I just wanted to find out who hasn't flushed the toilet for half a year, how come two weird ones were picked out? "
Ah!" " Ouch!" "Hiss!" "Ouch!" Lord Quan is old but still strong, and he swings his iron crutches with great power. "I'll let you not flush the toilet!" "Do you know how I've been living for the past six months!" "Let an old man hold it in and go to other government offices to use the toilet. How cruel is that? Do you know?" Si Nong Shaoqing held his head and wailed. But he didn't dare to hide, after all, he was the first one who didn't flush the toilet. As for Xiao Bai Ze seeing his swollen buttocks after returning... no problem, they have prepared a full set of excuses - before being beaten, Si Nong Shaoqing quickly went to the toilet and didn't flush. He was caught by the guards of the Eastern Palace and brought before the Crown Prince. Then, there was this beating. The Crown Prince was ready at any time, waiting for Lord Quan to get tired, and then he would take over. There were several furious people queuing up behind him. Of course, everyone knew their limits and would not really cause any problems. At this moment, an official came running over, looking embarrassed: "Your Highness, can I go home first?" The Crown Prince was shocked: "Now? It's just the beginning of the Xu hour!" - That is, just seven o'clock. The official was even more embarrassed: "My wife has stipulated that I must return home before four quarters of the Xu hour every day, and I... am afraid of my wife." The Crown Prince looked at him sympathetically: "Then you can go." The official thanked him profusely, bowed, and hurriedly left through the side door. As soon as he left, Xu Yanmiao came back. Looking at the beaten Si Nong Shaoqing, he quickly covered up his gloating expression. [Fortunately, I saw something was wrong from the system and rushed back.] [Otherwise, by the time I finished using the toilet, the beating might have been over!] Xu Yanmiao quickly returned to his seat. Listening to the sound of breaking air over there, his teeth were sore. [If you had said earlier that you would not flush the toilet, wouldn't you have been punished?] Si Nong Shaoqing looked at the beams with melancholy. Now...hiss...change...ah! Lord Quan! Can you hit me a little bit more gently! Is it too late to change now... [However, you were beaten so hard for not flushing the toilet three or four times...] Si Nong Shaoqing suddenly widened his eyes. Wait a minute! Someone in the East Palace has been going to the toilet without flushing for half a year. If he only did it three or four times, then it's not him at all!!! In other words, he deserves to be beaten, but not so hard. The wrong person was beaten!!! "Ah——" a scream. Quan Yingzhang coughed and took back the iron crutches: "Sorry, this is my problem. Just now..." Too shocked: "My hand slipped." A tear slid down the corner of Shaoqing Si Nong's eye. But he stared wide-eyed. He must know which bastard he suffered for! [It's strange. The gossip system said that there was a rumor in the East Palace that someone did not flush the toilet or did not flush it clean every two or three days for half a year, but why couldn't I find this person? Why is there only one case of Shaoqing Si Nong? 】 Shaoqing Si Nong's eyes were as big as copper bells. Don't be impatient. Xu Yanmiao, don't be impatient. Take your time. We will definitely find that bastard! But don't give up, my butt can't be spanked in vain! ＊ 【Damn it, no, if I don't eat all the melons, I won't be able to sleep well tonight! 】 Xu Yanmiao stared at the system interface with a burning gaze, which made several officials around him sweat coldly. ——It was the first time they saw Xu Lang so motivated. 【Start! 】 【Immersive gossip flipping! 】 There seemed to be a phantom sound of turning pages, accompanied by Xu Lang's uninterrupted voice. 【Minister Qiao...】 Minister Qiao's eyebrows twitched and he suddenly became nervous. 【Oh, this is no problem. Switch! 】 Minister Qiao breathed a sigh of relief. [Minister Fang...] Minister Fang gave a reserved smile. He muttered to himself: I shouldn't have done anything, right? [That's no problem either. Switch!] Minister Fang breathed a sigh of relief. [Wait, back off!] Minister Fang quickly swallowed his breath back and looked at Xu Yanmiao nervously and anxiously. That's not right! He clearly remembered that he hadn't done anything...hiss, did he forget? ! [Minister Fang should take care of his body...has the Ministry of Rites been busy lately? I've been working day and night, my eyes are red, my cheeks are sunken, and I didn't even notice it before. ] [It just so happened that I also had a hard time when I was the chief examiner. Later I found an old doctor to prescribe medicine and restored my energy. I'll introduce that old doctor to him later! 】 Fang·Rites Right Vice Minister was stunned for a moment, with thousands of words on his lips, but he didn't know what to say. He wanted to say thank you, but felt it was too dry. 【Look at the next one! 】 Xu Lang was full of energy. 【Meng Su Meng Ziping... Hey, why are they not here? Oh, they left early. 】 【Take a look. 】 【Wow... He left early because he would be scolded and beaten by his wife if he was not home by 8 o'clock every night. 】 【Hiss——】 【She would also whip him and make him kneel... Isn't this a bit too much? 】 The prince's usual gentle and casual expression was replaced by confusion.
Whip, whip?!
Kneel?!
Did he hear it right? He
didn't divorce his wife even though that happened. Could it be that the family had some leverage over him?
The other ministers were also shocked.
They had only heard that the mistress of the Meng family was a fierce woman, but they didn't expect her to be so fierce!
The eight o'clock that Xiao Bai Ze mentioned was the time of the dog! Going home before four quarters of the dog's hour every day, and being whipped if you don't get home, this is too cruel.
Even so, he is still obedient to that woman. What's the point?! Aren't you afraid that you will be tortured to death one day?
The ministers of the Eastern Palace were all confused.
[Even the lady's family couldn't stand it anymore. They hinted to the lady several times not to go too far, otherwise such a good husband would run away.]
[Wow! Meng Bianxiu personally went to the lady's family and told them that he loved his wife deeply and would not divorce. 】
【This... turns out it's really a case of one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten. 】
The prince and the ministers of the Eastern Palace were even more shocked.
Can he do this willingly?
Doesn't he feel pain!
【Eh... wait. 】
Xu Yanmiao looked at the system interface, and that look in his eyes was so complicated that it was hard to describe.
Others couldn't help but become curious.
The prince also seemed to walk around casually, slowly approaching Xu Yanmiao's direction.
【It turns out that he was the one who didn't flush the toilet for half a year? ! 】
The prince was stunned for a moment.
Huh? Did he get beaten to shit and had no choice?
Xu Yanmiao was concentrating on reading the gossip and didn't notice the prince approaching at all: 【No wonder I can't find it, the key word is wrong! He didn't go to the toilet without flushing the toilet, he secretly brought some dog feces from outside and disguised it as human feces and threw it into the pit. If you find someone who doesn't flush the toilet, you really can't find it. 】
【This... I really don't know how to say it, but I really want to find someone to complain about this. 】
【Editor Meng, you noticed that Shaoqing Si Nong didn't flush the toilet
at the beginning...】 【You found it and not only did you not say it, you also took the opportunity to follow him in and apply medicine in the toilet to speed up the healing of wounds. The medicine smelled particularly bad, but others thought it was the smell of feces and didn't think too much about it! 】
【Later, Shaoqing Si Nong was afraid that things would get out of hand, so he started flushing the toilet, but you still insisted on bringing dog shit in from outside to pretend, causing Shaoqing Si Nong to keep thinking about whether he flushed the toilet every time he came out of the toilet in the past six months. He thought he was mentally ill! He even wanted to resign for this! 】
Secretary of Agriculture: “!!!”
So that’s how it is!
He said that he remembered flushing the toilet.
But everyone in the East Palace said that someone didn’t flush after using the toilet. In the past few years, no one except him didn’t flush after taking a shit. How could he not suspect that it was his own problem!
【This, this, this...】
Xu Yanmiao was shocked.
【This is too immoral! 】
"Swish", two lines of tears slid down from the eyes of the Junior Agriculture.
My Lord of Justice!
My Lord of Justice!
Give me back my innocence... "Ah!"
The Junior Agriculture turned his head tremblingly: "Why are you hitting me again?"
This time it was not Quan Yingzhang who hit him, but Le Zui who hit him.
Doctor Le looked at Shaoqing Si Nong with a strange look, very surprised: "You haven't settled the account of tearing books to wipe your buttocks yet."
Shaoqing Si Nong: "..."
He muttered for a long time, not daring to say: I tear my own books, what does it have to do with you.
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This twists and turns... The prince is annoyed.
"I just want to find who hasn't flushed the toilet for half a year..."
How did he find out two strange things?
And.
The prince understood: It turns out that Meng Ziping ran so fast because he was afraid of being caught by Xu Yanmiao!
What are you talking about being afraid of the wife!
[No matter how wicked he is, he ran so fast tonight because he really had to get home before eight o'clock. 】
The prince: "?"
The prince didn't leave, nor was he angry, he found a seat and sat down. Get back to the mentality of a fun person.
Come, let me see how the melon can be broken tonight!
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Xu Yanmiao flipped the page happily again.
Then.
[Huh? ! ]
[Meng Bianxiu's wife is really a gentle and lovely woman! Whether it was whipping Meng Bianxiu or slapping him, it was Meng Bianxiu who asked her to do it! ]
"..."
"..."
"..."
After the prince and the people around him looked at each other seriously for five breaths, he solemnly hinted with his eyes: I really don't have hysteria, did I hear it wrong?
The ministers next to him also shook their heads solemnly: I heard it too...
After the two looked at each other for five breaths again, the expressions on their faces became more and more explosive.
We feel sorry for you being beaten by your wife, but you actually took the initiative to ask others to do that? !
[A good lady from a rich family was forced to pick up a whip, forced to slap her husband, forced to make a series of rules, and punish her husband if he doesn't follow the rules. ]
[What kind of suffering is this in the world. ]
[Doesn't it hurt? Forces are mutual! ]
[Madam. Poor. ]
[Wait, wait, wait, wait? ]
[Editor Meng is still a famous historian, no wonder he always gives unpleasant advice and annoys the old emperor. ]
[So it's to cheat the court! ]
[The more she is punished in public, the happier she is? ]
[No wonder she is so willing to go to court with a slap in the face...]
Outside the East Palace.
Meng Bianxiu walked out, covering his ears all the way, but Xu Yanmiao's inner voice still appeared in his ears accurately.
It's over.
Meng Bianxiu thought sadly.
Your Majesty knows that this punishment cannot reach him, and he can no longer deceive the court stick in the future.
Looking up, he saw the old emperor with a group of guards not far away.
Obviously, the other party also heard Xu Yanmiao's voice.
"..."
"..."
Meng Bianxiu's eyes lit up: "Your Majesty, I..."
The old emperor took a big step back.
Meng Bianxiu knelt down with a bang, looking at the old emperor with burning eyes: "Your Majesty! I am guilty. I deliberately did not give your Majesty face in the court for my own selfish reasons. I am willing to be punished!"
The old emperor: "..."
He closed his eyes.
What sins did I commit in my life to have such a group of ministers.
Meng Bianxiu crawled on his knees for a few steps.
The old emperor: "Stop!"
The old emperor walked over with great momentum.
Editor Meng's eyes lit up even more.