Chapter 20, (burst into laughter) This fire stick is my scumbag father
[Wow, this fire stick is my scumbag father! ]
[Oh my god, who made my father like this? ]
[Fuck it so beautifully! Wu Hu! ]
[You left my mother and isolated my mother, now it’s your retribution, you deserve it, you deserve it...]
Xiao Wanwan clapped excitedly and laughed wildly.
She thought it didn’t matter, it was the novice protection period anyway.
But Panchun grabbed her hand quickly, and the little guy’s round eyes were full of confusion.
Panchun’s eyes: Miss, can’t you see that this is a sad story?
Xiao Wanwan stared at her and tilted her head in confusion: Aunt Panchun, can you suppress the corners of your mouth before you talk about me?
Only the governor is allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps, right?
The two, one big and one small, looked at each other. Panchun thought about all the sad things in her life, but still couldn't help laughing out loud when she looked at the three pieces of coal.
Once she took the lead,
everyone in the hall couldn't hold back their laughter.
They thought about the saddest things in their lives a hundred times.
Still, they couldn't help laughing. The women in the hall were more tactful, while the men did not hide their laughter at all, laughing until their stomachs hurt.
"Hahahahahaha!"
"What stupid things are these, they look like three fire sticks."
"How can someone be so dark? And they're glowing."
"I'm dying of laughter, are you guys pretending to be the master of the Marquisate?"
The official's face turned green, and he tried to suppress the corners of his mouth, "Okay, we in the government always focus on evidence when we investigate cases, these three... three people said they are the prince and mistress of your Marquisate, we can't recognize them, you guys can identify them yourself!"
"Hahaha, how can these three fire sticks be our masters, they look like hammers to me!" Xie Jinzhao said.
"No, not my brother, my brother is not that dark... cough cough." Xie Jinqiu covered his mouth and laughed like crazy.
Li Duoduo stepped forward and looked at Li for a long time, "Although I haven't seen my aunt for several years, my aunt is definitely an authentic person from the Great Xia Dynasty, not that dark!"
Xu Rourou stepped forward and looked, and her smile froze as soon as it appeared!
One of them was her brother, she recognized him.
Her brother's eyes were always rough and powerful, so the ones next to him were Li... and Xie Jinan?
Her eyes were flustered, how could it be like this?
The official smiled bitterly, "Prince, Madam, look, no one in your mansion recognized you, we are just officials, how can we recognize you?"
Xie Jinan's face turned blue and white, but it was covered by the black.
He kicked the official, "Get out!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's smile froze on their lips.
Because this voice is indeed Xie Jinan.
The one with a deadpan face next to them, isn't that their stepmother Li?
There's another one? Who is he?
Xu Rourou had tears in her eyes and asked with concern, "Brother, who made you like this?" Brother
?
Aunt Xu's brother?
Everyone's mind was buzzing.
Wasn't Aunt Xu a concubine? Why did her brother come back with the prince and stepmother?
Did something big happen these days?
Everyone pricked up their ears, anxious like wild animals in a melon field.
[Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard!!!]
[No one in the family could recognize it, hahaha, which great official made them like this, they deserve to be buried in the imperial temple! 】
【The scumbag daddy's slender body looks too much like a fire stick, hahahaha! 】
Liu Wan could have held back at first, but when she heard her daughter's baby voice twitching with laughter, she really couldn't hold it back. m.ζíNgYúΤxT.иεΤ
Her mind was full of fire sticks, fire sticks, fire sticks...
"Burn... Prince, mother-in-law, what's going on?"
Liu Wan asked, trying to calm down.
"Yesterday when we went down the mountain, we were struck by lightning and our carriages and horses were damaged. We were struck like this. After returning to the Marquis' Mansion, we were sent to the government by a steward. Where is that steward! Send someone to find him for me immediately!"
Xie Jinan couldn't swallow this breath!
This was the first time he was beaten by servants since he was a child. His face was bruised and swollen, and even his dark face couldn’t cover it.
His mother was not in a much better condition. Her face was so swollen that she couldn’t speak and could only stare at people!
He didn’t say that they rolled all the way down to the gate of the Marquis’ Mansion and couldn’t be separated at all!
This was so embarrassing!
Moreover, the mountain road was rugged, and the gravel and soil were embedded in the flesh. He had many wounds on his back, which were full of gravel. It was so painful that he wanted to die!
Xu Xinpu was not much better, just like him.
I thought they all thought that they would be fine when they arrived at the Marquis’ Mansion.
But who would have thought that they would be sent to the police by the blind servants!
He wanted the police to send them back, but the police said that the officials were off work, so they should be put in jail first and tried the next day.
Haha.
God knows how they got through the prison last night.
Not only did they eat rotten food, but they finally wiped their faces clean to let the government know that he was the prince of Jing'an Marquis's Mansion.
But after waking up, his face was pitch black, evenly black, like a polished coal ball.
If he hadn't been in the prison, he would have suspected that someone had smeared ink on their faces at night!
Being struck by lightning and rolling all the way back to the Marquis' Mansion was already very strange, and with this incident, Xie Jin'an was even more afraid that he was haunted by some ghost.
Li had been worshiping Buddha for so long, and was also scared to death.
No one can understand their suffering!!!
No one!!!
Xie Jinan gritted his teeth and stared at Qingda!
He kicked him: "You, I'm going to sell you! You bastard, you dare to hit us! And you dare to send us to the government! I'm so miserable, it's all your fault!"
Qingda was stunned and knelt on the ground in fear, not daring to fight back!
"Prince, do you want to look in the mirror? How can we recognize you if you are like this! Even the masters..."
Xie Jinan kicked him again.
Qingda laughed in his heart: Ha, so soft, so funny, it doesn't hurt at all!
He has such little strength, but a big temper.
"Prince! You should calm down and deal with these things. Qingda is just doing his duty!"
Liu Wan came out and said.
Her indifferent tone calmed Xie Jinan down a lot.
Everyone spoke up.
Qingda actually did nothing wrong!
Who could recognize them like this?
"Okay! Wait until I wash up, and then I'll show you how I'll deal with you, a slut!"
Xie Jinan nodded with gritted teeth.
"Come on, prepare hot water for the prince to wash up, and then ask the court doctor to come over!" Liu Wan gave orders to the outside.
She looked at Li and asked if she needed it.
Li glared at her.
Liu Wan sneered, "This lady doesn't say anything, which means she doesn't need it. Come on, don't prepare it for her."
After that, without waiting for them to open their mouths to scold her, Liu Wan hugged Xiao Wanwan and left with a wave of her sleeves. Since
Li didn't give her face, she didn't need to save face either.
Li's chest was heaving violently, and he pointed at Liu Wan's back and trembled. He couldn't catch his breath and suddenly fainted!
The hall was in chaos!