But Wang Wei seemed oblivious to their expressions and continued speaking.
"Brothers, I've just realized that you shouldn't do bad things. Look at Abe, he was always targeting China, and he died without having any children. It's such a pity..."
Hearing Wang Wei's sarcastic remarks, the viewers seemed to be injected with adrenaline, switching into agreement mode, believing that Abe's death was due to his many bad deeds...
Viewers in the live stream kept spamming the chat, reminding Wang Wei that high-ranking officials from Japan were criticizing him…
"Insult me? Why are you insulting me?"
Wang Wei asked, looking completely bewildered…
The viewers were speechless at the question. They thought, "You went to someone's state funeral to freeload, and you even revealed your identity, which is one thing, but to go and livestream mocking it, letting the whole world know about it, is arrogance akin to seeking survival at the epicenter of a nuclear explosion. This is a direct challenge to the bottom line of the entire Japanese people..."
Seeing the explanations from the viewers, Wang Wei addressed a group of chattering Japanese officials.
"Where to dig potatoes? Dig potatoes to the east, dig and you'll fill a sack, dig and you'll fill a sack..."
When Wang Wei, with his broken Northeastern accent and arrogant attitude, uttered a joke from a skit, the audience in the live stream almost burst out laughing…
"As expected of the Great God, his Japanese language is really fluent. Whether the Japanese understood it or not, I understood it..."
"Hahaha…"
"666..."
The entire screen was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, and Wang Wei laughed loudly as he spoke.
"Brothers, we've got you covered today! The chaos at the state funeral was just the appetizer; the real main course is yet to come..."
Upon hearing Wang Wei's words, the viewers immediately flooded the screen with question marks. On one hand, they wanted to know if disrupting a state funeral was just an appetizer, so how exciting would the main course have to be? On the other hand, they wanted to know exactly what the main course was...
Suddenly, a viewer posted, "Are you planning to sabotage the toilet?"
After this comment appeared, there was a brief moment of silence on the screen, followed by a flurry of activity.
"GodWarrior, I'm sending you rockets to support you..."
"What's a rocket? As long as Wei Shen targets the God of Toilet, I'll give you a giant golden dragon..."
"I also used rockets to support the attack on the toilet..."
"Wei Shen, just tell me what you need, and I'll send you rocket launchers..."
Looking at the increasing number of security personnel, Wang Wei first said...
"First, I'll perform a grand escape from a state funeral for everyone, and then I'll fulfill everyone's wishes by setting off fireworks in the shrine..."
Hearing that Wang Wei was really going to cause trouble in the "Divine Toilet," the entire nation of China was excited. From who knows where, the live stream's viewership skyrocketed instantly, as if everyone wanted to witness this historic moment—the spectacular fireworks display inside the "Divine Toilet"...
The live stream showed Wang Wei running away while holding his phone, and what was most speechless was that Wang Wei didn't forget to show off his cool escape pose...
Everyone just wanted to say, "Are you fucking toxic? Who wants to see you run away? We want to see fireworks from the toilet!"
But soon everyone discovered that those trained security personnel were like primary school students in front of Wang Wei. Sometimes, Wang Wei had to go back and show his face before they could catch up with him...
Everyone was puzzled. What was he trying to do? Was he showing off his escape skills?
Everyone felt something was increasingly wrong. More and more security personnel were appearing behind Wang Wei, and no matter where they came from or where they set up roadblocks, Wang Wei always managed to break through them and even get them all to follow him...
This led to a growing number of people following him, and gradually, a wild speculation arose among them…
"Is this old man planning to make these Japanese witness their own toilet being set off with fireworks?"
"This...this is too crazy!"
"The main thing is... this is just too awesome..."
"That's exciting..."
"Wait God is awesome..."
"666..."
"This is absolutely devastating, it's like killing someone and then crushing their spirit..."
"This is too much, but I like it..."
Everything in the live stream was like a spark that quickly spread in the hearts of the Chinese people…
Wang Wei finally stopped not far from the sanctuary. He saw that Qi Laoliu had already placed the gunpowder and flammable materials as he had instructed...
A slight smile appeared on his lips, and his fleeing figure suddenly stopped...
Behind him, various security personnel, police officers, and special forces followed closely behind...
When they stopped, they realized they had somehow ended up at the entrance of a communal toilet…
Wang Wei also used all his life's learning to come up with a Japanese slang term.
"I'll dig it up with you while I cry..."
This not only confused the viewers in the live stream, but also left the Japanese soldiers who captured him completely bewildered. They all had the same question: Isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to greet me now?
"Welcome to the God of Fireworks Show! Let me show you how beautiful the fireworks at the God of Fireworks are..."
As he spoke, Wang Wei turned his back to the communal toilet, looked at the group of people surrounding him, then casually spread his arms wide. The next moment, a loud "boom" was heard...
Then came a series of explosions…
Boom boom boom…
The world seemed to be torn apart, with bursts of brilliant flames shooting into the sky and the earth trembling incessantly…
This terrified everyone who was trying to capture Wang Wei. This was their place of faith, where their hero was enshrined. But what they were seeing now gave them a sense of unreality…
Faith vanished, transformed into a dazzling flame soaring into the sky…
By the time they realized what was happening, Wang Wei had vanished. He was now back in the crowd, just like everyone else, a mere spectator.
Although the live stream switched perspectives, seeing that enduring flame still filled countless Chinese people with overwhelming excitement…
"Heaven has eyes! Those criminals have finally received the punishment they deserve..."
"Long live China..."
"China is mighty..."
"My grandfather was killed by Japanese soldiers when he was five years old. It was so satisfying..."
In that moment of excitement, no one cared whether the statement was reasonable; all they felt was, "This is awesome..."
Ruxuan watched the screen filled with comments, and at this moment she was also incredibly excited. That sacred toilet was the faith of the Japanese, but it was also a thorn in the side of the Chinese people. Now that thorn had been removed so easily, it was not only satisfying, but also a boost to my country's prestige...
Just then, Wang Wei suddenly typed out several large characters on the screen.
"I am Chinese, and I declare myself responsible for this matter..."
Upon seeing this line, everyone had only one thought: this was a perfect opportunity to show off, and they absolutely couldn't miss it. Thus, a comical scene unfolded on the official website of the Japanese national security team…
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