Chapter 271, Stupid Emperor

The emperor suddenly stiffened.

Great.

It turned out that Nan Mei did it!

Concubine Xue seemed to have noticed that he was wrong, and she was a little uneasy in her heart. She asked softly,

"What's wrong, Your Majesty? I just mentioned it casually. If Your Majesty thinks it's not good, then I just said too much."

The emperor's voice was hoarse and a little cold, "How could it be? My beloved concubine, I will agree to whatever you say."

Concubine Xue smiled, and a huge surprise surged in her heart.

But she was not happy for a while.

The emperor said again, "My beloved concubine, what is this thing in your ear?"

Concubine Xue's face was startled, and she tried to push the emperor away.

But the emperor was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and reached out to grab the edge of the skin.

"Your Majesty!"

Noble Lady Xue had no time to stop him. She pushed the emperor away and heard a "ripping" sound.

Then there was a tearing sensation on her face, and a long-lost coolness.

Her human skin mask.

It was torn off by the emperor just like that!

The emperor stared at the human skin mask in his hand in a daze, and when he raised his head, he saw the face of a strange woman.

He was suddenly not so scared, and asked with a gloomy face, "Who are you? How dare you pretend to be a concubine! Someone, someone!"

Li Siqin, whose original appearance was exposed, calmed down after a moment of panic.

Since her purpose and true face were exposed, there was no need for her to keep the dog emperor alive.

She quickly took out the dagger, determined that the emperor was weak now, and put the dagger against the emperor's neck.

"Shut up, call someone in, and we'll die together!"

The worst plan was that she died with the emperor. As long as she didn't mention Nan Mei again, the people in the royal family of the Great Xia Dynasty would not know who she was.

In this way, her country would not be implicated.

Outside the door came the concerned greetings of Eunuch Yu, "Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

Li Siqin moved the dagger forward another inch, her face cold, and the threat was self-evident.

The emperor understood what she meant, showing a greedy and cowardly expression, and shouted to the outside, "I'm fine, no need to come in."

There was no movement outside, and Li Siqin raised the corners of her lips, stretched out her hand to grab the emperor's collar, and tried to pull him up.

"Don't joke, Your Majesty, go write documents!"

The emperor was forced to get up and came to the desk, and the dagger moved from his neck to his... waist.

The sharp feeling was against his old waist. If he dared to move, his waist would be pierced.

Too cruel.

It was simply too cruel.

The Ninth Emperor did not tell him that being an actor was so risky.

"Write!"

Li Siqin snorted coldly, and the dagger in her hand gently poked the emperor's kidney.

The emperor immediately straightened up, his back numb.

"How can I write without ink here?"

"You don't know how to grind?" Li Siqin sneered.

"I have never ground ink since I was born."

How could the pampered emperor do such a thing himself?

Li Siqin's eyes revealed a strong impatience, "Drop a few drops of water in the inkstone, don't put too much." The emperor said

, picked up the teacup beside him, and poured some water on the inkstone.

With a tremble of his hand, he poured the whole cup of tea in!

Li Siqin rolled her eyes, "Are you stupid? Do you know what a little means? A few drops are enough. You poured so much, are you afraid that the inkstone will be thirsty?"

"Pour out the water, leave a little!"

The emperor said, picked up the inkstone and splashed it forward.

The water was poured out again!

"Why are you so stupid! Don't you understand why I told you to leave a little?" Li Siqin was about to go crazy.

Such an idiot can actually be the emperor!

If she hadn't held the emperor with one hand and held a dagger against the emperor with the other hand, she would have ground the ink to open the eyes of this stupid emperor!

The emperor raised the inkstone with an innocent look on his face, "Didn't you ask me to leave a little? Isn't this just a little?"

At least, the inkstone is still wet, isn't it?

Li Siqin pointed at the teapot next to the teacup, "Bring that teapot here!"

The emperor reached out to take it.

Li Siqin moved the knife to his chest, took two steps forward, picked up the teapot with one hand, and carefully dripped a few drops of water on the inkstone.

"Okay, that's all, do you understand, Your Majesty?"

The emperor nodded, "The eunuch beside me also poured that much, you are used to serving people."

Li Siqin's face was ugly.

This dog emperor was scolding her for being a slave!

But she was still inconvenient to control the emperor with one hand, so she continued to command the emperor, "Take the ink stick next to it, grind it on the water, and write quickly after it's ground, otherwise I will stab you in the waist!"

The emperor shuddered.

He picked up the ink stick and started grinding it. Time passed by and he felt a little bored.

So he asked, "You are so good at grinding ink. What did

you do before?" "None of your business!" Li Siqin rolled her eyes.

"Is your monthly salary high? Why don't you come and grind ink for me? I will give you 30 taels a month and I will buy you a pension in the Ministry of Revenue. What do you think?" "

Shut up! Do you think our Li family doesn't have 30 taels?"

"Li family? What Li family? Is it a small family?" The emperor looked innocent.

"You are from a small family, and your whole family is from a small family. I really don't know how a fool like you with a love brain can become an emperor. Our Li family is one of the most powerful magic families in Nanmei, and it is the uncle's family of Princess Yan'er. You don't know anything, and you want to be an emperor!"

Li Siqin's patience was obviously gone.

Her address gradually changed from the emperor to the dog emperor!

Finally, it became a waste! Idiot!

The emperor got some useful words out of him, so he picked up the brush slowly and elegantly and started writing.

Li Siqin was not worried at all that she had exposed the Li family.

Because as soon as the emperor stamped the jade seal, she would send him to the west with a knife. The emperor

's handwriting was clean and neat, and soon a document ceding the city was written.

Li Siqin picked up the document and looked at it carefully, and found that there was no problem.

"Okay, you put the imperial seal on it, and this document will take effect!"

The emperor said obediently, pointing to a screen, "The imperial seal is in the study, but my private seal is in a secret compartment on the wall behind the screen, go get it."

Li Siqin looked at him suspiciously, then grabbed him and said, "Go, get it!"

The emperor raised his hand silently and let her push him away.

On the other side of the screen.

Several people were squatting here, and seeing the figure getting closer and closer, they narrowed their eyes slightly and waited in a serious manner.

Li Siqin threatened the emperor with a knife and walked behind the screen.

As soon as he stepped in, he met three pairs of eyes.

The awkward atmosphere flashed by.

Then, the smallest baby raised his finger and shouted,

"I'll freeze you!"

"I'll freeze you, I'll freeze you, I'll freeze you!"