Chapter 236: Rich woman, I never shake the spoon!
The aunts were all stunned and looked at Jiang Miao with the same idiot eyes, but Manager Wang was ecstatic at this time!
What a great talent! This young girl is truly an outstanding talent!
"Look! This is a serious top student. This ideological awareness is high
"Little girl, I have high hopes for you! Work hard! In twenty years, you will be my successor!"
Without further ado, Manager Wang hired Jiang Miao. Soon, at mealtime, Jiang Miao went to the cafeteria's window number three and took charge of the cooking.
During lunch time, many doctors and nurses come here to eat. I have to say that the food in the hospital cafeteria is clean, hygienic and delicious.
The only problem was that the amount given was too little. These aunties were simply experts at shaking the spoon. A big spoonful of meat was shaken away until only three small pieces were left in their bowls!
Unfortunately, because of a 100 yuan salary cut today, all the cafeteria aunties except Jiang Miao were full of resentment. When they were in a bad mood, they shook the spoon like Parkinson's disease, which made all the hospital employees wail.
Too little, this is too little!
Tofu fried with shrimp, there is only one shrimp, and the rest is all white, filling tofu. Is this reasonable?
However, facing the inexplicably angry eyes of the aunts today, not to mention the chief surgeon of the orthopedics department, even the director of the department did not dare to speak loudly to the aunts.
I could only beg the aunt to add two more pieces of meat, but it all depended on her mood.
But soon, this problem was improved. After Zhou Lingling, a doctor who was getting her meal outside Jiang Miao's window at window number three, asked for braised pork, she saw Jiang Miao scoop a large spoonful of the braised pork and put it into her rice bowl.
She simply widened her eyes in disbelief!
What's going on? Why didn't Auntie shake the spoon today?
Zhou Lingling looked at the shredded meat in other windows, then looked at her own pile of braised pork. She swallowed hard, looked at Jiang Miao cautiously and asked:
"Put it on, put it on, did you put it on the wrong thing, Auntie?"
"You put it in the right place. Didn't you want braised pork? Why do you think it's too little? If you think it's too little, I'll give you another spoonful."
"No, no, no thanks!"
Normally, one has to order four dishes to be full, but today Zhou Lingling only ordered two dishes, one meat and one vegetable.
She was still dazed when she returned to her seat. After she came to her senses, she immediately called all her colleagues in ecstasy:
[Come to window number three! The braised pork is so expensive, and the auntie doesn’t want money anymore! ]
The fastest way for the flower-growing family to spread the news was to eat melons, so within ten minutes, everyone lined up in front of window number three.
Facing the hungry customers, Jiang Miao didn't feel there was anything to complain about. After all, the meal was only for two hours and they didn't have to work overtime after dinner.
Besides, looking at the hungry and expectant eyes of these doctors and nurses, I always feel like they are feeding piglets, which is quite cute!
Soon, during this afternoon, Jiang Miaoyin became familiar with the doctors and nurses in all major departments of the hospital by using her technique of not shaking the spoon and always taking a full spoonful.
"Auntie, you are new here. It's good to be new here! I will be seeing patients this afternoon. If you have time, come to our acupuncture department and I will give you a free acupuncture."
Zhou Lingling, a young intern from the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, invited Jiang Miao enthusiastically. Jiang Miao then raised her eyes and smiled and replied:
"I don't need a shot, but do you have any melons?"
Zhou Lingling: ???
In addition to the large number of patients in the hospital, there were an outrageous number of melons. So soon, Jiang Miao, who was popular with everyone, had nothing to do after lunch, so she went to the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine in the afternoon to eat melons.
As an intern, Zhou Lingling was not a well-known doctor, so apart from a few patients, she had nothing to do for the whole afternoon. She soon shared their various big news with Jiang Miao.
"It's not easy to eat melons. Let me tell you, the anorectal and obstetrics and gynecology stalls account for 80%!
But after being there for a long time, I realized that our doctors are very professional and their expressions never change. "
"Especially the male patients here. The anorectal department puts something in their mouths. They all say it was an accident. It's okay if you happen to sit on a light bulb while taking a shower, but how can someone sit on a lobster?
Can you explain to me how to get in? I still don't understand it.
Also, the one who took the lobster out didn’t say that the lobster was still alive. When our doctor took it out, he pinched his hand and it was bleeding. It was really unbelievable.”
"Some patients said they accidentally slipped and sat on a fish, and then had to endure it until the fish rotted before coming back. The rotten smell was so bad that I was on duty there for an internship, and everyone in the room vomited!"
Wow! Being a proctologist is such a difficult job. Not only is it risky, but you also have to piece together the truth from a bunch of lies told by the patient, and then you have to go along with his lies to protect the patient's dignity?
"Yes, yes, the anorectal doctors here are all amazing!
Not only is he emotionally stable, but he also remembers his patients very accurately!
I remember there was a patient who had a hemorrhoidectomy and later came back to see the director of our anorectal department. The patient greeted him, but the director of the anorectal department didn't remember him at all.
But when he took off his pants for the follow-up consultation, the director immediately realized: "It's you, I recognized you as soon as I saw your butt!"
Good man, you can tell a person’s character by looking at his buttocks. This director is really professional!
"The gossips in the obstetrics and gynecology department are mainly about men and women. For example, yesterday a woman came for an abortion, and there were three men with her. She asked the doctor if he could tell whose baby it was.
The doctor was speechless and said that he could only tell that it was 50 days old. Then one of the men nodded and said that it was not mine and left. The other two men went to the AA stall to pay the fee..."
Oh, this? I can only say that you are quite economical, right?
"Do you know which department has the highest rate of patient complaints? Nursing? Psychiatry?
No! None of them, but the test of penis activity in the inspection department!
You don't know that my classmate was doing the checkup there, and he was complained by men almost every day! Especially once, the test showed that there were zero active penises, so he could only write a zero. As expected, he was complained that morning!
The funniest thing is that the man anonymously said that it was you nurses who killed all the bitches.
He had one working the last time he checked, but it was gone this time! He also requested that we not have to conduct a follow-up interview to keep the information confidential and anonymous.
What kind of secret is this? How can we not know who it is? After all, he was the only one who had nothing that day."
"So our teacher said that when doing a penis activity test, if there is even a single useful result, you should find it and write it down immediately, otherwise you will receive complaints every day.
Teachers have to be experienced! I have treated several patients with weak ejaculation activity, and after the report was issued, each of them called our department to explain for a long time.
I still have to follow them and say, yes, yes, yes, you haven't been in good shape these days, yes, yes, yes, you did need a little more last time, come again next time!
Ugh, you defenseless guy. How easy is it for us to avoid being complained about?!"