Humiliated for the country

Actually, money is secondary. He is afraid that this matter will make His Majesty and those second-rank officials "remember" him.

Therefore, Wei Shilang suddenly had an idea.

There are other people's things! His is fake, but it doesn't mean that the others are also fake!

This idea is like a flame, "pop", from a small fire to a big fire, burning fiercely, and burning more and more fiercely.

For example!

Wei Shilang's eyes widened.

For example... Isn't it said that after a family prayed for a spell, their hens laid eggs every day! These eggs can't be stuffed into the chicken coop by the old Taoist priest every day? How much money does this cost!

The emperor and the ministers who found that they were deceived also thought of this point, and immediately set their sights on someone who was trying hard to read gossip, and hope rose all of a sudden.

It's too embarrassing for an old man to fall from grace at the age of old! So this Taoist must have real skills and his spells must be useful, right!

[But no wonder the old emperor believed it. If it weren't for the system, I would have believed it too. ]

[This Taoist priest is really too hardworking. ]

[Someone asked if he had a spell to make a chicken lay eggs every day. After he gave it to them, he climbed over the wall into their house at night and killed the only rooster! Hahahahahaha! ]

[Taoist priest, you also know biology! ]

Yes! ! ! !

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia also wanted to shout.

How can you, a Taoist priest, know how to raise chickens! Don't you think you have changed your profession?

This is too confusing!

"Ahem!"

The old Taoist priest who set up a stall to sell spells in the city sneezed violently.

The customers who were queuing in front of the stall reacted violently at once -

"Master, are you okay?"

"Master, did you catch a cold?"

"I have a cotton-padded jacket here, I'll give it to you, Master!"

The old Taoist priest first smiled and declined the jacket, then loudly thanked the customers for their concern, and then continued to ask the first person in the line: "Sir, you come here again, is there something wrong with the talisman at home?"

The old woman smiled and said, "No, no, the talisman at home is very good! The chickens at home lay eggs every day! I just want to come and thank you, Master, you are really a great benefactor of our family!"

The Taoist priest accepted the compliment frankly.

After all, castrating a rooster and raising it with hens may seem simple, but it can be called a unique secret. Even if you sell it, you can still get a few hundred taels of silver.

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Science shows that if there is no rooster in the chicken coop, the female hormone produced by the hens will decrease, affecting the egg-laying rate. But if there is a rooster, the rooster is aggressive and can easily hurt the hens, which will cause stress to the hens and make it difficult for them to lay eggs.

Moreover, the presence of a rooster will cause the hen to lay fertilized eggs. Once the hen has enough fertilized eggs, it will stop ovulating and concentrate on hatching the offspring until the chicks have hatched and can survive independently. They will then continue to lay eggs.

This is very unfriendly to those who raise chickens and make money from eggs.

However, if the rooster is castrated, there will be no such problems. It can not only promote the ovulation of the hen, but also eat less, grow faster, have a gentle personality, and tender meat. If there are chicks, they will also help take care of the chicks, allowing the hen to lay eggs with peace of mind.

The above seems very simple, but in fact few people can do it. Most people who know it treasure it for themselves. Although a small number of people will teach others, there are still few people who teach it. Moreover, among the small number of people who are taught, some people will hide this family secret tightly, and say that it can be passed on to men but not to women, or passed on to sons but not to daughters-in-law.

This is not a society that is willing to share technology.

However, now that the old emperor knows about this, he has made a decisive decision to teach this to the agricultural officials and let them teach it to the people. And see if he can find a way to incorporate the method of using a rooster to make hens lay more eggs into the opera, sing it all over the world, and let the people be willing to believe it.

——The last time, castrating roosters and hens would make them grow meat, and the people were taught this, but there was still a long way to go before every household would believe it (today, the court is also conducting trials at its own expense in farmers’ homes, so that they can see with their own eyes that castrated chickens can grow meat).

These are all things that happened later. Now the old emperor is mainly concerned about: “Is it really impossible?” If

there is really no turnaround, does it mean that he was not deceived, but that he has a good eye for people!

The old emperor suddenly turned an untimely year: for example, the one about Xiuzhuang, what if he was wrong, and in fact, either the daughter of Xiuzhuang and the son of the chess club had been secretly in contact for a long time, or the Taoist’s talisman worked and brought them together!

Everything is possible!

【Oh, it turned out that it was Jinyiwei who told the old emperor that the Taoist spell was effective! At the same time, many officials were also informed! 】

【Then... God of Heaven bless this matter not to be exposed, otherwise I don’t know if Jinyiwei will be angry. 】

The Jinyiwei who was responsible for reporting this was slightly stunned, with a touching look on his face.

【Let me see, wow! No wonder the examples they found are quite confusing. 】

【Let’s not talk about the chicken, the son of the chess club, who would have thought that the Taoist priest knew the daughter of Xiuzhuang before! 】

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia: "!!!"

No way, this can be guessed? !

They are really in cahoots? !

[The daughter of the embroidery shop doesn't like embroidery, so she wants to find someone to marry to help her embroider, so that she can have a child who likes embroidery and support the embroidery shop. Find the Taoist priest to buy a talisman. ]

[Unexpectedly, within a few days, the son of the chess club came to her door! ]

[Isn't this a coincidence! ]

[Hurry up, teach him embroidery, and then sell him a marriage talisman. The son of the chess club has always thought that it was the marriage talisman that gave him the opportunity to show his embroidery in front of his sweetheart and win her heart! It's so funny, who knew that the Taoist priest played both sides! ]

[Tell the man, I calculated that you can meet your sweetheart if you embroider at a certain place. 】

【Tell the woman, I calculated that you can meet a marriage partner who meets your conditions in such and such a place. 】

【Then, a perfect match! 】

The ruler and ministers of Daxia: "..."

It is indeed not the effect of the spell, but it is not what they thought...

[Master, you really shouldn't be a Taoist priest, you should be a matchmaker!]

The ruler and his ministers of Daxia: Yes, yes! ! !

If a Taoist priest is like you, don't call yourself a Taoist priest, okay! It's too misleading!

[And Fujian's participation in politics...]

[Oh, this is a bit hard to comment on.]

The prince was shocked, and his mind immediately became alert.

It's obvious that there 's

something fishy going on here! Come on, Xu Lang, tell us in detail how you can't comment on it!

The other officials who were still regretting that they were going to nail it down and prove that it was a fake also cheered up.

——Anyway, the face has been lost and it can't be changed, so why not just lie down and eat fish?

[To be honest, when a child is born in old age, the whole family insists on breastfeeding, and it seems that there is nothing wrong with it, but they didn't realize that the mother has no milk, which is a big problem. 】

【She had no experience in her first pregnancy, so how could the wet nurse and the mother-in-law who prepared for it also have no experience? 】

【The child has been hungry for almost three days, so it’s no wonder that the body is weak. How could it not be weak? If you are hungry for three days, you will also be weak! 】

【No wonder the talisman works, the old Taoist priest specifically reminded that the talisman must be sent with breast milk, and the key is breast milk! Breast milk! 】

The king and ministers of Daxia: “!!!”

Is it really like this? !

【Later, in order to prevent the child from starving to death - mainly because the mother really had no breast milk... or maybe there was not enough breast milk? The old Taoist priest also said that because the Fujian councillor was destined to be childless, this child was born against the will of heaven and had an unstable fate, and needed a lot of talismans to stabilize it. The specific amount is so funny, it’s the normal frequency of a child’s breastfeeding. 】

【Yeah! The Taoist priests made a lot of money by selling spells, and the children had milk to drink. Although it was a pity that the Fujian councillor could not breastfeed, at least she had a child who changed her destiny! Everyone is good, everyone is satisfied, and everyone has a bright future! 】

Minister Wei silently commented: Everyone is crazy.

How come the Taoist priests nowadays are not metaphysical at all? Can't they be a serious fortune-teller, fortune-teller, and feng shui Taoist priest!

【Ahem! Xu Yanmiao suddenly cleared his throat in his heart :

[The one in front of you now is a Taoist priest who can unclog toilets, open doors and change locks, deliver babies and sterilize cats and dogs, treat illnesses and protect fetuses, handle emotional disputes, catch adulterers and beat mistresses, and knows a little about hair styling, makeup, and matching clothes and jewelry. He can also occasionally sell cakes on the street and give directions to people! ]

[As for fortune-telling, selling spells, and looking at feng shui... they are just a few of the many skills he knows! ]

It just so happens that these skills can help him sell his spells well, right?

The king and his ministers of Daxia always felt that there were many words stuck in their throats, but they couldn't say them.

——They found out after a long time. This kind of situation is called a strong desire to complain, and they can’t vent it for a while.

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This group of people quickly found psychological comfort.

This Taoist priest is so versatile, it’s normal that they didn’t see through him, right!

There’s no need to expose him. After all, he really does things, but his methods are a little weird.

Moreover, in fact, not many people know that in addition to His Majesty, they also believe in this...

[Tsk tsk, in addition to the old emperor, how come other people also believe it! Especially the Minister of Personnel, you used to set up a stall to tell fortunes, and sold some talismans to support your family. Don’t you know whether this thing is accurate or not! ]

The Minister of Personnel who was named: "..."

I can’t tell fortunes accurately, I just make a living, but I know there must be people who can tell fortunes accurately!

[And Prime Minister Li…Change to a talisman that never needs a bath and can keep your body clean. No wonder the Taoist priest thought you were here to mess things up and drove you away.]

[If he could make a cleansing talisman that involves magic, he would either become an immortal or become a national teacher. Why would he set up a stall to sell talismans and climb over the wall in the middle of the night to butcher someone else's cock?]

The Left Prime Minister Li Qian, who was named, smiled awkwardly but politely.

[Oh no! There's someone else——]

I'll say it again, the best melons are those of acquaintances. Xu Yanmiao plunged into the melon field and had a lot of fun.

Those who were named either bowed their heads, raised their tablets to cover their faces, or shamelessly pretended not to hear...

Each one tried to calm their emotions.

It's okay! Let him see the excitement! After watching it, he will always be curious about why the emperor and his ministers gathered together! As long as he is curious, he can turn to their dreams of curiosity about him, and then he can explain in his heart what the three-year plan is!

My friends! You are humiliated for the country! You sacrificed your lives for justice!

[Ah! This melon is so filling! Happy!]

[Huh? Why are these people gathered together?]

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia: "!!!"

Here they come!

[It's probably some political affairs or something like that. It's none of my business. If it's related to me, they will definitely call me to the meeting! If they didn't call me, it's none of my business!]

[Wuhu! Let me see the result of yesterday's child prodigy test! 】

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Silence and sadness are the underlying colors of the Great Xia monarchs and ministers who were stripped of their pants today but still did not get what they wanted.