Surprise! The purification room may have merit!

"It was indeed wild." Xu Yanmiao replied to Lian Hang, feeling very emotional: "It's just a pity for the people downstairs. They were injured - oh, I mean, I don't know if they were injured."

Lian Hang said "Ah", and his tone seemed to be guessing: "It seems that someone was hit. I heard that when they were eating downstairs, they heard a man screaming "Ah--"."

- Both of them were pretending to be ignorant, so that they could perform a hundred or eighty episodes of "Infernal Affairs".

I don't know what the specific situation was at the time, such as how big the hole was, or how the person involved escaped from the scene...

Xu Yanmiao and Lian Hang looked at each other, and they both saw the eagerness in their eyes.

"Ahem." Lian Hang coughed lightly: "Xu Lang, I'm a little hungry."

Xu Yanmiao also coughed lightly: "Let's go out for a meal, I'll treat you. But where should we go?"

Lian Hang pretended: "Let's go to Liukeju, the bean curd noodles there are very fragrant, and they are very generous with sesame oil."

Xu Yanmiao: "Okay! Let's go!"

He grabbed Lian Hang's arm and left.

*

Liukeju is the hostel where "the guests were so wild that they broke through the floor and fell from the third floor to the second floor."

The lobby on the first floor is used to entertain diners.

Lian Hang was familiar with the dishes: "Two bowls of braised beans noodles, the beans should be cooked more tender. I'll add garlic to my portion, but no chopped green onions. What about you, Xu Lang?"

"No garlic." "

How can you eat noodles without garlic? Haven't you heard that, if you don't eat garlic, the flavor will be reduced by half?"

"Nonsense - I want hot sauce! Do you have hot sauce produced in Huguang? Yes? Great! Add it to my portion!"

The second half of the sentence was addressed to the waiter.

As soon as the noodles were served, I heard people laughing and talking about what happened today from a few tables away.

"It was really sudden, there was a loud bang, I thought it was a thunderbolt."

"I heard that the bed was too intense, and a big hole was broken in the third floor. Now someone is looking from the second floor. In my opinion, the hostel owner should charge money there, one copper coin per visit, he must make a lot of money."

"If they asked for money, no one would go there."

"Do you know who the unlucky guy was who was hit on the bed by someone falling from the sky and injured?"

"I heard it was a scholar! He was here sorting out books for the spring examination and injured his hand. Fortunately, there are still two months, so he should be able to recover."

"It's terrible."

Xu Yanmiao was holding a copper kettle and adding hot water to himself. When he heard that the injured person was a man, he sighed, "It's really terrible. It's an unexpected disaster. I hope he can keep his mood stable, otherwise it will definitely affect his performance in the imperial examination."

[Let's go back and see if we can get him a doctor.]

[It's terrible.]

Lian Hang smiled and said something with a double meaning, "Xu Lang has a kind heart."

Xu Yanmiao almost laughed out loud, "How can you exaggerate with just these two sentences?"

Lian Hang looked serious, as if he was being sincere, "Of course."

"Puff——" Xu Yanmiao held back his laughter, "Eat noodles, eat noodles, and then go see the big hole!"

*

But after eating the noodles, he went to the toilet first.

Xu Yanmiao was the first to arrive, but someone begged Xu Yanmiao to give him the toilet first, and confidently said: "Just give me a cup of tea."

Xu Yanmiao let the other person go in first.

Then, it was timed out...

"Dong Dong Dong——"

Xu Yanmiao kept knocking on the wooden door of the toilet: "How long will it take?"

A voice came from inside: "I have a stomachache, give me another incense stick, it will be done!"

"Okay."

...

"Dong Dong Dong——"

"It's almost two incense sticks, are you ready?"

"Almost! I'm tying my belt."

This time, it took about a cup of tea (five minutes).

Xu Yanmiao: "You..."

"Wow——"

The sound of flushing came from inside.

"Click--"

the other party opened the latch and stepped out: "Sorry, my hand is hurt..." He looked up and saw Xu Yanmiao: "God of Wealth?!"

——When he came here before, his stomach hurt so much that he couldn't look up all the way, and of course he didn't see Xu Yanmiao's face.

Xu Yanmiao: "...Gao He?" He

paused and said in a subtle tone: "What do you mean by God of Wealth?"

Gao He: "..."

Giving him ten silver coins for free, so that he can move from the temple to a hostel and eat comfortably every day, what else can he be but the God

of Wealth? I really hope that there will be such a good thing as selling ancestors next time.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Xu Yanmiao guessed something and simply changed the subject: "Your hand is..."

Gao He: "Someone hit it."

Xu Yanmiao: "You are?!"

Gao He: "Yes, I am the unlucky

one." Xu Yanmiao didn't know whether to comfort him. After all... when the other party talked about this, there was only excitement in his eyes.

Gao He coughed and said, "God of Wealth, the owner of this inn is too stingy and doesn't put toilet paper in it. I still have some left, do you want it?"

He raised it.

Xu Yanmiao looked closely and saw that the toilet paper was not in sheets, but in half.

Gao He said confidently: "I gave it to you. I cut it in half for my own use, so it takes longer to use."

Xu Yanmiao: "..."

He really wanted to know, is it true that Gao He and the old emperor have no blood relationship?

From a distance, a voice broke the weird atmosphere: "Xu Lang! Why did you take so long!" Lian

Hang came.

Xu Yanmiao used the toilet paper and went to the toilet quickly. When she returned to the table, there were three people.

As the person involved, Gao He described the scene vividly: "That old guy is really not a man. He wrapped his face with a bed sheet and ran away. He didn't even leave a piece of cloth for the girl. I couldn't stand it, so I grabbed him and asked him to pay! By the way, I threw my pillowcase to the girl - the pillowcase was newly bought and I haven't used it yet. Oh, I hope she can remember to return it to me. It would be better to buy a new one."

"The money that the old guy gave didn't even go to the God of Wealth... Well, I mean, he just gave it to me..."

Before Gao He finished speaking, a man walked in from outside the door and sat at the table next to them. As soon as he came in, he asked for a jar of wine and drank it very heavily.

Xu Yanmiao recognized that the man was Yang Shijiang from the Hanlin Academy. No one knew what had happened to him, but he was drinking to drown his sorrows.

But no matter what he was worried about...

Xu Yanmiao quickly interrupted Gao He and whispered, "Trust me, let's talk about it somewhere else."

At the same time, she thought to herself -

[Fuck, fuck, fuck!]

[How did I bump into Yang Shijiang? ! I remember that people and animals seem to get sick when they (have sex) (have sex)? Or it's an infectious disease. Although I don't know if the sheep are sick, I'd better avoid them.]

[I will respect normal patients, but forget about those who can't control their lower body.]

Yang Mengyu, who was drinking to drown his sorrows, spit out a mouthful of wine: "Cough cough cough——" and

was completely confused.

... Disease?

... What disease? !

Isn't it only about ethics between people and animals!

[Speaking of which, what kind of disease can be caused by having sex with animals? Damn it, you are bullying me because I am not good at biology, right?]

Xu ​​Yanmiao seemed to be trying to stir up his memories.

[Hmm... Schistosoma japonicum entered the human body from the sheep's body through close contact?]

"Hiss——"

Lian Hang looked at Yang Mengyu with pity.

Schistosoma japonicum. Just hearing the name sounds scary, it won't suck Yang Mengyu's blood dry in the future, will it?

Yang Mengyu himself's eyes went dark, his body shook violently, and the glass of wine in his hand spilled all over the table.

[What is another kind of insect disease?] Xu ​​Yanmiao tapped his head: [What kind of insect? Never mind, the bugs will reproduce in the human body and spread all over the body. 】

Yang Mengyu just came to his senses when he was hit hard again. He stared at Xu Yanmiao with a ghost-like look, not caring whether he would be discovered or not.

Bugs reproduce in his body? !

With this sentence all over his mind, Yang Mengyu got goosebumps all over his body, and felt itchy everywhere. Two lines of hot tears burst out. "Pa——" He slapped himself.

Let you lose!

Let you lose!

With your official position, you can get any man or woman, but you have to pick on sheep!

[I vaguely remember that there was a bacterial disease that caused hearing loss... hydrocephalus... brain necrosis - eh, I wonder if I will become idiot? 】

Yang Mengyu shuddered.

[Well, it could also be skin abscesses, abdominal pain, bloody stools, and then poisoning and death soon after.]

Yang Mengyu's head buzzed.

He suddenly felt as if he was having difficulty breathing.

In addition, he felt as if his abdomen began to hurt, as if his ears began to buzz, and as if his head was about to split.

Doctor!

He needs a doctor!!!

*

There was no doctor, but the Jinyiwei came.

A closer look revealed a lot of cold sweat on Yang Mengyu's neck. He sneered: "Now are you afraid, Yang Shijiang?"

Yang Mengyu stretched out his hand to grab the Jinyiwei, but the other party quickly stepped back - who knew if there were bugs in his body, and whether the bugs would crawl over along his palm.

There seemed to be a chilling cold light in his eyes: "Yang Shijiang, His Majesty summons you, come with us."

*

The old emperor cherishes his life.

Although Xu Yanmo did not say that Yang Mengyu must have a disease, nor did he say that the disease would be transmitted through close contact, he still did not meet Yang Mengyu face to face. Instead, an eunuch stood in front of Yang Mengyu, and another eunuch passed the message outside the house. The doors and windows were tightly closed and boarded up to ensure that even if there was a fire, Yang Mengyu would not be able to escape from the house.

"Yang Shijian, the emperor has something for me to tell you."

Yang Mengyu watched the tall and strong eunuch approach him. In the blink of an eye, the big fist was in front of him. Suddenly, his nose hurt. He staggered back several steps and hit his back hard against the wall.

A hot stream seemed to flow out of his nose. Yang Mengyu wiped it with the back of his hand and wiped away the terrifying red pattern.

The strong eunuch repeated the old emperor's words in a loud voice, and the tone was exactly the same: "Yang Fei!"

Mengyu is a courtesy name, and Fei is a given name. When the emperor called him by his full name, Yang Mengyu took a deep breath and dared not breathe.

"You're just missing that one hole?! If you can't control that evil, I'll help you!"

Yang Mengyu felt cold in his heart and asked weakly, "How, how can I control it?"

The eunuch glanced at him slowly and smiled, "In the purification room."

"Dong——"

Yang Mengyu sat down on the ground.

The eunuch's voice continued in his ears, "I don't know if Yang Shijiang is sick or not, so just give up this official position. Shijiang can rest assured to recuperate at home, this is a special honor given by His Majesty."

...

Outside the door, the old emperor looked solemnly: "Pass on the oral order——"

The eunuch next to him bowed and listened to the order.

"Order the Ministry of Justice to include the issue of human-animal sex in Xia law and draft a penalty. Heavy penalty!"

Those insects that reproduce in the human body, who knows whether they will enter the body of a woman through sex, and then enter the body of her offspring through childbirth.

It may not be noticeable in one or two generations, but after a few generations, the whole world will be full of insect people, all sickly, how can this be tolerated? !

It must be banned!

...

In the hotel, Xu Yanmiao's mental storm did not affect his actions. He quickly took Lian Hang and Gao He away from Yang Mengyu.

Lian Hang knew what was going on. Gao He, who came out confused, asked in confusion: "What happened?"

Xu Yanmiao patted his shoulder with a subtle expression: "Listen to my advice. If you meet someone who has sex with animals in the future, stay as far away from them as possible."

Gao He was stunned: "There are still such people?"

Xu Yanmiao nodded: "The world is so big that there are all kinds of things."

Gao He pondered for a moment and was full of confidence: "After I pass the imperial examination and the palace examination and become an official, I will naturally stay away from them. People in the temple and those in the opposition rarely have contact."

"It is better to open up than to block. Instead of being worried all day long, it is better to put yourself in a very high position so that you can isolate yourself from human harm."

Ah, this.

Now it was Lian Hang's turn to pat Gao He's shoulder.

"Gao... Mr. Gao..."

He said in a subtle tone: "Then... I wish you success in the imperial examination."