chapter 38 The harem is getting more and more weird, and this is where the problem lies!



The harem is getting more and more strange, and the problem is here!

The young man sat on the ground, propped up his upper body, and half of the black belt flowed through the green official robe and fell to the ground with a plop. The white skin was like jade that has never changed, and the rosy cheeks were stained with blood on the jade.

He hurriedly grabbed the official robe, stood up, pressed the clothes with one hand, and assisted in the salute with the other hand: "Greetings, Your Majesty."

"Your Majesty, I am innocent."

Xu Yanmiao's skin is very good-looking, so good-looking that even if there is no evidence, even if he is not a special Bai Ze, the old emperor's first reaction is: "My dear! I believe you!"

What adultery! What chaos in the harem! He must be jealous because he is too good-looking! He was framed!

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Taisun actually did not intend to use such a simple and crude method.

But no matter what other methods he had, his subordinates had to be willing to do it. He just didn't understand! Why did he order his subordinates to impeach a mere ninth-rank official? One by one, they either refused or pretended to be unwell, while others looked dignified and said that such crooked ways should not be used in officialdom, and that superior policies should be used to suppress the opponent in an open and aboveboard manner.

Taisun: "???"

Is it you or me who has the problem?

The officials didn't help him, so he could only resort to this last resort and use the little palace maids and eunuchs in the palace.

——No matter what, he is still a Taisun now.

The maid was loyal to him. When she saw the emperor coming, tears almost immediately appeared in her eyes. She knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Your Majesty! Don't blame Xu Lang! It was me who seduced Xu Lang!"

Many ministers looked at her coldly.

Taisun's plan was very vicious. I'm afraid that he wanted to create the image of Xu Yanmo forcing the palace maid at the beginning. Unfortunately, Xiao Bai Ze had a pure heart. He neither followed the trend and got together with the palace maid, nor did he defend his chastity. The maid couldn't do anything to him. Now that she saw someone coming, she simply bit them to death and said that they had planned to kill them, and pretended to be a sacrifice of love.

Whether the emperor believed it or not, he would always feel uncomfortable.

The deputy commander of the front army opened his eyes wide and muttered to his colleagues: "Goodness, this is not a plot against me. Fortunately, Xu Yanmiao doesn't like to drink. Otherwise, once he gets drunk, I'm afraid that at this time, I will either go with the flow or get drunk and let the other party do whatever they want."

The most advanced strategies often only require the simplest methods. Taisun's method cannot be said to be ineffective. The only two mistakes are...

He didn't expect Xiao Bai Ze's status to be extraordinary.

He didn't know that Xiao Bai Ze was so extraordinary. Those who knew couldn't tell those who didn't know about it. Once they wanted to speak, they would open their mouths but couldn't speak. They could only remind him indirectly-for example, don't provoke Xu Yanmiao, he has an extraordinary status... This kind of words.

Why did some officials and even the old emperor take so long to take action against Xu Yanmo in the past six months? Do you really think they are simply afraid of a divine weapon that will expose their secrets? It is because this divine weapon has been revealed -

it has the power to affect reality.

...

"Zizi... Zizi... Zizi..."

In the virtual space, the system is very worried.

It can feel that its signals are constantly radiating out, as if it is connected to the brain waves of many people through some medium.

There is no binding, but it seems to force these people to abide by the "Host Code". This code has no other requirements, only one, it is forbidden to actively expose oneself to others. Once bound to the system, if you insist on saying something, it will be automatically muted, and you can't write it, and you can't send secret signals... This shouldn't cause too much impact, right?

Ancient people shouldn't have hallucinations, thinking that they are tied to the system and publicizing it everywhere...right?

...

Xu Yanmo was not surprised. The maid would hint that he had an affair with her.

He had read too many modern novels, and he had seen at least eight hundred such frame-ups.

The only thing that puzzled him was...

[Is this the legendary political struggle? ]

[Then could it be that the party struggle mentioned in the book refers to a certain minister resolutely exposing to the emperor that someone had an affair with the harem and was guilty of an unforgivable crime, so as to get rid of the political enemy? ]

The ministers who really had political enemies and party struggles: "..."

No! We really don't need such despicable means! The worst we can do is hide armor in someone's house - the more ruthless ones would hide dragon robes and say that the other party intends to rebel!

——My reputation has been ruined.

But!

Xiao Bai Ze has also met his day, hahahahahahahahaha!

You've been checking the news in the artifact every day, making us nervous! I

haven't been happy for more than a breath...

[Damn it! Who is framing me? Fortunately, the old emperor trusts me, otherwise I would have died here! ]

[I want to see who this palace maid belongs to! But I haven't offended Taisun... Why did he frame me? Is there someone helping him, or letting him help himself? Or is there someone using a knife to kill someone? I don't know who it is, and I haven't offended anyone. ]

Using a knife to kill someone?

The old emperor's face became solemn.

Who is it?

All the officials paused, and many pairs of eyes suddenly scanned others coldly.

——Compared to the brainless framing of the grandson, a group of political brains would rather believe that someone is using someone else's knife to kill someone.

Who is it? He actually wants to harm them - harming Xiao Bai Ze is harming them!

When Princess Xiangyang heard her father express his belief in Xu Yanmiao, she bent over and secretly hid behind the crowd - she had concealed her identity and made friends with Xu Yanmiao before, and now she dared not reveal herself.

Then, she found that the expression of the fifth sister was not right, and asked directly: "What happened?"

Princess Wanshou tried to tell her briefly: "Some people guessed that a minister used someone else's knife to kill someone."

Princess Xiangyang patted her chest, shocked and exclaimed: "Is this a political struggle?"

It's too layered, it's hard to guard against! I thought it was her eldest nephew who was stupid, but it turned out to be a trap!

The prince muttered: "Who did I offend..." The

Censor, who was exposed for his poor fishing skills, shuddered and quickly explained: "It wasn't me!"

The Minister of War, who was exposed for not bathing or changing socks, was kicked out by his wife and was frightened: "I didn't do it either!"

The Minister of Justice, who was exposed for his weird way of eating noodles and almost thought that his entire clan was going to be executed, spoke with such sincerity that he seemed to prove that he had not committed treason: "I still have some dignity! If anything happens to Xu Lang, I will die!" Cui Yi

, who was exposed for being controlled by his wife and demoted from the fourth-rank Right Vice-Minister of the Capital to the fifth-rank Yuanwailang of the Ministry of Revenue, shook his head frantically: "It wasn't me! I didn't!"

Even Quan Yingzhang, the leader of the ancient literature school, intervened: "Although he almost pissed me off when he said 'There are several ways to write the word '回', I can't do such a despicable thing."

A group of officials whose wives had been to Yulong Temple The officials were particularly shocked: "No, no! I dare not!"

The officials who were exposed for using regional slang used the strength of a bear hammering its chest, and patted their chests as if they were desperately trying their best: "I swear to God, it was not me!"

The Marquis of Ji'an, who felt that he was the most suspicious, burst into tears: "It's not me! It's really not me! Although he exposed in public that the eight children were not my biological children, at least I am no longer in the dark! I am grateful... wuwuwu... I can't thank him enough, how can I hate him!"

The prince: "..."

He finally understood. This court of civil and military officials... There is probably no one that Xiao Bai Ze has not offended?

Several of his brothers around him - the King of Qin, the King of Han, and the King of Tang who went out to be vassal kings after adulthood and now came back to pay New Year's greetings are simply amazing.

They couldn't hear Xu Yanmiao's thoughts, but they could hear the words of the prince and the officials, and see their actions!

From the emperor to the officials, they all came to arrest people, and their father didn't even blame the little official named Xu who was in the same room with the palace maids!

Now they are trying to get rid of the charges one by one, and they will never admit that the little official has offended them!

Which little official has such power!

Among the legitimate sons, the King of Tang is the youngest and the most erratic. He immediately came to the side of his eldest brother, his eyelashes trembling, and smiled slyly: "Brother, could this person be my father's illegitimate son?" The prince

sighed and said with great regret: "It would be great if it really is."

If such an interesting person were his brother, there would be a lot of excitement in the palace every day!

This attitude made the other kings even more curious.

And Xu Yanmiao was just there digging up all sorts of gossips.

[What? ! It turned out to be...]

All the officials looked at their colleagues around them warily.

Who!

Who on earth was it!

[It turned out to be Taisun who acted on his own and caused this kind of thing? ]

[His subordinates even advised him not to do this, but he insisted on doing it. ] All

the officials: "...Ah?"

It turned out that someone was using a knife to kill someone and playing tricks.

It turned out that Taisun was just stupid? !

The corners of the prince's mouth twitched constantly, and he looked at his eldest son as if he was a weirdo.

Taisun: "...Dad?"

Why are you looking at him with such a strange look?

"You..." The prince patted his shoulder, shook his head and sighed. He wanted to say something, but thought for a moment: "Forget it, it's better to be a little stupid."

This way, his parents should be able to give up the idea of ​​letting him continue to be the prince, right? Moreover, if he is so stupid, when his other brothers ascend the throne in the future, they should be willing to give him a bite of food. Taisun's

face flushed: "Dad!!!"

[Oh! Wait, it's not completely without a dark hand... Let me see... Damn! The King of Jibei is going to rebel! ]

Immediately afterwards, there was another earth-shattering shock.

[So the Prince of Jibei went to Beijing this time to murder the prince! He almost succeeded! ]

[Taisun's action was Taisun's own idea, but when the Prince of Jibei found out by accident, he helped a little! ]

[He knew that the prince had a bad spleen and stomach... or a bad liver? Damn it, I don't understand the pulse diagnosis! Can't stand the cold, easy to get sick in winter, often have a poor appetite, and vomited blood several times. What disease is it? I only understand that the deficiency fire is too strong? 】

【Anyway, the prince can't stand being angry, and deliberately let the grandson cause this kind of thing. He thinks that the grandson was deprived of the position of the crown prince, which may also affect the succession to the throne. The prince will definitely be so angry that he will vomit blood! When the emperor is confused, there will be a chance for Jibei! 】

The old emperor's face suddenly changed, and he turned his head suddenly.

The prince who was being looked at by him blinked subconsciously, his expression was blank.

...Ah? Losing the throne is something that will make him angry to the point of vomiting blood?

Then, he reacted and his expression suddenly became cold.

He actually wanted to make me happy by losing the throne! What a clever idea! What a vicious method!

[Hahahahahahahaha, the King of Jibei has been preparing for this for many years, just waiting to make the prince vomit blood and die of anger. He has secretly tried to make his move several times, but in the end, the prince was completely unharmed. ] [

He spread the word that he was born without a son, and that the emperor and empress would make other princes the crown prince in the future. After thinking about it, he felt that his father had less than ten sons and it was not enough to choose, so he took the initiative to teach the concubine Wang in the palace to dance in the plum garden on a snowy day! ]

[He also taught Concubine Duan Shun to get up at the hour of Yin and go to the Yu Garden to lift the big hammer, saying that his father likes strong people, otherwise how could the women in the palace never be less than seven feet tall! 】

【What else is there, reciting palace rules loudly by the Taiye Lake? My father likes hardworking people; he recommends eating garlic three times a day, because my father likes people who have a common language with him; if you really don't want to compete for favor, he also recommends lying down and rotting, because my mother manages the harem well anyway, and you will never lack food and drink, and there are gifts for festivals! As a result, there are a lot of people in the palace who eat melon seeds, play Cuju, play croquet, and compose operas with the palace people...】

The old emperor couldn't help but burst into tears.

I was wondering why my harem has become more and more strange in recent years! It turns out that the problem lies here!

If the harem wasn't so strange, would he be so eager to take Qin Zheng into the palace when he saw her! What a normal woman, with a soft voice and soft words, and can dance, isn't it just that she was with someone else before! How normal!

Sister! Why don't you do anything about it!

[Empress Dou opened the door to the prince's behavior: She really doesn't want to (sleep) with him at such an old age, even if it's just to lie on the bed. Because the old emperor snores.]

The old emperor: ...

The old emperor is about to cry like a tiger.

[A man pretended to limp in front of the prince in an attempt to provoke him. He watched carefully and clapped his hands loudly: "Well done! Walk again!" He also poked his head out when the man was squatting in the toilet: "Wrong! People with disabilities don't squat like this." He scared the man so much that he almost fell into the pit. 】

【Let people spread anxiety, so-and-so king has been praised by the emperor again, so-and-so king has made great achievements in his fiefdom, so-and-so king has three legitimate sons and is about to give birth to a fourth one...】

【But no matter what he does, the prince is very relaxed, either looking for fun for himself or for others, delaying his official duties and completing them on time. When he heard that someone put gold scales on a pig to pretend to be a unicorn, and sold it to the Marquis of Pengcheng to cheat him out of 200 gold ingots, he rushed faster than anyone else and rushed to the front row to watch the excitement. 】


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