"If you want to laugh, then laugh. Don't hold it in and hurt yourself. Your aunt and uncle will come after me, and I'm already guilty enough. I can't afford to have another one."
Seeing him trying so hard to suppress his laughter, He Yan felt even more annoyed.
"What's wrong? How come you're all guilty? Didn't you go to see your wife and children yesterday? How did the battle go? Did you return victorious?"
He Yan snorted and mocked himself, "Heh... 'Returning victorious' is an understatement; 'returning defeated' is more like it."
Lu Zhan immediately became curious.
"Quickly, tell me, why did you fail so badly? Is it because she won't let the child acknowledge you?"
He Yan shook his head: "No, she let the child acknowledge me, and I get along very well with the child."
Lu Zhan thought to himself, "Isn't this a good thing? Why does he still look so listless, like a wilted eggplant?"
"Then why are you like this?" Lu Zhan pointed to his current state.
"Ye Xiaohua is very resistant to me and wants to divorce me. If it weren't for my father's pressure, we would probably have divorced long ago. After all, we really didn't live together, and they have evidence of that."
He Yan said helplessly.
"Didn't you always want to get a divorce? After you and Ye Xiaohua divorced, you won't be able to have any contact with the child? That won't do. The things between you two shouldn't involve the child. The child is innocent, even if you're divorced."
Children should still enjoy their parents' love! You need to talk to Ye Xiaohua about this. Even for the sake of the child, you can't be so cruel. The role of a biological father is irreplaceable.
Divorce is rare these days, but Lu Zhan has a relative who did get divorced. His parents are like enemies, and the father's family took the child away, forbidding the mother from seeing him. He felt this was wrong; divorce is divorce, but it shouldn't hurt the child.
“It has nothing to do with the child. Even if we get divorced, she will let the child continue to live with me. She will not prevent me from being with the child. She is very generous in this respect.”
Lu Zhan was even more confused after hearing this.
"Isn't this great? Then why aren't you happy? You just need to appease your dad and you'll get a divorce, right? Once he sees that you two have no intention of staying together, he'll definitely agree to the divorce."
"Could it be that you already have someone else in your heart, so you can't wait to divorce Ye Xiaohua so that the new person can..."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Who could I possibly care about? I'm in the army every day. Even if I did, it would only be my bunch of green recruits."
Lu Zhan was interrupted by He Yan before he could finish speaking.
Lu Zhan slapped his forehead and suddenly realized something.
"Oh, I see. It's because you don't want a divorce, but Ye Xiaohua insists on it, so you're unhappy now."
He Yan rolled his eyes at him and said sarcastically without any politeness, "With a brain like yours, you think you can go into business? Do you think your family's savings are enough for you to lose?"
Lu Zhan suddenly cheered: "Hahaha... He Yan, you haven't fallen for your country girl wife, have you?"
"Just call me wife, don't call me a country bumpkin. We're all Chinese, there's no distinction between noble and lowly."
He Yan now hates hearing people label Ye Xiaohua as a country bumpkin or something similar.
"Who says village girls are noble or lowly? Girls from the village are simply called village girls, what's wrong with that? Girls from the city are called city girls too."
Lu Zhanzhen didn't mean to look down on village girls.
"Anyway, I don't like hearing it, and you're not allowed to say it again."
He Yan issued a death order.
Lu Zhan quickly promised, "Okay, okay, I promise I'll never mention those two words again. But tell me, have you fallen for her?"
He Yan didn't deny it, but he posed a question: "Ye Xiaohua said that I was lustful towards her at first sight. Do you think I'm that kind of shallow person?"
Lu Zhan scratched his head and chuckled: "Why not? When you were fat, strong and illiterate, why weren't you moved? You even refused to consummate the marriage. If it weren't for Ye Xiaohua having some potent drugs, you wouldn't have such a cute child to hold now."
The fact that He Yan was drugged and forced into marriage by his wife is not a big deal in their circle, but it's not small either. With He Ya's big mouth, everyone who needs to know already knows.
When the topic of drugging came up, He Yan's face turned bright red, and he kicked Lu Zhan angrily: "You really are something, always bringing up the things you don't want to talk about."
Lu Zhan quickly begged for mercy: "Okay, I won't mention it."
"Don't rush. Women are soft-hearted, especially since you have a child together. Even the most virtuous woman can be won over by persistent pursuit. Just keep pursuing her. Anyway, you're legally together. You need to find a way to live with her and her child. It takes time for feelings to develop."
Lu Zhan gave his advice.
"Do you think I don't want to? The key is that she doesn't agree to me living with her."
He Yan said with a sigh.
"You have to think of a way to stay at her house. Once you do it once, you'll get used to it. If you don't leave after a few times, she'll get used to your presence. And this habit is a really scary thing."
He Yan thought about it and realized that what Lu Zhan said made sense.
He scratched his head: "Let me think of a way to stay at her house and not leave."
Lu Zhan thought for a moment and said, "I have a plan, but you'll have to get hurt."
Getting injured isn't a problem, as long as it doesn't kill you.
He Yan asked impatiently, "Speak quickly."
"Find a way to break your leg at her house. It'll take a hundred days to recover. If you break your leg at her house, she'll have to take care of you and take responsibility. Then you can stay at her house for a while."
You need to act extremely diligent, even if you're limping, washing her clothes, cooking for her, and feeding her children. You'll move her to tears.
"Is this a solution even humanly possible?"
He Yan was speechless.
"Whether it's a human idea or not is not important. The key is that it works. Of course, you don't have to use it unless you can think of a better way yourself."
Lu Zhan could tell from his expression that he was completely helpless when it came to pursuing women.
“If I really broke my leg, I think based on my limited understanding of her, she would probably send me home instead of leaving me at her house to take care of me.”
Lu Zhan patted his chest and assured her, "That won't happen. Based on my understanding of women, they are all soft-hearted and kind. If you break your leg at her house because of her or the child, she won't send you home. Don't worry."
He Yan looked at Lu Zhan with the most confused eyes and asked with a hint of doubt, "Really?"
Lu Zhan nodded firmly: "Brother Xin, I'll guarantee your wife and kids a warm bed."
"Alright, I really don't have any better ideas, so I'll just trust you this once."
He Yan planned to do as Lu Zhan suggested. Anyway, he had several months of vacation, enough time to recover from breaking his leg.
"Speaking of which, when are you going to take me to meet your sister-in-law? I'm itching to see what she looks like now. She's completely smitten with you."
Lu Zhan sidled up to He Yan, looking on with anticipation.
He Yan gave him a single word.
"roll!"
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