Chapter 56 Immortal Cultivation 1
"Well, the story of Anatole and Darien has come to a perfect end."
Jun Zhaoliu snapped the script in his hand, grabbed the small ball of light floating in the air, and pulled it hard to both sides.
"Host, this is not your style."
001 has gradually become accustomed to Jun Zhaoliu's "hands" on him, and is no longer as startled as before.
According to Jun Zhaoliu's previous temperament, before leaving, he wanted to turn into a "knife spirit" and show off dozens of knives to be satisfied, which was full of mischief.
This time, his means were rare and gentle.
"Well, you ask me why?"
Jun Zhaoliu touched his chin and thought about it.
"It turns out that little Wade is too cute! After all, I raised this child myself, and I still feel a little reluctant to let him go."
Little Wade also deserves a bright and unobstructed future.
Children should have a complete childhood.
"I'm not so crazy that I would even kill a child of a few years old?"
Jun Zhaoliu grabbed 001 who had struggled to escape from the "claws" again and pinched him hard.
"Xiaoyi, I am such a person in your mind, huh?"
"... Not really, oh sister..."
001 was pinched so hard that he turned around.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore."
Jun Zhaoliu had pinched enough and finally let go of the small light ball.
"What is the next world?"
"Well, let me see," the small light ball flashed a few times, "It's a world of cultivation!"
"Cultivation... It seems like I haven't been there for a long time."
I remember that Jun Zhaoliu took over the mission of a world of cultivation many years ago.
After the crazy disciples of that small world were possessed by the devil, they didn't want to be the good demon lord, but insisted on forcing love on their master.
Now, the Master's rare tenderness towards you has been worn away by you. Moreover,
the life span of a cultivator is so long that even if he is persuaded by soft and hard tactics, he still has to be thick-skinned and sell himself miserably. It is better to gain more favor in front of the person you like than to be burned to death, right?
And there are those cultivators who are the best at nothing but adding fuel to the fire. Jun Zhaoliu has nothing to say.
Seeing that the protagonist is about to turn evil and destroy the world, the world consciousness contacted the Space-Time Administration for self-rescue.
Jun Zhaoliu was miserable when he thought of the days of being tortured by that world.
It was not physical damage, but mental torture, and exhaustion.
Jun Zhaoliu thought for a few seconds and sighed, "Isn't it another 'cold master, blackened disciple, forced love'?"
001 sensed Jun Zhaoliu's emotions and quickly explained, "No, no, the worlds we picked are all normal functioning worlds."
"What about the apocalyptic world before that?" Jun Zhaoliu raised his eyebrows.
001 choked up, "...well, that was an accident, yes, a special situation."
"Okay, a special situation."
Jun Zhaoliu shrugged nonchalantly.
"By the way, the technical department notified that according to the previous observation data, I have been optimized, and you, the host, will not feel uncomfortable when you split the vest."
001 was very excited and jumped up and down in front of Jun Zhaoliu, asking for praise.
"Well, not bad."
Jun Zhaoliu touched the small light ball, "Anything else?"
"Of course, it was easy to cross-frequency before, but after optimization, both the fluency and independence of the vest have reached a higher level."
001's eyes flashed with joy.
The host was too amazing. It felt that there was no other use for him except providing the vest. Now he could finally help a little.
"Well, Xiaoyi is getting better and better."
Jun Zhaoliu continued to praise him generously.
"Host, do you want to rest for a while before going to the next world?"
"Okay, let's go back to the Time Management Bureau to see other people." Jun Zhaoliu nodded.
It was ten o'clock in the evening, and the Time Management Bureau was brightly lit.
"Damn it - which bastard is causing trouble again?! Such a big hole has been poked in the world wall? Quick, quick, quick! Technicians, hurry up and fix it!"
The technical director cursed as he looked at the huge red alarm on the big screen, and his hairline moved back another centimeter.
"Director Yun, it's no good. The black hole is still expanding. If we don't calm down, it will definitely not be fixed..."
The technician sat on the chair, wanting to cry but not crying, his fingers left afterimages.
"Contact the Operations Department to arrest this guy, and notify the world consciousness of that small world, and ask him to sign a disclaimer, saying that he will not be held responsible for the beating of his naughty child."
"Really, day after day, can you be a little quiet?! Ah!?"
Yun Qi touched his hair and was heartbroken to find that there were several more strands of hair that had unfortunately fallen off in his hand.
When Jun Zhaoliu walked in, he happened to see his former minister squatting in the corner with his head covered and growing mushrooms.
"Yun Qi, why are you squatting here again?"
Jun Zhaoliu saw the familiar figure squatting in the corner at a glance and walked closer with a smile.
"Zhaoliu - why did you come just now -"
As soon as he saw Jun Zhaoliu, Yun Qi stood up from the ground, hugged Jun Zhaoliu, and complained to him with tears in his eyes:
"Zhaoliu, you don't know how painful I am after you left, endless overtime... black holes that can't be repaired... and damn naughty children!"
When mentioning the "naughty children" in each world, Yun Qi's face twisted instantly, and he turned his head to look at Jun Zhaoliu with grief and a sad look.
"It's all the director's fault for insisting on snatching you away from me. What should I do if you leave..."
"I can't live a day without you."
"Okay, okay, stop, stop."
Jun Zhaoliu pinched Yun Qi's chattering mouth and shut up manually, and remembered the day he left when Yun Qi hugged his thigh and cried.
Yunqi's physical age is unknown, but his mental age is three years old. He looks young and energetic, but his heart is dark and crawling.
Based on past experience, if Yunqi is allowed to continue talking like this, three days and three nights may not be enough for him to finish.
"I just came back to rest and came to see you. I feel relieved to see that you are still so energetic."
Jun Zhaoliu looked at Yunqi's resentful eyes and patted his shoulder with relief.
"Be careful or I curse you to meet a 'naughty child' in the next world..."
Yunqi let go of his hand and squatted in the corner again, drawing circles on the ground with a branch that came from nowhere.
Jun Zhaoliu held his forehead and smiled helplessly: "What a vicious curse."
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After visiting acquaintances one by one, Jun Zhaoliu returned to the mission space.
"Okay, let's go to the next world now."
"Okay, host, please wait a moment--"
"Vest connecting--" "
Connected to the world plane--"
At the last moment when the vision changed, Jun Zhaoliu seemed to hear a barely audible crisp sound in his ear, like the sound of glass breaking.