I would be tempted too.

Liang Rui was strong enough not to faint. But Xu Yanmiao seemed not to want to let him go:

[Hey, come to think of it, if it works out, shouldn’t the old emperor call young Liang his father-in-law, and old Liang his grandfather? ]

[Super double! ]

[Young Liang really has an idea - oh, he can just find a favorite minister, and he has the power to act. ]

Liang Rui covered his chest with his hands, his heart aching.

Why don’t we usually see his son being so active! He thinks his life is too smooth, and wants to experience the feeling of being beaten with a stick, right!

The officials standing next to Liang Rui felt a million sympathies for him.

It’s time to feel sorry for such a bold son.

However...

the official walked over and whispered: "Master Liang, instead of feeling bad for yourself, why don't you let your son feel bad for him? There are so many beautiful girls who don't want to date, but you have to like the old lady. It's because you didn't beat her enough when she was a child."

Liang Rui took a breath and said in a low voice: "I don't beat children."

The official was very shocked: "You never beat them once?"

Liang Rui shook his head.

The official: "That won't work! A filial son is born under the stick!"

Liang Rui still shook his head.

At this time, Xu Yanmiao: [Hey, come to think of it, Xiao Liang told Lao Liang himself that he likes women who are gentle and tolerant, but not weak, dignified, decisive, experienced, wise, decisive and strong-willed -]

[Then wouldn't Her Majesty the Queen be satisfied too? Fortunately, he has never met Her Majesty the Queen, otherwise...】

"Pa——"

【Eh? There seems to be some sound? 】

Xu Yanmiao looked up in confusion. But he found nothing.

【Illusion? 】

On the golden stage, the old emperor's palms were red and swollen from slapping the armrests, and his face was almost as black as the bottom of a pot.

Before, he was not angry about Liang Youwen wanting to be his Taishan, but instead found it ridiculous. But now, the needle pierced his body and he felt the pain.

Below, Liang Rui's heart, which was already painful, was even more painful.

He turned to look at the official, his face expressionless and his heart dead: "Sir, can you teach me how to beat a child?"

The official suddenly became excited: "I tell you, one word, it's 'beat'! Beating the buttocks with a cane is painful but won't break any bones! You can also punish him by depriving him of food. It doesn't mean not giving him food, but eating meat without salt and vegetables without oil. He will not be hungry and will remember his mistakes."

He said excitedly: "You can consider his mistakes yourself, To decide whether to punish him with one, two or three meals. My son was also naughty in his youth. At that time, my neighbor had a jade pot with a beautiful green glaze. My son stole it without saying a word and played a game of "pretending to be Guanyin Bodhisattva" with his group of friends, using it as Guanyin Bodhisattva's jade bottle. Later, I found out about it and punished him with three days of food. There was no salt or oil in the dishes every day. He cried and admitted his mistake. Later, he never dared to touch other people's things again. "

Liang Rui nodded solemnly.

And said: "Thank you. I got a good horse a few days ago, and I will send it to you after the court."

*

Just after the court session, most of the people in the court want to leave.

- You can see the excitement after the court session!

For example, in addition to Prime Minister Dou, there are actually quite a few members of the Dou family in the court, and one or two of them are glaring at Liang Rui angrily.

We all call the old lady our ancestor, but your son actually wants to ascend to heaven in one step and become our ancestor? !

Liang Rui lowered his head guiltily for his son.

[Wuhu! Xiao Liang actually fell in love at first sight! ]

Liang Rui raised his head, his eyes firm and very focused.

He must listen carefully and prescribe the right medicine, so as to dispel his son's ridiculous idea!

How dare he - the ninety-five-year-old old lady -

[He was also in the capital three years ago and was going to take the imperial examination - oh, so this time it's the second exam. ]

Liang Rui was anxious.

Why didn't I feel that it was so unbearable that Xu Yanmo was always distracted by other things!

[Then, he was greedy and asked a group of people to go into the mountains to dig mushrooms - has this brother always been so brave? He went into the mountains in the winter, and he was not afraid of accidents. ]

[Fuck, he saw mushrooms in a dry well and went down to pick them. His skills are amazing! ]

Liang Rui didn't say anything.

But other officials could obviously feel his anxiety.

Their eyes were more sympathetic: Xiao Bai Ze is often like this, you just have to bear with it.

[Then... poisoned? ! ]

Liang Rui's brows wrinkled suddenly.

He found that... his son didn't seem to take his life seriously.

He dared to go into the deep mountains in winter, and he dared to go into a dry well that he didn't know if it was dangerous.

It's not a good way to deal with things.

On the golden stage, the old emperor thought viciously: Why didn't I poison this turtle grandson at that time!

How dare he covet the queen!

He didn't covet her now because he didn't see her. He would definitely covet her when he saw her - the old emperor quickly worked out the equation in his mind and began to get angry.

[It's terrible. He's vomiting and diarrhea, and his whole body is convulsing. And we're in the mountains. It's probably too late to go out and find a doctor.]

[But seeing how lively he is now, could it be that he fell in love at first sight after being rescued by the old lady... Hey, I think I guessed right - hahahahahaha! I'm simply laughing hahahaha! Help! This is in the court! Are you trying to make me laugh to death!]

Others didn't know what Xu Yanmo saw. They could only see that he suddenly lowered his head, his shoulders trembling slightly, and he was obviously trying to hold back his laughter.

And it was hilarious.

Xu Lang laughed for dozens of breaths, and he was slow to satisfy the curiosity of others. He was so anxious that he kept pressing his fingers.

Even his best friend Lian Hang stared at him with eyes wide open, holding his breath.

After Xu Lang finally laughed enough, he said in his heart: [The person who traveled with Xiao Liang is really a talent. How did he come up with the idea of ​​letting Xiao Liang eat feces to detoxify? ]

What? ? ?

Lian Hang rubbed his ears vigorously.

Eat, eat, eat feces to detoxify? !

The imperial physician who was serving in the court silently raised his thumb in his heart.

If there is really no other way, using this vomiting method can indeed save lives - as long as the patient can get over it.

[The scholar in the same profession also swore that he had seen villagers poisoned by eating mushrooms before, and they were treated in this way, and they were alive and kicking soon. It's so funny, Xiao Liang refused to eat it, and would rather die of pain or poison. ]

[How can I say it, even if I have to hesitate. This really requires a lot of courage. ]

Even the old emperor felt a subtle sympathy for Liang Youwen for a moment.

Seeing that he survived, it would be impossible... Well, his courage is commendable. Then he will not be severely punished - anyway, girls will not like someone who has eaten feces.

Liang Rui didn't know the impolite thoughts in the old emperor's mind, but his eyes were slightly moist.

He didn't know that his son had suffered so much in order to survive!

Perhaps it was because of this that his character became unconventional!

[Hiss——]

[What a close call!]

[If it weren't for the passing old lady Wei Chi who stopped him, the fellow scholar would have almost forced the thing into Xiao Liang's mouth! What a close call!]

[It seems that it was really a life-saving grace... Wow!]

Xu Yanmiao exclaimed in her heart.

[After the old lady knew that Xiao Liang was poisoned by mushrooms, she first ordered the maid to take off Xiao Liang's shoes, and squatted down to see if there was any reaction between Xiao Liang's second and third toes, and then pressed hard up and down with her fingers. 】

【Not too fast, not too slow, not too anxious, Xiao Liang was stunned. 】

【She also patiently comforted Xiao Liang, saying that she had studied medicine and told him not to be afraid. 】

【Then she instructed another maid to get warm water from the carriage. After Xiao Liang finished drinking, she washed her hands and used her fingers to poke his throat... It was also to induce vomiting, which was much better than eating feces. 】

【Then she kept drinking water and inducing vomiting. When Xiao Liang was vomiting and groggy, he heard the old lady's steady voice: Ride out of the mountain quickly to buy medicine, ginseng, white atractylodes, licorice, dried ginger, aconite, poria...】

【While giving orders to the servants, she also induced Xiao Liang to vomit steadily. 】

【Tsk tsk, so that's how it is. This completely meets Xiao Liang's requirements of being gentle and steady, experienced, and calm in the face of difficulties. This is completely his ideal type! Not to mention the "favor of saving the mouth." 】

【Hmm... maybe there is some suspension bridge effect? ​​】

Ministers: What is that?

Although I don't know what the suspension bridge effect that Xu Yanmo muttered in his heart is, looking at Xiao Liang... no, looking at the reaction of Liang Rui's son, it is obvious that he has a good impression of him because he was saved from life and death. But

to be honest, whoever can save them when they are about to be forced to eat shit, they are also moved.

Liang Rui: "..."

What should we do?

Otherwise, he kicks his son into the feces pit, and then arranges someone to pretend to pass by, rescue him calmly, and induce vomiting?

...

Liang Youwen wondered if his hot and sour chicken feet were not attractive enough. He was about to spend his savings of more than 30 years to learn the secret specialties of the restaurant. He suddenly felt a little cold. He

strode out of the room, lifted the handle of the iron cart in the yard and went out with his strength.

"Do some physical work, warm up! Whoosh--"

Listening to the creaking of the iron wheels on the frozen ground, Liang Youwen couldn't help but smile.

Cooking in an iron pot requires strength, and he has plenty of strength! He will definitely please Xu Lang!

The

old emperor almost shouted "wonderful".

After all, his sister was safe, so he could watch the excitement without worry.

As for the mother-in-law... To be honest, the old emperor didn't think his mother-in-law would be interested in a young man. Even if she heard about this, she would probably just be in tears and laughter.

Prime Minister Dou was even more relaxed.

His mother was certainly charming and graceful, old and virtuous, knowledgeable and easy-going. A young boy - although he was over 30, but in Prime Minister Dou's eyes, he was really a young boy.

Ha.

It's natural to be impressed by a young boy's charm.

Moreover, his mother had come into contact with many young talents in her life. A "young man" who might have a gap in his front teeth when he grinned would not be noticed by his mother at all. What was there to be angry about?

Only Liang Rui was worried.

Start thinking about whether you want to use the stick to make a filial son, or to use "food punishment", or to push people into the dung pit -