Seeing that he couldn't stop talking with his upper lip drooping, Lu Xiao kicked him.
Lu Li had already trained his muscle memory, and he subconsciously moved to the side, allowing him to dodge.
He smiled playfully and said in a mean way, "Brother, you can't do this. You're so slow. Won't your sister-in-law dislike you?"
His words added fuel to the fire, making Lu Xiao want to strangle him to death. He said with disgust, "Get lost. You are not sleeping at night. Are you stealing dogs here?"
Lu Li snorted coldly: "You just don't want your parents to know, don't worry, I'm very tight-lipped and I promise I won't tell anyone."
Lu Xiao warned with his eyes: "If you talk too much, don't blame me for hitting you off the mark."
Lu Li chuckled and said, "No, no, absolutely not."
He jumped into his room in two steps, quickly closed the door, and patted his chest.
Tsk, this is no joke.
Lu Yan was woken up by him and yawned. Seeing that he was not sleeping late at night and was full of energy, he was speechless.
"How come I didn't realize you're a night owl? Go to sleep. I won't bring breakfast to your sister tomorrow."
Lu Li boasted, "I can do it, but can you? Are you good enough at your craft? As a man, if you don't want to learn a few tricks to please your wife, how can you be a man? How can she take you out to meet people in the future?"
Everything he said became righteous. Lu Yan rolled up his sleeves and wanted to slap her in the face.
Lu Li straightened his back, stiffened his neck and said, "Go ahead and hit me. Hit me here!"
He pointed to his face.
"If you hit me, I will complain tomorrow. Don't you know that? My sister is a famous female soldier in the military area. She can send you flying with two punches. Guess why she likes me? It's because of my face!"
Seeing her smug look, Lu Yan felt a lump in his teeth and couldn't help but kick her on the butt.
He somersaulted and fell flat on his face, lying there like a turtle in so much pain, crying out in pain.
Lu Yan looked down at him, "You little bastard, I gave you face, but you still dare to provoke me, what's wrong with me hitting you? No matter how powerful Song Jingtian is, can she lay a hand on my uncle?
Hey, you're eating gigolo, your tail is almost up to the sky, your brother is still your brother!"
Lu Li felt extremely aggrieved and decided to file a complaint tomorrow. Humph, he now had a backer and was no longer the money-loser he used to be.
Lu Yan thought of something and his expression relaxed. He pulled him up and brushed the dust off his body.
Lu Li's eyes were alert and he stepped back, "What do you want to do?"
No one comes to you for no reason. His second brother definitely needs help from others.
Lu Li said before him: "Second brother, I don't have any money, don't even think about borrowing money from me, I can't even be your brother."
Don't forget, he is a serious money-lover. He allows money to come in but not to go out, and even his brother is no exception.
Of course, there are occasional exceptions, depending on his mood.
Lu Yan really wanted to slap him twice. He had already guessed everything before he even said anything.
She took a deep breath and said with a fake smile: "Brother does have something to ask you, but it's not to borrow money. Can you listen to me? Don't scare yourself."
Lu Li smiled, took Lu Yan's hand, and said to him, "Oh, why didn't you tell me earlier? I was worried for nothing. You know I'm short of money and I live on my wife. Lend me money? I can't afford it. The rest is easy to talk about."
After all, they grew up wearing the same pair of shorts. Doesn’t Lu Yan know his money-conscious nature?
So, he discussed with Lu Li: "Aren't you learning to drive? You drive pretty well, aren't you? Xue'er is going to the city to buy some things tomorrow, can you drive her there? It's not very convenient to take a car, Xiao Li, just give me some face!"
Lu Li wanted to say that face was worthless, but he changed his tone.
"How long will it be tomorrow? I wonder if you're free?"
He has to clean the new house so that they can move in right after the wedding. He has endless household chores to do. Don't think he is idle. Being a full-time housewife has the hardest life.
He really learns everything quickly, including driving. The county town is not far from here, and it only takes half an hour to drive. After all, Hu Xueer is his sister-in-law. Can he not send her off?
Lu Yan smiled and patted his shoulder, "You are worthy of being my brother. Can you send it to me tomorrow at one o'clock?"
Lu Li had already arranged his daily tasks, so he was free, so he simply said, "Well, if you want to date someone, you have to bring your brother along. Wouldn't you feel less involved without me?"
"You kid, I just asked you to drive a car? Why are you talking so much? Go to sleep!"
Lu Li was mumbling to himself, and Lu Yan had no idea what he was talking about. He went out and lay on the rough kang, then came back and covered his head and fell asleep.
The next day, when Lu Xiao woke up, he saw Miao Xiuying's eyes like thorns, looking at him.
Lu Xiao was a little confused, but he still asked, "Mom, what's wrong? You make me feel uneasy. Did my dad piss you off?"
Miao Xiuying's nose was not a nose, and her eyes were not eyes. She snorted coldly, "How dare your father mess with me? It's all because of you, the unfilial son. You went to bed very late last night. What did you do? Don't think that I don't know if Lu Li doesn't tell me? I'm not deaf yet!"
Well, this house is not soundproof. I'll make less noise next time. His fucking ears feel like they have motors installed.
Miao Xiuying whispered in her ear, "Don't you know she's pregnant? Don't you know the first three months are the dangerous period? What I said went in one ear and out the other. Do you really have to piss me off to death?"
If there is really a threatened miscarriage, can he be held responsible?
Not a word that the man said was worth listening to.
Lu Xiao raised his hand and almost swore, "Mom, I will pay attention next time. Don't say it, I was wrong!"
Isn’t it because his wife is too attractive and he couldn’t help himself? Besides, isn’t this normal communication between husband and wife?
Miao Xiuying didn't want to care about what was going on in his room, so she still reminded him, "Then you should be more sensible and don't make trouble for too long. Pregnant women are sleepy, especially when they are overly tired. You men are thick-skinned and don't care about others."
Lu Xiao nodded quickly: "Okay, Mom, stop talking, I'm going to go for a morning run first, she will wake up soon, make her some preserved egg and lean meat porridge today, and two boiled eggs."
Miao Xiuying waved her hand and said disdainfully: "It's already ready. I'll wait for you to say that. The day lily is cold. Come back to eat after running."
Only then did Lu Xiao walk out.
When Jiang Yan woke up, he had already filled the mouthwash cup and washbasin with warm water.
Jiang Yan brushed her teeth, took the wet towel he had wrung out, and after packing up, the two went out for breakfast.
The weather on the island was cool, so Jiang Yan wore a thick autumn coat. She said to Miao Xiuying, "Mom, you didn't bring many clothes. Why don't you go buy two with Xiaoli and bring some coal back. We don't have much coal left!"
Miao Xiuying said she understood: "Okay, I'll take your dad to buy two sets of clothes so he won't freeze like a quail. When winter comes, his old bones become very stiff. I'm afraid he'll die."
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