After I retire and return to my hometown, I write some memoirs to record the embarrassing moments of my colleagues. Is that okay?

I want to be a marquis!

I will be a marquis!

I will be a marquis!

I am a marquis!

Xie Luoshui, wearing her marquis's clothes and boots, walked in the hall with a loud noise.

Her father was happily under the eaves, shouting loudly to the neighbors: "Yes! My daughter! She was made a marquis! She even met the emperor! She had dinner with the emperor in the same place! The emperor gave Luoshui a big house, we will move in tomorrow! I have seen that house, wow, it's bright!"

Her mother came in from outside in a hurry: "Luoshui's father! Come and see, the piglets born by our sow are pooping white shit!"

"Oh!" Father Xie jumped up and was about to go out with Mother Xie. The neighbors laughed at them: "Your daughter is going to be a marquis, why are you still taking care of those two pigs?"

Mother Xie was stunned for a moment, confused and said: "Why not? My sow has grown so big with great difficulty, it may have given birth to piglets. It gave birth to five or six piglets in the last half an hour! They are all money!"

"Hey! The emperor gave you Luoshui money!"

"Well, everyone knows that. Isn't it because you have no time to spare? Luoshui said that the pigpen and vegetable garden at home will be moved to the backyard of the marquis's mansion. The baby's father and I can do whatever we want. The rules are for outsiders."

Xie Niang smiled with squinted eyes, which made the neighbors envious.

Who would have thought that an adopted girl could become the parents of a marquis! This girl was picked up by them, what a great luck!

At this time, someone came to the door: "Excuse me, is Lord Xie

here?" The neighbors immediately responded enthusiastically: "Yes, yes!"

"Girl Luoshui, come out!"

"Hey! Why are you still calling me girl Luoshui? You should be called Lord Hou! It's time to change your name! Lord Xie! Someone is looking for you!"

Xie Luoshui came out quickly. When the man saw her, he smiled and handed her an invitation: "Seven days later, it will be my grandfather's 80th birthday. Lord Hou, please come and have a look."

He took out a gift box and said: "Congratulations, Lord Hou, on being crowned a marquis."

Xie Luoshui took a look at the signature on the invitation, which was a "Dou" character. She took the gift box and thanked him, and then said that she would definitely come that night. Then the person who sent the invitation left. Xie Luoshui

was left in distress: What should she give to the prime minister for his 80th birthday?

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Xu Yanmiao was also worried: "Gao Xiang, do you know what your uncle likes?"

Princess Xiangyang said hesitantly: "I don't know either, but my mother told me that my uncle often practices calligraphy. I'll give him the ink that many people in the capital buy recently. It should be okay, right?"

"It should be..."

[But when this ink just came out, the prime minister asked his housekeeper to buy it back...]

Princess Xiangyang changed the subject: "But I don't know if this ink is available in my uncle's house. I'll ask around later - I just thought of another one! What do you think about me asking someone to paint my uncle's whole family? For an eighty-year-old man, he should like to see the whole family living in harmony?"

Xu Yanmiao: "Is it enough to paint a picture every three days?"

Princess Xiangyang: "..."

[And it seems that the prince gave this as a gift, and the painting is almost finished. 】

Princess Xiangyang began to think about the possibility of stealing her brother's portrait.

【Fuck! 】

【Hahahahahaha! 】

【Prime Minister Dou, your youngest son is such a talent hahahaha! 】

Princess Xiangyang's ears immediately stood up.

Her little cousin, isn't he the idiot who didn't have a very bright mind and used his (back) (garden) to pinch gold, silver and jewelry to send out to please the courtesan, what did he do again?

Outside the door, Prime Minister Dou, who was passing by the Ministry of Personnel and planning to take a look at Xu Yanmiao, subconsciously wanted to find a stick to beat his son.

But he still tried to calm down.

Think of something good, his son might not have the brains to think of a particularly irritating gift!

【What on earth is he thinking! He thinks that his father is eighty years old and may have difficulty walking, so he wants to give his father a wheelchair on his eightieth birthday? ? ? 】

Puff——

Hold it, don't laugh!

Princess Xiangyang pinched her palms desperately, and suddenly her confidence increased.

Then she doesn't have to worry about any gift issues. No matter how outrageous the gift is, can it be more outrageous than a wheelchair! There

was a slight sound, and the two turned their heads and saw Prime Minister Dou pushing the door in.

The niece immediately cast a pitying look at her uncle.

Prime Minister Dou smiled back.

It's just that the feeling of this smile... Princess Xiangyang pondered for a while, and it seemed that when she came to visit that day, she should not only bring her uncle's 80th birthday gift, but also bring some medicine for her little cousin's injuries from falls.

Xu Yanmiao greeted him warmly: "Why did the Prime Minister come to the Ministry of Personnel?"

"I just retired to His Majesty and came to see how you are doing before leaving."

Prime Minister Dou said it very naturally, but Xu Yanmiao and Princess Xiangyang were shocked: "Retire?"

Princess Xiangyang was anxious: "Uncle! Did someone say something about you!"

For example, you are still in the position of Prime Minister at the age of eighty.

"You are still healthy, your ears are not deaf, and your eyes are not blurry. Why do you want to retire?"

Dou Qing smiled and said, "But I really don't have enough energy. Besides, I am old and want to spend more time with my family. It is indeed time for me to retire from this position."

And there is something he didn't say.

As long as Dou Qing is the prime minister, the younger generation in his family will not be able to hold high positions. Even if they are from a distant family, the emperor will not allow one family to monopolize the positions of high officials in the court.

It would be better for him to be more sensible and step down from the position of prime minister. His brother-in-law will honor the Dou family.

He looked at Xiao Bai Ze and felt a little sorry.

I will never hear such interesting gossip again.

Prime Minister Dou smiled and blinked at Xu Yanmiao: "I will leave the court soon. I don't know if I can see some interesting stories. It would be great if someone could give me a book with some bizarre stories in it."

Xu Lang burst into tears on the spot: [Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu! ]

[The Prime Minister is such a good man! ]

[He knows that I’m poor and that I have a headache about gifts, so he specially gave me some advice! ]

[I will definitely prepare this book well! ]

Prime Minister Dou smiled slightly.

Princess Xiangyang looked forward to it: Uncle! What about me? I——

[Well, Prime Minister Dou may be tired of ordinary anecdotes. ]

[I’ll look up some stories about the ancestors of each family and say that I found an ancient history book. ]

[Anyway, it’s just Prime Minister Dou reading it, and no one else knows about it, so it’s not a big problem. ]

Prime Minister Dou’s smile froze .

No! Don’t be so attentive!

Just tell me about the excitement in the village and county! There’s no need to go straight to the ancestors!

Prime Minister Dou coughed, as if he was just concerned about Xu Yanmiao’s reminder: "Just some anecdotes in the book, don’t worry too much, you..."

[The Prime Minister is really nice, he’s afraid that I’ll be too distressed about this! ]

[I must be more attentive! ]

Prime Minister Dou: “Really…”

[Hey! I knew I was right! I didn’t expect you to be this kind of Prime Minister. You started writing your memoirs two years ago, and recorded so many embarrassing moments of your colleagues. Are you afraid that they won’t be remembered forever? ]

[It’s so funny. It’s about a deputy censor fishing for fifteen days… Wait, it’s already been updated. This time he fished for a month, but didn’t catch a single fish. Hahahaha! I didn’t know that! Not only did you write about how he couldn’t catch any fish, you also wrote a comment saying that his children didn’t know how to be filial. Couldn’t they dive into the water to hook fish for their father? Hahahaha! So stingy! 】

A brief cry of surprise erupted from the people around the Censor, who slammed his fist on the table and gritted his teeth: "Old bastard..."

In fact, many officials will write memoirs after retirement, which record a lot of interesting things, and many historical materials are turned out from them.

But it's better if you don't let others know. If they do know, you can't blame them for revenge.

Wait! He wrote it too! You, Prime Minister Dou, are not so "innocent"!

【Oh, there's more...】

Prime Minister Dou thought of the things recorded in his memoirs and shuddered: "Ahem, Xu Yanmiao, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first."

He took the plate of melon seeds on the table with him.

Xu Yanmiao: "Oh, OK, I'll see you off..."

"No need, you're busy with official duties, and my old arms and legs can still move."

After Prime Minister Dou left, Xu Yanmiao turned around and looked at Princess Xiangyang: "What's wrong with you?"

Princess Xiangyang patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "Nothing, it's just that my uncle is here, so I'm a little nervous."

This was of course a trick to fool Xu Yanmiao.

She was just thinking: Fortunately, I didn't ask my uncle to think of a gift just now, otherwise, what if he was tricked into giving her something like an ancient book of interesting stories... She doesn't have Xiao Bai Ze's own magical weapon to protect her!

After Xu Yanmiao knew that Princess Xiangyang was fine, she happily continued to swim in the ocean of gossip.

[Oh my! Prime Minister Dou, in your memoirs, there is also the story of the Minister of War’s youngest son being slept with by the chief’s wife for seven days. It’s too wicked to remember this... Hey! I didn’t even notice that this story was updated again! 】

【During those seven days, the chief’s wife said every day that if you beat me, the agreement will end immediately. In the end, the chief’s wife was always the winner, and after the fight, she carried the boy into the house...】

【Wait! After seven days, the boy left, and the chief’s wife was pregnant? ! Now he’s seven months old? ! 】

Minister of War: What!!!

He’s going to have a grandson? !

【Oh my! The chief was very happy, saying that he had never seen such a white girl. 】

Minister of War: And a granddaughter!!!

[Tsk tsk, the Minister of War must be so jealous. He has seven grandsons but no granddaughter. He is so worried that he has been digging the soil at home recently. He thinks the feng shui of his house is not good.]

The Minister of War nodded vigorously: Yes, yes!!!

Since he knows there is a granddaughter, he must bring her back! She is their bloodline!

【It's so funny, this lady has already started looking for a family with the best teeth, no cavities in decades, and strong bodies, so that she can force men to marry her granddaughter in a dozen years, and strive to make her grandchildren, great-grandchildren, great-grandchildren have white skin, good teeth, strong bodies, and arms that can run horses...】

【As for height, don't worry, her family has no one shorter than 1.8 meters for three generations, and the youngest son of the Minister of War is not bad in height. 】

【Hiss——】

【Isn't this just selection! 】

【But, don't say it, this is really possible. 】

【Generally speaking, it is difficult for children whose parents are not tall to be particularly tall. 】

【If both parents have cavities, the probability of their children getting cavities will be a little higher. 】

The pupils of the king and ministers of Daxia trembled.

Is this actually possible?!