The scream of social death

As everyone knows, if it was just an ordinary face-bump, Xiao Bai Ze would never be worried about the follow-up.

There is only one possibility——

"Wrong person!"

"Adultery!"

"One person plays two roles!"

The people who spoke at the same time looked at each other in bewilderment.

"Wait, what about mistaken identity? Don't you think it's ridiculous that the wife of the county magistrate and an ordinary householder would mistake each other?"

"What about adultery? What kind of commoner girl could seduce the county magistrate to have an affair with her instead of the daughter of a rich family?"

"You knew it was the daughter of a rich family? What if he married her before he became the county magistrate?"

"Isn't that even more wrong? He didn't abandon his wife even after he became the county magistrate. He's a decent person, so how could he have an affair?"

"Why is it wrong? An affair makes more sense than playing two roles at the same time, right?"

"Is there anything wrong with one person playing two roles? Xiao Bai Ze said many more absurd things in the past! What if the deceased's younger brother wanted to enjoy himself, but his family didn't know he was the county magistrate, and scolded him for being idle? Once it was revealed in the future, his family would regret it? Have you forgotten what Xiao Bai Ze said... something about the Dragon King marrying a son-in-law? Many people like to read such stories."

Several officials were arguing in a low voice, and they all thought their guesses made sense, and no one would admit defeat.

While they were arguing, the guards immediately stepped forward and pulled them apart: "No beating or scolding in the hall!"

The handsome face of the deceased's younger brother was barely saved - after all, there were still a few bloody scratches, but they didn't look deep, and should be able to heal.

Xu Yanmiao exclaimed in her heart: [This mother actually wanted to scratch the face of the deceased's brother for a long time! Because he looks too much like the county magistrate of Luo County! She doesn't want her affair to be exposed! She tried several times secretly but failed. This time she finally found the opportunity! ]

Someone in the group of officials became excited: "See, I said it was an affair!"

The other people who talked to him sighed with regret.

Guessed wrong...

On the other side, the general suddenly realized and immediately seized the opportunity to kick the deceased's mother's knee, hitting the floor with a thud: "You old woman! It is said that even a tiger will not eat its own cubs, but you actually have murderous intentions towards your son!"

The deceased's mother was stunned.

Murderous intentions? No! She just wanted to scratch her son's face! Moreover, if she took action, others would not take action, killing two birds with one stone! How could she -

However, the general's voice was particularly loud, making people believe it at once: "Don't try to deceive me! You are full of murderous intent!"

The deceased's brother was stunned, and regardless of the blood on his face, he said angrily: "Mom! You actually want to kill me for this!"

"Mom didn't..."

"Then the general -" he guessed based on the body shape: "He has no grudge against you, why would he frame you! And you just arrested my son, and you killed him! Can't I feel it!"

The deceased's mother: "..."

This, what should she say? This may be her only chance, and she is afraid that if she doesn't use force, she won't even have a scar left.

The deceased's son looked at his lover and uncle's face with heartache, and interrupted in a panic: "Grandma! It's all my fault. If you want to hurt someone, hurt me, don't hurt my uncle!"

The deceased's mother: "..."

It was obvious that she was hurt to death by the title of "uncle".

The deceased's brother also gritted his teeth: "Mom! I know you are angry, but... Jiabao and I are also relatives! I will take good care of Jiabao!"

The king and ministers of Daxia: Huh? Isn't it called Yaozu?

Then this group of smart people quickly reacted: Oh! It is estimated that Yaozu was a joke from Xiao Bai Ze.

The deceased's son, who didn't know that his name was changed, was full of emotion: "Uncle..."

[Don't be moved! I'm going to faint! ]

The general stepped forward and pinched the deceased's mother's arm.

The deceased's mother was no longer dizzy and cried out in pain.

The general smiled innocently: "You're welcome."

The mother of the deceased: "..."

She swallowed the blood with difficulty and wanted to say something. Suddenly, an official stood up and pretended to take a closer look at the face of the deceased's brother: "I have some doubts and need the old lady to explain them."

The mother of the deceased: "What, what?"

The official tapped the tablet with his fingers, his eyes fell on the face of the mother of the deceased, and asked with a smile: "The county magistrate of Luo County is my son-in-law. Naturally, I have seen his face..."

The mother of the deceased looked a little anxious and flustered: "I... I don't know what you want to say!"

"Really?" The official's face changed, and he could no longer control himself. Even his voice sounded like he was roaring: "Why is your son's face exactly the same as my son-in-law's! What is their relationship! What is your relationship with my son-in-law!"

[Oh no! The face matter is finally exposed! Faster than I thought! 】

——He also found out about this matter when this family came to complain.

【Sin, sin, I didn't realize before that the wife of the county magistrate of Luo County is the daughter of Marquis Ping'en! 】

Marquis Ping'en: It doesn't matter, it's not too late to know now. He will chop that bastard off when he goes back...

【But there's no way to expose it earlier, right? It seems that Marquis Ping'en's daughter likes her husband very much? 】

【Let me see... As expected! No matter how Marquis Ping'en tried to stop him, he couldn't stop the desperate daughter. He had criticized her from character to personality to family background, but the daughter just wanted to get married. 】

【Just like this——】

Xu Yanmiao pinched her throat in her heart: 【Daddy! He is not a poor boy! He promised me that he would marry me when he passed the imperial examination.

Ping Enhou suddenly covered his chest, as if thousands of arrows were piercing his heart.

It hurts! It hurts so much!

Who knows how much he envied other people's daughters - whether they wanted to be a female official or fall in love with every one they met, it was better than finding a gigolo!

In the common people, gigolos are willing to be sons-in-law, what about this one in his family? !

[What can he do? He can only hold his nose and marry his daughter. ]

[Well... poverty alleviation.]

Yes, it is poverty alleviation.

Ping Enhou's face was not very good, and the mother of the deceased could not help but take a step back: "I... It's none of my business. The time I spent with him was not particularly long."

[To be more precise, from September 13th, the tenth year of Tiantong to April 10th, the twelfth year of Tiantong, and then March 1st, the fourteenth year of Tiantong, to December 30th, the seventeenth year of Tiantong, during this period of time, you often had an affair.]

[And the affair stopped in the eighteenth year of Tiantong, not because Luoxian County Magistrate had turned back from his wrong path, but because his lover, who was thirteen years older than him, was forty-three years old that year. He liked (mature) (women), but he didn't like them when they were too mature.]

Ping Enhou was stunned for a moment, counted again, and became furious: "Not particularly long? You say it's not particularly long, so it's not long?!" It's

been almost five years, and it's not particularly long? !

Moreover, the missing two years in the middle were because he was newly married at that time, and that bastard was afraid of being caught by him!

"Me!"

Ping Enhou took a deep breath: "Forget it, I won't make it difficult for you. I will chop that bastard off when your business is over."

The mother of the deceased seemed to want to say something, but then shut up silently.

[I suggest you go now.] Xu Yanmiao habitually talked to herself in her heart, pretending to be talking to someone.

By the way, she flipped through the gossip: [Although I know it's unlikely, he is now in the left wing of Yunqi Temple and rolling in the sheets with the widow of the Zhang family. If I can go there now, I will definitely catch him red-handed... Damn it! Beast! Your own wife is giving birth, and you can't wait for this little time? ! 】

"Tsk."

"What a beast!"

The prince glanced at Marquis Ping'en, who seemed to be gritting his teeth, and silently offered sympathy.

Anyway, he supported Marquis Ping'en in cutting people into pieces.

But now, if he doesn't find a reasonable excuse... Xu Yanmiao is not a fool. Marquis Ping'en

found an excuse for himself.

His face darkened and his tone became heavier: "Do you still want to sue now? Your eldest son was scared to death by something, you know it in your heart, right?"

The mother of the deceased immediately said: "No more sue! No more sue! My eldest son died suddenly, it has nothing to do with Qianhu!"

If she continued to sue, her younger son and grandson would be implicated, so forget it, there is no need.

Although it is not very fair to the eldest son, but for the sake of their family incense, the eldest son will surely understand.

When the old emperor heard this, under the pleading eyes of Marquis Ping'en, he made the final decision as quickly as possible: "In this case, the case is closed!" He

then said: "The false accusation is a crime."

The family was shocked and immediately cried bitterly.

The old emperor said slowly: "However, this incident is special. The deceased happened to be holding a letter, and the letter happened to contain irritating words. It is normal for you to feel angry. This time it is not considered a false accusation. After you return home, you must not cause trouble with your neighbors. Peace is the most precious thing." It was

a sudden turn of events.

The family was overjoyed. They cried and kowtowed to the old emperor, imitating the storybooks and shouting: "Thank you, Your Majesty, long live Your Majesty!" They

also said in unison: "We must get along well with our neighbors in the future!"

"We will tear down the pig shed and chicken coop when we go back."

The old emperor waved his hand, and someone led them out.

When the matter was over, as soon as the old emperor announced that they could disband, Ping Enhou ran out.

He had to hurry! Who knows if that bastard is the "three-second man" that Xu Yanmiao mentioned!

If he leaves, he won't be able to take advantage of the situation!

Xu Yanmiao looked at Ping Enhou like this: "!!!"

[Hiss——]

[I want to follow and eat the melon! ]

So, he quickly followed behind.

The ruler and his ministers of Daxia: “…”

Well, go and take a look… ugh, go and show some concern for your beloved ministers/colleagues, isn’t that normal?

If they go, they can serve as witnesses. So that the county magistrate won’t have to deny it.

*

The reason why the county magistrate of Luo County is not in Luo County today is because his wife was very scared before her pregnancy and insisted on going back to the capital to find her mother, so he had to accompany her back.

But his wife is pregnant, and he can’t touch her. In order to coax her to marry him, he said all kinds of things like “a lifetime, a couple”, but now, let alone taking concubines, he doesn’t even dare to touch the maids. He can only cheat.

This can’t be blamed on him! If his wife had taken the initiative to take a few concubines, he would definitely not look for someone outside!

The magistrate of Luo County thought shamelessly, and after resting for a long time, he was able to continue sailing. He immediately turned over and continued to do the ten-second exercise with the woman next to him.

Then, the door was suddenly kicked open!

"Ah——"

"Ah——"

Two screams.

No, three.

[Ah——]

Xu Yanmiao quickly retracted her head: [My eyes!]

The door was kicked open by Marquis Ping'en (he went home first and pretended to find that his son-in-law was not outside to accompany his daughter when she gave birth. Then, he was half-truthfully furious: "Great! It's okay that he often went to Yunqi Temple to pray before, but he is still here today!" He rushed to Yunqi Temple).

Marquis Ping'en, including the emperor, the prince, and all the civil and military officials, saw two lumps of white things, like two big pieces of white fat, rolling off the bed to the ground with a "pop".

The two heads turned towards the door reflexively, still clinging to each other like conjoined twins.

"Ah--"

The prince immediately covered his eyes.

After the county magistrate of Luo County saw clearly who was outside (he was brought by his father-in-law to see the emperor and the prince), the scene remained silent for a moment, and then--

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"