Chapter 485, Shit Country
The news that the Lord of Donglin came to visit his relatives in the Great Xia Dynasty soon spread throughout the capital.
Many people waited on the road leading to the Ninth Prince's Palace, hoping to catch a glimpse of the Lord of Donglin.
As soon as the Lord of Donglin went out, many people stopped to look at him.
I think they all came to look up to him. He smiled and ordered people to replace the low-profile carriage with a sedan chair with transparent curtains on all sides so that the people of Great Xia could see him.
He got on the sedan chair, put one hand on the handrail, and looked down at the front with a proud look. Sure enough, he saw the people of Great Xia lined up on both sides of the street to look up at him.
He smiled and said to his personal eunuch, Eunuch Mo, "I said that the people of Daxia have never seen the world, but I just went out and asked them to look up to me."
If he annexed Daxia in the future, wouldn't these people kneel down and worship him every day, praising him like the sun, moon and stars?
Thinking of this, the smile on the corners of the mouth of the Lord of Donglin became more obvious, and even the bad mood of the humiliation he suffered yesterday dissipated a lot. Eunuch
Mo's mouth twitched, and he looked around. Seeing the strange expressions of the people around him, he hesitated and didn't dare to say anything more.
The Lord of Donglin asked lightly, "What? Am I wrong?"ιΙйGyuτΧT.ЙetWhy
doesn't the always clever Eunuch Mo praise him?
Eunuch Mo's eyelids jumped fiercely: "The king is right. A hundred years ago, Daxia was not as good as Donglin. Now it seems that the people of Daxia have not seen much. On weekdays, no one would stop to watch when their emperor passed by. When you came, the whole street was blocked. Maybe we should hurry to the Ninth Prince's Mansion to avoid delaying the people's livelihood."
The king of Donglin waved his hand slowly: "Why rush? I am his uncle. It doesn't matter if I arrive early or late. Slow down the carriage."
So that every citizen of Daxia can see his heroic figure.
When the Qilin recognizes his son as the master, the whole court will kneel down to worship their king of Donglin. He wants to see if the emperor of Daxia will bow to him in front of the auspicious beast.
The people carrying the sedan chair slowed down their pace immediately after hearing the order.
But at this moment,
King Donglin heard the people's discussions, which seemed to be different from what he had imagined.
"Is this the king of the Shit Country? He looks like a decent human, so why would he use a pile of shit to represent his country?"
"I heard that when they came to Beijing, they presented that piece of top-grade yellow jade to our dynasty. And it was their king who carved it into shit, and they also engraved the words inside themselves. It's really strange. I have seen all kinds of weird countries in my life."
"What's the meaning of shit? Why do people in Donglin like it so much! They carve it themselves and display it. Aren't they afraid of being laughed at by us?"
"I don't understand but I respect it!"
"Donglin likes shit so much, but this king doesn't look like shit. I am so disappointed. I thought the king looked like a pile of shit."
"Shh, keep your voice down!"
"What are you afraid of? The big one on the city wall is still there, heavily guarded, which means the king likes it very much. We should speak louder so that the king can feel the hospitality of our Daxia. Everyone, is that right?"
Someone immediately raised his hand and shouted, "That's right, that's right!"
So a group of enthusiastic people loudly proclaimed that Donglin had a pile of shit, and even kind-hearted people prayed to the sky for the shit god to come and bless Donglin.
Their voices were amplified countless times and fell into the ears of the king of Donglin. The
smile of the king of Donglin froze at the corner of his mouth!
What?
What did he hear?
The people said that it was they, Donglin, who used a pile of shit to represent their country?
It was they, Donglin, who had to carve it into a pile of shit?
Bullshit! It’s obvious that the little princess of Da Xia drew the shit to tease us, and you Da Xia people know nothing about it! They
are still spreading rumors and “kindly” calling Donglin the “Shit Country”!!!
Well, these people are not here to look up to him, but to watch him as the Shit King!!!
The King of Donglin’s mind is full of the image of the yellow jade, and he can’t wait to rush down and smash it on the city wall.
The anger he suffered yesterday was so strong that his lungs were about to explode.
The veins on the back of his hands were bulging tightly, and he was holding the handrail tightly, wishing that someone would go down and catch these ignorant people!
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" Eunuch Mo pressed the back of the hand of the Lord of Donglin tightly and whispered, "This is the capital of Daxia. Even if you are angry, you can't delay the important matter. We still have to go to the Ninth Prince's Palace!"
Yes, it is a big deal to arrest Xia Siheng!
What's more, this is someone else's country. If something happens, it will be difficult to explain!
They suffered a lot of losses yesterday, and now they can't do anything casually, so as not to affect the overall situation.
"Ninth Prince's Palace!" The Lord of Donglin gritted his teeth and swallowed the humiliation of the Shit Country.
He remembered that Princess Ximing was the blood of Xia Siheng's ex-husband brought by the princess!
Xia Siheng is so stupid, raising a child for others. If he had a biological descendant of the gods, wouldn't he be the common ruler of two countries in the future?
What a pity, his first biological bloodline was given to Ruyun, and now the essence of the gods is in his own son!
Humph.
Princess Ximing? If it weren't for her, Donglin wouldn't have suffered such a great humiliation. Since it's a lowly bloodline, just kill her.
Otherwise, he won't be able to vent his anger!
The King of Donglin didn't laugh all the way, and asked people to speed up to the Ninth Prince's Palace.
The gate of the Ninth Prince's Palace.
The one who arrived earlier than the King of Donglin was Qing Da.
Qing walked in laughing. The gatekeeper asked him what happened, but he said mysteriously, "You'll know in a minute!"
He ran in and said to Wangxia, "Wangxia, didn't the princess tell me to go to the people yesterday and call on everyone to go to the city gate to watch the shit? Today I went out to inquire and saw many people gathered around the Lord of Donglin to discuss. Then I had an idea. Guess what I did?"
"What's going on?" Wangxia asked, leaning over.
Qing Sheng stamped his feet anxiously, "Dad, don't keep us in suspense. Tell us quickly."