Chapter 30: Can’t resist the call of nature?
Jiang Yueyao is a girl with strong action ability.
So, she sneaked directly to the guest room in the backyard.
Jiang Yuehua did notice Jiang Yueyao's movements, but...
If there weren't so many customers here, she would have wanted to go and see what the excitement was like!
Outside a guest room in Jiang Mansion.
Jiang Yueyao hid in the corner and eavesdropped happily.
“Bang!”
[Oh my god, this slap is really loud]
【Well done, let's do some more highlights! 】
[Li Yunyun, come on!!!]
“Bang!”
[Oh my god, a slap in the face doesn’t make you feel better? You actually just do it? ]
[Hurry up, hurry up, I like to hear it! 】
[Don't give me face, be ruthless! ]
“Bang!”
[The cup is smashed, the cup is smashed! Broken porcelain pieces are definitely coming! ]
[Oh my, that picture, it makes me happy just thinking about it...]
[Why is there no perspective mirror in the system mall? Bad review! ]
“Boom!”
Uh, this time it was the sound of Lin Shilan pushing the door and running out. Jiang Yueyao, who was hiding in the corner, could clearly see the red palm print on Lin Shilan's face and the tea on the corner of her clothes.
【Is this the end?】
[The princess is still not very good, why didn't she ask someone to block the door first? 】
Jiang Yueyao shook her head.
No wonder in the original book, Li Yunyun was a princess and had the Queen as her strong backer, but she not only failed to do anything to Lin Shilan, but was harmed by Lin Shilan instead.
【People, don’t be too simple】
Although the show was exciting, Jiang Yueyao still felt...uncomfortable.
You can add some more ingredients.
Glancing at the direction Lin Shilan ran, Jiang Yueyao chased after her like a little fox in the snow.
'Tong, open the mall quickly!'
After opening the system mall, Jiang Yueyao quickly found what she wanted.
Concentrated deodorant, 500 ml only 9.9
Jiang Yueyao didn't hesitate and threw 10 taels of silver in. The system mall came with a few small beads. After these beads were filled with odorant, they would melt after a while, and then... the odorant inside would evaporate completely~
It is simply a perfect assistant for sneak attacks.
For example, now...
Jiang Yueyao took a shortcut to the road that Lin Shilan had to take to return to the garden, and then... lay on the rockery and waited for Lin Shilan.
"Tick, tick, tick~"
Sure enough, after a while, Lin Shilan appeared.
With a wave of her little hand, a few beads fell into Lin Shilan's hood.
[Hehehe, now it’s time to watch the excitement]
…
…
When Jiang Yueyao strolled back to the garden, she saw Lin Shilan had already returned, holding the hands of several little sisters and crying.
He didn't say anything, let alone say a bad word about Li Yunyun, but he showed the palm print on his face clearly.
This immediately caused a group of girls around to be filled with indignation, and even a few ladies could not help shaking their heads.
This girl from the Lin family is so pitiful.
"Sister Lin, I think you are just too good-tempered. It's obviously not your fault!"
Fang Qingxue also came to the Jiang family's banquet today, but she started to find faults as soon as she arrived.
The tea was too cold, the garden was ugly, the hospitality was not warm, and the snacks were too low-end...
At this moment, someone was wronged in the Jiang family, and Fang Qingxue actively jumped out to "uphold justice".
"And the Jiang family is the same... They know what kind of personality Princess Changping has, but they still let you go to help her change clothes. Isn't that like asking you to be an air pump?"
"I think the Jiang family has bad intentions... uh, what's that?"
Fang Qingxue was speaking excitedly when she suddenly frowned.
then……
"Ugh, it stinks, what on earth stinks so bad?!"
"It's so disgusting, so disgusting!"
"You... Jiang Yueyao, is this how you, the Jiang family, treat guests?!"
"I, I want to tell everyone that you, the Jiang family, actually..."
Fang Qingxue was almost fainted by the stench, and when she saw Jiang Yueyao strolling over, the flame of her anger burned even more fiercely.
I'm almost going to heaven.
"Smelly? Why don't I smell it?"
Jiang Yueyao shook her head 'innocently'.
I'm in Phuket.
"Obviously, our garden only has the scent of plum blossoms. We've been here for such a long time and there's no smell. You...wait...that smell is clearly coming from you! Fang Qingxue, could it be that you...can't resist the call of nature?"
"Oh my god, Fang Qingxue, I never thought you would be such a person?!"
"You actually did that in public!"
Jiang Yueyao covered her nose with her hand, but her big eyes were still rolling around on Fang Qingxue.
Fang Qingxue didn't understand at first what the call of nature and the meaning of "hmm" and "ah" meant.
but……
After noticing that Jiang Yueyao's eyes were always looking at her lower body, especially that part, Fang Qingxue's face suddenly turned red.
"Jiang Yueyao, what are you talking about? I, I didn't do that!"
Jiang Yueyao: "You have it, you have it, you have it!"
Fang Qingxue: "I didn't, I didn't, I didn't!"
Jiang Yueyao: “You have!”
Fang Qingxue: "I didn't!"
Jiang Yueyao: “You have!”
Fang Qingxue: ...
Fang Qingxue took a deep breath and took the initiative to break the cycle.
"I'm wearing priceless Western spices, how could they possibly smell bad? Not to mention those... those boring words you said."
"Humph, he is indeed a military commander, but he is rude and uneducated!"
Jiang Yueyao: "Wow, these are the invaluable Western spices. We, the military commanders, only know how to defend our country and the border, and only know how to fight for our future with our lives, but we don't know what these invaluable Western spices taste like. It's really great to be the daughter of the Minister of Revenue. The salary of the Minister of Revenue must be very high. I'm really jealous."
Fang Qingxue: ...
Why does Jiang Yueyao always dwell on this issue?
and……
Fang Qingxue obviously noticed the strange looks from the ladies nearby, and she immediately screamed like a screaming chicken that was stepped on.
"You're talking nonsense! My father didn't do that!"
Jiang Yueyao: "You have it, you have it, you have it!"
Fang Qingxue: "I didn't, I didn't, I didn't!"
Jiang Yueyao: “You have!”
Fang Qingxue's eyes widened: "I didn't!"
Jiang Yueyao's eyes widened: "You have!"
Fang Qingxue: ...
[Hahahahaha, you can’t say that to me, right? 】
[Compare your glares with me. I’ve been invincible in the neighborhood my whole life. No naughty kid can compete with me as the glare king! ]
[You want to fight with your sister for just a chicken eye? Impossible! 】
[But to be honest, this chicken eye is not very smart... It's Lin Shilan who is smelly, why is she rushing up so hard? ]
[I've heard of people looking for scolding, I've heard of people looking for beating, but this is the first time I've heard of people looking for someone to stink]
[Eh~~~]
Jiang Yueyao covered her nose and took two steps back again.