Chapter 38: Exorcist Lao Tang
Lu Mingfei rubbed his eyes, trying to make sure if he was hallucinating.
But when I reopened my eyes, the four big words "Bounty Hunter" were still clearly visible on the phone screen.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Isn't the cola syrup mixed with water at KFC today Erguotou?
You have skinny arms and legs, and you dare to be a bounty hunter? Are you trying to save your life?"
Lu Mingfei couldn't hold it anymore. In his previous life, Old Tang was just an engineering geek. His peak deadlift weight was only a pitiful 50 kilograms, which was not even as heavy as him.
Even when I had enough food and drink and sufficient nutrition, my physical strength was so low. Now I am starving, not to mention running away with my employer when encountering danger, even if I want to block bullets for my employer, I am afraid I can't do it because I am too thin! "Oh, you misunderstood, I am not going to be a bodyguard who shoots people with a gun, I am a priest who performs exorcism in the church." Old Tang sent a calm panda emoticon.
"You can also exorcise demons?!" Lu Mingfei was completely speechless. "Could it be that you are the Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with six roots of pure depleted uranium bombs, one breath that turns 3,600 times, and you are compassionate and merciful and save the world?"
You were a master of physical engineering in your previous life, and now you are telling me about supernatural events. Are you crazy or am I crazy?
"It's not as magical as exorcism, it's just that I seem to have a natural resistance to supernatural things." Old Tang sent a proud panda emoji.
“I don’t know if some of the ancient tombs are caused by magnetic fields or curses, but other people who enter them will feel dizzy, have heart palpitations, etc., but I am fine. The cursed places that are rumored to be terrifying in the industry have no effect on me.
Because of this peculiar physique, I have become somewhat famous in the paranormal circle over time, so sometimes I would receive some commissions to help "suppress evil spirits".
Hehe, occasionally I meet an employer who is not short of money, and the commission he gives is really generous. "
Lu Mingfei: “…”
No, buddy, don't scare me. Are there really monsters and demons in this world?
Your adopted father is probably nicknamed Old Goat, has dried puffer fish and dried lizards hanging in his house, likes to call himself Dad, and has a nephew named Jackie Chan and a great-niece named Xiaoyu.
Thinking that Old Tang’s adoptive father really ran an antique shop, Lu Mingfei almost broke out in a cold sweat.
Fortunately, Old Tang stabilized his precarious worldview in time:
"In fact, I feel that those people just can't adapt to the local climate and can't endure the psychological pressure. There are no ghosts in the world. If there were ghosts, I think they would have been defeated long ago."
"You're taking too much risk. As the saying goes, if you walk by the river often, you'll get your feet wet. What if you run into a real one someday? Those who drown are all good swimmers!"
Lu Mingfei really wants to go to the United States right now to bring Old Tang back.
Even if he doesn't want to be a foreign teacher, there are other ways to make money. If that doesn't work, he can ask the little angel to help arrange a job for him.
"Don't worry, I'm mainly active in the United States. Apart from the areas where the Indians once lived, there are no other threatening places here."
Old Tang had a good attitude. He had been in this business for many years and had never seen anything dirty, not even the traps with snakes, rats and bats in the movies.
And there was one thing he didn't say.
Since I said I wanted to take Big Bear to travel across the United States, I naturally couldn't run out of money for a taxi halfway through the trip. I had to save some money for travel expenses.
Anyway, his level on the Hunter website is quite high, so he can take on some big orders with high pay.
By the time Mingming is on summer vacation, he will probably have saved enough money and I can take him out to have fun.
Lu Mingfei didn't know what Lao Tang was thinking. Seeing that he couldn't persuade him, he could only help him to ward off evil and protect himself, and asked him to carry some black dog blood, donkey hooves, big roosters, golden swords, etc. when he went out.
He also asked Lao Tang if he was a virgin male. If he was, he must never go to the red light district. Otherwise, his immunity to all evil was a virgin skill, which would cause big trouble.
The two talked about this topic for a long time. In the end, it was Old Tang who said he was going to prepare the tools for the mission, and that ended the long conversation.
"This damn world line change, what have you turned Old Tang into..."
Throwing his phone on the bed, Lu Mingfei paced back and forth in the room with his hands behind his back, trying to find a way to make Old Tang mend his ways.
Although he was not a tomb robber but just an accomplice, this was still an illegal act.
Moreover, people know that ghosts are scary, and ghosts know that people are vicious. What if Old Tang opened a big tomb and was shot in the back to silence him?
"No, we have to go to Sichuan and Shu as soon as possible to find Xiaokang and his biological parents, otherwise this guy will definitely not give up being his Indiana Jones."
Lu Mingfei thought about it and decided that this was the only way to stop Old Tang from committing suicide.
He will listen to his friends, but his family is his only weakness.
It's late at night now. It's definitely too late to go to Sichuan. The earliest we can go is tomorrow.
"By the way, I haven't processed my passport and visa yet." Speaking of finding his relatives, Lu Mingfei remembered that he still had to go abroad.
"Ah, it's easy to lose things without an assistant."
I looked through the documents I had on me and found that except for the original household registration booklet which only existed as a photocopy, all the others were quite complete.
“It’s rare that I can still see their household registration pages.” Lu Mingfei laughed at himself, looking at the two pages of photocopied paper with “Lu Lincheng” and “Qiao Weini” written on them, and suddenly he felt as if he was in another world.
I remember that he and his uncle went to the police station together to go through the household registration cancellation procedures, and the household registration was moved to a family that did not belong to him on that day.
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I only remember that the whole world was gray and black that day, and my uncle’s hands were shaking uncontrollably when he signed the confirmation.
The little boy in the mirror was crying very sadly, with tears and snot.
"I hope you can use it, otherwise I don't know where to get the original household registration booklet."
Lu Mingfei packed all the materials and prepared to go out to buy some things before the supermarket closed. He would take a taxi to the airport and fly directly to Shancheng early tomorrow morning.
Just as he reached the door, he heard hurried footsteps coming from the corridor outside, and then someone knocked on the door: "Ming Fei, it's me, Professor Guderian, I'm back."
The voice was a little breathless, and it seemed that he ran upstairs directly after getting off the car.
Lu Mingfei remembered that it had been more than three hours since he left the Regent Hotel, and it took half an hour to drive from the airport to here.
In other words, Guderian ran to find him as soon as he landed.
At this moment, Lu Mingfei's hand that was reaching for the door handle paused.
Were there really a dozen men in black suits lying in ambush outside the door? As soon as he opened the door, Guderian raised his arm and took him down in a mighty manner.
He leaned over to the peephole and peeked out, confirming that Guderian was the only one in the corridor. Even the little red-haired witch was not there, and the man's sixth sense did not detect any danger.
Lu Mingfei then opened the door, revealing a small gap.
As the door opened, Professor Guderian, who was carrying a box and sweating profusely, as if he had just sent a message to his goddess "Are you there?" and was anxiously waiting for a reply, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The goddess is willing to reply... No, it's good enough if Lu Mingfei is willing to meet. If he is willing to meet, there is still room for discussion.
"What's the matter?" The young man stood in the crack of the door, with no intention of inviting the guest to come in and sit down.
"No, I just came to see you..."
"I'm fine, thank you."
I'm going to take a shower, we'll talk next time."
Lu Mingfei interrupted with a smile, then slammed the door.
(End of this chapter)