Chapter 59, Calling a cat a dog
The next day.
Liu Wan looked at the two people standing in front of her, one big and one small.
Liu Shi lowered his head again, looking at the little guy sitting on the ground, playing with his pacifier!
Seeing Xia Wanwan's pacifier suddenly fall to the ground, Liu Shi immediately squatted down and picked it up as if he saw a life-saving straw, "Hey, sister, you see her pacifier is dirty, I'll take her to wash it, hehehe!"
Xia Wanwan looked up in confusion.
Liu Wan said lightly, "Stop!"
"Sister, I didn't mean it." Liu Shi lowered his head. In front of his sister, he never dared to act rashly, and immediately stood up straight.
"The cat was raised by the Li family. If you send someone to catch it, you will definitely offend the Li family. So I thought, I will take my revenge myself, and then you can tell others that I am ignorant. Sister, I don't want to implicate you."
The young man was sincere, and his head, which was always high-spirited and high-spirited, was deeply buried, like a child who had done something wrong.
But.
Liu Wan didn't buy it. She asked Panchun to carry Xia Wanwan, who was still playing with the pacifier, out, and then reached out to pinch Liu Shi's ears.
"Ah... Sister, I really know I was wrong, please be gentle!!!"
"Tell me, what did you take Wanwan to listen to? Why did Wanwan shout all night last night..."
Liu Wan was embarrassed and blushed, "Wanwan was shouting slut, slut all night..." She
was even singing in her heart, [Love is a light, green to make you panic...]
[If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head.]
There are many more, Liu Wan can't remember them clearly, although she doesn't know what these mean.
But as soon as she heard them, she knew that it was related to Liu Shi's green hat.
What's more disgusting is that the little guy also said that he would treat his uncle to dinner today. As for what dishes to eat, she muttered in her heart, and Liu Wan couldn't hear clearly.
Anyway, it must be related to what happened last night.
Liu Shi's ears turned red all of a sudden, and he suppressed the heat on his face, "Sister, we really wanted to catch a cat last night, but we passed by Mr. Xie's room, and heard a sound from inside..."
He really couldn't say it.
Who could have known that these people were so good at playing.
Liu Wan laughed angrily and picked up the ruler at hand, "Well, you really took Wanwan to clean her ears, I will teach you a lesson today!"
"I wouldn't say anything to you if you went to catch a cat secretly, but she is only six months old, and you dare to take her to take risks!"
Liu Shi cried and silently stretched out his palm for his sister to hit him, "I didn't want to take her, but the cat was really powerful, and only Wanwan could catch it! I really didn't mean it."
He was sixteen years old, and his sister still beat him like this.
Doesn't he want to save face?
Liu Wan asked in a daze, "How do you know that only Wanwan can catch the cat?"
Liu Shi pouted, "If I tell you that I can hear what Wanwan says in her heart, would you find it incredible?"
Liu Wan was stunned.
Thinking that he had hurt her sister's heart, Liu Shi moved over to comfort her, "Sister, it's a good thing that Wanwan is close to me. Don't be sad because you can't hear her voice. I will protect Wanwan for you."
"Haha." Liu Wan smiled faintly, "Brother, kneel down. Sister asks you for something."
Liu Shi immediately knelt down reflexively.
He knelt to the sky, the earth, his parents, and his sister.
Liu Wan said, "You and I know this, but we must not let anyone else know. There have been rumors of evil spirits everywhere in recent years. Wanwan is definitely a normal child. Don't spread this. If she gets hurt, you..."
"Brother knows. Sister."
Liu Wan nodded and hit his palm with the ruler, "Stand up."
Liu Shi smiled slightly. His sister really loved him and was reluctant to use force every time she hit him.
He stood up happily.
At this time, Panchun came in hurriedly, "Oh no, something happened to the young lady."
Liu Wan and Qingsheng hurried to the backyard and saw Xia Wanwan sitting on the ground with a pacifier in her mouth, pointing at the fat cat and crying.
The fat cat's ears drooped, half squatting on the ground, looking at her helplessly.
"What's the matter?"
Liu Wan asked Qingsheng.
Qing Sheng smiled embarrassedly, "The young lady saw the cat here and insisted that I let it out to play with it. After playing for a while, she probably felt bored and pointed at the cat and asked it to bark like a dog, saying it was a puppy."
"How could the cat agree to that? It kept meowing and the young lady got angry and cried."
"She wanted to crawl over and pull the cat's fur, but I stopped her."
Liu Wan: ·······
Liu Shi: ·······
A good cat, why did you ask it to bark like a dog?
How could it bark like a dog? しΙиgㄚuΤXΤ.ΠěTXia
Wanwan was still crying. When she saw her mother coming over, she paused, smeared her saliva on her face, and continued crying.
"Dog...dog..."
"Bully...
boo..." [I just let it bark a few times, and it scolded me. ]
[Mom, do you know how badly it scolds? It meows, meows, meows. ]
Fat cat: ...
Are you kidding me, little ancestor? Yes, I am very grateful that you saved me and didn't let these stupid shit shovelers beat me to death.
But you can't humiliate my dignity as a cat. You
are still barking like a dog, why don't you let me bark like you?
In ancient times, Zhao Gao called a deer a horse, and now you, Xia Wanwan, call a cat a dog, right?
Who understands, it is really speechless.
Xia Wanwan pouted and said with big watery eyes aggrievedly, "It's... a dog... a dog."
Fat Cat: I've really had enough.
Xia Wanwan burst into tears again, "It's... a dog..."
The fat cat wanted to turn around and leave, but it saw the uncle who had pulled out the sword.
And the socially anxious girl who was as strong as an ox, standing behind Xia Wanwan with a mace.
Fat cat: "Woof~"
Xia Wanwan stopped crying and stared at the fat cat blankly.
Fat cat: "Woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof~"
Seeing that the two men put away their weapons, the fat cat was sweating profusely.
Xia Wanwan stopped crying, helped the fat cat to stand up with difficulty, and patted its head, "Good... good dog."
[From now on, I will be a little baby with a dog. ]
[Just listen to me, and when I am three years old, I will help you cultivate into a spirit. 】
The fat cat paused, then immediately jumped and danced around her.
What a joke, it's a great cat, and it still needs a promise from a little brat like you?
"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof."
However, a man of insight is a wise man, and it's better to have it than not to have it.
Liu Wan's eyelids twitched, and she had to give a thumbs up to her daughter.
She seemed to remember that her daughter had a skill, her words came true!
That is to say, good things don't work, but bad things do.
As for this cat...
uh.
Forget it, as long as she is happy, she originally asked General Qing to deal with the cat last night. If Wanwan hadn't insisted on keeping it.
There wouldn't be the current situation.
If Li comes back and finds out that her cat is being kept by her, she doesn't know how she will react.
Just as I finished thinking, Wangxia rushed in, "Grandma, something happened outside!"
"What happened?"
"The Madam and the Prince are back, and they want you to come over!"