Ye Liangchen is a programmer at a company called Xuanhuan Network. The National Day is coming, and today the boss announced a week of paid leave. Employees throughout the company jumped for excitement.
He was rushing home at the moment. When he thought about the seven days of paid vacation, he was in a very good mood. He rode his motorcycle happily on the street.
“Ding ding…”
“Crack…”
Suddenly, there were horn sounds and brake sounds coming from the front. A large number of cars blocked the entire street. There seemed to be a car accident ahead.
Seeing that this road was blocked, Ye Liangchen had to turn around and take the alley to rush home.
"Traffic jams don't exist for motorcycles."
"I will never get stuck in traffic when riding my beloved scooter..."
Ye Liangchen thought of the cars stuck in the street and felt happy. He hummed a little tune along the way and went home leisurely.
“Boom boom boom… boom boom boom…”
As soon as Ye Liangchen entered the corner of the alley, a piece of music suddenly sounded in front of him. Then, he saw seven mourners in black suits, black hats, and sunglasses, dancing while carrying a coffin. They walked towards Ye Liangchen with smiles on their faces, showing their big white teeth, and they were all familiar faces.
"Fuck! Isn't this my boss?"
He didn't expect that his boss would take this kind of job now. Looking at the sexy dance steps and the intoxicating music, Ye Liangchen found it very funny.
"Boss, I'll go right and you guys go left."
Ye Liangchen shouted to the other party, and the seven people nodded at him to show that they understood.
"I understand. Come here quickly." The boss waved to Ye Liangchen.
“Boom…”
Ye Liangchen stepped on the accelerator of his motorcycle and drove to the right. But he never expected that the other party was facing him, carrying the coffin and moving to the left, and collided with Ye Liangchen.
“Boom…”
"I was careless! I didn't dodge!"
Ye Liangchen's head hit the coffin hard, and he saw stars and felt dizzy. Because he was not wearing a helmet, he fell to the ground and died.
"I'll warm you up!"
Before he lost consciousness, Ye Liangchen complained, which really fits the saying, Hei Ge smiled, life and death are unpredictable. Such an outrageous way of death actually happened to him.
Wong Tai Sin, the leader, took off his sunglasses and curled his lips.
"Xiaochen is gone, we have to hold a grand ceremony for him."
"Boss, I understand." The other six people quickly packed up Ye Liangchen and put him into the coffin.
…
It was unknown how long it had been, but Ye Liangchen was awakened by the sound of suona and gongs and drums. He found that he had turned into a transparent soul body, trapped in a circular space, and the scene in front of him was his own funeral.
Ye Liangchen was sure that he was dead, but now it was too weird. Could it be that his soul had left his body?
"What the hell! Isn't that my former boss and his close friends?"
"These guys are actually holding my own funeral. It's really a one-stop service!"
Ye Liangchen was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. This was the first time that his boss brought his men to his funeral.
Ye Liangchen's boss's surname is Huang, also known as Huang Daxian. He likes to combine science with metaphysics. He found several like-minded metaphysics researchers and established an Internet company called Xuanhuan. He usually develops various games and metaverses. He also wants to build a time machine one day to send people into the second dimension.
This guy also does the work of a Taoist priest when he is interested. He has a professional team under him who can perform funerals.
At this moment at Ye Liangchen's funeral, relatives and friends were happily enjoying the feast. When they saw Wong Tai Sin and his dancers dancing brilliantly, they took out their mobile phones to take pictures and laughed at the same time.
The boss Huang Daxian shook his head helplessly, and started singing with his men while beating drums and gongs.
“Tick-tick…tick-tick…”
“Boom boom boom… boom boom boom…”
"I was so tired from scrolling through my phone in the middle of the night that I felt like a fool. When I put down my phone, I felt anxious.
I don't post positive energy from the Taoist, I only post poisonous chicken soup that harms people. The poisonous chicken soup is really amazing, it harms the world and the young. I light up a cigarette on the left and plug in a power bank on the right.
I was watching jokes and trying not to laugh, I was reading comments and sighing, another drowsy night, the roosters were crowing before dawn, I was scrolling on my phone and it was half past five, may the King of Hell come and praise you
I hold a handful of rootless grass in my hand to teach the people on the Internet, the poor children in thousands of households, don't suffer on the Internet! "
“Boom boom boom… boom boom boom…”
The gongs and drums were blaring, and the firecrackers were blasting! "Oh my god! This is sobering!"
Ye Liangchen felt that the rhyming tune sung by Wong Tai Sin and his friends sounded much better than that sung by Ma Hu You Niao and the like.
Wong Tai Sin looked around at the many young men and women at the funeral and felt that everyone was not serious enough, so he started singing seriously again.
"The sun is blazing like fire, and women on the street are wearing little.
They carry a soul-soothing bag on their shoulders, revealing half of their slender waists. They are heavily made-up and look very attractive. They also look for rich men to set their traps. They walk through the streets in groups of three or five, making many male compatriots envious.
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
There were two generals in front of the South Heaven Gate. They were very upset when they saw this. They went to the Lingxiao Palace to report what they saw.
The Lord of Heaven came to the South Gate of Heaven, held the railing and looked down.
Why is there such a scene in the mortal world, with no clothes to cover the body and no food to eat, the Fire Star Lord came forward and said, Your Majesty, please be at ease and don't be impatient.
The weather is too hot, so you have to wear less and starve yourself to look slim. It doesn't matter to us gods, but I feel sorry for the male compatriots in the lower world . After saying this, she wiped the blood from her nose and shook off the purple gold robe on her body.
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
The Queen Mother went to the front hall and comforted the ministers not to panic. She called the tea bearers on both sides and asked them to quickly invite the old Dragon King. "Old Dragon King, oh Old Dragon King, I order you to make it rain quickly. The God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning will help you. There will be sparks and lightning . You will not stop until you achieve your goal. Let the ministers have some fun, save the men in the mortal world, and water the exhibitionist below."
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
A thunderbolt struck a clear sky, and dark clouds came to cover the sky. The world needs a rain to cleanse people's hearts! "
Dongdongqiang…Dongdongqiang…
"Taishang Laojun, please obey the order immediately! Congratulations to Xiaochen for ascending to heaven!" Huang Daxian shouted.
After Huang Daxian and his friends sang this, the relatives and friends at the funeral became serious and shouted in unison: "Congratulations to Xiaochen for ascending to heaven!"
The erhu is played, and the suona sounds, and the life is decided. The music sounds, and the cloth is covered. The whole village, young and old, waits for the food to be served. Some cry, some carry, and some carry. Behind them, there is a white.
Once the coffin is closed and buried, he will never come back to this world again.
“Tick-tick-tick…dong-dong-clang…dong-dong-clang…”
As the suona sounded and the gongs and drums roared, Ye Liangchen's soul was slowly carried up to the sky by the ball and escaped into an unknown world.
I'll warm you up! This time I really ascended to heaven, Ye Liangchen complained helplessly, and finally took a look at his family. His parents had passed away early in his life. Now he only has a brother and sister-in-law, and a sister.
For Ye Liangchen, there is no more concern in this world, so it would be nice to escape from the suffering of this world as soon as possible! ...
A few years later, in a fantasy world called Douluo Continent, in Tianshui City of the Tiandou Empire, in the woods deep inside Tianshui College, a delicate little boy was lying on the lawn, thinking about something.
The little boy looks about four years old. He is very cute, with big eyes that twinkle like little stars. His adorable little face makes people want to rub it when they see it.
This person was none other than Ye Liangchen, who was sent away by his boss, traveled to Douluo Continent, and was reincarnated.
"I didn't expect that after I died, I would come to Douluo World, and live in the same era as another time traveler, Tang San. It's interesting."
Ye Liangchen muttered to himself in his heart. At this moment, he seriously suspected that there was something strange about the coffin he bumped into in his previous life. Could it be a time shuttle they built? It was outrageous. It was outrageous to the extreme.
"Where's my cheat! Why hasn't it arrived yet?"
Ye Liangchen was thinking that it would be hard to survive as a time traveler without cheats. Although in the world of Douluo Continent, one could seize opportunities by relying on foresight, it was also a bit dangerous. It would be great if one had cheats.
"bite!"
At this moment, a ding sound rang in Ye Liangchen's mind, and then a panel appeared in his mind, similar to that of a game character, with a line of words on it: Welcome to Douluo Continent, I wish you a happy time.
"What the hell! Isn't this the game that Xuanhuan Company developed in my previous life? I even fixed many bugs in the game at that time. How did this game get into my mind?"
Ye Liangchen felt like he had traveled into a game. It was a bit unreal and too outrageous.
Well! Since I'm here, I might as well make the best of it. I've traveled through time, which is outrageous in itself. If that's the case, I might as well take a good look at this world.
Ye Liangchen used his mind to sense the game character in his mind, which showed that he was in the current world. There were two martial souls, but they were sealed. The only martial arts he had were Hunyuan Jue and Five Elements Divine Fist, and the others were all sealed. As for the treasures and equipment, there was a bottle of Foundation Establishment Pill, but the others were also sealed.
It’s really similar to the games I played in my previous life. It’s so interesting.
This plug-in also makes no sound, and the line of text on the panel disappears after ten minutes. It feels like there is an extra space treasure in your body.
"Twin martial spirits? What could that be?
"But with this cheat, I can beat everything in the Douluo World!"
"Tang San was able to reach the God Realm with the help of Xuan Tian Gong and some hidden weapons. Then my Hun Yuan Jue is a cultivation method! I think I can break through the God Realm."
“Hehehe…! Now we’re going to have some fun.”
Since they are all time travelers, Ye Liangchen naturally cannot let Tang San grow up. There cannot be two tigers in one mountain, unless they are one male and one female.
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen sat up suddenly and prepared to try to practice the Hunyuan Jue.
"No, I'm only four years old now, and I'm already practicing. Others will think it's abnormal. I'd better wait until I awaken my martial soul, and then use the soul power of practice to cover it up!"
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen lay down again. With the plug-in, he could roam freely in this low-level fantasy world.
Ye Liangchen was born in Tianshui City. His father was Ye Feng, who had no relationship with the Jiuxing Begonia Ye family. His mother was Liu Ruyan, who was a cousin of Shui Bing'er's mother.
When Ye Liangchen was only three months old, his parents died unexpectedly. Since then, Ye Liangchen has been raised by Lan Xiaodie as his son. As for how his parents died, Ye Liangchen didn't know.
Lan Xiaodie also has a younger sister named Lan Xiaoling. The two sisters are the pride of the Shui family in Tianshui City. They married the same man named Yun Hanxing. They were originally married into the Shui family, so their daughter took their mother's surname.
Ye Liangchen had only heard of Yun Hanxing and had never seen him, so he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
Lan Xiaodie and her sister's surname was Shui before, but they didn't know why they changed their names. Ye Liangchen was confused when he heard these rumors. Is there any hidden story behind this? Lan Xiaodie and Lan Xiaoling are teachers and managers of Tianshui College. They are very busy at work, so they brought Ye Liangchen to Tianshui College. Anyway, Ye Liangchen is only a four-year-old child now, and no one cares about him. In his spare time, Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er can also accompany the little guy so that he won't be lonely.
Parents who offer sacrifices to the gods and have boundless magical powers are necessary conditions for time travelers, so Ye Liangchen was naturally not surprised.
"Xiaochen, why are you here?"
"Come with us to have lunch."
At this moment, two blue-haired little girls about 6 years old ran to Ye Liangchen, pulled him up, and dragged him towards the college cafeteria.
The two little girls are Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er, they are half-sisters. The two girls had already awakened their martial spirits before and are now studying in the junior class of the academy.
Shui Bing'er's martial soul is the top-grade Ice Phoenix, with an innate soul power of a little over level 9. She has already obtained the first soul ring and is a level 12 soul master. Shui Yue'er's martial soul is a cute jade dolphin, with an innate soul power of a little over level 7. Now her soul power is only level 9 and she has not yet obtained the first soul ring.
"Sisters, I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen wanted to pull his hand free, but he was only four years old and couldn't get free.
In his previous life, he was single from birth and passed away before he even had the chance to have a girlfriend. In this life, he became a baby and was being pulled by two little girls. Ye Liangchen felt very uncomfortable.
"Why are you shy at such a young age?" Shui Bing'er reached out and rubbed the little guy's head, smiling sweetly.
“Haha…! Sister, Xiaochen is afraid of being seen by other sisters. Sorry.” Shuiyueer said mischievously.
Tianshui College is very large, and the lawn is at least two kilometers away from the college cafeteria. Ye Liangchen's short legs were numb from being pulled so quickly by the two sisters.
"Are you tired? I'll carry you."
Shui Bing'er felt very sorry for this little guy who lost his parents when he was young. Moreover, she learned from her mother that the little guy's parents died to save her mother, which made her feel guilty.
"I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen refused immediately. How could he let a seven-year-old girl carry him on her back? Although he was just a child now, he was an adult in his previous life.
"Sister! Xiaochen is shy. He has been sleeping in a separate bed from us since he was three years old." Shuiyueer said with a smile.
"Why are you being shy with your sister?"
Shui Bing'er squatted down, carried Ye Liangchen on her back, and walked quickly towards the college cafeteria.
Hey! If you can't resist, just accept your fate! Ye Liangchen is only four years old now, so he can only try his best to play the role of a child. He can't act too mature, otherwise he will be regarded as a monster.
You know what, reincarnation as a child is quite interesting. It feels like starting over again. Moreover, I have come to such a fantasy world full of beautiful women. No matter what, it is better to live a more exciting life than the previous one.
Douluo fan fiction, welcome everyone to try the poison. All the beauties you want are available in this world.
(End of this chapter)