There is a girl in the village named Xiaocha
The general closed his eyes in despair.
You have already said it!
And not only did you say it, you also told the emperor the reason why the Minister of Rites dressed as a woman!
After a while, the Jinyiwei came forward: "General, His Majesty asked me to ask you, is Your Majesty the kind of person who would interfere with the union of ministers?"
The general: "..."
Then I can't say "yes" in front of the Jinyiwei.
So the general forced a smile: "Your Majesty has always been tolerant, it is the petty hearts of us ministers."
The Jinyiwei went back to report, and the general felt the gazes from all directions, was silent for a while, and glared back one by one.
What! Have you never seen a sworn brother? I am from Fujian!
——Since the previous dynasty, Fujian has been a place where homosexuality is prevalent due to the imbalance in the gender ratio and the low marriage rate.
[Fuck! What kind of behavior is this! ]
The Minister of Rites' face changed drastically, and he raised his tablet to cover his face.
The general suddenly stopped glaring at him, and he suddenly looked away, as if he was very guilty.
Ministers: I always have a bad feeling.
[Did these two become sworn brothers because they like each other? Hahahaha, I laughed to death, it turns out it was because of poverty. The third place winner who was framed and exiled and the military household in the exile area, neither of them could afford to marry a wife, but they happened to be interested in each other, so they just got together - wow! Later, they joined the old emperor's rebel army together, and they dressed up as women, got married twice, and received two gifts! 】
All the ministers breathed a sigh of relief.
They thought it was nothing, wasn't it just two gifts?
The Minister of Rites brought the tablet closer to his face.
Prime Minister Dou suddenly remembered something: "Wait, is the general unlucky in marriage... this..."
A premonition that was even worse than before swept over him.
Xu Yanmiao's laughter followed closely.
[Hahahahaha——]
[How could this be! I'm having a stomachache from trying so hard to hold back my laughter, I'm about to lose my composure! ]
[How could someone collect more gifts! He got married seven times, and his wives were all the same person! They were all his sworn brothers dressed as women! ]
[My stomach, my stomach hurts hahahahahahaha——]
[This is all thanks to the Minister of Rites's great makeup skills hahahahahaha! ]
The old emperor: "!!?"
His beloved general is not unlucky in marriage? !
Prime Minister Dou glanced at the general, and said with a fake smile: "General, you are very good at saving money."
The general's eyes drifted: "Ah, this, that..."
The ministers glared!
Seven times! Seven times!
The betrothal gift is secondary! They always thought that being unlucky in marriage was a scar of this man, and they never mentioned the love between husband and wife in front of him!
So this man...
Wait! Not to mention seven weddings! There were also six funerals! Did this man also receive...
The general looked up at the sky and whistled.
[Wait! There's more! He actually instigated the Minister of Rites to dress up as a woman and teamed up to cheat the Marquis of Yongchang out of his money! ]
General: "..."
Minister of Rites: "..."
Marquis of Yongchang: "?"
Marquis of Yongchang: What does this have to do with me?
[But I really want to know how good-looking the Minister of Rites looks in women's clothes. He has bewitched the Marquis of Yongchang and made him fall in love with him! They don't sleep together if they say they won't sleep together. They keep in touch through letters every day. They only meet once every ten days during the day off, just to hold hands.]
[Bad review again! Why can't the system provide images!]
[Little Tea Girl, what a beautiful name! The Minister of Rites is quite capable.]
The Marquis of Yongchang's face also turned green, greener than the green clothes on the Little Tea Girl.
The Minister of Rites' face turned red, very red, and it was obvious that his low blood pressure had been cured by Xu Yanmo.
The general closed his eyes and stood still, as if at that moment, he had quickly achieved his goal of sleeping while standing. He did not react at all to Xu Yanmiao's voice and the ferocious look on Yongchang Marquis's face.
Yongchang Marquis chuckled twice and clenched his fists.
Xu Yanmiao continued to add fuel to the fire.
As for the imperial examination fraud, forget it. I'm going to die anyway. I might as well just lie down and read the gossip!
[Tsk tsk, wearing women's clothes, pretending to find that Yongchang Marquis had dropped something and chased him to inquire, and then took the opportunity to chat after finding out that it was not him... Wow, he almost got her involved in just a few words, and induced her to reveal her identity after chatting for a few words. He really deserves to be the third place in the imperial examination of the previous dynasty! 】
——Different from the kind of recommendation he gave.
【Let me see, after I found out...hiss——really good at it! 】I pinched my throat and imitated in my heart: 【'Ah~ Are you the Marquis of Yongchang? Could it be that...the hero who, in order to cover the retreat of the Xia army when they were attacked by the enemy, stood alone by the bridge with a long sword, killed 33 enemy soldiers, suffered 17 wounds, and never let the enemy cross the line? ——Ah, I am rude! '】
That "ah~" was so tortuous...
so sweet that several ministers present couldn't help but put themselves in his shoes, and their hearts were pounding.
But when I turned around and saw the face of the Minister of Rites, who had no makeup on, with sharp edges, sharp eyebrows, starry eyes, and a knife-like face, my heartbeat stopped for a moment.
Forget it, let the Yongchang Marquis enjoy this blessing.
Yongchang Marquis: "..."
For a moment, he thought, why not let Xu Yanmiao die.
[What a sin! What a sin!]
[Yongchang Marquis has been a widower for seven or eight years. It's a rare fire in his old house, and he met the poor tea girl whose grandfather made money by selling tea!]
[Tsk tsk tsk tsk, they just knew each other for a few days, and he heard that the tea girl was going to have a birthday, so he directly gave her ten pieces of colorful silk. They knew each other for less than fifty days, and he heard that the tea girl's grandfather was seriously ill. The tea girl came out to sell tea in the cold weather, and he felt so distressed that he wanted to give the tea girl a hundred platinum tablets.]
[Confiscated! The Minister of Rites didn't just take it directly! Wu Hu! What a trick! Really, really, really - he really deserves to be the third place in the imperial examination, the heart of a scholar is just dirty.]
The old emperor looked at the obvious shift in the focus of the officials. They didn't care about any cheating in the imperial examinations anymore, and their attention was all on the "little tea girl". The corners of his mouth twitched.
Can you at least respect Taisun? He really tried hard to fabricate charges for Xu Yanmiao. Now he has dragged the tenth official into it, and has made up the fifty-eighth article in a vivid way.
It turns out that no one is listening.
The old emperor reprimanded him a little, and then...
um... So what tricks did the Minister of Rites use? Xu Yanmiao, speak up faster! When Gao Qisheng can't fabricate a crime, I have to speak up, so as not to be too silent and arouse your suspicion. 【
Hahahahahahahaha, what a reluctant but willing person, what an independent and strong stupid beauty haha ... '】 【Hahahahahaha——】 【Marquis Yongchang is equivalent to using a hundred platinum ingots to buy a warehouse of inferior tea and sunken tea, hahahahaha——】 【He also lamented to his son how gentle and kind-hearted Miss Xiaocha is, that his grandfather was seriously ill and short of money, and he was still worried that the money of a marquis like him was not enough, hahahaha——】 How sweet, how touching, how my heart beat faster when I heard these words at the time, and how much I gritted my teeth when I heard them now. While gnashing my teeth, I couldn't help but burst into tears. Although the general and the minister of rites are two bastards who are not human beings, Miss Xiaocha must have her own difficulties! Miss Xiaocha will always be in my heart! Marquis Yongchang, who spontaneously separated the minister of rites from Miss Xiaocha, probably knew what was going on. The Minister of Rites and the general are "close friends", and the general...didn't he just steal a few military merits from him back then? Is it necessary to take revenge like this! The general: "Haha." Those who steal heads can die, die, die! No one can touch this general's head! The officials present were already stunned. Why...the Minister of Rites can be like this? Can he be so pure and coquettish, and coquettish and lovely? Moreover, he cheated away a hundred platinum ingots in this way? Oh, maybe more than that, in addition to ten pieces of colorful silk, Yongchang Hou estimated that he also paid a lot of money to his so-called sweetheart. If the psychological activities of these officials can be visualized, I am afraid that it would be shocking and thundering at this moment. This is not just opening their eyes, they feel that they have been enlightened. The old emperor: "..." So it is better to refuse all romantic encounters in the future. Not only may you think that the girl is a blood relative and almost go to see Prince Yan, but you may also meet one of his own ministers. It's really terrible. The old emperor couldn't imagine that he would pull a girl to bed, and the other girl opened her mouth and said in a rough voice: "Your Majesty, please don't, Your Majesty, I am Minister So-and-so." He was afraid that he would be so scared that he couldn't move on the spot. * Taisun had already framed Xu Yanmiao with 74 charges. Taisun said decisively: "There is also Hanlin Shijiang Liu Yi. I heard that when he was inspecting the students' rooms in the examination hall, he looked obviously sleepy. He must have faked it to make it easy for Xu Yanmiao! There must be something going on between them!" Hanlin Shijiang was confused. What is the grudge between him and Taisun? Why did the other party slander him like this! He was indeed a little sleepy at the time, but that was because... Anyway, it was not an easy thing to do, and he didn't close his eyes to sleep when he was sleepy, he still cheered up to inspect the examination hall, okay! Moreover , can you please not mention him? Yongchang Marquis, Minister of Rites and the general are still in seclusion! [What do you mean that the Imperial Academy lecturer pretended to yawn and feel sleepy in order to give me an opportunity to plagiarize? He stayed in the sow pen all night before the imperial examination. How could he not be sleepy the next day? However, a dignified Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig milk...] The Imperial Academy lecturer turned pale and rushed out: "Your Majesty!!!" "Your Majesty... Your Majesty agrees with the general! How could Xu Lang cheat in the imperial examination! He... He... He drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only kind people can use pure things. How could such a kind person cheat in the imperial examination!" Taisun was so angry that he exploded. He was not surprised that Liu Hanlin stood up to speak. After all, he had been dragged into the water, but why did he use such an outrageous reason! Are you looking down on him? And even in this state, you still don’t forget to praise Xu Yanmiao for his kindness. It is so obvious that officials protect each other. Is there no justice? Is there no law? Liu Hanlin rushed out in a hurry: Haha. Isn’t it your fault? Xu Yanmiao couldn’t brake in time, and his thoughts followed closely. [Breast milk...can prolong life...] The old emperor was silent for a while, and waved to Prime Minister Dou to come forward: "What milk?" Prime Minister Dou was also silent for a while strangely, and then he said dryly: "Pig's milk." "Pig's milk? Longevity?" "Well... maybe Liu Hanlin thinks so." Liu Hanlin: "..." I won't live anymore! Liu Hanlin burst into tears when he thought about how he was afraid of being discovered, sneaking into the pig pen in the middle of the night, and his behavior that he had persisted for three years was exposed to everyone. - He believed in this secret recipe for longevity, but at the same time he also had normal judgment. This normality meant that he knew very well that if others knew about this, they would definitely laugh at him until they were buried. Don't blame Xiao Bai Ze, Xiao Bai Ze didn't mean it! It's all this Taisun's fault! Liu Hanlin gritted his teeth, and the friction sound was so loud that it made a "clucking" sound. In his heart, he was already imagining uppercuts on Taisun! Lowercuts! Left spin kicks! Right back kicks!
It's all this idiot's fault! Go to hell! Go to hell!!!
Taisun didn't know where he got the strength from, and shouted with all his might: "Your Majesty! Xu Yanmo is still forming a clique for personal gain! Look at this general! This Hanlin lecturer! They can even lie with their eyes open for him in the court!"
[Ah, Taisun is really, he has a dirty heart, everything he sees is dirty, the general and Liu Hanlin are just kind-hearted. ]
[They are all good people, even if they don't have good brains, they still try to find reasons and excuses for me. ]
The general and Liu Hanlin: "..."
Why do I feel like I'm being scolded?
[But I really can’t turn the tables. Alas, it’s a pity that I haven’t finished watching the TV series I’m following. The old emperor made the queen angry last night and was driven out of the palace in disgrace. I’m going to die before I even see the ending. It seems that he plans to put ink on his face and pretend to be a cat to please the queen when he goes back today...]
"Bang——"
The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the endless voice of the heart: "I believe Xu Yanmiao did not commit imperial examination fraud! Release him without charge!"
What pretending to be a cat! Not true!
The civil and military officials of the Manchu court couldn’t wait to second the motion, fearing that Xu Yanmiao would reveal other gossip if they were a step slower.
"Yes, yes, yes! Release him without charge!"
"Your Majesty is wise!"
"Your Majesty, please leave the court quickly! Let Xu go home and rest! He is tired from standing!"
The Crown Prince: ???
He really wanted to find out about the mental states of some of the civil and military officials in the Manchu dynasty...