Chapter 125 Going to the dock to get some French fries [6k]
He Guijiang usually lives in the gates of hell for a long time and rarely pays attention to things in the outside world.
It was just that I had accidentally heard a colleague mention that Lu Wenwu seemed to have done something earth-shattering and very famous in the outside world, so I had a slight impression of him.
When Lu Wenwu mentioned cooking by himself, he suddenly became hesitant, not knowing what the other party was up to.
The other old ghosts who were watching the fun gave General He crazy looks, but he was still confused, not knowing why his old brothers suddenly had a stroke, with their mouths and eyes crooked.
The deputy commander seemed to find this amusing and chuckled, "Agree to it. Those wealthy guys in the outside world are asking for about a year's salary for a meal for this little Tyrannosaurus. Look at those wolves over there, scratching their heads and ears anxiously, they're almost ready to agree on your behalf."
"Duduo less? One year!?"
He Guijiang suddenly felt a buzzing in his head and became completely stunned.
One meal costs me a whole year’s salary!
If you don’t understand the life of rich people, wait a minute!
The person you are begging for food is the guy in front of you who calls himself the Invincible Tyrannosaurus God of War?
Finally, an old ghost on the side couldn't help but tease, "If you really despise it, then give me this opportunity. I don't despise it. Then I will invite you to the Ghost Tower and have fun. I will order the four most expensive top brands to accompany you to drink the best spiritual wine."
"Yes, Lao He, just because of our long-standing friendship, you can give it to me. I will definitely handle this matter clearly for you." The other old ghost said with a smile, "The waters here are too complicated. You can't handle it. Leave it to me, I will handle it for you."
"If you ask me, Lao He, you should give me this opportunity, no! Give me this trouble. I am the ghost who is most willing to help ghosts. I am nicknamed "Timely Rain Xiao Song" by ghosts."
“.”
"Forget it, I'm an honest ghost, I won't tease you anymore."
Amidst the chatter, a ghost who looked honest curled his lips.
"The man in front of you who just nearly beat you to death is now respected throughout the restaurant industry as the Fifth Brother. Many gourmets even call him the 'God of Egg-Filled Pancakes.' He's currently the newly appointed R&D Engineer and Spiritual Cuisine Consultant for the General Administration of Food."
"I can't say anything else about Fifth Brother, but in the field of egg-filled pancakes, he is absolutely worthy of the title." A pot-bellied ghost raised his thumb and pointed upwards.
"The god who controls egg-filled pancakes!" He Guijiang's mouth dropped open. "God of Mount Tai, are they serious? The word 'god' shouldn't be used so casually here!"
"No problem."
Even the deputy commander, who had been as cold as a knife before, curled up the corners of his mouth slightly.
"Tyrannosaurus's egg-filled pancake cooking realm is at the level of all-encompassing godhood."
"I, I, this."
General He was so frightened that he couldn't speak and was about to talk nonsense.
Seeing this, the deputy commander shook his head helplessly, and simply agreed on his behalf. He then signaled the group of ghosts watching the fun nearby to take General He back to the dormitory to rest.
These ghosts who are in the "guard" position have dormitories and barracks here, unlike the other civil servants who take the shuttle boat to and from get off work every day.
Those new civil servants who had passed the exam as ghost soldiers were also taken by another ghost general to undergo a new round of basic tests.
The deputy commander signaled Lu Wenwu to follow him, skipping those unnecessary preparatory procedures and going directly through the special procedures to enter the public trial and selection stage of various departments.
If he really lets go and pushes the Sun's True Fire to its limit, even an S-rank Ghost King would be able to take a few hits.
This fire has too much restraint on ghosts, and the tests set up for ordinary ghosts are meaningless to them.
Halfway through, the deputy commander suddenly asked in a low voice: "What's the name of your last punch?"
"Ba Quan, [Inheritance] quality." Lu Wenwu answered truthfully, "Although after adding a lot of my own understanding, it is different from the original [Inheritance] quality Ba Quan, but the root is indeed this."
"Because the sun is really hot?" the deputy commander asked.
"It's hard to say. My Sun True Fire came accidentally after chewing a piece of Burning Sun Crystal. It tasted average, but the texture was quite good, a bit like a chocolate lava cake."
After thinking for a while, Lu Wenwu shrugged and continued to answer with some uncertainty.
"As for boxing, maybe it's because I have a slight talent for it? I originally drew a [Unique Skill] deduction card, but halfway through using it, my power of thought suddenly kicked in, and the final card turned out to be [Inherent Skill] level. I don't know exactly what happened!"
The Sun Essence extracted from the Three-legged Crow, the Burning Sun Crystal!?
Took a bite?
And also mastered the true fire of the sun?
Listen to yourself, is this human language?
That thing is something that ordinary people rarely come across in thousands of years. Any lucky person who gets it will take good care of it, look for all kinds of rare auxiliary materials to make it into pills or something else, and use or refine it bit by bit.
If the affinity with the flame is even a little bit off, it will be reduced to ashes on the spot once it is refined into the body!
You just chew it with your mouth.
The deputy commander is now a little suspicious of Gui Sheng.
If the first half of Lu Wenwu's words just made him a little unbearable, the second half made the deputy commander want to hit someone on the spot.
You used a [Secret Skill]-level deduction card to deduce a [Inheritance]-level boxing technique to the [Foundation] level, and you still say that you only have a little bit of talent?
Less than two years after becoming a player, he advanced to B-level at the speed of light and cultivated two boxing techniques to the level of [Grandmaster].
Ba Quan has already touched the edge of [Reaching the Pinnacle] and is about to comprehend the true meaning of martial arts!
You're telling me this is a little bit of talent?
How is this small?
Oh, do you want to listen to what you are talking about?
The current deputy commander is very popular.
He was constantly reciting the Heart Cleansing Mantra to suppress the wild power in his body that was about to be out of control.
What Lu Wenwu said just now was just like a top student explaining a problem to a super poor student.
"This is a free question. You can figure out the result at a glance, and then just write down the main steps."
"First this, then this, then that, and the answer is there. Isn't it simple? You don't even need to use your brain."
"What? You didn't understand at all?"
"Such a simple question, you said you don't understand it at all. Are you trying to make fun of me?"
The top student couldn't understand why the poor student couldn't see the idea of this easy-to-score question and calculate the result at a glance.
Even poor students cannot understand why the top students can solve the last and most difficult question in the college entrance examination mathematics paper at a glance without any calculations or verifications.
Both sides found it unbelievable and thought the other was playing a joke on them.
Actually.
I can only say that sometimes the gap between people is even greater than the gap between ghosts and fur.
"Well, even though it's not exactly the same, there are still successors."
After a long while, the deputy commander seemed to have finally let go of something and muttered these words to himself.
"But, after all, he is not you, nor does he look like you."
"well"
Lu Wenwu didn't know what the deputy commander was mumbling in front of him, he just felt like sneezing suddenly.
Why do I sneeze?
It must be because I have been too busy recently and haven’t eaten much egg-filled pancakes.
Please ask He Guijiang to make some more food after that meal in the evening.
Soon, the deputy commander brought Lu Wenwu to a place similar to a conference room.
At the front of the conference room, behind a long row of tables sat a dozen ghosts with different appearances. There was an upside-down sign on the table in front of each ghost.
Theoretically, the names of the various departments should be written on it, but I don’t know why it was transferred.
As for the back end, there was only one chair, which was obviously for the interviewee to sit on.
Under the scrutiny of the ghosts, Lu Wenwu walked forward calmly and sat down with his horse and sword, without any stage fright.
The deputy commander cast a look at the old ghosts, turned and left, closing the door.
"Ahem, hello? Hello?" The middle-aged male ghost sitting in the middle fiddled with the microphone with his fingers. "Invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex, huh?"
"Yes." Lu Wenwu nodded.
"Your grades are excellent across the board, meeting all the requirements for joining the Ghost Gate Security Bureau. We will now conduct a final interview with you, which will determine your subsequent position and the extent of your responsibilities."
"All the information and basic files regarding the Invincible Tyrannosaurus War God have been delivered to you. Interested department heads, please inquire in order."
Those who are sitting here now are all old ghosts with top strength.
The soul power can take in everything at a glance.
After they looked at each other, a female ghost who looked quite capable spoke first: "What do you think of small animals?"
"Small animals?" Lu Wenwu pondered for a moment and replied, "I like them very much."
"How much do you like it?"
“You have to see it every day.”
"every day?"
"Yes, every day."
"Where did you see him?"
"Of course it's in my stomach. It's essential for every meal. If I can't eat meat, what's the point of living?" Lu Wenwu answered bluntly and asked in return.
The ghost woman narrowed her eyes slightly, her pale face showing no emotion. "If someone forbids you from seeing them every day, what will you do?"
"I'll just punch him in the head and teach him a lesson. Don't meddle in other people's business anymore." Lu Wenwu answered truthfully. "If it's a non-humanoid creature, I can let them enter my stomach instead of the small animals."
"What if it's a soul?"
"Catch it and take it to the Demon Subduing Division to give it to Bo to eat. Oh, yes, Bo is the elephant I'm responsible for raising. I have a good relationship with him, so just treat it as a snack for him."
"Very good, very good. I like your answer very much."
The female ghost smiled with satisfaction and reached out to turn over the sign in front of her.
【Alien Invasive Species Safety Management Office】
Invasive alien species
Lu Wenwu suddenly remembered the multiple-choice question he had done in the previous exam.
There really aren't pea shooters, nut sunflowers, magic cats, etc., right?
Next, it was the turn of a ghost who looked similar to the deputy commander to ask questions.
Judging from his appearance, he was probably a military commander when he was alive, or he has been serving in the underworld's army since he passed away.
"What is your purpose in gaining power and making yourself stronger and stronger?" This warrior ghost asked a soul-searching question that was very spiritual.
"Purpose?" Lu Wenwu thought for a moment and replied uncertainly, "To make more egg-filled pancakes with different flavors and ingredients?"
General Ghost: “?”
He was stunned for a moment, and it took him several seconds to react.
"Perhaps you haven't understood my meaning correctly. What I'm trying to express is the ultimate goal you've pursued in this life. Ultimately, what is the purpose of cultivation? Don't you enjoy the joy of battle and the scenery along the way?"
"I enjoy it, of course I enjoy it. My strong body makes me happy, and the exciting adventure makes me feel happy both physically and mentally."
"So, what is your ultimate pursuit in cultivation? To achieve great things? To conquer the battlefield? To become the patriarch of a clan? To live a life of freedom and ease?"
This time, Lu Wenwu answered loudly and confidently, "To make more egg-filled pancakes with different flavors and ingredients! I just eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat!"
“.”
The general ghost suddenly became jade.
Lu Wenwu is definitely a good seedling, and he doesn't want to let him go.
However, he now really wanted to catch the ghosts in the Ghost Resources Department who were responsible for the physical examination and ask them one by one how this guy with unlimited potential but abnormal thinking passed the physical examination?
Are you sure he's in such a state of mind that he can really hold a position in the Ghost Gate Security Bureau?
An old ghost next to him couldn't help but burst out laughing.
He patted Wujianggui's arm and said teasingly with a wink, "Look at it on the bright side. This kid is at least a very pure person with an extremely firm heart, isn't he? If he didn't have this stubbornness, he wouldn't have been able to master the skill of egg-filled pancakes to the point of mastery."
General Ghost: “.”
Thank you!
That was a good enlightenment. Don’t say it next time.
After thinking it over, he finally turned the sign in front of him over.
【External Information Security Department】
The name
It should be an organization similar to the MI6, the CIA, and the KGB, right?
Engage in espionage operations and intelligence and stuff.
Perhaps in the overall planning of the underworld's Yin army, this could be considered part of the scouts.
Thinking this way, Lu Wenwu silently refused to join this department in his heart.
He still has a good understanding of himself.
It's okay to play poker like Bond, but isn't participating in covert operations and intelligence gathering just pure fun?
When I go to a dungeon myself, I always just grab the items without worrying about anything else.
It must be said that most of the departments under the Guimenguan Security Bureau are interested in Lu Wenwu.
Over the next hour or so, the responsible persons from various departments came together, questioned Lu Wenwu thoroughly, and argued endlessly about his affiliation.
Everyone wants it, and neither side is willing to give in even a little.
This is a rare opportunity. If you miss it, you may never see it again in your next life!
What?
You said less than a year?
It’s not a big deal, there’s still a long way to go!
If this kid were to be too reckless and end up being played with by me, we might all be of the same race in the future!
"It seems that none of my colleagues want to give up. So, haha, this kid is mine."
"Coincidentally, my place is also the most suitable for him. Even with some external help, he still passed the force test."
When the ghosts in charge of many departments were arguing endlessly and no one could come up with a satisfactory result, the middle-aged ghost who had only said a few words at the beginning spoke.
As soon as these words were spoken, the ghosts who were arguing fiercely suddenly quieted down and remained silent.
Even though there was still strong reluctance and unwillingness in their eyes, they still did not say anything to refute. Instead, they sat back in their seats helplessly.
These big guys who are considered to have some status in the whole underworld were arguing with each other until their faces turned red and their necks were so angry that two of them even floated to the roof!
There is no ghost image at all!
Seeing that many department heads were very tactful, the middle-aged ghost smiled with satisfaction and turned out the sign in front of him.
Special Strategic Support Group
Special Strategic Support Group?
Lu Wenwu looked at the guy with a radiant face in confusion.
The middle-aged ghost said with a smile, "Congratulations, Tyrannosaurus. From now on, you will be a special operations operator in the Special Strategic Support Group of our Ghost Gate Security Bureau. I am the deputy leader of our support group. You can call me Lao Wang."
"Ah, this... is this appropriate?" Lu Wenwu hesitated.
"It's okay, just call him yours. We at Ghost An all call him Lao Wang," the female ghost from the Alien Invasive Species Safety Management Office said, her chin in her hand. "After you've introduced yourself to Lao Wang and received your equipment, come with me. I happen to have a mission suitable for you."
"Why?"
"Based on what I asked just now, do you have any objections?"
"have!"
"Let's fight if you don't agree!"
"Come if you want, am I afraid of you?"
The group of old ghosts suddenly started arguing again.
Lu Wenwu, who followed Lao Wang away silently, felt a little ashamed of this.
These old seniors must have developed some problems in the underworld. Why don’t they have the temperament of senior masters at all?
How do they look like a group of top-level S-level experts?
This is just like the quarrel between the old men and women at the vegetable market at the door!
"Old Wang, where are we going now?" Lu Wenwu couldn't help but ask halfway through the journey.
"Our base. After you register, go to the logistics department and we'll get you a set of equipment exclusive to our group."
Old Wang walked in front with his pot belly, touched his bald head, and still had that smiling expression on his face.
"Come to think of it, you still don't know what our group does, right? The Special Strategic Support Group, you could think of it as the Yang World's special operations team, super agents, or something like that."
"It's just that we're responsible for more things and have greater authority. There's no supervisor to categorize us, but we can manage everything."
"From minor offenses like violating public order regulations and illegally setting up stalls to major tasks like leading special operations missions during the Underworld War, don't underestimate this position."
Lu Wenwu: “.”
emmmmm
Isn’t this a universal tool?
I am a brick, I can be moved wherever I am needed.
He just complained in his heart and didn't dare to say it out loud.
But even so, Lao Wang, an old ghost who has lived for who knows how many years, could still see through his little thoughts.
Lao Wang didn't get angry, but continued to smile and said, "Don't think our group sounds low-class, but it's actually very impressive. Many ghosts are scrambling to squeeze in."
"Let's talk about the most basic benefits. In addition to the basic salary of 20,000 spirit coins per month, if you go to help other departments with tasks, you will receive a separate subsidy for each task. This is considered our commission."
"If you collect some loot or prey during a mission, unless it's a designated mission objective, everything you collect is yours. You don't need to hand it in. If you don't need it, they'll buy it back at a high price."
"If you were a ghost, we'd actually have many privileges, but it's a pity you wouldn't be able to use them. Of course, if you're interested, it wouldn't hurt to learn about them in advance."
"In addition to this, the most important point is that all members of our team enjoy a certain level of basic command authority, whether during missions or during leisure time."
"For example, if you were strolling down the street and suddenly came across someone who looked like a spy from the Netherworld, you could immediately call on the nearby ghost soldiers, ghost generals, ghost messengers, and even the Black and White Impermanence and the Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Devil to come over for support and apprehend him on the spot."
"As long as you issue an order through our special identity device, and as long as it's not an outrageous order, all the ghost messengers and ghost soldiers within a certain range must respond unconditionally."
“That’s outrageous!”
Lu Wenwu said this, secretly surprised in his heart.
If that's the case, this strategic support group is indeed a bit outrageous.
This is much more awesome than the American side's Foberle, with unlimited law enforcement power!
There is no need for evidence, as long as there is suspicion, we can arrest them directly.
Even newcomers can have such outrageous permissions. Is the review of the underworld a bit...
Thinking of this, Lu Wenwu suddenly slapped himself in the face in his heart.
How could I think of such a stupid question?
Who can escape the personal detection of the divine beast Di Ting?
Do you think you are better than Sun Wukong and Liu Er Mihou combined?
If there really is such a powerful person, why would he just attack directly and be done with it? Why would he lurk around like that?
"Having said that, it's best to refrain from issuing such mandatory orders unless you are 100% sure that something requires some kind of support from your colleagues. Otherwise, losing face is a small matter, but it would be bad if you try to go alone and then get sacked." Lao Wang said, shaking his head.
After hearing this, Lu Wenwu made a decisive decision not to do any of this and just do his task honestly.
Soon, they arrived at the territory belonging to the Special Strategic Support Group.
A huge tomb that looks plain and unpretentious from the outside!
There is also a huge monument reaching the sky in front of the giant tomb, with seven big characters "Special Strategic Support Department" written on it.
Obviously, the offices and dormitories are all in this super huge tomb.
To be honest, Lu Wenwu felt that he might never be able to accept the unique aesthetic of the underworld people in his entire life.
Old Wang was familiar with the place and took him to the exclusive logistics department to get a set of black robes that looked no different from a Zhongshan suit.
This is the exclusive protective gear of the Special Strategic Support Department, and it also serves as work clothes.
According to the prompts given by the system
Such a plain-looking piece of clothing is actually epic-level equipment!
(End of this chapter)
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