Unexpectedly, Yan Zixiu hesitated after hearing this, "Is there also... a teaching film?"

"Of course."

After saying this, Gu Shiyi suddenly hissed, "Brother Yan, don't tell me that you haven't watched any of them yet."

Yan Zixiu was silent for a moment, and said, "I am indeed not involved in the aspect you are talking about."

"Then you must watch it! Come with me."

After saying this, Gu Shiyi hugged his neck like a brother. Although Yan Zixiu felt awkward, he did not avoid it.

The two went to the study together first, and then Gu Shiyi went upstairs to get a computer.

After entering, he locked the door with his backhand.

Yan Zixiu looked at his actions and asked in confusion: "Why did you lock the door?"

"If I don't lock the door, I will open it to watch. It will be embarrassing if the elders hear the noise."

Yan Zixiu frowned slightly and said nothing.

Gu Shiyi held a notebook in one hand and brought a chair to him with the other hand.

After sitting down, he asked Yan Zixiu: "Sister-in-law, what is my brother's most common action?"

Action? Mountain: and: three: ta.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Gu Shiye thought he was too shy to speak, so he said, "This is an academic exchange, you don't have to be embarrassed."

Yan Zixiu's frown deepened and he asked, "Where do you mean?"

When Gu Shiye heard this, he suddenly realized, "I said you didn't say much, it turns out I didn't make it clear."

It turns out that kind of thing is not just in one place, he can talk about several in one breath, and it can be done anywhere.

"Let's start with the most basic thing today, the bedroom."

Yan Zixiu realized that the other party was talking about the sleeping position, so he said, "We usually face each other."

"Face to face?"

Yan Zixiu looked at his questioning expression and explained, "I used to lie on my side, but your brother was not happy with me facing him, so I changed it."

Gu Shiyi pondered for a few seconds, then said, "Face to face, and then lift your legs?"

Yan Zixiu shook his head slightly and said, "No."

"Huh?" Gu Shiyi's face wrinkled.

He imagined the picture in his mind, but it seemed absurd.

How else could it be? Could it be that Brother Jing was gifted and could get around it?

Gu Shiyi, who had read countless tutorials and was very experienced, was confused at first.

However, he remembered Yan Zixiu's identity, and suddenly it didn't seem so absurd.

"That's right, you are a god after all, there is nothing you can't do."

Yan Zixiu didn't understand whether he was a god or not and what his sleeping position had to do with him, and he immediately showed a confused look.

"Let's not discuss this, let's learn first."

Gu Shiyi pressed the power button, and then said: "Brother Yan, you don't need to learn much today, just learn two tricks and my brother will be obedient."

Yan Zixiu asked: "Is it really that useful?"

"Of course!" Gu Shiyi almost patted his chest to swear an order, "You can not believe me in other things, but I am definitely the king of understanding in this regard."

Yan Zixiu looked at the 'king of understanding' and nodded as if he understood.

After turning on the computer, Gu Shiyi logged into the NAS with ease, and then clicked on the partition.

"Brother Yan, what kind of movie do you want to watch?"

Yan Zixiu looked at the series of regional labels above, and after a while he said, "I have no experience in this matter, so you can choose."

Gu Shiyi thought about it, and then said, "Too heavy is not suitable, so let's watch something with a plot."

After that, he moved the cursor to Pure Love Beauty, and then double-clicked it to open it.

Yan Zixiu watched for a few minutes and asked, "Didn't it say it was a teaching film? Why is it a love movie?"

"Brother Yan, don't worry, there will be action later."

Yan Zixiu thought for a moment and said, "Are there any domestic actors in this kind of movie?"

"Occasionally there are 18th-tier ones, but they can no longer be considered actors. They are just added to the title as a gimmick." Gu Shiyi replied.

"What about the first-tier stars?"

Gu Shiyi almost laughed out loud, "What if a first-tier star performed this? It would definitely make a sensation in Asia." The

more Yan Zixiu listened, the more he felt something was wrong, but he continued to watch with a learning mentality.

Ten minutes later, a thunderbolt that caused the ground to tremble exploded in the air, and the next second, a loud bang erupted in the Jing family's study.

The whole family was instantly awakened by these two movements, and immediately put on their clothes and went downstairs to check the situation.

When Jing Shaoci, Xie Chence and Jing Fengyi arrived on the first floor, they saw that only half of the study door was left, and it was shaking with a last gasp.

After the three of them walked in, they saw that almost all the furniture in the study, from the table to the chairs, had exploded into pieces, and even the walls were covered with terrifying scratches that were inches long.

The whole study looked as if it had just experienced an armed attack, and not a single piece of armor was left.

Jing Fengyi first turned off the alarm of the security system, and then looked at Jing Shaoci and said, "Where is Xiaoxiu?"

There should be no other person who could make the study like this except Yan Zixiu.

It can't be a terrorist, right?

"Yan Yan is missing." Jing Shaoci said with a frown.

As soon as the voice fell, Li Fengzhi ran in hurriedly, "Shi Yi is missing too!"

Yan Zixiu and Gu Shi Yi?

Doubts arose in the hearts of several people present at the same time, and they began to guess what happened between the two.

Fight? The study room was in such a mess. If there was a fight, then they would have nothing to do but collect the bodies for Gu Shiyi.

Danger? Gu Shiyi was in danger, but Yan Zixiu could solve it with just a flick of his finger. Why did the two of them disappear?

Jing Shaoci looked at Li Fengzhi anxiously and asked, "When did Gu Shiyi disappear?"

Li Fengzhi could not think of anything else at this time, and immediately said, "He said he was going downstairs to drink some water at around five in the morning, and he never came back."

There was no clue in this sentence. Seeing this, Xie Chence took the initiative to say, "I'll go upstairs to call Xiaohe."

When Yin Qinghe came down, his eyes were so sleepy that he couldn't open them. As a result, he was stunned when he arrived at the study.

Then he looked around and then looked at the wall.

"Yes, it was Xiaowu who did it."

After saying that, Yin Qinghe pointed to the ground not far away, "Look, the handprint is still there."

The floor where he pointed had completely broken, and a handprint with slender fingers was clearly printed on the foundation below.

"Xiaowu must have slapped the table because he was angry. After the table broke, the remaining sporadic pressure spread into the ground."

Except for Xie Chence, everyone else turned their heads with stiff necks to look at him.

Sporadic pressure?

"Don't worry, I'll use magic to ask where Xiaowu has gone."

After saying that, he raised his right hand and put two fingers together. A talisman paper suddenly appeared out of thin air. After Yin Qinghe silently recited a few words, the talisman flew away from the window without glass.

After a while, the talisman flew back.

Yin Qinghe turned his wrist, and Yan Zixiu's cold voice came out.

"Master, don't worry. I will bring Gu Shiyi back in half an hour."

Hearing his normal tone, but a little colder than usual, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

In the following time, the whole family sat in the living room waiting for the two to come back.

Jing Shaoci kept looking at the watch, and finally, more than an hour later, Yan Zixiu suddenly appeared carrying Gu Shiyi in his pajamas.

"Yan Yan!"

In the end, Yan Zixiu didn't go over, but Gu Shiyi rushed into the arms of Li Fengzhi who had just stood up, and knocked him back to the sofa.

"Wife, wu——————"

Gu Shiyi let out a long howl, and then said in a trembling voice: "Sister-in-law, he, sister-in-law he...he..."

Sister-in-law didn't say anything for a long time, so everyone had to look at Yan Zixiu.

"Xiaowu, what have you two been doing?" Yin Qinghe asked.

Yan Zixiu stood there without saying a word, but from the arc of his chest rising and falling, he must be very angry.

Jing Shaoci saw this and immediately raised his hands to hold him in his arms, patting him and coaxing him: "I know it even if you don't tell me, it must be Gu Shiyi's fault."

As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Shiyi's howling became louder.

Although he felt distressed, Li Fengzhi somewhat agreed with Jing Shaoci's words.

After all, judging from their usual personalities, Yan Zixiu would never take the initiative to provoke Gu Shiyi.

Yan Zixiu got up from Jing Shaoci's arms, glanced at Gu Shiyi, and turned to go upstairs.

Gu Shiyi didn't get up from Li Fengzhi until the sound of a door closing came from upstairs.

"What happened to you two?" Yin Qinghe asked again.

Gu Shiyi cried, "Sister-in-law... He took me to the eighteenth level of hell..."

Time went back two hours.

As soon as the heavy breathing sounded in the computer, Yan Zixiu slammed the table with his palm, and the study almost broke apart.

Before Gu Shiyi could react, his collar was lifted up, and then the two disappeared together.

Not long after Yan Zixiu arrived in the underworld, the ten Yanluo came out to greet him.

"Greetings to the Great Lord of the Pure Land."

After Yan Zixiu nodded slightly, Xue Li, the Rotating King in charge of the Tenth Palace, stepped forward and said, "May I ask if the Divine Driver has come here to give you an important order?"

Yan Zixiu glanced at Gu Shiyi, who was still vomiting, and said in a cold voice, "Are there any wronged ghosts who died tragically? Bring them all here."

Xue Li was stunned, "All, all?"

Upon hearing this, the Coroner King of the Fourth Palace quickly pulled Xue Li back, then bowed to Yan Zixiu and said, "According to the Lord of the Pure Land's wishes, we will do it now." Just

kidding, who dares to question this person's order? The original Lord of the Pure Land holds the power of the six realms and is the most ruthless.

After gathering all the wronged ghosts who have not yet reincarnated and died tragically, Xue Li immediately went to Sanzu River to report.

"Reporting to the Lord God, the wronged souls are all waiting for orders at the Soul Gathering Pass."

After saying this, he even had the guts to glance at the mortal who dared to hold the arm of the Lord Taiqing God.

"Brother Yan, I was wrong, I was really wrong."

Although Gu Shiyi had no idea where he was wrong, it was always right to admit it.

He just finished vomiting and looked around, and his legs became as soft as noodles.

Yan Zixiu lowered his eyes to look at Gu Shiyi, and then used the telepathic technique to say a few words to Xue Li.

Xue Li's expression after that was extremely rich, and it can be summed up in four words: doubting life.

After a long while, Xue Li said in a completely different tone from the original: "Lord God, wait a moment."

After saying that, he left immediately.

When Yan Zixiu brought Gu Shiyi to the Soul Gathering Pass, the "spectacular" scene in front of him almost made Gu Shiyi report in the underworld.

"Lord God." King Lunzhuan stepped forward and bowed.

Yan Zixiu said expressionlessly: "Well, let's start."

King Lunzhuan pursed his lips tightly, then turned around and waved his hand.

A few seconds later, the beautiful chorus sounded -

"Ah, in another fifty years, we will meet, send to the crematorium, all burned to ashes, you and I, no one recognizes each other, all sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer..."

When Gu Shiyi finally shed "touched" tears, the chorus also reached the last part.

"Ah, my dear friends, who will burn to ashes first, you or me? Anyway, they are all human ashes."

At this point, Gu Shiyi sniffed and said with a face full of grievance: "After singing, my sister-in-law took me for another walk, and then, we came back."

The living room was silent, and only Yin Qinghe laughed out loud while holding her stomach.

"Hahahahahahaha, how, how did you offend Xiaowu, hahahaha, he holds a grudge so much and you dare to offend him, ouch, I can't take it anymore, ah hahaha——"

He laughed so hard that he would have fallen off the sofa if Xie Chence hadn't been holding him back.

The question Yin Qinghe asked was what everyone else wanted to know.

Jing Fengyi looked at Gu Shiyi, who was curled up in Li Fengzhi's arms, and asked, "Xiaoyi, what did you do?"

"I just..."

Gu Shiyi paused after saying two words, and then looked at Jing Shaoci with grievance, "Brother Jing, I did this all for you."

"For me?" Jing Shaoci frowned slightly.

"Yes! My sister-in-law said she wanted to coax you, so I taught her how to coax you, and then she got angry."

Xie Chence heard this and got to the point, "How did you teach her?"

Originally, Gu Shiyi didn't realize anything was wrong, but after this, he felt a little guilty.

So he lowered his head and whispered: "I'll let my sister-in-law watch the movie and learn some new positions. As a man, who would not fall for this?" As

soon as the words fell, everyone was stunned.

Not to mention a round in the underworld, it was a miracle in the six realms that Gu Shiyi was still alive.

Li Fengzhi sighed and felt a throbbing pain in his forehead.

Jing Shaoci came to his senses and stood up from the sofa, and then strode upstairs.

When he returned to the bedroom, Yan Zizheng was lying on the bed with the quilt pulled up to his head.

After Jing Shaoci took a deep breath, he got on the bed and lay down beside him.

"Yan Yan, why did you get up so early today?"

The more this situation is, the less impatient you should be. The best way is to take a roundabout way.

Yan Zixiu took a few seconds to reply, "I'll make breakfast for you."

Jing Shaoci couldn't help but raise his lips, and hugged him outside the quilt and said, "Compared to eating breakfast, I want you to sleep with me for a while."

Yan Zixiu didn't say anything, nor did

he get out of the quilt. Jing Shaoci cleared his throat, then slowly put his big hand on his waist and said, "After you left just now, Shi Yi said that he didn't know what he did wrong."

When Yan Zixiu heard this, his anger, which had been calmed down, suddenly rose again.

He quickly opened the quilt and gritted his teeth and said, "He didn't know?"

Jing Shaoci held his hand and said righteously, "Tell me what he did. If it was really his fault, I will help you scold him."

Yan Zixiu pinched the quilt with his fingers, then looked away and said, "He asked me to watch... a movie."

Jing Shaoci approached and asked impatiently, "What type is it? What's the plot? Which step did you see?"

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