Chapter 187: Rich Sister’s way of urging for updates?
Cheng Lu was shocked when she heard such an outrageous request for the first time, but who could have asked Jiang Miao to really save money for the company?
So Cheng Lu picked a few small points to talk about:
"Do you know the Green Koukou City, the biggest female channel? The couple who run the city are known as the Two Saints of Knocking.
Their president rides a small, broken tricycle to work every day. Their company is on the first floor of the community, and his tricycle is parked together with other broken tricycles collected from the community.
The president who earns hundreds of millions of dollars every year just by selling copyrights, still has to bring his own mobile phone to weigh the vegetables when he goes out to buy them, for fear that the vegetable vendor will put two cents less in the vegetables!
The most outrageous thing is that one author begged him to stop messing around with the website and to make a market research questionnaire first. As a result, the president replied with a righteous indignation that he had no money to do the questionnaire!
And it is said that he pays programmers a salary that is so low that it is unbelievable in the industry!"
Good guy, good guy, no wonder this website keeps freezing and crashing every other day. Wow, programmers won’t dare to put their resume on their resume when they change jobs in the future, right?
After all, it seems embarrassing to say it out loud...
"Also, there was a male author who made 20,000 yuan a month by writing online articles. He thought he was pretty awesome, but later a reader of his article told him that he made more than a million yuan a month by following the methods in the author's online articles..."
Good guy, good guy, this author must be very defensive!
"Also, there is a famous author in the female channel who stopped updating. Do you know why? Because she went out with her bestie and after drinking, they kissed and had sex!
Then she woke up the next day with a confused look on her face, as her best friend confessed to her. Then she asked for leave in the post, saying that she was now thinking about her orientation and couldn’t calm down and update. ”
Wow, some authors’ life novels are so dramatic!
"Also, there was a male author who wrote a crime story that sounded very realistic. He was reported by netizens, and the police found out that he was indeed a criminal. He was so depressed that he cried behind bars. He hasn't finished his novel yet!"
Shit, this novel is really based on reality?
In reality, the author's melons are even more outrageous than in the novel. Jiang Miao was so excited that she couldn't help but call him a good guy.
So she quickly went through the process of getting the job, intending to transform herself into a badger in the melon field and eat everything in one gulp!
There are new people on the job. Most of the editors of the female channel are girls who graduated from the Chinese Department. The overall atmosphere is good, but they are not very familiar with each other.
Jiang Miao waved her hand and gave each person a small tiramisu dessert.
Girls will be completely conquered by just a small dessert, so soon, the editor Zhu Xiaoyue, who was sitting next to him, became familiar with Jiang Miao. She couldn't help but say to him angrily:
"Humph, I'm so pissed off. That Milk Tea Sweet Rabbit who types as fast as a snail every day doesn't write much, but she actually stopped updating for me!
I went to urge her, but she said that she was now being supported by a rich older sister and became rich overnight, and she would never update again in her life!
Which rich woman supports her? It’s so infuriating! Don’t let me know who did it! "
Jiang Miao: …………
Ah, this, this, I am really sorry.
Editor Zhu Xiaoyue was cursing beside them, while Jiang Miao was silently eating an apple, not daring to say anything. Finally, she said cautiously:
"How about I help you to update the work?"
Anyway, now that I'm the top editor of the novelists, I can use my authority to urge them to update the novels they want to read every day!
Let her see which lazy author gets up and doesn’t write?
Lock him in a small dark room and beat him with a small whip!
"Push for more updates? Haha, you think too much! No one in this world can do that, okay!"
Speaking of this, Zhu Xiaoyue, a senior editor, was filled with resentment.
Alas, Jiang Miao, a young man, is too naive when he first enters this industry.
There is nothing more difficult than debt collection in the world, and that is debt collection!
"Don't even mention me. Even the CEO of Green Koukou City can't do anything about these pigeon authors who haven't updated their novels!"
It is said that the president of Koukou City was very troubled because there were too many authors under him. He once dreamed of buying a residential community, locking all the authors in it, and requiring them to punch in with a fixed update every day before they could leave the community.
As a result, the pigeons on the female channel were right there, haha. They said that as long as they had food and drink, they would never go out for the rest of their lives!
After all, who doesn't like to be lazy? It's nice to stop updating for a while, but if you stop updating all the time——
Always have fun!
Jiang Miao: ………………
Ah, you bunch of pigeon king authors are really going too far!
Jiang Miao felt that this was not acceptable. The pigeon kings were happy, but the readers and editors were left scratching their heads and feeling anxious as the plot came to an abrupt end.
"No, I'll take care of this! I will never allow any of my authors to stop updating!"
Zhu Xiaoyue chuckled twice, totally unconvinced.
This newcomer in the online literature workplace has never experienced any setbacks!
If she could get these pigeon kings who haven't updated their novels for years to stop cooing, then she, Zhu Xiaoyue, would take her surname!
Jiang Miao did what he said. First, he bought a robot to urge the update. Then he imported all the information of the authors who did not update enough every day into it.
Every day from morning to night, including her birthday and important holidays, she sends out sincere greetings as an editor and reminders of updates as long as a hundred words.
However, she soon discovered that even if her robot said all kinds of words to urge for more updates, whether it was humble pleas or angry explosions, it still had little effect.
Some authors at least reply, but some authors, like that damn Milk Tea Sweet Rabbit!
After reading the message, he pretended not to see it and didn't even reply! But his TikTok account was still happily watching videos!
What's more, he even left a message under the video blogger urging him to update. This is simply too much!
At first glance, she is the head of the perennial pigeon king! She is just short of being stewed into pigeon soup!
It seems that sincere greetings don't work, so Jiang Miao quickly pulled the author who updated every day into the group and said ruthlessly and coldly:
"As long as you meet the update requirements every day, you can sign in to my robot to receive red envelopes. There are red envelopes every day, and they will be refunded if you stop updating. They will be doubled during holidays!
As for the amount to be distributed, you can decide for yourselves!"
She just couldn't believe it. She, such a wealthy woman who could make a living, couldn't let these random authors force her to write for her!
When the authors who joined the new group saw what the editor Jiang Miao said, they all laughed at first. They said that the new editor was going to be driven crazy by the pigeon author who stopped updating.
It wasn't until an author finished writing an update and clicked the robot to check in that he finally said "WTF".
【!!! There are really red envelopes every day, and the red envelopes are doubled every day.
One hundred a day, two hundred the next day, three hundred cumulatively, what if I update for seven days? On the seventh day I can get seven hundred!!!】
【??? I got it too, isn't this the super rich system I wrote that has come true? Oh my god, I have to bind the sign-in writing system now!】
[Oh my god! There is actually such a good thing. I can write so many articles in one breath! ]
"Don't worry, I won't be poor."
Who gave her the money? The amount she receives every day is just the interest from her bank deposit.
If you want to urge for updates, of course you have to give tangible rewards. Those hateful pigeon kings like Milk Tea Sweet Rabbit will of course come back to update because of the smell of money!
Of course, if that still doesn't work, she can only spend money to hire a few professional expediters to come and urge them to update...
After all, with so many tricks, there must be one that works, right?
As for the effect, there was no sign of it that day. Zhu Xiaoyue asked about it, but immediately shook her head, thinking it was even more impossible.
But Jiang Miao was not in a hurry and was preparing to start recruiting new job as professional expediter. However, this did not delay her from getting off work on time and going home for dinner.
When she returned home today, her grandmother was sitting upright on the sofa, as if she was waiting for her. Seeing her return, Mrs. Fu pulled Jiang Miao to sit down and announced:
"I've decided. I want a divorce! I can't live like this anymore!"