Chapter 477, Must Carve It into Shit
She wants to carve the top-grade yellow jade into a pile of shit? ? ?
Princess Liuli is absolutely sure this time that the three-year-old kid in front of her is a transmigrated one.
She opened her mouth to stop him, "Do you know how valuable this piece of yellow jade is? You want to carve it into a pile of..."
The last word "shit" is so unsightly that she is too embarrassed to even say it! If
this piece of yellow jade were put up for auction in modern times, it would cost at least two hundred million!
Xia Wanwan actually wants to carve such a precious and rare jade into! Shit!!!
What a waste of natural resources!
What a waste of natural resources!
"Didn't you say that I can do whatever I want with it? I can carve whatever I draw. Can't you afford to play with it?"
Xia Wanwan stopped writing, raised her eyebrows, and sat on the desk in anger.
Her face was so round that it was puffed up with anger.
"You guys can't afford to play. You promised in front of so many people, so why can't I carve what I drew? You are not as good as Nanmei. Nanmei's words are as good as gold. She will give it to you as soon as she says so. You are shameless!"
She sat on the table, spitting and rolling.
The envoys from both the civil and military courts surrounded her. The scene was very embarrassing.
Princess Liuli was so angry that she had a headache. She cursed, "No matter how hard you carve, you can't carve it into a pile of shit. Do you think it looks good?"
"It looks good. It happens that jade is yellow, and shit is also yellow. It's the most suitable! There is no better fit than this!"
Xia Wanwan cursed back with a blushing face, her hands on her belly, looking unconvinced.
Is there anything more suitable for yellow jade than shit?
The same color, she couldn't imagine how realistic it would be carved out!
"What! What? What do you want to carve?" The sculptor had already prepared the tool. When he heard someone say he wanted to carve a pile of shit, he looked up in horror at the pattern drawn by Xia Wanwan!
Qian Shiyue held up what Xia Wanwan had drawn and said, "This is the pattern that Princess Ximing wants to carve!"
She knew that the people of Donglin were deliberately making things difficult for Daxia. She was very grateful to Princess Ximing for helping her out and cleverly resolving the humiliation of giving away jade!
In order to help the little princess, she even took the rice paper with the pile of shit drawn on it and walked around the venue.
To ensure that everyone can clearly see that it is a pile of shit!
Xia Siheng couldn't help but chuckle and said, "What's the matter? Is the King of Donglin going to go back on his word?" It would have
been better if he hadn't mentioned it. When he mentioned it, everyone looked at the King of Donglin's expression. biqiku
good fellow.
That emperor's face is uglier than eating shit! It's
hard to tell what color that face is, it seems to be black, green, or colorful white.
His face is so ugly, he must have done something to the jade!
The courtiers of Daxia are all crazy with joy!
This time, they must let Princess Ximing succeed!
"The carver is also yours, and the jade is also the trophy you gave. Now that Princess Ximing has won, she wants your carver to handle this jade, how can you not? The words of the head of a country are nothing more than this!" Shangshu Liu's face was broken with laughter.
It was not easy to get a chance to suppress the temper of the Donglin people, how could he let go of this opportunity.
As soon as these words came out, everyone spoke up.
"That's right. Just now you said you would carve it on the spot. Are you going to regret it before you even start?"
"Who dares to say that the shit Princess Ximing painted is ugly? I think it's pretty good-looking. The color of the yellow jade is just right. We Daxia people love to look at shit the most." "
Yeah, I can't even imagine how realistic it will be when carved out."
Several people talked back and forth, roasting the King of Donglin on the shit.
"Father, let her change the pattern. This yellow jade is extremely valuable. How can it be carved into shit..." Princess Liuli also spoke to persuade them.
She didn't know the spell in the jade, she only knew that this jade was very valuable and couldn't be humiliated like this.
"King... this..." The carver was in a dilemma with the knife in his hand. He was an insider. What if the words inside came out? Wouldn't it be a laughing stock?
"I am the ruler of a country. How can I go back on my word? Carve!"
King Donglin waved his hand and asked the carver to start working.
He looked at his own national teacher with sharp eyes.
The national teacher nodded and whispered in his ear, "Don't worry, your Majesty, I will cancel the spell in a moment!"
As long as the spell in the jade is canceled, no words will float out.
Even if Da Xia's face is not hit, it will not damage their own face.
King Donglin nodded with relief.
While the carving was in progress, King Donglin greeted the Emperor of Da Xia with a calm face.
Sure enough, in less than a few words, it was about Xia Siheng.
The King of Donglin drank a glass of wine sadly and said, "It is your uncle who is sorry for your mother. Your uncle did not know how much she suffered in the cold palace. Heng'er, in order to make amends, your uncle has come to Daxia to see you in person. Heng'er, please forgive your uncle."
The fact that Xia Siheng's biological mother attacked the late emperor was kept secret by the late emperor, otherwise it would not be as simple as just being sent to the cold palace.
Later, the Donglin assassin attacked for the second time. Xia Siheng's biological mother was intercepted when she was sending a letter in the cold palace, and finally hanged herself.
She did not die at the hands of the enemy country of the marriage, but died in her own country, at the hands of her own brother.
Xia Siheng could not tell what he felt in his heart, and there was a bitterness in his throat.
He turned away the wine glass at hand and said with a smile, "What's the forgiveness? This king has nothing to do with you. There is no need for you to do this. My mother is the current Concubine Ling."
His sharp eyes swept across the face of the King of Donglin.
The King of Donglin's hands trembled. The face of Xia Siheng in front of him looked very much like the look his sister gave him before she went on a diplomatic mission to Daxia.
At that time, the royal sister knelt on the ground and begged, "Brother, please, I don't want to leave Donglin. Please don't send me to Daxia to marry, okay? I'm scared!"
The marriage was just a strategy of Donglin. It was because of the exchanges with Daxia at that time. When the king of Donglin saw such rich and diverse teas, luxurious and exquisite silk fabrics, and a dazzling array of porcelain, he was crazy about Daxia and wanted this land.
So, an idea came to his mind, which was to send the princess to marry so that she could give birth to Donglin blood and steal Daxia's territory.
He only had such a sister. Although he was a little reluctant, Daxia's territory was too big, even bigger than his ambition.
You know.
Before the emperor of Daxia became the emperor, he had a very good relationship with him. Both of them were the most outstanding princes in their own countries. As long as there was communication, they would have exchanges.
They often played chess and drank together, and even when other princes of Donglin wanted to attack him, it was the late emperor of Daxia who risked his life to save him, causing the late emperor to injure his arm and almost unable to lift a spear for the rest of his life.
He was very grateful to the late emperor and looked for a famous doctor to cure his hand disease.
As for why he was not cured later, it was because someone praised his martial arts and strategy as the best in the world. He knew that if his "good brother" was cured, he would be the best among the princes of the two countries, even better than him.
He didn't want his "good brother" to be too outstanding and crush him.
So before the famous doctor was about to cure the late emperor with his last acupuncture, he secretly killed the famous doctor, and guiltily lied to his "good brother" that the famous doctor could not be found.