Chapter 25 Don't Bet It's a Fart

Ruan Li picked her ears and muttered, "Why does it sound like a fart to me?"

Li Fan had just taken a sip of water, and when she heard her words, she sprayed it all out with a "Puff".

She really couldn't help it.

Ruan Li, who happened to spray right in the middle, said, "..."

"There's a lake to your right, why are you spraying at me!"

Li Fan quickly took out a handkerchief to wipe her face, "Sorry, sorry, you're really too humorous."

Ruan Li was stunned, and suddenly stopped wiping her face and put her ears close to her.

"What do you mean? Was that really a fart just now? Who farted? Liang Kang or Shen Yuwan?"

Anyway, it couldn't be her and Li Fan.

Li Fan looked at her nose and looked at her heart, "I didn't say that."

And Shen Yuwan, who was on the bamboo raft behind her, originally thought that she had recovered from the pain.

As a result, not long after, there was another round of cramps in her stomach, her toes curled up, and she almost used all her strength to hold it back.

"Liang Kang!"

At this moment, she was in no mood to listen to his sweet words.

Liang Kang turned around, "What's wrong?"

"Let's go back, I'm not feeling well." Shen Yuwan couldn't laugh anymore.

Liang Kang hurriedly grabbed the bamboo pole and walked over. Shen Yuwan felt that the fart had reached the door.

She quickly stretched out her hand to stop him: "Don't come over! You are holding the bamboo raft, don't run around, let's go back."

Liang Kang paused, "Where are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"Don't worry about it, it happens to women every month, anyway, go back first." Shen Yuwan urged, cold sweat on her forehead.

This time, it was fast and urgent.

Liang Kang nodded, "Then let's go back."

They turned around, and Li Fan and Ruan Li naturally followed them back.

Shen Yuwan took a deep breath, and with a lucky mentality, she slowly tried to fart again.

But this time, it was accompanied by a burst of moisture.

Her face turned pale, and she was embarrassed and got goosebumps all over her body.

Ruan Li heard the sound again, and her brain suddenly had a light bulb, and her little knife-making expert once again played his role.

She suddenly realized: "Miss Shen, did you eat too many lotus seeds, so your stomach hurts?"

Shen Yuwan's face froze and denied: "No, I'm having my period."

[What a coincidence, I thought I could follow them to see the beautiful scenery for a while longer. ]

[Yuwan's face turned pale, probably having menstrual cramps? ]

[Haha, Liang Kang's chance has come, the goddess has period pain, he has to show it off. 】

Ruan Li didn't believe it, she just heard a fart.

She thought of a sentence she saw on the Internet and kindly reminded Shen Yuwan.

"Ms. Shen, I'm telling you, don't bet it's a fart now."

Shen Yuwan: "...Shut up."

She couldn't help it.

Ruan Li clicked her tongue, "This is the summary of experience of people who have experienced it, don't disbelieve it. I just told you not to eat raw lotus seeds, but you still didn't believe it."

【Ruan Li is sick, everyone says she has menstrual cramps. 】

【Ruan Li has bad intentions, she just wants to see others make a fool of themselves. 】

【She has black material of her own, and she keeps watching other people's excitement all day long. Did she forget about the height-increasing insoles? 】

As a result, Shen Yuwan stood up suddenly and shouted loudly: "I told you that I don't have a stomachache, can you please stop talking!"

Her roar echoed on the lake, scaring everyone so much that they dared not speak and stared at her in a daze.

However -

at this silent moment, a loud and long fart, accompanied by a rhythmic puffing sound, was released.

The air became quieter.

The two bamboo rafts were right in line, and Ruan Li was right next to Shen Yuwan, and she took a deep breath.

"Gee!"

Ruan Li vomited, she was really unlucky today.

"Miss Shen, did you poop, gee!"

Li Fan really admired Ruan Li, and he couldn't stop her from making the final move at this time.

Shen Yuwan's face was distorted, and she was almost crazy.

This is a hundred times more embarrassing than Gulan's smelly feet!

Because, she really pulled it out!

"Hurry back! I want to go back!" She was like crazy, regardless of the fact that she was still on the bamboo raft, she rushed to Liang Kang and snatched the bamboo pole from his hand.

Liang Kang was not careful for a moment, and the bamboo pole was really snatched away by her.

"Yuwan, don't worry, I'll do it!"

He quickly took off the only T-shirt on his body and tied it around Shen Yuwan's waist, resulting in a few hearty puffs.

No matter how thick the filter Liang Kang had for her, it was washed away by this smell.

"Yuwan... people... people have three urgent things, it's okay."

Shen Yuwan burst into tears, he might as well not say anything!

[Oh this...]

[I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air. ]

[Conclusion: You really can't eat too many raw lotus seeds. ]

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry, I've ruined all my good deeds with laughter! ]

[Although it's terrible, I couldn't help laughing, deduct 1, may Buddha bless me! ]

Shen Yuwan grabbed the bamboo pole and scrambled around. The small bamboo raft couldn't withstand such a tossing and turning, and it soon began to sway.

The more this happened, the more anxious Shen Yuwan became, and finally she accidentally fell into the lake.

If she didn't touch the water, she could still hold back a little bit, but once she touched the water, she completely let herself go.

Looking at the cloudy yellow bubbles emerging from the lake, Ruan Li glanced at the lifeguard with sympathy.

"This...are you going to go down and save it?"

Lifeguard: "..."

Ren Xuan took out her phone with a look of despair.

The live broadcast room was more popular than ever.

People are afraid of being famous just like pigs are afraid of being fat. Who would like this way of becoming famous?

After finally getting ashore, Liang Kang carried the soaking wet Shen Yuwan back to the room.

Everyone who saw them would praise their deep affection.

Li Fan said faintly, "Why don't we call Teacher Li out and give her some medicine?"

Ruan Li ran in immediately, "Teacher Li! Teacher Li, please come out quickly. You have a place to use your skills!"

Li Liren walked out of the house, really scared of these young people.

"What's the matter?"

Ren Xuan said, "Miss Shen ate too much freshly picked lotus buds and her stomach is uncomfortable."

Ruan Li nodded like crazy, "She has diarrhea, a lot of it."

"Is that so? I have to ask her and prescribe medicine for her." Li Liren looked around but didn't see Shen Yuwan.

Ruan Li followed closely, "What are you asking? It's the same if you ask me."

Li Liren looked at her in confusion, "Is the excrement watery?"

"Yes."

Li Liren: "..." The mood is very complicated.

"No, she is the one who has diarrhea, how do you know?"

Ruan Li spread her hands, "The whole country knows it."

Li Liren was shocked. Is this program so open?

Li Fan couldn't listen any more and walked forward with her face covered.

"Teacher Li, please prescribe some medicine."

Li Liren was still confused and nodded randomly.

"Oh, lotus seeds are cold in nature and contain nelumbinine, which may irritate the intestines. It's okay to eat a little, but it's normal to have diarrhea if you eat too much, so it's best to eat in moderation."

Li Liren wrote a prescription and asked them to go to the pharmacy to get the medicine, and then he ran away with his luggage.

"No need to see me off, no need to see me off. I'm very happy to participate in the show these two days. I'll leave first. Goodbye!"

Ren Xuan: "..."