Chapter 175 Old Tang: Damn, I'm the Prey
The eight Sheqi families were in chaos, and the culprit took a detour.
After taking a shower and changing clothes at the hotel, Ling drove away with her bag. Lu Mingfei looked at the taillights of the car getting farther and farther away, a little worried that she would be stopped by the traffic police on the grounds that she was a minor driving a motor vehicle.
Although she is currently just 18 years old, her appearance and body shape are similar to those of a 13 or 14 year old junior high school student.
But then I thought, she was driving Mai Jiude's Bugatti.
In Tokyo, where class systems are strictly enforced, a luxury car of this level is a pass in itself, and it is estimated that few traffic police would dare to stop it.
Lu Mingfei sighed and prayed silently in his heart that the three Deadpool fetuses could speed up the progress of serum development.
He knew nothing about medicine, and could only hope that this world with dragons and half-bloods had developed some special kind of magic or secret medicine that could turn decay into magic.
After taking a bath, Eri smelled fragrant, like a freshly peeled peach. Lu Mingfei was worried about leaving her alone in the hotel, so he simply took her back to Takama-ga-hara.
It just so happened that he also wanted to see how far the love story between Old Tang and the rich woman had progressed.
On the way to Takamagahara nightclub, the night view of Tokyo appeared like a fleeting light in the passing traffic.
When the red light flashed, Eri suddenly stood on tiptoe, leaned close to Lu Mingfei's ear and whispered, "The mission is concluded."
The girl's breath hit my earlobe, wet and itchy, like a feather brushing gently.
Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at her. The girl’s rosy red eyes sparkled under the neon lights, like a rabbit that had won the game and was eager to get a carrot as a reward.
For the sake of the mission reward, he actually overcame his inner demons and whispered in someone's ear in public.
How serious is your gaming addiction?! Lu Mingfei looked at Eri with satisfaction as she bravely took the first step, and a question popped up in his mind:
In the fairy tale, what would the big bad wolf do when he meets the little white rabbit? Of course, he would pack it up and take it away!
Lu Mingfei cleared his throat and imitated the NPC in the game, his voice carrying a somewhat exaggerated sense of ritual:
"Congratulations to the brave warrior Eri for successfully clearing the Iron Dome Temple dungeon. As the number one on the kill list, you will receive an epic item - a one-way ticket to the advanced map, Ancient China. You can redeem it at any time."
After he finished speaking, Eri's eyes suddenly lit up, and the black-haired miko tilted her head slightly, as if wondering how valuable this "epic item" was.
The green light came on, and Lu Mingfei led her across the road, saying seductively:
"In China, there are the most delicious and diverse foods in the world, countless unheard-of treasures, and the most magnificent scenery in the world...
The most important thing is that no matter where you come from, as long as you set foot on this land and feel the history, culture and human feelings of this ancient country, you will find your spiritual home. "
When Eri heard this, a glimmer of longing flashed in her eyes. She grasped Lu Mingfei's hand with a little force, and the warmth of her fingertips was transmitted through her skin, as if she was about to nod in agreement in the next second.
However, the two figures who always accompanied her in her dream suddenly appeared in her mind, and her pace slowed down.
He lowered his eyes slightly and began to count the zebra crossings under his feet.
"Are you worried that your brother won't agree?" Lu Mingfei asked softly.
He knew Eri too well. Even though there was no expression on her face, he could still sense her inner fluctuations from her subtle movements.
When she was hit on the point, Eri nodded slightly and then raised one... no, two fingers.
She meant to have two more people accompany her to China, but Lu Mingfei misunderstood and thought that she needed the consent of her brother-in-law and that old dog Tachibana Masamune.
Lu Mingfei gritted his teeth imperceptibly and cursed the old bastard a thousand times in his heart, but he still had a gentle smile on his face: "Don't worry, I'll take care of everything. They will agree."
There is no future in the underworld, so it would be better for my brother-in-law to turn back as soon as possible.
Besides, can we protect the dawn of Japan with the snake family? It is better to let Doraemon and Nobita go. The combination of fat man and little boy can shine even in the dark and benefit future generations.
After receiving his promise, Eri's face was once again filled with a faint joy, as if the days in her dream were a little closer to her.
But... she wasn't sure if her body could hold on until then.
However, thinking of the glowing dishes in "Cooking Master Boy" and the desirable scenery in "The Tale of Saiunkoku" and "The Mysterious Game", the girl felt that she could take a little risk.
In fact, she was not stupid. She knew that everything Lu Mingfei did tonight was most likely for her health.
Although I don’t know what the use of those snake-like mermaids is, it seems to be a kind of...medicinal herb.
When she got them, Sakura's eyes visibly relaxed, and the gazes that fell on her were no longer always entangled with an elusive heaviness.
Soon, the two arrived at Takamahara Hotel.
Humpback Whale had already informed in advance that a new investor had come to the store, the kind who was only concerned with providing money but not managing the business, so there was no such bloody drama as the doorman looking down on people or someone booking the entire place and barring outsiders from entering.
When you walk into Takama-ga-hara, you will hear the exciting jazz music and see men and women twisting their waists wildly and dancing wildly. At first glance, it looks like a large group of people are having a great time dancing wildly.
Eiry looked at the swaying crowd curiously, her hand subconsciously reaching for her waist, her heart itching to kill some monsters.
I touched nothing.
Her sword was too eye-catching. Carrying it on the street would make her as conspicuous as dancing on a grave. Lu Mingfei had put it away long ago.
Colorful lights flickered, and disheveled men and women twisted their waists on the dance floor, swaying their arms to the music.
Takama-ga-hara is a nightclub with principles. The most outrageous behavior is to cuddle up with each other and dance. Otherwise, when Lu Mingfei comes in, he will have to manually block Eri's view.
His eyes wandered among the crowd, and soon Lu Mingfei locked onto two figures in the center of the dance floor.
Old Tang, dressed as a western cowboy, is dancing a retro swing dance with Ryoma Kaoru, the eldest daughter of the Ryoma family, who is dressed as an urban beauty.
How should I put it? It's obvious that neither of them is the type who can dance, and their movements are a bit stiff.
If I have to describe it, it's somewhat similar to the scene in the movie Pulp Fiction where the male protagonist and his sister-in-law dance awkwardly.
It’s just that the two people in the center of the dance floor are more handsome and beautiful, and even their awkward dance is still pleasing to the eye.
"You know what, when Old Tang isn't being funny, he's pretty serious."
Lu Mingfei made a comment and then pulled Eri upstairs for a midnight snack.
In the middle of the dance floor, Old Tang was completely immersed in the dance, trying hard to keep up with the rhythm of the eldest daughter of the Longma family across from him, and did not notice that someone had come and gone.
He had been hanging out in Brooklyn's slums for many years and had learned some dancing skills, but mostly battled with black bros who sang and danced rap, and had never danced with a girl.
Especially the Ryoma Xun in front of him, his eyes were extremely aggressive, like a female leopard ready to pounce, wishing to eat him alive.
It might be a little too early to eat him alive, but skinning him alive was almost a reality.
Just before, he completed a grand entrance performance and selected Ryoma Kaoru as the lucky guest of the night to get his precious first experience as a gigolo.
As a result, this young lady was not shy at all. Instead, she took the initiative to tease him in every way and even approached him to expose his disguise!
If he wasn't stronger than Ryoma Kaoru, she would have succeeded!
Who is this girlfriend... emmm, it seems that she is the one who pays for the service.
Thinking of this, he did not resist too violently and let Ryoma Xun take off his hat half-heartedly. He has not been able to put it on until now.
Fortunately, the lighting was dim enough so that his disguised face could not be clearly illuminated.
However, the opponent's attack was too fierce, and the task Lu Mingfei assigned to him was impossible to accomplish.
At this moment, the princess-cut bangs on Longma Xun's forehead fluttered gently with her dance steps, and her deep eyes were fixed on the cowboy in front of her, her eyes full of amusement.
At first, she just thought that this man was interesting - although his performance was flashy, he successfully caught her attention.
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Especially when she was face to face with him, a surge of male hormones that she had never felt before hit her, causing ripples in her heart, which had not beaten for a man for more than 20 years, and there was a tendency for it to evolve into a storm.
You have to know that she grew up surrounded by handsome men and beautiful women. Her father, mother, uncle, aunt, and great aunts were all famous for their good looks. Even the head of the Yuan family, who was known as the most handsome and powerful of the Eight Snake Families, often met them.
But none of them could give Ryoma Xun the same feeling of oppression as being at the top of the food chain.
Although this illusion only lasted for a moment and was quickly overwhelmed by her strong desire to win, which she rarely showed to others, it still left a deep impression on her.
Later, when she forced the other person to take off his hat so that she could appreciate his handsome face, she found that he was surprisingly strong.
Although she looks skinny, she can actually withstand the uncanny strength that is well-known in her family.
If she wasn't worried about using too much force and collapsing the sofa, she would really like to compete with the other party.
Fortunately, this guy named Constantine was tactful and satisfied her desire to get a glimpse of the truth.
In the subsequent conversation, she found that there was something wrong with this guy.
I speak fluent American English, but I can't understand Japanese.
He knows little about the legends of the cowboys in the West, but is well aware of the oddities of each state in the United States, and it seems that he has even dealt with a group of rednecks in Texas.
Ryoma Xun was very curious about where this guy came from.
Judging from his facial features and temperament, he is very different from the man with the shaggy eyebrows who came to Longma’s arsenal to play with guns a few days ago.
But the field that Constantine had been involved in was somewhat similar to that of his idol Indiana Jones with scowls.
She tried to test it, but unfortunately got nothing.
This guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes is also a smooth talker, and his mouth is full of words to deceive women.
Every time she led the conversation to dig out the secrets about him, Constantine would blurt out sweet words like "You are the most special girl I have ever seen, so pretty", "Your makeup tonight is a little weird, but cute", "I think your face is not suitable for dating, but for marriage", and he would spit out sweet words like that without paying.
As a gigolo, this guy's sweet talk is much worse than his dancing skills.
When she thought of those cheesy love words, Ryoma Xun couldn't help but laugh. These words were present in every love letter she received from elementary school to junior high school, and she was already tired of hearing them.
But Ryoma Xun didn't feel bad at all. At least it showed that this guy was not an experienced veteran.
That's why she was patient enough to play with him instead of just calling dozens of big men in black to take Constantine back to her own territory and interrogate him carefully from head to toe.
After the dance, Old Tang, like an English gentleman, took Long Ma Xun's arm and sat back on the sofa.
Looking at the time, more than an hour had passed since his grand appearance. No matter how long it took, Lu Mingfei and the others would almost be back after finishing their work.
So after a few drinks, while Longma Xun was looking at his phone and had no time to talk, Lao Tang said apologetically that he needed to leave for a while to take care of his personal needs.
His original intention was to ask Lu Mingfei whether he had done it, so that if he had, he could ask the humpback whale to come out and save the situation.
He had already said all the love words that Lu Mingfei had taught him, which were said to be very effective on cold female presidents and rich daughters. He would be at a loss for words if he continued talking about it.
But what he didn't expect was that the eldest daughter of the Longma family was very lively. When she heard that he wanted to go to the toilet, she stood up directly and said that she was also drunk and had to go to the toilet urgently, so she was just right to join him.
When Old Tang heard this, he was completely dumbfounded. He wanted to refuse the request for duo row, but he didn't know how to refuse.
After all, they don't share the same place.
No, there is no squat toilet in Takama-ga-hara at all!
"Let's go. A grown man is so hesitant."
Seeing that he was standing there and refused to move, Ryoma Xun simply grabbed his arm and dragged him out like a little kid crying and asking for a toy in a shopping mall.
Seeing this, the humpback whale who was hiding in the dark and controlling everything thought that the eldest daughter of the Snake Eight Clan had taken a fancy to the newly debuted gigolo and wanted to take him home to enjoy slowly, so he hurried forward and wanted to reiterate: Takama-ga-hara is a regular gigolo shop and does not support take-out service.
However, just as he stepped forward to stop Ryoma Kaoru, he was easily pushed away by this seemingly weak girl, accompanied by the unique tongue-twisting sound of Japanese delinquents: "Don't get in my way, or I'll kill you, bastard!"
Old Tang watched as the back of the humpback whale, as big as a brown bear, hit the wall with a bang, and felt the ground beneath his feet shake three times.
Before he could worry about whether the humpback whale's huge body was hollowed out by alcohol and sex, he felt a huge force on his arm. Too lazy to act anymore, Ryoma Kaoru pulled him quickly towards the bathroom at the end of the corridor.
Old Tang looked at the toilet sign getting closer and closer, and Ryoma Kaoru running straight to the women's toilet, and couldn't help but pull his hands:
"Well, there are differences between men and women, why don't we just say goodbye..."
Before he could finish the last half sentence of "Goodbye, Jianghu", Ryoma Kaoru had already pulled him into the women's restroom and slammed the door shut with a flick of her hand.
"Bang!"
In the toilet filled with a faint aroma, Longma Xun let go of Lao Tang, turned around leisurely, looked him straight in the eye, and said word by word:
"You, are Superman?"
(End of this chapter)