Is Chapter 114 really that funny?
I thought it was about poaching someone's team member in front of the team leader, but it turns out it was about poaching the team leader in front of the team members.
Xiao She was a little embarrassed, but he didn't give up: "Our two teams can cooperate. If I'm not mistaken, Xiao Xiao's violin should be able to restore more than just health points to teammates."
Bai Xiao stated unequivocally: "It can only restore the health of teammates."
Bai Xiao didn't know what benefits she would gain from helping Xiao She, but if she helped Xiao She's team restore their health, there would definitely be a third, a fourth... team coming to her, and that would definitely be troublesome.
Once she realized he was trying to poach her teammate, the 18-year-old cleaning lady's tone became less polite: "I can't hit you right now because it's a wedding. But if you try to steal our captain in front of me again, I'll beat you to a pulp when we meet again in the Monster Forest."
Xiao She was rebuffed and slunk away.
An 18-year-old cleaning lady opened the game interface and tagged Vie in her team.
An 18-year-old cleaning lady wrote: "@Weishuiyangyang is asking you about someone. He's a man wearing a dark red suit, with his shirt unbuttoned. He looks rather sinister and has a diamond earring in his right ear."
Wei Shui Yangyang: "Doesn't that man look like a peacock spreading its tail feathers? Now that you mention it, I know. Apart from him, no other player in Monster Restaurant would deliberately expose their collarbone. He's just too recognizable. He's a player from Unit 4 of Building 12, the captain of the Eternal Determination team, the team that ranked third on the Monster Forest leaderboard yesterday. His weapon is a low-level long-handled broadsword."
All ailments disappear: "Is there a girl in their team who wears a white dress?"
Wei Shui Yangyang: "No way, who would wear a skirt while fighting monsters? But they did have a girl in their team, and I remember her weapon was a low-level longsword, just like mine."
The players from Unit 4 of Building 12 and the girl in the white dress had already walked away. Bai Xiao took a few more careful glances at the girl.
The girl keenly noticed Bai Xiao's gaze, turned around to follow his gaze, met his eyes for a brief second, and then looked away.
In a mere second, Bai Xiao realized that the girl in the white dress actually had blue eyes.
All ailments disappeared: "Is that girl on their team blue-eyed?"
Wei Shui Yangyang: "Yes, yes, yes, that girl on their team is indeed of mixed race. Don't be fooled by her cold and silent demeanor; she's actually not good at Chinese and speaks very awkwardly, which is why she doesn't talk."
All ailments disappeared: "You even know that?"
Wei Shui Yangyang: "I struck up a conversation with her at Monster Restaurant and we exchanged a few words. You know, if someone has a mouth, I'll definitely go over and chat with them."
All diseases disappeared: "..."
Wei Shui Yangyang: "You'd never guess, a stunningly beautiful mixed-race woman named Xiao Cui, hahaha, that's the Chinese name she gave herself."
Bai Xiao was genuinely surprised. She thought Xiao She had just made up a name to fool them, but it turned out that Xiao Cui was actually named Xiao Cui. No wonder Xiao She looked unwell when she explained her name earlier.
Wait a minute, Bai Xiao discovered a blind spot. If Xiao Cui knew her name was bad, why did she still tell Wei Shui Yang Yang?
There's only one truth!
All ailments disappeared: "She told you her name was Xiao Cui, were you mocking her?"
Wei Shui Yangyang: "I couldn't help it either. You know I'm naturally a cheerful person."
So Xiao Cui was mocked by Wei Shui Yang Yang, and only later realized that the name was bad? She only had that expression when Xiao She introduced her name?
Eighteen-year-old cleaning lady: "Did you make fun of her accent?"
Otherwise, why would Xiao Cui have been willing to talk to Wei Shui Yang Yang before, but today they saw Xiao Cui who wouldn't say a word?
Wei Shui Yangyang: "It was my fault, but I swear I really didn't mean any harm. I just couldn't help laughing out loud. If we weren't in Monster Restaurant, I think she would have wanted to kill me."
So because of Wei Shuiyang's ridicule, Xiao Cui became a silent, cold, and mute beauty.
This Weishui River is truly a disaster.
An 18-year-old cleaning lady said: "So what if their Chinese is bad? Is it that funny? Foreigners already have a hard time learning Chinese. It's already great that they can speak it. You're just discouraging them."
Wei Shui Yangyang: "It's my fault, it's my fault. I apologized to her, but she's ignoring me."
This guy admitted his mistake quickly, leaving the 18-year-old cleaning lady and Bai Xiao speechless.
But they knew that Wei Shui Yang Yang was naturally cheerful. Except when he was killing monsters, he was always smiling. Maybe he really didn't mean any harm, and just couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Wei Shui Yangyang: "Why are you suddenly asking about those two? Have you taken a liking to them? It's a pity they already have a team. The captain is that guy with the collarbone. I even took a special look at him during the last break. He's pretty strong, but he looks kind of bad. I just can't stand the sight of him."
An 18-year-old cleaning lady said, "We didn't want to poach them; they were the ones who wanted to poach our team leader."
Wei Shui Yangyang: "Outrageous! They have such audacity! How dare they poach our captain? Do they think we team members are just decorations? To get revenge on them, I'll go and poach their teammates."
All ailments disappeared: "...I'm too lazy to expose you. Are you trying to get revenge on them?"
Since the team can't be disbanded, Wei Shui Yang Yang's talk of poaching other people's teammates was just a joke, and everyone could tell.
Wei Shui Yangyang: "Hahaha, I'm sorry, but thinking about what she said before, I still want to laugh. I was wrong, I'm sorry, I'll punish myself by slapping myself."
All diseases disappeared: "..."
Eighteen-year-old cleaning lady: "..."
So even if he gets slapped, he'll still laugh? Just how funny is Xiao Cui speaking Chinese?!
The 18-year-old cleaning lady said with a hint of helplessness, "It's making me wonder how Xiao Cui speaks Chinese."
Bai Xiao echoed helplessly, "A little."
They unconsciously turned their gaze to Xiao Cui on the other side, only to see Xiao Cui with an angry expression, while Xiao She in front of her was laughing so hard she was bent over.
What happened? Could it be that Xiao She, like Wei Shui Yang Yang, also finds Xiao Cui's words hilarious?
Xiao She: "Hahahaha, that's not how Xiao Cui said it."
Xiao Cui's face flushed with anger, and she said in broken Chinese, "Is there anything wrong with what I said? Isn't marriage something that makes people smile even in their graves?"
Bai Xiao: "Pfft—"
Eighteen-year-old cleaning lady: "Pfft—hahahahahahahahahahaha."
They misunderstood Wei Shuiyangyang. They didn't mean any harm; it's just that Xiao Cui's words were really funny, and they couldn't help but laugh.
Bai Xiao and the eighteen-year-old cleaning lady exchanged a glance and said in unison, "Sorry, we really couldn't help it."
They swore they meant no harm and genuinely couldn't help but laugh out loud.
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