Chapter 69 I Want to Die



Jiang Yan had no doubt that he had the urge to kill, and the blood was almost rushing to his forehead.

He saw the group of people standing there and pointed, "Yang Gangtie, did you pick my matsutake mushrooms?"

"And you, Shen Chuanzong, you are going to kill me! Do you know how long I have been sleeping in the mountains?"

"Oh my, you are a bunch of unlucky people, you are going to force me to death!"

Li Dashan had just dozed off when he woke up and saw that the matsutake mushrooms he had been guarding for several days had been picked up. He felt like the world had fallen.

Woo woo woo, I feel like dying.

When Jiang Yan saw the matsutake in the basket, Shen Chuanzong felt a little guilty and kicked him to the ground: "Dashan, this is all you can do! I picked these matsutake!"

He puffed out his chest, looking like, "What can you do to me?"

Nonsense, of course he knew that Dashan had been guarding the matsutake mushrooms in the shed here for several days.

He was so wicked that he got up very early, and after picking the fruits, he was still sleeping with his butt bent!

Dashan was furious: "Chen Chuanzong, you are a bastard, I will fight you, my matsutake mushroom!"

He rushed over and wanted to fight with Shen Chuanzong, but was grabbed by Lu Xiao.

"I made soup with the Matsutake mushrooms for your sister-in-law! You are still so wild, boy!"

Dashan opened his squinting eyes wide, thinking he had seen wrongly. He rubbed his eyes and said uncertainly: "Oh my god, Brother Xiao! Are you back?"

Dashan hasn't come down the mountain for several days, just to protect the matsutake mushrooms!

Seeing that he was awake, Lu Xiao let him go and said, "This is my girlfriend! Give your Matsutake mushroom to her."

Dashan's eyes widened when he saw her, and he took two steps back in fear, "She...she is your girlfriend?"

No, we all grew up wearing split pants, when did you start eating so well?

Dashan also reacted quickly. He rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, I am Dashan. Do you think that matsutake is enough? I have a few more at home! I will send them to you!"

Seeing his ugly appearance, Shen Chuanzong spat twice, and said, "Tsk, men are more or less obsessed with looks."

Jiang Yan chuckled: "Hello, I'm Jiang Yan!"

She felt that Lu Xiao and his group of childhood friends were very interesting and it was easy to get along with them.

Dashan's smile was even more worthless, "Sister-in-law, come pick some mushrooms too! Go over there, they're growing well!"

He pointed in a direction, and Lu Xiao patted him on the shoulder: "Good boy, come to our house for dinner in a few days, your sister-in-law and I will treat you!"

Dashan grinned at the honor, "Okay, brother, we'll come to your house in a few days, take your sister-in-law to pick it up."

After saying that, Lu Xiao took Jiang Yan away. The others made faces and looked very teary but did not follow them.

Jiang Yan looked at the mushrooms emerging from the pine grove, which were consistent with the red umbrellas and white stems described on the Internet in later generations.

Tsk, could this be... the legendary thing that will make you lie down after eating it!

Seeing her curiosity, Lu Xiao explained, "That's Amanita phalloides, also known as toad mushrooms. It has hallucinogenic effects. If you eat too much, there's no need to save the person. Just find a good grave and keep watch at home for a few days. It's popular in the village to have ten people per table."

Oh, this man is quite humorous.

Jiang Yan raised the corner of her mouth: "Which ones can be picked up?"

Lu Xiao was afraid that she would trip over the dead tree, so he pulled her and carefully taught her how to identify mushrooms.

Lu Li acted as the background and began to bend down to look for mushrooms. When he saw the one in the thatched grass, he lay down with his butt sticking out.

When he saw those chicken mushrooms clustered together, he screamed, "Brother, look, these chicken mushrooms are so big! Is this going to be a success?"

He thought that most of the items had been picked up by others, but this time he got a chance to make a profit.

Seeing him making a fuss, Lu Xiao spat and said, "Pick it up, stop making noise!"

He pulled Jiang Yan aside and looked at the wild fruit trees with red and black bayberries hanging on them.

Jiang Yan felt a pain in her teeth, but she quickly picked one and put it in her mouth, leaving Lu Xiao no time to stop her.

"Hiss, oh my god! My left eye is squinting, and my right eye is twitching. It's so sore that I'm throbbing. It feels so good."

Lu Xiao opened the military water bottle he carried with him and asked her to rinse her mouth, so that she would not be able to bite the steamed buns tomorrow.

He looked at Jiang Yan and said helplessly, "Yan Yan, these are all taken back to make wine, or dried into bayberries. Can your teeth bear it if you eat them like this?"

Jiang Yan drank a few sips before she felt better. The sour taste made her eyes red.

Lu Xiao reached out and wiped her carefully.

Then he took out a piece of White Rabbit candy from his bag, peeled off the candy wrapper and stuffed it into her mouth, just like he was treating a child.

"Hmm, still sore?"

Jiang Yan felt sweet in her heart and shook her head: "Not sour anymore!"

It must be said that this daddy boyfriend is very considerate! She herself didn't even think about it so much!

The feeling of being taken care of is damn good. I was right about this man.

Lu Xiao said in a deep voice: "The fruits in the mountains are very sour. If you want to eat them, we can pick them and steam them and dip them in sugar!"

Ah, is there any other way to eat it?

Jiang Yan refused. "Forget it, let's pick mushrooms. Where's Lu Li? Why is he gone?"

Lu Li stretched out a hand from the weeds, as excited as if he had taken drugs: "Sister-in-law, I'm here, look what I found!

Ah, chanterelles! Today is such a good day that I couldn’t find it on the almanac! What…what is that?”

Lu Li pointed at a low-lying pine cone, pounced over in ecstasy, and carefully opened it. When he saw the large red onion boletus, he covered his throbbing heart.

"Oh, this is going to happen!"

Jiang Yan rubbed her hands and wanted to pick some pineapple buns too.

Well, I have to show him what good luck is.

When the others heard his voice, they rushed over, and when they saw the large porcini mushrooms, their eyes turned red with envy.

It’s strange, I didn’t see them so dense when I came here before!

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