Embarrassment will not disappear, it will only shift!

When you can't see the face clearly, people will surround you.

When you see the face clearly, your back will feel cold.

Minister Bing's mouth twitched stiffly: "Why, why is it you, are you old?"

- He still had some rationality and knew that he couldn't call His Majesty at this time.

The old emperor looked at him, put one hand on the musket at his waist, and said lightly: "Yeah."

It seemed that he was not the one surrounded by a group of ferocious people.

The Jinyiwei were not as calm as the emperor. After all, the emperor's life was linked to their nine clans.

So one by one, they tensed their nerves and took out their muskets as quickly as possible - who knew whether the other side was a human or a ghost, whether it was a real misunderstanding or a rebellion. They could not let down their guard until His Majesty returned to the palace safely.

"Great! Firearms!!!"

The patrolmen in the patrol station belonged to the Wucheng Bingma Division, and had never seen the emperor's true face. The Jinyiwei did not wear flying fish uniforms on this trip. So, when they saw them take out firearms, they believed it even more: "Damn thieves! It turned out to be a group of rebels!"

They also drew their swords (the soldiers in the patrol station are basically sword soldiers), stood in line, and were eager to try.

This was the first time they faced a rebel! If they could capture this, wouldn't promotion and wealth be just around the corner!

Minister Bing saw that the two sides were about to fight, and his body tensed up, his heartbeat accelerated, and his muscles contracted.

"Stop it!!!"

As he tightened his abdomen and opened his mouth, he let out a long whoosh, and his (anus) (anus) loosened uncontrollably. The rising gas rushed out of his (anus) (anus) from his moving intestines and tightened lower abdomen.

——Being too nervous, he let out a silent but particularly smelly fart.

When the wind blew, the long-fermented smell suddenly spread.

[It stinks.]

Xu Yanmiao's voice suddenly popped up: [Who farted! This smell is too strong!]

As soon as these words came out, all the atmosphere on the field was gone.

The old emperor's mouth twitched.

He finally understood that this time it must be an oolong. Otherwise, Xu Yanmiao would not show up here to watch the excitement.

This little bastard is a thief!

The Jinyiwei wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so they could only hold it back. Their faces were very strange - but in the eyes of the patrolmen and the swordmen who didn't know what was going on, it was these people who looked more and more weird and vicious, as if they were about to take action. One by one, they stepped forward without hesitation, put their five fingers on the hilt of the knife, and "snap" it out of the sheath.

Minister Bing's heart skipped a beat, he took a deep breath, and quickly said: "Misunderstanding -"

[Eh? Did Minister Bing take a deep breath just now? Doesn't he mind the stench? I don't even dare to breathe hard now. ]

"Cough cough cough cough -" Minister Bing spit out saliva directly, and his face turned red.

Xu Yanmiao! Can you read the atmosphere? Don't you think it was very tense just now! How can we continue to confront each other with a serious face!

Don’t you think that the situation just now was very dangerous and urgent!

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Xu Yanmiao really didn’t think that this was just a misunderstanding. Moreover, it was obvious that Minister Bing had already discovered that something was wrong and immediately stood up to stop it.

[Yeah! I know! ]

[The next thing is what everyone likes to see. The old emperor walked out with a dragon-like step and shouted: "I." Then, the people of the Five Cities Military Department were shocked, terrified, and bowed down one after another... This is a classic cool story! ]

The old emperor gritted his teeth.

Yes, it was originally a cool story - if you didn’t say that sentence "Who farted?", everything would be fine!

Anyway, I refuse to reveal my identity in this situation, it's too embarrassing.

[No wonder you dare to open your mouth, it turns out that you farted, Minister Bing.]

[Dogs don't mind their poor homes, and people don't mind their own smelly farts?]

[Minister Bing is really something, he has been asking where there is injustice these days. Since he thought the house here was occupied by evil people and the owner was imprisoned, why did he eat so many eggs and fried beans for the meal before leaving? These two things are easy to fart. If you need to hide and can't hold it in, wouldn't it be bad if you fart?]

Very good, now everyone who can hear the voice knows who the bad smell came from just now.

Minister Bing moved his toes vigorously, laughed awkwardly twice, and continued what he said before coughing: "Misunderstanding, hahahaha, it's all misunderstanding. I know them, they are all good people. This time I acted impulsively." The

old emperor did not say anything, and the Jinyiwei did not move. His hand was still on the gun. Minister

Bing: "Okay! Put away your sword! Step back eight steps!"

Although the patrolmen in the patrol shop were a little confused, they still obeyed the order, put away their swords, and stepped back, leaving a lot of space.

This was also the distance that Minister Bing deliberately kept, to show the emperor: I really have no intention of rebelling. You see, I have asked them to retreat very far. At this distance, if they make any movement, the Jinyiwei will shoot them. They will definitely not be able to break through the blockade so quickly. Does this prove my loyalty?

At this time, the old emperor took his hands off the musket - but the Jinyiwei hadn't done it yet.

The old emperor wanted to speak and talk and laugh, but when he thought of the dirty smell just now, he didn't want to speak.

But Xu Yanmiao thought!

[Why doesn't the old emperor speak? 】

【Oh, that's right. After all, he was too embarrassed to say it. He believed the principle of turning a female chicken into a male that I spread, and wanted to try to lock two men in a secret room, and pass food and supplies through a small hole, so that no other men or women could be seen. He tried to test whether the man would turn into a woman under this circumstance. 】

【I'm not saying that. This kind of absurd thing is impossible just by thinking about it. What was the old emperor thinking that he would actually try it? 】

【Can humans and chickens be the same! 】

【Chickens can lay eggs! Humans can only give birth to children. A well-raised chicken can lay an egg a day, but humans cannot give birth to a child a day. There are so many differences. How did the old emperor think of trying this? 】

【Dementia? That's not right. The symptoms of dementia should not be consistent with this situation. 】

The Jinyiwei shuddered collectively.

Xu Lang, stop talking, stop talking! Don't act recklessly just because you think it's true!

The lives of the Jinyiwei are also lives!

Can't you... Can't you think boldly, what if your majesty has learned some profound Taoism and learned the art of mind reading!

Although it's a little bit outrageous, it's not completely impossible, right? Living with the emperor is like living with a tiger, so we should be careful with our words and actions, right?

The old emperor was very embarrassed.

He was used to being an emperor, so even if someone gave him advice, he would never scold him directly, "Your majesty! You are senile!" Usually, they would coax and flatter him, first flattering him with sweet words, praising his achievements and character, and then carefully adding in the margin, "Your majesty has done a good job, but if you can do so and so, it will be better."

Xu Yanmo is not a qualified minister at all!

He should be retrained!

After listening to the inner voice, Minister Bing moved his toes again, and was so stiff that he didn't know what to say for a while.

Maybe it was because of the silence that a misunderstanding was caused -

a soldier from the Five Cities Army who was standing behind him suddenly had an idea, and hurriedly covered his stomach, and said in a voice that was neither too loud nor too soft: "Minister, I... I have a stomachache. I ate too many soybeans, and I really couldn't help it..."

Minister Bing: "..."

I know you want to help me claim that stinky fart, but now the situation is like this, the more people take the blame, the more embarrassing it is, really don't do it. Besides

, now it's not a question of whether it stinks or not!

In order to avoid more embarrassing things from happening - for example, if the Five Cities Army discovered that there was a Xu who was sneaking around and peeking, how would His Majesty face Xu Yanmiao after catching him.

Minister Bing guessed the emperor's intention, said a few words, and quickly sent away the people from the Five Cities Army. Then he looked at the old emperor, and both pretended not to notice Xu Yanmiao, and began to... walk and chat to ease the embarrassment.

"Tai Bo." The old emperor called out Bing Shangshu's name lightly: "I heard that there is a child prodigy in your family? Will he win in Daxia's first child prodigy test?"

Bing Shangshu smiled: "This... I don't know, that kid has had his own ideas since he was a child."

- Outside, he would not call himself "minister".

[For example, except when he was very young, he never called you dad again after he became a little smarter? ]

The old emperor raised his ears and expressed strong approval for Xu Yanmiao's thought awareness of gossiping casually.

For this reason, he reluctantly forgave his disrespectful behavior to the monarch!

So why didn't you call him dad? The mother is cheating on him, and the father is someone else? Or did you find out that you were adopted by the Bing family, and feel awkward and don’t want to call me dad? !

[Instead, I call you “sir” seriously, and think that calling me dad is too coquettish and too embarrassing? ]

Minister Bing: “?”

Your Majesty, what does that disappointed expression of yours mean? !

What are you thinking?

But, I dare not question.

——The humbleness of a minister.jpg

The old emperor naturally put away his disappointed expression, as if he didn't see his ministers' excitement: "It doesn't matter if he doesn't win this time. He will only be thirteen in the next child prodigy test, which is still within the prescribed age." He

said again: "Then can he enter the Imperial College?"

Minister Bing was stunned for a moment, and reminded him tactfully: "I have only been promoted to minister for a short time, and I have a lot of work to do. I haven't asked my son to go to the Imperial College. It's my mistake."

The old emperor: "Oh..."

He remembered that only when the official position is above the third rank can the child enter the Imperial College. It's only recently that he has become a minister. Before that, he was a doctor in the Ministry of Finance (the fifth rank).

——Officials of the fifth rank can only send their children to the Imperial College.

It was a bit embarrassing for a while.

[It’s okay, it’s okay. Your son knows that you are unreliable. After knowing that you have been promoted, he inquired about the transfer process to the Imperial College and completed the transfer procedures by himself.]

[Now he has made friends with several princes’ sons and grandsons.]

The old emperor was slightly startled, and for a moment he was actually flattered.

This kid Xu Yanmiao actually learned to help him resolve embarrassment!

Great! As expected, people always grow up!

Shangshu Bing, who just found out that his son has gone to the Imperial College to study: "..."