What a high standard! Let me see!

[I really didn't expect this...]

Xu Lang's voice was full of exclamations.

[It is said in unofficial history that the ancestor of the Song family was a eunuch, is it true? ! ]

Ah... it is not the three unofficial histories they thought of.

The officials were extremely regretful.

Although it is also surprising that a famous person in history is actually a eunuch, it is not as interesting as a bladder explosion, a skeleton with purple air coming from the east, and a reincarnated imprisoned ungrateful emperor...

etc.!

Other officials: "!!!!"

The ancestor of the Guangping Song family was a eunuch, so how did the Guangping Song family come about? !

Hiss——

cuckold?

Or did the descendants mistake their ancestors?

If that's what you mean, we are interested!

After being shocked, Chief Executive Officer Song reacted and his face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.

Nonsense!

It's really nonsense!

Judging from the portraits handed down in the family, they all have round faces, high noses, and thick lips. The portraits show that they are about 50% similar, so the ancestor's children could never have been adopted!

[It is also tragic to enter the palace as a eunuch in the last years of the dynasty. ]

[However, they are all eunuchs, so where does the family come from? It can't be that the palace inspections were not strict in the last years, and he didn't purify himself? ]

[That's not right! How can people in the last years know that they are living in the last years? It is precisely because the emperor is incompetent and loves pleasure that he focuses more on the harem. For eunuchs who live with his concubines day and night, they should be carefully checked! ]

[Besides, how can a eunuch have such a big family? Chief Executive Song

's eyes were moist. That's

right!

That's right!

Those who say his ancestor was a eunuch must be jealous of his ancestor's achievements! If they can't make up anything else, they can only accuse him of being a eunuch!

Xu Yanmiao must have seen it wrong!

His ancestor was a real man!

[Fuck! He really purified himself! It's like nailing something on the board!]

Outside, the commander of the Jinyiwei suddenly widened his eyes.

Could it be... some kind of medical miracle? !

If the doctor really had this ability, how could the emperor feel at ease to use eunuchs in the palace?

However, think about it from another perspective. That thing can be cured after being cut off, and it does not affect the ability to have children. With such powerful medical skills, can the prince's foot disease be cured?

Chief Executive Song did not think about the medical aspect. An idea popped up in his mind, and he was filled with fear.

Could it be... that the eunuch really adopted his son?

That's not right!

First of all! His ancestor had a beard! Although it was only a dozen or so, it was still there! It was clearly painted in the portrait! It was also clearly recorded in the history books!

Secondly! How could the Uighur Khan tolerate his son-in-law being a eunuch? !

Ridiculous! Too ridiculous!

Absolutely impossible!

[Wow! It turns out that it can be like this? ! ]

Xu Yanmiao was sitting well in the chair, and in an instant, his body became even straighter.

[He grew it back on his own! ]

[He actually grew it back on his own! He didn't take any medicine, nor did he do any exercises or press any acupoints! Chief Executive Song

's body suddenly stiffened, then slowly relaxed, his lips moved slightly: "Okay... okay..."

It seems that this lineage of theirs is indeed the bloodline of the old ancestor.

And he made up his mind to go back and make up a story about his ancestor being a god who came down to earth and was reincarnated as King Kong.

Look! He can recover by himself after being purified, this person is definitely not a human!

- Regardless of whether it is or not, he will make the decision today, and he is sorry for his ancestors.

Oh, right! Don't forget, you must say that it is a reincarnated star god who serves the real dragon, otherwise the minister is a god, wouldn't that suppress the emperor?

Chief Executive Song made the plan very seriously. Outside the house, the commander of the Jinyiwei broke out in a cold sweat, and he thought a lot about the eunuch's recovery, and his mind was filled with horror.

If the eunuchs can get better naturally after purification, then what if there are two who don't have sex with the palace maids, but hook up with the concubines - His Majesty doesn't care about the green hat that the grandson of the emperor put on him, because it was his grandson who did this bullshit!

But what are eunuchs!

Xu Lang, Xu Lang, don't you know that after you say this, those eunuchs will probably be checked every day in the future!

Even if there are clues, no matter whether they are true or false, His Majesty may purge them.

The next second, Xu Lang sighed: [Throughout the ages, there may be only one example like this! 】

The commander of the Jinyiwei: "..."

Oh, I worried for nothing.

It's just that the old ancestor of the Song family is gifted, and other eunuchs don't have that ability.

"That's not right!" An editor who was in charge of compiling the biography of this ancestor of the Song family lowered his voice and discussed with the people around him: "If he had entered the palace, how did he appear in the Uighurs later?"

It's not convenient for you, a eunuch, to escape from the palace, right?

[Wow! This big brother is brave enough! After discovering that his thing can be used again, he actually told the emperor directly! He is really not afraid that the emperor will suspect you of cheating on him and kill you without saying a word. ]

Xu Yanmiao was simply amazed.

He admitted that if it were up to him, he would not dare to confess to the emperor. Anyway, most people would not be so perverted as to strip the eunuch's pants and try that thing, so he would live one day at a time.

Chief Executive Officer Song: "..."

Stomach, stomachache...

He pressed his stomach, and his face was almost grinning.

Almost... Really almost, he would not be able to be born into this world.

This is going directly to see the emperor!

My ancestors! The emperor is a creature who would rather kill someone by mistake than let him go!

【Fuck! After hearing this, the emperor asked the imperial physician to examine him and then let him go! He also rewarded him for his honesty by giving him a robe and a hundred pieces of cloth! At that time, cloth was considered money. 】

【What a nice person. 】

Other officials followed suit and sighed: Yes, this emperor is really nice.

The editors who were compiling the history of the emperors had already remembered this incident and were ready to add it to the biography of Chu Shenzong (the last emperor of Chu).

He also laughed with his colleagues: "I was worried that the biography of Emperor Shenzong of Chu would be too brief. He did nothing in his life and was immersed in love affairs, poetry and song, but he did not do anything bad. However, the foundation of the Chu Dynasty at that time was rotten, and his incompetence was his fault - therefore, there was nothing worth recording about him. Now, fortunately, a smoke screen has come."

Another colleague said hesitantly: "But "Shenzong Shilu", "Shenzong Chronicle", and "Later Book of Chu" did not include this incident. Now that the "General History" compiled by this dynasty has appeared, will future generations suspect that we made it up?"

This is indeed a problem.

The editor in front smiled playfully and said, "You are really a stubborn person. You can write the "General History" and then annotate it with the private history recorded by the Guangping Song family - I don't believe that they would not want to brag about it after learning that their ancestor had such a "bizarre and miraculous" experience."

[Oh! No wonder others don't know about this, it's a sin, it can't be written in the history books. The ancestor didn't want to reveal that he had been a eunuch, so he changed his appearance, even changed his name, and ran away to the Uighurs, so he was later favored by the Uighur Khan and took him as his son-in-law. ]

[He changed his appearance so thoroughly, I have no evidence to prove that this is not a wild history! ]

Wow wow wow -

many people turned their heads to look at Chief Executive Song, wanting to see what he would do.

Chief Executive Officer Song hesitated for only a breath, and immediately made the decision: starting from today! The Guangping Song family has an unparalleled interest in recording history because of the Dunhuang murals. In every generation, there will be three or two people who record history among the people!

- Therefore, their family should indeed have a private history, which happens to record the past that the ancestor told his son after getting drunk!

Tonight he will get this private history out! Selflessly present it to His Majesty!

Sorry, ancestor!

*

This matter spread privately.

Those ministers of the prominent family who were originally crying: "?!" It turns out

that there is really a good thing that has been hidden? !

- It may not be a good thing for the ancestors, but for them, it is!

The prominent families are all related by marriage. These ministers, who can strictly call each other relatives, gathered together with serious expressions, exchanged glances, and hesitated to speak:

So, do you want to take a gamble?

An official slammed the table and stood up: "This matter is already a foregone conclusion. If you stick your head out, you will be cut! If you shrink your head, you will also be cut! Moreover, this may be an opportunity, do it!" As he said, he went to Wenhua Hall!

The other ministers forced themselves to take a deep breath and calm down.

He was right. If you stick your head out, you will be cut, and if you shrink your head, you will be cut - so let's see if this colleague is hurt by the knife first!

*

The colleague is a member of the Qiao family of Chuansha, and now he is the Prince's Secretary, a third-rank official.

When he arrived at the door of Wenhua Hall, he found that Chief Executive Song had already changed his mindset and surrounded Xu Yanmiao with great enthusiasm.

"Xu Lang, are you serious? His Majesty doesn't intend to let you take my place?"

"Well, what are you reading? Oh! The history books that record our ancestors. Unfortunately, I don't know which of them are true and which are false." "

If we don't know what is true and which is false, the historian should choose elegant words and discard weird ones. And we can't judge which deeds can be used based on our own likes and dislikes. Even if they are obtained from legends and have not been confirmed by books, they should be recorded in the history books."

"For example, the reincarnation of my ancestor..."

At this point, President Song paused and rubbed the part of his stomach that was starting to hurt again: "Although reincarnation, auspicious signs, and dreams are common in official history, they were all learned from the families of emperors and generals, so they were recorded in history books. And the saying that the head of the family is the reincarnation of Taizu's loyal minister is mostly absurd rumors among the people. There is no such saying in the family, so it is classified as 'weird'."

Xu Yanmiao listened carefully and absorbed these work experiences.

——College students are just clear and stupid, not ignorant. If a senior at work is willing to tell you about his experience, you are really a soft-hearted god!

The senior changed the subject and said lightly, "However, in the second half, whether my ancestor had an improper relationship with Chu Shenzong..."

[Of course it doesn't matter! As expected, since ancient times, romantic news has always been the most eye-catching - of course, I am the same, guilty, guilty. ]

[And, because Chu Shenzong did not kill him at the beginning, he also privately asked Zhou Shizu to let Chu Shenzong be a free commoner, and Zhou Shizu also agreed - hiss, so to say, there is no smoke without fire, could it be that this matter was accidentally leaked, and it was passed on and turned into a ridiculous unofficial history? ]

Thank you so much, Xu Lang! You are such a good person!

Chief Executive Officer Song did not hesitate at all, and continued with what he had said before, saying in a very normal manner: "This is of course nonsense."

[Puff——]

Chief Executive Officer Song glanced at Xu Yanmiao suspiciously, but there was nothing strange about the other person's expression. If he had not heard his inner voice clearly, he would not have been able to tell that the other person was laughing in his heart.

Strange, what was so funny about what he just said?

Chief Executive Officer Song thought about it and couldn't figure it out. With full of doubts, he continued: "The Song family has a family history record, which happens to record the inside story. I will present the family history to Your Majesty later, and use it to write the history of Zhou."

[Wow! The Guangping Song family actually has a family history! Then they are lucky, at least many unofficial histories can be avoided, unlike the Qiao family where the Prince's Secretary is located. There was a fire during the war, and many books were lost. Who knows if there is any family history among them. 】

【Hey, wait, if that's the case, then the glorious record of their ancestors who were invincible in the court is gone? 】 The Prince's

Secretary who was outside the door wiped the hot sweat that came out from his hasty rush, and his chest was heaving with excitement.

Look! He said, this is an opportunity!

After straightening his clothes, the Prince's Secretary showed a complacent smile, and under the envious eyes of other colleagues, he walked into Wenhua Hall.

【What a pity. At that time, when the great scholar Qiao was in the court, the wrinkled-faced Minister of Works said to his political enemy: "When your words attack others, you are as masculine as an eagle. After arguing with you, how can I face the rest of my political enemies who are like chickens?" The Minister of Works opened his mouth three times, but couldn't say a word. He turned around and hid back in the official ranks in embarrassment. 】

[The Minister of Works has been called "Brother Eagle" by his colleagues for three years hahahaha! The first time he was called masculine, his official boots were torn after he left the court hahaha!]

The Prince's Secretary stumbled and banged his forehead against the door.

His pupils were dizzy.

What the hell is this!

Wasn't my ancestor called "the beautiful jade of the Qiao family"! How could it be such a thing!

- He was so shocked that he didn't even care about respecting his ancestors.

[And there was the Secretary of the Central Secretariat, who rolled up his sleeves to take the position, and he spoke with a flourish, slandering the great scholar Qiao. As a result, the Grand Scholar looked at him quietly, and when he paused, he sighed: "I really want to be friends with the Sheren, but since I can't stand on the same side with you, I can only be a heartless person and hurt you again and again."】

【The Zhongshu Sheren threw away his armor on the spot and retreated with his face covered.】

【——Awkward.】 The Prince's

Secretary had lifeless eyes and stared blankly into the void.

He understood.

At this moment... although it was a bit treasonous, he really sympathized with his ancestors' political enemies.

He caught a glimpse of a historian writing quickly from the corner of his eye. The Prince's Secretary was shocked and his eyes showed despair: "Don't, don't——"

The historian seemed to notice his gaze, raised his head and looked at him, and after a moment of silence, nodded at him.

The Prince's Secretary was overjoyed.

Then, the historian turned away mercilessly, blocked his sight with his back, and continued to write furiously.

The Prince's Secretary: "..."

The century-old reputation of my Qiao

family... There were also people beside him wailing quietly: "The reputation of my ancestors..."

The Prince's Secretary turned around and recognized that the wailing people were the descendants of "Brother Xiongying".

And after this incident, people might mention their family as "the family as masculine as Xiongying".

Miserable, too miserable. Worse than the Qiao family.

This thought flashed through his mind, and the Prince's Secretary suddenly felt a little relieved.

At least their Qiao family is not the worst!

【In those years, the great scholar Qiao enjoyed unlimited glory. His political enemies never dared to confront him head-on, and could only silently write to the emperor to impeach him. 】

【Later, when he went to Champa as a delegation, almost all of his political enemies sent him off in a roundabout way. 】

【Hey! This incident is recorded, and it seems that an idiom was born. What is it called... Oh! "Beautiful jade in its quality", used to praise a gentleman who is like jade, even his enemies respect him. 】

The crown prince's secretary was already numb.

So this is the truth behind the roundabout way of sending him off?

【However, the great scholar Qiao was also very embarrassed. Champa had Champa rice, which was high-yielding, drought-resistant and early-maturing. Other rices matured about once every four or five months, while Champa rice matured once every three months. 】

【What a good thing! The great scholar Qiao wanted to trade immediately. 】

【Did Champa refuse at that time? Oh! At that time, it was still a neutral or hostile stance. 】

【The great scholar Qiao was so shameless that he sent troops to attack Champa. When people asked him why he did it... Damn it! He actually said: Champa moved the rice of the Great Zhou to its territory, which is really shameless! 】

【Who is shameless, my great scholar! 】

【However, for food, it is not shabby. 】

The crown prince's secretary: "..."

Their Qiao family jade...

Forget it, why not call it Qiao family marble in the future. At least... at least our ancestors didn't reveal anything that would cause people to criticize them, right?

—— His requirements were already very low.

"Although it is inevitable that you will get a knife if you stick your head out and a knife if you shrink your head. But..."

This knife is too painful.

At this moment, the officials from prominent families had tears in their eyes.

[A room full of orchids, a family of scholars, the Peng family of Henggang, embraces the jade and holds the jade. ]

[What a high standard! Let me see! ]

The Peng official closed his eyes in pain.