Chapter 374 Why Reward Him
Lu Wenwu went home carrying Xiaobao.
To be precise
Xiaobao had been hanging on Lu Wenwu's head with his two little fangs, trying to chew something off it.
Originally.
Everything is still normal.
Lu Wenwu accompanied Xiaobao in reminiscing about the old man Lan who had passed away many years ago, and also accompanied it in reminiscing about the past and its glory. Later, he learned about what had happened in the past few decades of the apocalypse of the copy.
Until Xiaobao finally remembered the important matter and asked a certain invincible Tyrannosaurus War God how he was able to materialize the law of dreams.
Lu Wenwu told the truth a little shyly.
So he was severely beaten by Xiaobao who broke through his defense for the second time.
Facts have proven that the power of Geng and Xin does hurt when hitting someone.
The metal of Geng and Xin is located in the west, and is like the white tiger of the Four Symbols. It is in charge of weapons and killing, and represents the sad and bleak autumn.
Lu Wenwu had sufficient reasons to suspect whether Xiaobao had obtained the inheritance of the White Tiger God, one of the four heavenly spirits.
Back in the familiar living room, Maomao was hiding under the sofa, peeking over at the man and the cat.
"Does Xiaobao scare you that much?"
Lu Wenwu reached out and took Xiaobao off his head, holding it in his arms and rubbing it, enjoying the strange feeling of being gently bitten by the four small canine teeth every time he touched it.
"Look, it's lying in my arms and enjoying itself."
"Get lost!"
Xiaobao held Lu Wenwu's finger in his mouth and cursed incoherently.
"You're a damn liar! You're a big liar! You cheated on my feelings! You cheated on my dark history! You're a liar! This matter won't be over until you give me a massage for a whole year!"
"Don't worry, I'll give you massages for the rest of your life, as long as I don't die before you."
Lu Wenwu smiled and took out his finger to scratch the cat's chin.
Cats require their owners to pet them every day?
Is there such a good thing?
Is this a punishment?
Isn’t this a pure reward?
Xiaobao, who had never been an ordinary cat, did not realize that there was anything wrong with the punishment he gave. He just felt that his poop-scooping "massage" skills had become more and more advanced.
Maomao, who was under the sofa, glanced at Xiaobao, who was squinting his eyes and enjoying the service, and gave his owner a wronged look.
The master and the pet have a mutual understanding, and Lu Wenwu quickly understood what his dog was thinking.
It is well known that dogs are cats' worst enemies.
But if you raise a cat and a dog together from a puppy, and the dog is very docile and the cat is very aggressive, the dog's life will most likely be miserable.
especially
This family environment is based on the fact that the cat is the dog's only teacher and big brother, and also half a nanny (adoptive mother?), so the dog's life is a little more "miserable".
Xiaobao - the emperor of the family.
Lu Wenwu - family status.
Maomao – the younger brother in the family.
It is really so sad that I am urged by Xiaobao to practice at the age when I love to play the most.
"You've been through a lot these past few years. Can I make you something good to replenish your energy at noon?"
"I want to eat roasted whole lamb!"
"Okay, go to Longfu and pick out one that has suffered from heatstroke."
"Great! Maomao is going to practice!"
The main pets made eye contact in an instant and understood each other tacitly. Maomao happily shook his tail like a propeller, opened the space channel and slipped in.
Xiaobao, who was enjoying himself, half-opened his right eye, glanced at the black and gold figure, with a lazy look on his face.
"Maomao has been too lazy in his cultivation. All he can think about is playing, you and me, and eating delicious food. Before heading to the Endless Abyss to trouble those rats, Maomao needs to double his cultivation. He must fully activate the potential brought by the Emperor's Oxygen, otherwise there's no point in him following us."
"Uh, well, will it?"
Before Lu Wenwu could finish his words to defend his dog, Xiaobao's gaze forced the words back into his throat.
It's clear that Maomao has only been around ten years old since he first became intelligent.
Don’t even mention that Maomao is a dog. Even if he is a child of ten years old, isn’t he at the age when he likes to play?
When it comes to cultivation, it is indeed a bit boring.
Rolling his eyes at the owner, Xiao Bao continued, "Practice is like rowing against the current; if you don't advance, you'll retreat. Being soft-hearted now isn't the time to expect Maomao to fight alongside you. More sweat in peacetime, less blood in battle."
"But I see you don't practice much on weekdays," Lu Wenwu muttered softly.
Xiao Bao propped his head up with his little paws, turned sideways and raised his head, saying with a look of disdain: "First of all, I'm not following the path of a body-refining barbarian like you. My combat power on Blue Star has reached its limit and cannot be further improved."
"If you really want to see me practice, then hurry up and complete the final trial. If it weren't for you and Maomao, I would have ascended and disappeared ten years ago!"
"Of course, of course. I'll start after I practice the two rewards I just got." Lu Wenwu raised his hands in surrender.
Xiao Bao hummed in satisfaction and continued, "Secondly, I'm just a cute little kitty. When have you ever seen other kitties do anything other than eat, drink, and have fun? I only sleep twelve hours a day, okay? Isn't that hardworking enough?"
Lu Wenwu: “.”
Damn, that makes so much sense!
I am completely speechless!
Compared to other cats who sleep seventeen or eighteen hours a day, you are indeed the king of cats!
You are a top demon who has drunk the Emperor's blood, okay?
How can you compete with ordinary cats on the same track!
Xiaobao raised his paw and patted the slightly dazed poop scooper. He said calmly, "I've guarded Shenzhou for so many years. I'm tired. From now on, it's your turn to guard me. Practice hard and strive to let me live a comfortable life with twenty hours of sleep a day."
"What about the remaining four hours?" Lu Wenwu asked subconsciously.
"Of course, I will enjoy the delicious food you cook, enjoy your massage, lick its fur, play with it for a while, and supervise its training. What else can I do?" Xiaobao imagined the wonderful life in the future.
"But this apocalyptic war that has engulfed three thousand worlds..."
"It has nothing to do with me. That's something you, a poop scooper, need to worry about. I'm just a cute, pitiful, and helpless little kitty! After working so hard for so many years, I only need to eat, drink, play, and sleep now! Little kitties don't understand so much!"
“.”
walk slowly!
Looking at the cute little kitten in his arms stretching comfortably in the air, then starting to smack its lips and make purring sounds, and kneading the milk with its eyes closed, Lu Wenwu always felt that something in his heart had quietly collapsed.
Probably the thing called the expert filter.
Never mind. Anyway, nothing I’ve encountered since I traveled through time has been of a normal style.
It turns out that time-travel novels are all fake. These online writers have caused me a big disaster!
Lu Wenwu's thoughts began to run wild again.
I wonder what expression would the serious old Confucian scholar have if he saw the guardian of China, who was so majestic and unparalleled outside, in this state?
That would be fun.
Do you want to record it secretly?
Lu Wenwu's heart was about to stir, but it was quickly suppressed by his own reason.
Forget it, don't commit suicide.
no!
There is a death that must be done.
Even if I, Lu, die here today and jump from here, I will shout out with my decayed vocal cords:
"You keep asking me to clean up the poop. I figured you'd been fasting for a long time, so there's no such thing as excrement. What on earth is that thing that's automatically packed away and cleaned out in the automatic litter box every day? You can't be doing it secretly."
"Lu! Wen! Wu!"
"Hey! Don't."
“Meow!”
Half an hour later, Maomao returned to the living room with the processed little fat lamb in his mouth. He looked at Xiaobao, who was in human form and angry, and his owner, who was using the dream law to dissolve the remaining power of Geng and Xin, with a confused look on his face.
Maomao was silent for three seconds.
When the two flowers on Xiaobao's head in human form vibrated and he turned around to stare at it with a pair of cat eyes, Maomao decisively put down the sheep and started running, then quickly returned to the Dragon Mansion.
This is what it’s like to have a master who likes to commit suicide.
It’s not advisable to stay here for long, let’s go back and practice!
Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.
"Hey, can we reconcile?"
"Reconciliation? At this moment? You are kidding, little Invincible Tyrannosaurus God of War, who has already mastered the laws within his body!"
"Now that things have come to this, I have no choice but to do this!"
"What the hell do you want to do?"
"Let me study whether your hearing organs in human form are cat ears or human ears! Hahahaha!"
Looking at Lu Wenwu's evil hands attacking him, Xiaobao activated the God of War Arena for the third time today with an expressionless face.
Maomao didn't get to eat roast lamb at noon after all.
Xiaobao was quite ruthless this time, and it was not until the afternoon that Lu finally expelled the power of the three laws and completely recovered from the wounds.
Facts have proven that there are benefits to being beaten by a strong person.
At least Lu Wenwu felt that he had gained a lot, and his proficiency in using the dream law soared rapidly.
Please come more often in the future.
So, in the next year, Lu Wenwu kept finding different ways to commit suicide - he had to do this, and if he didn't take the initiative to commit suicide, a little kitten who just wanted to take a comfortable nap every day would not come to fight with him.
This caused the originally quiet villa to suddenly be filled with the sounds of ghosts howling and wolves howling.
Lu Wenwu's self-abuse training method greatly stimulated Maomao's nerves, causing its strength to soar rapidly under Xiaobao's guidance.
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As the most powerful demon in Shenzhou and even on Blue Star, the uncrowned demon king, and the oldest existing guardian of Shenzhou, Xiaobao has to be respected by even the great demon families inherited from ancient times, such as the Qingqiu Fox Clan and the South China Sea Mermaids.
Therefore, the demon cultivation materials that Lu Wenwu had been worried about before were not a problem at all.
Xiaobao has collected almost everything in his small treasury over the years.
If you really don't have it, you can ask a Confucian teacher to get it from the national treasury, or ask other demon cultivation families for it.
What's more, there is no other demon cultivator in the world who knows how to use the power of Emperor Liujiang better than Xiaobao. He is Maomao's best teacher and has tapped every drop of potential in his body.
With the combination of countless natural treasures, the consumption of spirit coins, the incredible concentration of spiritual energy in the Dragon Mansion, and the fully loaded ten-fold accelerated training card, Maomao only took one year to reach the threshold of the divine realm.
Now everything is ready, except for the final understanding of the rules.
In other aspects, resources at any cost can accelerate improvement, but laws, which are something purely based on understanding and illusory, will not work.
Even though he showed off the enlightenment egg pancakes made by Lu Wenwu every day, it was still somewhat difficult for a cultivator who had just gained wisdom for a dozen years. He was struggling with the law of fire every day.
Speaking of the law of fire, this is actually a hurdle that Lu Wenwu cannot avoid.
Probably because of the way of cultivation, the practice of Nine Breaths Subduing Qi was extremely smooth. Being able to apply what he had learned to other situations, Lu Wenwu cultivated this magical power to perfection in a very short time, achieving the small goal of being able to forcibly absorb the elemental energy of heaven and earth from the void.
The progress of another immortal-level technique, "The Magical Method of Fighting Mars", was not smooth.
After a year of hard training in the state of accelerated Karaman cultivation, he has just barely touched the edge of the realm of [with ease].
This is based on the premise that Lu Wenwu is good at using fire, otherwise the efficiency will be even lower.
Even so, the realm of [At Ease] has reached the limit of what he can currently achieve.
The difficulty of practicing immortal arts is extremely high. In addition, Lu Wenwu himself does not understand the law of fire, which is a necessary prerequisite for practice. Therefore, continuing to improve the "Mars Fighting Magic Method" has become a luxury.
As a cat who had experienced this, Xiaobao suggested that Lu Wenwu wait for Maomao's progress, and then go to the Endless Abyss together, spend some money to rent some auxiliary training venues from the Fire Demon King Kazan, or exchange for some training experience.
Lu Wenwu agreed with this proposal.
His ability to comprehend the laws was far inferior to his talent in boxing and body refining, and his progress on Blue Star was extremely slow.
While Maomao's training was not yet complete, he had some free time and took the opportunity to upgrade his [Gun Mastery], which had been embarrassing on the panel for a long time, to [Pinnacle].
Now he is also a man who can shoot curved bullets!
Even the movie Assassin's Creed doesn't use any special effects!
During this year, Lu Wenwu also met Liu Ming, who had become a C-level player.
He did not directly give Liu Ming a large amount of spirit coins, or teach him his "unique" skills to pass the level. That would be purely harming him.
He just told Liu Ming some key points on triggering hidden missions and special side quests, as well as how to get a [Perfect] level or above.
At the same time, Lu Wenwu also spent a few days to leave him several sets of Wudao egg-filled pancakes and several sets of specially prepared blueberry juice.
The items in your personal backpack are frozen in time, and will appear to be freshly put in no matter how long they are left.
These will be the best aids for Liu Ming on his path of cultivation, enough to help him quickly pass all bottlenecks before becoming a god. They are more effective than any breakthrough props, weapons and equipment, and will not increase the difficulty of the dungeon.
Thanks to the characteristics of the personal backpack, after Lu Wenwu left, it would be great for Liu Ming to eat these egg-filled pancakes himself or exchange them for benefits.
Before those thousands of Wudao egg-filled pancakes and several tons of specially blended blueberry juice are consumed, Liu Ming will probably become the object of all extraordinary people's efforts to curry favor with him.
As for other animal friends with whom he had a fleeting romance, Lu Wenwu also visited them one by one, spent several unforgettable nights with them, and personally prepared many spiritual meals with incredible powers for them to enjoy.
He did not leave behind the egg-filled pancakes and blueberry juice, but only left behind some essences that could only be understood but not expressed in words, based on different races and needs, plus a few bottles of pure blood.
For them, these are much better than spiritual food.
(End of this chapter)
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