is "Open the door, throw Jiang Ziyi and Gu Zhi in, close the door, and everything will be fine after seven days."
90% of netizens are curious about Jiang Ziyi’s real reason for divorce, and said, “If there is a problem, solve it. Don’t separate, don’t separate, don’t separate.”
Jiang Ziyi has been thinking about when to confess these days, and she thinks she should discuss it with Gu Zhi again tonight.
Thinking of this, Jiang Ziyi turned his head again——
Gu Zhi supported his chin, his eyes fixed on the big screen, his hands unconsciously stroking his lips, and the wedding ring on his ring finger flashed again and again.
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