It's murderous!!!

Whose emperor wants to rob the minister's garden?

Oh, mine!

The officials in Beijing put on masks of pain.

What else can they do? They can't just cut the emperor's neck with a knife. Anyway, it's just some gardens, so just give it away!

But Xu Yanmiao was very grateful to the old emperor anyway.

- He didn't have a garden at home.

But he was really annoyed by the former prefect!

But since the old emperor grabbed the former prefect and asked him about the details of his garden, the former prefect immediately found an excuse to leave Xu Yanmiao, which could be described as a flight.

Gao Tiezhu slowly rolled up the potatoes and curled his lips: "Why are you running? Can you still run away?"

Others: "..."

Gao Tiezhu turned his head and stared at the next official, smiling: "This senior official..."

The other party happened to be a Beijing official, who trembled on the spot: "Not big!"

Seeing that His Majesty's expression became dangerous, other local officials and retired officials became suspicious and hurried to make up for it. His face was serious and righteous: "Everyone knows that Your Majesty advocates frugality, and the upper level follows the example. The vegetables I usually eat are all grown by myself, I eat in earthenware, wear short clothes and worn shoes, and even my wife entertains guests in her clothes. How can I have the leisure and money to tend the garden!"

[That's right...]

[But what does your doing have to do with the old emperor? Isn't it because you are allergic to silk and can't bear to see you suffer alone in the family, so you require everyone in the family to wear coarse linen shoes? 】

Daxia monarch and ministers: →_→

The official turned his head silently.

Ah——

The windows of the prime minister's house are actually paper-pasted!

【Besides, because of his reputation, he just stopped wearing silk clothes at first, and later he tearfully replaced the white porcelain bowls in his home with earthenware, and tearfully opened a vegetable garden in his backyard. 】

Daxia monarch and ministers: →_→

The official continued to stare at the window.

Oh——

It turns out that the prime minister's paper-pasted windows are made of white linen paper! It's quite cheap!

【It's so funny, I wanted to give my children a good life by having children, so I adjusted my living conditions appropriately. As a result, his sons and daughters were fooled and vied to be the pioneers of frugality, hahahahahahahahahaha, every time he said "I want to do good for you", he was retorted, hahahahahahahaha! 】

【Both sons and daughters are very proud of themselves for not being extravagant and wasteful! 】 The emperor and

his ministers of Daxia: "Tsk tsk."

The official in the capital seemed not to hear anything, and stared at the window of Prime Minister Dou's house.

Hmm -

the big red window paper-cuts on it are also very beautiful!

*

Former Prefect Zhang sat back in his original seat in disgrace. However, he is not the only one who wants to please the favored minister!

The Right Vice Minister of the Ministry of War, who retired in the eleventh year of Tiantong, looked at Former Prefect Zhang with disdain.

He joked with his friend: "Hmph, he looked so sad when he came back. I guess he failed to win the favor of Mr. Xu. I knew that with Zhang Zhuxian's shallow knowledge, how could he understand Mr. Xu's preferences. I have to go."

His friend was surprised: "It has been rumored that this minister is self-disciplined and difficult to please. Do you... understand his preferences?"

The former right minister of the Ministry of War showed a mysterious smile.

"Just wait and see." He

got up and went over there with a little bit of alcohol.

In his opinion, this young minister still has the mind of a teenager and likes to watch the excitement. Zhang Zhuxian doesn't even understand this and rushes to arrange some elegant activities for the young man, such as reciting poems, drinking tea and appreciating flowers... Don't you think that your own spoiled children don't like these boring things, let alone the emperor's crowned, unparalleled honor and favor.

No matter how to play, how to make trouble, how to describe the anecdotes of the market, you still have to look to Yu Shouzhong!

＊

Yu Qian had only seen the Emperor Tiantong in his 30s and 40s, but not the old emperor in his 60s. In addition, the other party had just turned around to talk to other "Lords" about the garden. Yu Qian glanced at the back of the person sitting there and felt that the back of the person was somewhat familiar, but he didn't think much about it - he was focused on the young and promising Xu. He

had prepared a plan in his mind on how to flatter and please him, and when he spoke, he spoke eloquently, which made Xu Yanmiao stunned.

[This person is quite good at complimenting others. ]

Xu Yanmiao was very distressed: [But it seems that there are too many allusions... It's disgusting. Although I made up all kinds of allusions some time ago, you use eight allusions in one sentence. Am I here to chat or to review Chinese lessons? 】

Liang Rui saw that the former Minister Yu had not realized that there was a problem with the communication, and he coughed lightly: "Your Excellency, is there something wrong with coming here?"

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The former Minister Yu smiled and praised Xu Yanmiao again - still the kind of eight classics in one sentence, and then slowly said: "I yearn for it, so I came to visit you."

Xu Yanmiao: "..."

[It's so painful. ]

[I want to pee QAQ]

The former Minister Yu accidentally took out the killer weapon in time: "Xu Lang is so famous at such a young age, I wonder who is your mentor?"

Xu Yanmiao flipped through the memory of his original body and paused before speaking.

[Help! ]

[What do you call dead parents? Deceased father and mother? 】tLiang

Rui coughed and asked in a low voice: "But what's the problem?"

Xu Yanmiao also whispered about his troubles.

Liang Rui: "When alive, they are called father, mother, and wife. When dead, they are called father, mother, and concubine."

[Ah! I memorized this! I couldn't remember it for a while! ]

[Liang Zhushi, you are such a good person! ]

[Yes, yes! I was stupid. If the idiom "喪考妣" doesn't it explain everything! ]

Xu Yanmiao looked at Yu Qian, the former minister: "My family is poor and I don't have a teacher. In the past, my father and mother taught me. Later... I learned by myself." Yu Qian, the former minister:

"Xu Lang is self-taught, but he is quite a strange person."

He sighed again, "When I was young, I went to school in the clan school, but unfortunately I met the wrong person. The teacher liked to do things related to men and women, which made many students in the school lose interest in learning. They were only worried that this person would secretly attack them. I was young and fit to study in the morning, but because this person came to lift our quilts early in the morning with dirty eyes, we had to return home in a hurry and spend several hours going back and forth every day."

The other officials who listened with their ears erect were silent.

If you can meet a good teacher, it is naturally a blessing in your life, but if you meet a teacher who is not worthy of being a teacher, it is simply a nightmare for students.

[? ? ? ]

[Mortalizing students? ! ]

[This teacher is too much! ]

Daxia monarch and minister: Yes, yes!

[I must expose him! ]

Daxia monarch and minister: Yes! Expose him!

[I——]

[Eh? 】

【Why didn't I find this gossip? Is it because the keywords are wrong? 】

Xu Yanmiao thought about it and tried to inquire: "With such a wicked teacher, have you ever thought about suing the authorities?"

Former Minister Yu shook his head: "How can I sue the authorities without evidence?"

Xu Yanmiao hesitated and asked carefully: "Is it just the incident of lifting the quilt in the morning? Is it... I mean, are there more obvious actions, or victims?"

Former Minister Yu's eyes lit up, and he immediately felt that the opportunity had come.

Then he smiled and said, "This matter is in the past."

He added, "There is indeed no victim. He is very... cautious. Now that I think about it, I think I can look at him like a misguided person who is watching a trick."

Xu Yanmiao didn't know how to respond to this for a moment. It seemed that it was not appropriate to accuse the teacher bitterly, and it was not appropriate to criticize the teacher fiercely, but he couldn't let him say, "Come on, tell me what fun the teacher brought."

[So how did it develop to such a point where they were so close? ]

The college student was confused.

However, former Minister Yu was still proud of himself for bringing Xu Yanmiao an interesting thing -

"He deliberately lifted the students' quilts, but acted as if he was a good woman. Every time other teachers and students invited him to take a bath, he blushed and refused."

[Ah! I turned it over! 】

Xu Yanmiao was very happy in the last second, and in the next second he was like a hamster with its neck strangled, and even his melon seeds dropped.

【Wait, I don’t have a good relationship with Longyang? ! 】

【Besides, no other students think he has a good relationship with Longyang...】

【Besides, the reason why the teacher doesn’t take a bath with others is because he has foot odor! ! ! 】

Xu Yanmiao’s inner voice was deafening.

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia: “!!!”

Oh no!

The old emperor didn’t even bother to ask the ministers about the garden, but listened attentively to Xu Yanmiao’s inner voice.

——This development is much more exciting!

Come and let me hear how this person thinks that the teacher is a good friend of Longyang?

*

Regarding Yu Qian, Xu Yanmiao pondered for a long time before pulling out a word from his mind: [I know, this Yu Qian is not paranoid, right? ]

Yu Qian did not even notice that he was being stared at with sympathetic and excited eyes.

——If he could hear Xu Yanmiao's inner voice, he would never be happy to continue talking, thinking that he finally hit the itch of Xu Lang.

Lian Hang poked the two taels of meat on his plate and smiled: "But in fact, there is not much difference."

Isn't Xu Lang in high spirits now?

Even he is in high spirits .

——But it may not be the kind of high spirit that Yu Qian wants.

＊

Yu Qian, the former minister, recalled what happened at that time and tried to make it clear: "Also, he sneaked into the rouge shop more than once to try rouge. It's nothing for a grown man to put on rouge and powder, but he went secretly. When asked, he denied it flatly, saying that he didn't like to put on powder and embellish his face. It's really ridiculous."

[Uh...]

Xu Yanmiao began to sympathize with the teacher.

[You are about to take the provincial examination. He is afraid that you will not do well in the exam. He worked on the lesson plan until midnight before going to bed. He got up at four o'clock to brush his teeth, wash his face and eat breakfast. At five o'clock, he rushed to the dormitory to pull you up to study. Dark circles appeared under your eyes. In order to cover it up, he could only cover it with powder and use rouge to make his complexion look better. People also suspected that he liked to be a playboy. ]

[How miserable...]

Yes, how miserable.

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia nodded in unison.

Especially the ministers felt sympathetic.

Every day at midnight - Xu Yanmiao sometimes mixed them up and said that they had already figured it out, midnight is Zizheng, and four o'clock is Yinshi 5ke. One hour is roughly "two o'clock".

Sleeping only two hours a day, this is really not a very bearable time.

Yu Qianshilang said excitedly: "Also, he is a grown man, but he still likes to eat cakes, or the kind of cakes that are particularly sweet and greasy. Generally, only those rabbits like to eat sweet..."

Xu Yanmiao counted subconsciously.

[Ah? This is a stereotype, right? ]

[The deputy commander of the Central Army likes to brush sweet flour sauce when roasting lamb ribs. ]

[Liang Zhushi's favorite rice is the sweet and fragrant Kaifeng rice. ]

[Prime Minister Dou secretly eats five-spice cakes without telling his family. ]

[Ah! And the Minister of War! Not only does he like to eat candy, he sometimes eats it secretly in the court. 】

【Including the old emperor, he also likes to eat sweet-scented osmanthus cake and jujube mud cake! 】

【Could it be that they——】

The person named: "?!"

No!

That's not true! ! !

Yu Qianshilang's heart skipped a beat.