A fertility-giving Guanyin suddenly appeared in a certain county. This person turned out to be... The

old emperor walked out of the Wuying Palace with an expressionless face, followed by a large group of officials who were also trying not to show any expression.

In his mind, the sex history of the twelfth year of Tiantong was replayed in a 360-degree three-dimensional loop, and it was constantly updated.

The old emperor closed his eyes and took a deep breath, but still couldn't drive this voice out of his mind.

He didn't understand! Why couldn't Xu Yanmo think of it as a normal relationship between the monarch and his subjects!

What's wrong with the emperor holding his subject's hand! This is valuing him!

The emperor can also say sweet words that he loves you the most, that he doesn't know how to love you, that we will sleep with our feet touching tonight, that we are like fish and water... No, he said that the monarch and his subjects get along well with each other, like fish in water!

If he really values ​​you, he can even set up an official position just for you! I can even ask all the ministers to pay their respects to you! I can even bend the law for your sake!

The old emperor feels wronged.

I really don't like men! I'm different from some emperors in previous dynasties who were bisexual!

*

Xu Yanmiao was sifting and felt something was wrong, as if someone was peeping at her. Turning around, he found it was the clerk from the Ministry of War: "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

The clerk from the Ministry of War looked at Xu Lang with resentment: "Nothing, I just think it's great that you can turn a disaster into a blessing tonight."

It would be even better if we could also turn a disaster into a blessing and stop listening to the sex history of our superiors.

"Yeah! I think so too! Tonight is really too dangerous."

Xu Yanmiao was still afraid: "If not..."

If the old emperor hadn't seen through the former grandson who was slandering the important officials in the court...

He was not stupid, he knew that the grandson was not targeting him, he was just a raft used by the grandson to bring down the Minister of Rites, the generals, the Hanlin and other officials.

And the old emperor would definitely not allow the grandson to exclude dissidents in this way, so he assisted him in cheating.

"If it weren't for your majesty's wisdom, I might have been imprisoned unjustly."

Xu Yanmiao's face was serious: "I will be more cautious in my words and deeds in the future, have less contact with outsiders, and never form a party for personal gain."

[It's safer to read gossip! The officialdom is really terrible. If you are not careful, you will become cannon fodder. 】

【Let me see, the fifteenth year of Tiantong...】

The Ministry of War’s Secretary: “...”

So, you choose to continue to look into His Majesty’s sex history, right?

＊

In the following New Year’s Eve activities, no one made trouble. Except for Xu Yanmiao who kept looking into sex history, and except for the old emperor’s face being as dark as the bottom of a pot, everything was fine.

The next day’s New Year’s Day court meeting also went smoothly, with no difference from previous years, except that before leaving the court, the emperor suddenly proposed that he planned to tour the nine provinces.

The faces of the local officials turned terrified.

In addition to saying that he was going to tour the nine provinces, His Majesty also specifically said that he had asked the Jinyiwei to notify the adjutants of the various prefectures to let them take over the office work after the New Year.

What is this for! This is obviously a surprise inspection to see how their rule is! See if there is any corruption, abuse of power, or bullying of the people? He

even said this specifically at the grand court meeting, obviously he didn't want them to leak the news.

You know what, the old emperor had the same idea. He said that now that all the personnel are complete, some officials will be selected to stay in the capital, and the other officials can pack up and set off on the spot.

What? Too tired? I am an emperor, over sixty years old, and I don't feel tired, so what are you talking about being tired!

Prince: That's right! That's right!

The prince agreed firmly, and said: "Your Majesty! I'll follow you! I'll follow your Majesty and feel the influence of your Majesty's actions! As for supervising the country, the prime minister can do it!" [

Wow! Selling out your uncle when there is something wrong! It turns out that Taisun learned this from you! ]

The prince's uncle-Prime Minister Dou: "???"

Prince, you are really my good nephew.

The old emperor didn't think too much about it, as long as someone was watching the house.

"Okay. The prince will follow, and the prime minister will stay."

The lower-ranking officials didn't expect to be able to express their opinions, but the second-rank officials looked at each other, and they saw in each other's eyes that they were determined to win. -

I understand, the number of places is limited, I can get in if I step on the other party! The Minister of War shook his sleeves: "Your Majesty! The Ministry of Works needs to design a new workshop, and the Ministry of Revenue needs to grasp the money and food consumed. The Ministry of War has nothing important for the time being. I beg Your Majesty to show mercy and allow me to follow." [Wow, his moves are killing moves! Every move draws blood! What a ruthless guy! ] The Minister of Works had a long face. Xu Yanmiao was right, those who marched the army were insidious! “Your Majesty! Xinfang is indeed important, but it can be supervised by the Minister. I can accompany Your Majesty when traveling to inspect the construction of dams in various places, pay attention to whether the official warehouses need to be repaired, as well as water conservancy, military farming, transportation...” “But the Ministry of War is different. The Ministry of War has financial sources such as jailers, horse drivers, and post stations. There are jailer silver, horse price silver, firewood silver, raftman silver, post station silver... If the Minister of War does not keep these silvers in Beijing to count them every day, how can people feel at ease! Does he want to send the property to the imperial court? What if it is lost on the way?” The Minister of War: “You!” [Political struggle! High-end political struggle! Where is the Ministry of Revenue! Are you just going to let the Ministry of War mess with you? 】 The Minister of Revenue: "If Your Majesty thinks I should go, I will go. If you think I should stay in the capital and take care of the logistics, I will be happy to do so. But Your Majesty, it is New Year's Day now, and many cases have been handed over to the Ministry of Justice from all over the country. The disputes between the military and civilians in the capital, and the difficult cases handed over by the prefectures are still waiting for the thirteen departments of the Ministry of Justice to handle. In particular, there will be cases where local military and civilians cross the border to go to the capital to file a complaint. If the Ministry of Justice leaves the capital completely, won't the local military and civilians who are hard to find fall into despair?" The Minister of Justice was furious. Why do you come to hit me when he hits you! Then the Minister of Justice also spoke. Next, officials of all sizes were really amazed, especially the military officers from the local areas, their eyes were wide open. Are all of you central civil officials so good at playing the Thirty-Six Stratagems! Even the honey trap was used——

The Minister of Rites: "You all plan to let the Vice Minister of your department stay in the capital to work, and then rush to the imperial court when there are important matters. But the Ministry of Rites cannot do that. The Vice Minister of Rites is my right-hand man, and I cannot do without him for all matters. Either the Minister and the Vice Minister stay in the capital, or they go with me."

- As for official business, in the case of traveling with civil and military officials, the official business will be delivered to the emperor and the officials through the post station.

[Understood, not sold separately, bundled out. 】

The sleepy general was startled: "Your Majesty! I think this trip is unprecedented in our dynasty. All etiquette matters need to be checked by the minister. The Minister of Rites must accompany him and is indispensable!"

Ever since the general broke the jar and said in court that he had slept with the Minister of Rites, the two simply announced to the world that they had come out. Other regions don't know, but anyway, everyone in the capital knows the relationship between the two. The

old emperor glanced at him.

I think you are indispensable.

"Haha. I know, stand back."

I can't even bring my sister, and you still want to bring my brother?

The six ministries showed their magical powers, and finally the emperor made the final decision -

"The Prime Minister stays."

After all, the prince ran away.

"The Minister of Works stays."

After all, Liuqingfang is really important! Just in time to get it done when Xiao Bai Ze leaves Beijing. As for repairing roads and dams, they can be done with a few more craftsmen.

"The Minister of Rites will stay behind. If he finishes handling the New Year's ceremonial affairs in the capital, he can hurry up and follow." After all

, the New Year has the most things related to etiquette.

"The rest, the ministers of the Ministry of Personnel, the Ministry of Revenue, the Ministry of Justice, and the Ministry of War will all follow."

*

On New Year's Day, the sound of firecrackers rang out everywhere in the capital, and the sound of the cannons was like thunder. The people in the capital looked at each other and followed the sound of the firecrackers, saying happily: "Happy New Year's Day!"

At the grand court meeting, the ministers who were named to accompany the emperor showed no mercy to their colleagues. Their smiles were so long that their cheek muscles were about to stiffen, and they were just short of lighting firecrackers in their hands.

Prime Minister Dou showed a toothache expression.

If his nephew, the prince, hadn't sold his uncle so quickly, he could have offered the prince to supervise the country.

The Minister of the Ministry of Industry sneered and made a serious note to the Minister of the Ministry of War in his heart.

When will the Ministry of War need help from the Ministry of Industry? Just wait!

There was a faint smile of confusion on the face of the Minister of Rites.

His Majesty said that he could leave as long as he finished his official business.

Next up! The entire etiquette department worked overtime and overtime! Get back to work on the second day of the new year!

*

When the emperor travels, he should have thousands of horses and majestic ceremonial guards. Countless soldiers and guards should stand outside with armor and shields to protect the emperor's safety.

But the old emperor thought: "Pretend to be a caravan! Otherwise, people eight hundred miles away can know that the emperor is coming. What's the point of my sudden attack!"

What else can the emperor do if he is willful?

The general in charge of guarding thought for a long time before he came up with a proper team - it looked like a caravan, but in fact, there was a sentry every five steps and a guard post every ten steps. The caravan seemed to be filled with a lot of gold, silver and food, but under the food and rice there were countless bows, crossbows and muskets. Once a situation arose, the "merchants" could immediately pull out their weapons to kill the enemy.

The caravan slowly moved to the bank of the Luo River, and then took a boat. Within a day, they arrived at Yanshi County, a hundred miles away. They got off the boat to rest.

The old emperor sat in the carriage, called Xie Luoshui to him, and asked her: "Two months before the New Year, I heard that you ate and slept on the boat, and sailed on the river from time to time?"

Xie Luoshui kowtowed to the ground and said, "Your Majesty! Your Majesty said that if Luoshui went out to sea to find grain, she would be made a marquis. Does it still count now?"

The old emperor nodded. He remembered that he nodded, but Xie Luoshui couldn't see it, so he said, "The emperor's words are followed by the law."

Xie Luoshui raised her head with a burning look in her eyes: "Your Majesty! Luoshui is ready!"

The big ship was prepared by the court, and the voyage was commanded by people who were proficient in sea navigation found by the court. Xie Luoshui didn't need to know anything else. She just needed to use her terrifying physique to survive the voyage, survive on the strange continent, find potatoes, corn, sweet potatoes and other things, and bring them back to the Central Plains. That's it.

——The most important thing is to stay alive. You can learn any knowledge of navigation.

The old emperor smiled and asked someone to bring the official seal that had been made long ago and put it in Xie Luoshui's hand: "Go east along the Dahe River, pass Kaifeng, pass Xuzhou, go to Jinan, and reach Bohai. There are 300 treasure ships here, just waiting for you to come."

Xie Luoshui kowtowed again, holding the official seal, and couldn't stop shaking: "Your Majesty, thank you for your grace!"

Then, she heard a voice.

[Wow! This is Yanshi County! ]

Xie Luoshui pretended to be calm on her face, but her pupils were already shaking.

This is...

The old emperor responded domineeringly: "This is Bai Ze's voice! Bai Ze is the guardian beast of my Great Xia!"

The old emperor added: "Moreover, it was Bai Ze who told me how strong your body is and told me that there are grains overseas, so I promised you a title of nobility."

- Bai Ze?

These two words echoed repeatedly in Xie Luoshui's heart, like a flurry of snow, shocking her mind.

There is Bai Ze in Great Xia? Did Bai Ze save her?

She turned her eyes to the old emperor, who smiled calmly: "Bai Ze is a auspicious beast, psychic, and can know everything--"

[I remember! It seems that the old emperor's Canghai Yuzhu is here? ]

Time seemed to have stopped at this moment.

The old emperor jumped up: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Whoever I sleep with will be brought back to the backyard. It must be that little bastard who slandered me again!"

Xie Luoshui: "..."

But you just said that Bai Ze knows everything?

[Oh, no, it seems that it cannot be called Canghai Yuzhu. This is not the old emperor's child...]

The old emperor's heart calmed down again, and he cursed: "I knew it..."

[Yeah! I understand! The old emperor should be called "The One Who Makes People Pregnant"! This is called——】

[Guanyin, the Goddess of Childbirth! ]

Many officials' eyes sparkled.

Your Majesty! You still have this ability!

The deputy commander of the Central Army stepped forward quite shamelessly and said, "Your Majesty! Although I have eighteen adopted sons, I am fifty-seven years old now, and I have only four legitimate children. If Your Majesty loves me, why not give me a few children? I am not greedy, and each of my eight concubines can be pregnant with twins."

The old emperor's face twitched twice as if he had cramps, and he almost bit his back teeth and squeezed out, "What child-giving Guanyin? There is no such thing!"

[The magistrate of Yanshi County is also a talented person. Two years ago, he complained to the old emperor in a memorial that he had no children. The old emperor happened to be free that day, so he approved the word "give birth" in his reply. 】

【When the memorial was sent back, the county magistrate of Yanshi County just happened to find out that his wife was pregnant, so he copied out the word "生" and made it into a stone tablet, hahahahaha, and told everyone about the old emperor's deeds of Guanyin who gave birth to a child. 】

【He also boasted to others that his wife got pregnant after touching the word "生". He said that the sky was full of colorful clouds and a rainbow rose from the well that day. His wife touched the word "生" with one hand and touched the rainbow with the other hand, and told others that she would have a child. 】

【Don't be too ridiculous hahahaha! 】

The old emperor: "..."

I can't laugh.jpg.

The deputy governor of the Central Army hesitated: "Your Majesty, it's true..."

The old emperor: "Fake!"

The civil and military officials in the court, especially the generals, were particularly disappointed.

...

Xu Yanmiao heard the commotion, came back to his senses, and was very confused: "What happened in front?"

The clerk of the Ministry of War: "I'll go and ask." After a while, he came back: "It's the generals in the court. They seem to be talking about why they have so few children."

Xu Yanmiao said "Oh": "That has nothing to do with us."

Then, the ears of the officials present in the capital sounded like Xiao Bai Ze's heartbeat as if he yawned——

[It's normal to have few children. When fighting for the world, riding a horse every day, grinding the crotch and balls, how can it not affect the function? 】 Hundreds

of officials: "!!!"