Chapter 38 What's wrong with us? Kiss you?

Ji Tang picked up three tissues.

Introduce the rules: "Tear the tissue mouth to mouth. One person bites the tissue, and the other person tears it with his mouth. Both parties take turns, and each person can do it up to three times. The group of guests with the smallest tissue left at the end wins and becomes today's tour guide!"

The live broadcast room was in an uproar.

"Frog fun! Wasabi excitement!"

"It sounds more ambiguous than biting a cookie! PockyKiss only needs to be controlled within one centimeter, but tearing the tissue paper makes you want to keep a negative distance!"

“Shush! I want to shush!”

"Hehe, I want to see the beautiful girl take the initiative to come closer and tear it apart. The last two times, it was the floor owner who came up."

The audience rubbed their hands in anticipation.

But Lin Rong was like facing a formidable enemy: "Help! Why is this happening again! Even if you take a step back, can't you just skip the game and let me stay at the bottom of the list?"

Ji Tang smiled cheerfully: "Don't struggle, Larongbao, just go ahead, the worst that can happen is you'll just admit defeat in advance."

Lin Rong looked up at the sky in despair.

Then he looked away and squinted at Shang Xu unhappily: "God knows how painful it is for me to be with him. This variety show is really chilling."

Shang Xu sneered and raised his eyelids.

He glanced at Lin Rong with an ambiguous look in his eyes: "So you still have that thing?"

"Your thing is only three centimeters long and that's considered a thing! You make me so angry every day that my breasts are growing and I can't even have my period and ovulate?"

Lin Rong was so angry at Shang Xu that he rolled his eyes and wished he could get rid of his short legs and jump up to hit him with his bolero.

The interaction between these two bickering lovers is really hilarious.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed “Hahahaha” non-stop.

Ji Tang gave everyone some time to discuss tactics and allowed them to temporarily turn off their microphones and avoid the camera.

Under the flower stand in the corridor.

Lou Yanjing was dressed in high-quality black, leaning unrestrainedly in the interweaving light and shadow.

His collar was loose and two buttons of his black shirt were undone. The sliding sunlight occasionally fell on his straight collarbone, which was as cold and white as jade, and was somewhat scorching.

Ji Tang just announced free time.

Li Zhi flapped her wings and ran to this corridor, occupying the flower stand in the yard, and swayed slowly.

Lou Yanjing glanced at her nonchalantly, "How do you think about today's game tactics?"

"Just to be polite?" Li Zhi looked up.

She grabbed the rope with both hands and tilted her neck back like a swan to look at him: "Anyway, the stakes of today's game are not high, and there are only a few attractions to visit in the city center, so it doesn't really matter whether we win or not."

Ji Tang said to discuss tactics.

Little did he know that Li Zhi and Lou Yanjing had a special alliance, and he actually took the opportunity to chat with them.

Lou Yanjing raised his eyebrows slightly and asked, "Does our Miss Zhizhi have such a low desire to win today?"

"There are times for winning and losing." Li Zhi blinked, "After all, it's not appropriate for the two of us to always be like that."

"What?" Lou Yan spoke leisurely in Beijing dialect.

Li Zhi held the swing rope and straightened up, then loosened the rope and put her thumbs together and gently touched them together.

“Oh——” Lou Yanjing pretended to realize something.

But just when Li Zhi thought they were about to reach a consensus, Lou Yanjing smiled deeply, bent over, and pressed his hot lips to her ear: "Kiss you?"

Li Zhi's earlobe felt numb instantly.

The low, magnetic and sexy voice pressed against the sensitive soft flesh of her ear, and at that moment it suddenly went straight to her heart.

Li Zhi's eyes suddenly widened: "Lou Yanjing! Don't put it so bluntly!"

Otherwise she will have another erotic dream tonight!

Lou Yanjing curled his lips nonchalantly and chuckled lazily, "Wasn't my first kiss taken away by Miss Zhizhi? We kissed fiercely that night, and now you think I'm too straightforward?"

Li Zhi: “…”

"That's not important." She paused for two seconds, "Today's paper towel tearing game is not that important either."

"Okay." Lou Yanjing nodded lazily.

Li Zhi was surprised and lifted her eyelids slightly: "Really? Then let's act well and don't let people think that we are not in harmony with each other, which will affect the judgment of the landlord on your eligibility to inherit."

"Yeah." Lou Yanjing lazily turned around and leaned against the swing frame, unbuttoning the sleeves of his shirt.

Li Zhi was about to high-five him to reach a consensus.

But then I heard Lou Yan speak in a loose tone of Beijing dialect: "As long as you don't mind Jiang Zhiyou taking away the tour guide rights, and letting her arrange the whole day and lead you by the nose, it's fine."

Li Zhi's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air.

She raised her eyes to look at Lou Yanjing, and saw that his eyelashes were slightly lowered, and his gaze returned to her: "As for me——"

"The worst that can happen is that my relatives will laugh at me and say that my wife doesn't love me, doesn't want to kiss me, and that she dislikes me."

“…”

"But Miss Zhizhi's opinion is more important."

“…”

"I'm fine."

“…”

"real."

Lou Yanjing's eyelashes were half closed, and the light that filtered through the gaps in the flower stand flowed down his forehead and fell onto his eyelids, making his usually dark pupils appear a little lighter.

Looks innocent.

Li Zhi didn't care whether he was innocent or not, she was only thinking about the first half of the sentence: "Was Jiang Zhiyou leading him by the nose?"

"She should be quite proud of it." Lou Yanjing said.

Li Zhi's heart suddenly began to waver.

Just at this moment, Jiang Zhiyou suddenly walked towards her and called her name softly: "Zhizhi."

Li Zhi's entire spine felt numb.

She glanced at him with her beautiful eyes and quickly reached out her hand: "Stop."

Jiang Zhiyou pretended to be confused and paused, and was about to act as if she was aggrieved.

Then I heard Li Zhiliang said, "Please stay away from me, Miss Zhen Qian. I have had claustrophobia since I was a child and cannot get close to people with ulterior motives."

"Zhizhi, I know you still blame me..."

Jiang Zhiyou bit her lip lightly: "Actually, I came here specially for Brother Yanze."

Li Zhi blocked her ears and didn't want to listen.

But Jiang Zhiyou was still talking to herself: "Brother Yanze promised me that no matter what kind of game it is today, he will help me win first place."

"Yesterday, he felt bad for disappointing you, so he was distracted while chewing the biscuit. He was actually afraid that you would feel sad if you saw us being intimate in front of him."

Li Zhi: “…”

Of course, plugging your ears with your hands is useless.

Li Zhi still heard this outrageous speech.

She couldn't stand it any longer, so she pulled her hand away and glanced at him lightly: "Can you two clear your minds before talking to me?"

"Anyway." Jiang Zhiyou pursed her lips, "I just wanted to ask you, if we tear tissues intimately later, you won't mind, right?"

"I do mind it." Li Zhi sneered with her red lips raised, "I'm afraid I'll vomit if I see this kind of scene too much."

Jiang Zhiyou: “…”

"But it doesn't matter." Li Zhi tilted her head, "I got a rabies vaccine, so I shouldn't be afraid of you."

Lou Yanjing chuckled quietly beside him.

Jiang Zhiyou looked very bad.

She didn't expect that Li Zhi really didn't want to put on an act at all, and took advantage of the fact that there was no sound or camera following her to speak such vicious words to her.

How could Lou Yanjing like her???

"That's good." Jiang Zhiyou pretended not to understand.

She just smiled and said, "If Zhizhi doesn't mind, Brother Yanze can be close to me without any burden. We have to take the first place today~~~"

Li Zhi nodded perfunctorily.

I waved goodbye quickly as if I was allergic to her.

So Jiang Zhiyou shook the ostrich feather on her off-shoulder dress again and turned around to go back to find Fu Yanze.

Li Zhi was speechless.

She turned to look at Lou Yanjing: "Even tofu has a brain, why doesn't Jiang Zhiyou have one? Why did she come to me? Why did she think I would mind Fu Yanze being close to her? I wish they could be locked up and never come out to cause trouble again, okay!"

"Maybe..." Lou Yanjing said lazily and arrogantly, "Maybe I thought you were a veterinarian."

Li Zhi: “…”

That does make sense.

"Xiaolou classmate." Li Zhi realized, "I find that you are indeed quite foresighted."

"What?" He glanced at her lazily.

Li Zhi raised her chin proudly: "This competition has nothing to do with the tour guide rights. The more important thing is that we can't let the rabies patient and her fiancé with a messed up brain take first place."

Lou Yanjing smiled with her lips raised: "Your Majesty is wise."

"So, cancel the plan just now!" The fighting little swan suddenly stood up again.

Li Zhi rekindled his fighting spirit: "Don't be polite to me during the competition later, let's fight with the smallest one! I'm sure I'll take first place today!!!"

A smile sparkled in Lou Yanjing's eyes.

His eyes curled up slightly, and his voice was sexy and low: "Okay, I'll listen to my wife."