Chapter 55 Unlucky Jiang Yue
Jiang Yue:...? ? ? !
He's going crazy.
"There's no such thing as metaphysics in this world. She's just playing tricks! You can't even see that!"
Yu Zhe: ...?
He looked at his brother doubtfully, then turned to ask Jiang Xu:
"Master, is he possessed by a ghost?"
Jiang Yue:! ! !
Jiang Xu handed Yu Zhe an amulet.
"Don't go east recently, and don't go near water."
Yu Zhe nodded and carefully put the talisman into his pocket.
He had also watched the show, and this was something that could save lives at critical moments.
Jiang Yue:? ?
Is he crazy, or is this world crazy?
After Jiang Xu finished his instructions, he turned around and glanced at Jiang Yue indifferently.
In a cold tone, he said, "Have you ever heard of the saying, 'You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. If you talk too much about ghosts, you're more likely to actually see a ghost.'"
Jiang Yue:...? ?
He was stunned for a second, then realized that Jiang Xu had already gone in.
"You're addicted to playing tricks! What bullshit can't you talk about ghosts?! Who are you trying to scare?"
Was Jiang Yue brought up in fear?
"I insist!"
He stamped his feet in anger: "Ghost! Ghost ghost ghost! I just said it, what's wrong..."
But before he could finish his words: Snap——
Yu Zhe watched helplessly as a long string of bird droppings fell on his head like a flood.
On the face...
Jiang Yue didn't see it and touched it subconsciously.
The next second, an overbearing stench rushed straight into my nose.
All the hairs on my body stood up instantly.
"Ugh, ugh, ugh, what a filthy thing!"
Yu Zhe took eight steps back: Ugh—
Don't come over here!
…
Jiang Hong knew that Jiang Xu had returned from recording the show, so he specially asked someone to prepare a large table of delicious food. In the evening, everyone had dinner in the old house.
After Jiang Xiucheng picked up his wife, he smelled a strong scent of perfume as soon as he entered the door.
Covering her nose, she looked at her son strangely and said, "You sprayed such a strong perfume, did you fall into the shit pit?"
Jiang Chen blocked his nose with a tissue and said in a muffled voice, "Second uncle, you don't know, but Third brother smells good right now. When he came back at noon, he was stinking all over."
Jiang Yue's heart was suddenly stabbed, and his expression twisted: "Shut up!"
This damn kid.
No one will think you are dumb if you don’t speak!
Tang Yuqin's face was full of disgust: "Do you want to suffocate us to death so that you can inherit the family property?"
Jiang Yue's face turned purple from being squeezed, and he couldn't say anything in rebuttal, and his chest felt even more stuffy.
Who knows what the bird ate, the smell can still be smelled even after washing for a long time.
Just at this moment Jiang Xu walked in.
He raised his eyebrows and said, "What do you know? This is called gentlemanly elegance, the taste of a true man!"
"Wash it if you want, who's afraid of who?"
Everyone:……
Is this child in menopause? She wasn't so stupid before.
How come you exploded without saying anything?
In the end, Jiang Yue still couldn't wash off the smell on his body, and was driven into the small hall to eat alone at a table.
And the river catkins, the moon surrounded by stars, filled the bowl with food.
Even Jiang Chen picked up the serving chopsticks and happily picked up a large chicken leg for her.
"Sister, eat."
Tsk, what a flatterer.
Sister Ruoning has loved you in vain.
Jiang Yue rolled his eyes.
Jiang Hong gave him a warning look, then looked at Jiang Xu with eyes full of love: "Xiao Xu, eat more. I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've lost weight."
Jiang Xu has gained a little weight.
There is a kind of thinness when your family thinks you are thin.
Jiang Yue:......
He thought of Yu Zhe and his eyes flickered.
Just spoil her mindlessly. When she starts cheating and ruining her reputation, you'll know what it feels like...
He snorted heavily, and the next second, he started coughing violently.
Mrs. Chen was shocked.
"What's going on?"
Jiang Xiucheng quickly opened his mouth and saw a huge fishbone.
Jiang Xiucheng: ...
He removed the fish bone and said angrily, "You're so old, can't you be more careful when eating fish? Jiang Chen is better than you!"
Hearing that he was being praised, Jiang Chen quietly straightened his chest.
Jiang Yue:......
Dear dad, just say what you want to say. Can you please stop praising others and putting them down?
Jiang Xu also looked over, his gaze cold and without any warmth.
Jiang Yue inexplicably felt that she was laughing at him!
He lost interest: "I'm full, I'm leaving first!"
As a result, as soon as he stood up, his feet became unstable.
He fell flat on his face.
Jiang Yue:......
Everyone:……
Jiang Xiucheng: ...
"Should we take this child to the hospital?"
Jiang Yue:......
He got up in a panic and fled.
After all, he was his son. After he left, Jiang Xiucheng asked Jiang Xu, "Xiao Xu, did Jiang Yue meet some dirty creature?"
Jiang Xu nodded.
Jiang Xiucheng paused: "Will he die?"
Jiang Xu: “…”
"It's okay, I'm still a little distance away from death." She said honestly.
Jiang Xiucheng felt relieved: "Then forget it."
He speaks without restraint, he should suffer a loss and learn a lesson.
He felt relieved, but Jiang Yue didn't sleep well that night.
The next day, when Yu Zhe and others saw him, they were all shocked by the huge dark circles under his eyes.
"Brother Jiang, what's wrong with you?"
Yu Zhe's expression was subtle: "You didn't really see a ghost, did you?"
Jiang Yue: "..."
His face darkened.
I didn’t see a ghost, but it really was a ghost!
He was fine, but he fell down even when going down the stairs.
While I was sleeping, a piece of paint on the ceiling fell off for no apparent reason.
It seemed that ever since Jiang Xu said that, he had become extremely unlucky.
Could it be...
As soon as this thought came to his mind, Jiang Yue quickly shook his head and threw the idea away.
Bah. Bah. Bah.
It's just psychological suggestion.
It's just a little bit of bad luck. Who hasn't fallen down and gotten a mouthful of paint peeled off in their life...?
Anyway, there are no ghosts in this world!
"I played games all night, you're the one who got it!"
Yu Zhe thought that Master Jiang was still at home, so he didn't take it seriously.
Everyone expressed their concern for each other and then talked about the recently opened private swimming pool.
"By the way, Brother Jiang, didn't you go there with Brother Yu Zhe? What was it like?"
Jiang Yue said unhappily, "It's okay."
"It's alright anyway, why don't we just go out and have some fun together and relax?"
Yu Zhe didn't have any objections. As he stood up, he suddenly remembered Jiang Xu's words.
Don't go east.
Keep away from water.
This swimming pool is located in the east of the city.
His heart skipped a beat and he suddenly had a bad feeling.
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