Chapter 4: "Learning Dog Talk in a Quarter of an Hour" (Revised)
What the hell is happiness! Xu Rener cursed furiously in his heart.
She just wanted to be a good person, even if it was tiring. She had to work late every day, endure the boss's PUA, and use her brain to handle interpersonal relationships. She worried about whether her words and actions would cause her trouble, and she had to think hard about the deeper meaning of others' words...
Well, when I think about it this way, I suddenly feel that being a dog is more comfortable than being a human.
Oh, that's not right!
Xu Ren'er quickly threw away his previous thoughts and continued to cry out in pain:
Now she is forced to become a dog, not understanding the living system here, not knowing what the future holds, and at the same time having to complete a task that sounds outrageous?
Did she still remember the King of Hell's request: to be a male dog and win the affections of seven men?!
If the King of Hell hadn't thrown her into this world quickly enough, she really wanted to drag him into a junior high school biology class and teach him what reproductive isolation was!
What's even more outrageous is that she starts out as a dirty stray dog. What kind of a start is that?!
The more Xu Ren'er thought about it, the angrier he became. In the end, he didn't pay attention and slapped the young man's clothes with his dog's claws, leaving several obvious marks on them.
Young man: ...
It’s over, I’m in trouble!
Realizing what he had done, Xu Ren'er's brain immediately froze.
Even though his clothes were torn, the young man was not annoyed. He stared at Xu Ren'er with a smile.
However, this smile was somewhat murderous.
Although the weather is scorching hot, Xu Ren'er feels like he is in the coldest winter.
The young man kindly carried Xu Ren'er to a bamboo chair and laid down with him, even letting him enjoy his fan. But in return, Xu Ren'er ripped his clothes a few times.
The young man lifted Xu Ren'er's neck without any hesitation, his tone still gentle and magnetic, and the smile on his face still very friendly and warm.
He said, "Little thing, since you don't like lying down so much, why don't I let you join them? What do you say?"
After saying that, the young man raised his eyebrows, and his eyes, which were originally as calm as dead water, suddenly became a little fanatical.
Suddenly, I thought, teaching a dog martial arts seems quite interesting. He has never seen an animal that can do kung fu before?!
It would be interesting to let him create one himself.
If his previous idea was just to intimidate Xu Ren'er, then now, when these words came out, he had completely decided to teach Xu Ren'er martial arts.
Xu Ren'er felt a chill down her spine, but she couldn't help but complain inwardly:
"Sir, are you okay? Have you been watching too much Kung Fu Panda? How can a dog learn martial arts?"
However, the young man didn't care about that. He just did what he thought. He quickly stood up and left the bamboo chair. The next second, he put Xu Ren'er on the bamboo chair again and started to touch Xu Ren'er.
Xu Ren'er was dumbfounded
What are you doing? ! ! You’re being a hooligan! !
Xu Ren'er screamed furiously in her heart. Even though she was a male dog now, she still considered herself a virgin. Being touched by a child was fine, but the person in front of her was a grown man! How could she handle this?!
However, her resistance was in vain.
The young man originally just wanted to give it a try and test Xu Ren'er's physique, but after he started, his pupils dilated instantly.
This physique is on par with his three disciples; they are all excellent martial arts talents!
The young man's eyes became hot.
He thought to himself: I have decided to teach this dog a lesson!
He stopped his hand movements, and before Xu Ren'er could breathe a sigh of relief, the young man suddenly disappeared from his sight, leaving only
A strong wind testified to his presence.
Xu Rener was stunned for a long time. She didn’t understand what this young man was going to do???
He said he wanted to teach her martial arts, but he acted like a hooligan to her, a dog, and disappeared the next second.
She looked at the two men and one woman present. Mo Youli and Tang Qiuyue looked as if they were used to it. As for Tang Beiju, he was concentrating on practicing his sword and the actions around him had nothing to do with him.
Xu Ren'er also noticed that after the young man left, Mo Youli's horse stance posture was still maintained perfectly.
But Tang Qiuyue was different. She rolled her eyes a few times, then she stood up straight in front of everyone, and lowered her arms, which had been raised with difficulty, comfortably.
"I'm so tired! My hands are so sore! And my thighs feel like they're going to be numb from squatting!"
Tang Qiuyue strode towards Xu Ren'er, clenching her fists and pounding the sore parts of her body while complaining loudly.
She picked up Xu Ren'er and brutally abused him. She rubbed her face against Xu Ren'er's fur and said happily:
"Xiaoba, take a closer look, you're actually a purebred white dog. You're so pretty!
Mm~ Xiaoba~ Your fur is so soft and smooth~ Mm~ It feels so comfortable to touch~"
Xu Ren'er felt that life was hopeless due to Tang Qiuyue's behavior.
She has never been interested in pets since she was a child, and she has always found it difficult to understand people like Tang Qiuyue who are obsessed with furry animals.
It was even more difficult for her to understand since she was the one being accused.
Sometimes, people do not share the same joys and sorrows.
"Qiuyue, come back quickly after you're done. Don't let Master catch you, or you'll have to spend another half hour in punishment."
Not far away, Mo Youli's gentle yet helpless voice sounded.
While he was speaking, his body was still sitting in his horse stance very properly, without any sign of laziness in his movements.
"I know, I know! I'll just touch it a few more times, it will be quick!" Tang Qiuyue responded.
Tang Beiju, who was wielding the sword over there, suddenly stopped. He looked at Tang Qiuyue and said in Mo Youli's direction with a teasing tone, "With someone like her who slacks off so often, she'll definitely be invincible in the future! Why? Because no one considers her a rival at all, hahahaha."
"Tang Beiju!!! If you have the guts, say that again!! I'm going to kill you, you old bastard!" Tang Qiuyue cursed angrily.
"You are my sister, and I am an old bastard. So you are the old bastard's sister, and you are also an old bastard!"
Tang Qiuyue's eyes were blazing with fire. She gently put Xu Ren'er down and ran quickly towards Tang Beiju.
She clenched her fists tightly and raised them high from behind, looking as if she was ready to beat Tang Beiju violently.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Tang Beiju took a few steps back without hesitation to avoid accidentally hurting Tang Qiuyue.
Then, he suddenly concentrated on practicing sword skills without even looking at Tang Qiuyue. This was his strategy to deal with Tang Qiuyue.
Tang Qiuyue never disturbed Tang Beiju when he was practicing sword, no matter what the situation.
Tang Qiuyue had to be forced to put down her raised fist, but her swordsman's eyes made Tang Beiju, who was pretending to be concentrating on practicing sword, break out in cold sweat.
Tang Qiuyue said viciously, "I'll deal with you sooner or later! Humph!"
Her interest was disturbed by Tang Beiju, and she had no interest in continuing to manipulate Xu Ren'er. She obediently returned to her original position and took a standard horse stance.
Watching the little fight in front of him, Mo Youli smiled, glanced at Tang Beiju, and then glanced at Tang Qiuyue who had returned to his side.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, these two siblings have such a good relationship!
Xu Ren'er had just escaped from the sea of suffering and was smoothing down his tangled dog fur when he suddenly felt something was wrong and the whole dog stiffened.
She frowned slightly and sniffed hard with her dog nose.
Oh no, the young man who asked her to practice martial arts is about to come back.
The direction is... behind!!!
Xu Ren'er turned around quickly and looked ahead. The young man seemed to be walking very slowly, but he was actually moving very fast.
The fan in his hand was gone. It was buckled around his waist, swaying with his steps, and in his hand, he held a book instead.
When he saw Xu Ren'er, his smile grew wider.
Then, as if he had noticed something, he glanced at Tang Qiuyue indifferently, his eyebrows raised, his lips trembling, and he was about to say something.
After thinking about it, I decided to just forget it, turn a blind eye and not say anything.
Tang Qiuyue, who was concentrating on horse stance, felt a chill on her back, cold sweat broke out, and she felt uneasy during the few seconds when she was stared at.
But when she saw that the young man didn't say anything, she felt relieved.
The next moment, the fear in her eyes disappeared, and she was filled with excitement, and she made a decision in her heart.
The next time the master leaves, she will continue to sneak away!
Tang Beiju, who was practicing sword not far away, had smooth movements that were pleasing to the eye.
No one noticed that he was actually distracted quietly, and accidentally glanced at the marks on the young man's clothes that were torn by Xu Ren'er, and his eyes were complicated.
Among the three disciples, only Mo Youli did his own thing obediently and did not care about the subtle changes in the surrounding environment.
Among the living creatures present, he was only attentive to his own dog.
Xu Ren'er, who was sitting on a bamboo chair, had sharp eyes. She noticed that the title of the book was "Learn Dog Talk in a Quarter of an Hour".
In an instant, all the words in Xu Ren'er's heart turned into silence.
The young man quickly stood in front of Xu Ren'er. He picked up Xu Ren'er, placed him next to the bamboo chair, lay down on it himself, and began to read the book with relish.
He flipped through the pages sometimes fast, sometimes slow, his brows sometimes furrowed, sometimes relaxed, his serious and focused look was particularly charming and attractive.
Xu Ren'er was curious about what was written inside, but she was too timid to openly snatch the book from the young man's hand to read it. She could only slowly walk behind the bamboo chair, and then...
Jump up and take a look at the contents of the book. After landing, turn around and jump up again to take a look at the contents of the book...
After repeating this process over and over again, Xu Ren'er still couldn't see anything, but she chose to persevere.
She didn't know that the two people standing in horse stance opposite her witnessed everything Xu Ren'er did, and their eyes were twitching wildly.
The young man could feel a gust of wind behind him, but at this moment he had his own things to do. Although he didn't know what Xu Ren'er was doing, he didn't feel any malice. Since it didn't pose any threat, he simply let it go.
After a long time, Xu Ren'er got tired of jumping, and the young man finally finished reading and closed the book.
He stood up and stretched, then turned around and looked back. He saw a panting white dog lying weakly on the ground, half dead.
But even so tired, the white dog still had the energy to roll its eyes at him.
Young man: ...
He picked up Xu Ren'er and touched his head. It felt pretty good.
After Xu Ren'er had rested enough, he put Xu Ren'er on the bamboo chair, squatted down, and looked Xu Ren'er in the eye.
He spoke, intending to test the effects of today's study.
"Woof woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof? (Hello, my name is Yu Hui, nice to meet you! I want to teach you martial arts, is that okay?)"
As soon as he opened his mouth, Xu Ren'er's expression instantly cracked.
Who can understand what she is feeling at this moment?
A handsome man, as beautiful as an orchid and a jade tree, is barking at you seriously?
Her expression was so serious that there wasn't even a hint of a joke in her?!
At the same time, the three disciples on the opposite side also heard it.
The two young disciples who were doing horse stance suddenly twisted their ankles and slipped, and the older disciple who was practicing sword accidentally lost his hand and dropped his sword.
Did they just hear something?
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