Wow! The prince consort is wearing underwear to increase height!

The voice that was shouting outside the government office before that the scroll can be made old came out again.

The man shouted to the prince consort: "Who can prove that what you said is true? You said you can teach me and I can - Ouch!"

Suddenly, three or five Jinyiwei rushed out from the side, captured the man, and dislocated his joints with a little malice...

"Ahhhhhhhhh——"

The man cried for his parents, and was immediately stuffed with a ball of rags, and could only make "mmm" sounds.

The commander of the Jinyiwei cursed angrily: "You bastard, we finally caught you. Let's go!"

He picked up the man like a chicken, and took him to the government office, saying loudly: "Your Majesty! I have fulfilled your orders! This man just deliberately stirred up trouble among the people and used words to mislead the people. I and my men caught him!"

Then he pulled the rag out of the man's mouth.

The man's eyes were a little evasive, but he still stiffened his neck, as if he was full of dissatisfaction: "What! Can't you doubt it? If that's the case, what's the point of a public trial! Close the door and give the conclusion directly in two days!"

Princess Fangling looked calm.

She said to the old emperor: "Your Majesty, the actor is just jumping around. We will review it later. First, we should clear the name of the prince consort and my daughter."

Then the man was gagged again, tied up with ropes, and pushed into a corner.

But after this incident, the people were indeed suspicious and did not dare to speak.

The old emperor winked at Xu Yanmiao, who slapped the wooden pillar again, his voice lowered, drawing the attention of the people away: "Prince consort, what do you have to say about this person's accusation?"

Yan Chun quickly summarized the key points and said concisely: "Before I married the so-called 'first wife', I had corresponded with many women, some of whom were my friends and some of whom were my disciples. They were all met when I traveled around the world. And after the so-called marriage, until the imperial examination, I still had contact with them."

Yan Chun dared to say this because these women were all heretics in the eyes of the world and did not care about worldly reputation.

Some of them entered private schools at the age of six to study history and hundreds of schools. At the age of twelve, they were already famous for their talents, and their poems and essays were widely read. Their classmates felt ashamed of themselves, and the great scholars took them in as disciples.

Some are known as "female flat magpies". In the past, they went in and out of the palace and cured the empress dowager and the emperor. Today, they travel among the people, hang pots to save the world, and are deeply loved by the people. Now they have compiled their lifelong medical experience into medical books to pass on.

Some are chivalrous and chivalrous. Some disguised themselves as men and joined the army. Now they have retired. Some opened private schools and taught. I heard that they are now compiling a book on arithmetic and preparing to simplify "Calculation" so that more people can understand arithmetic...

"In addition, before the imperial examination, I taught many women to read while traveling in the mountains and rivers. It can't be that when it comes to my wife, I don't care whether she is illiterate or not?"

The people outside the government office nodded as they listened, feeling that what the prince consort said made sense.

"So he was wronged?"

"It feels like..."

"Why did he admit it before?"

Xu Yanmiao also asked this question.

Yan Chun just smiled, as if to speak out his inner thoughts: "I do have a birthmark on my back, I don't know how she knew about it. After taking off my clothes, I was speechless. At that time, I was completely desperate. I just felt that my innocence was hard to maintain. I was afraid that everyone would say that Yan Chun was a wicked man who abandoned his wife and children, so I had no interest in living and simply admitted it."

In short, he felt that he could not clear his grievances, so he gave up and didn't care whether he was wronged or not.

If he didn't know that she was a female prince consort, this explanation would barely make sense.

The woman bit her lip and suddenly said loudly: "Yan Lang! You told me in person that you only want a good wife and a good mother, and it doesn't matter if I can read or not! Why do you change your mind now!"

Xu Yanmiao showed a sly smile on her face.

I've been waiting for you to say this!

"Since you are a good wife and a good mother, and you have been married to your husband for many years, then, what size shoes and length of trousers does your husband wear?"

- That is, long trousers with crotch.

It's impossible that you, a good wife and a good mother, have never made trousers and shoes for your husband, right?

As soon as Xu Yanmiao finished speaking, the woman turned her head and looked at her husband. It seemed that she was just looking into people's eyes when talking, but in fact, in order to respect her husband, she quickly estimated the height of her husband and quickly reported a size.

The people were taken away to judge again, and they talked about it: "It feels like this is the first wife of the prince consort."

"Yes, she told me the size immediately, and she must have sewed a lot of trousers and boots for the prince consort in the past."

Xu Yanmiao coughed and said, "Prince consort, you can take off your shoes."

Take off what? !

The old emperor stood up suddenly: "This! It's not suitable--"

The voice stopped abruptly.

Because, the prince consort was silent for two or three breaths, silently took off his shoes, and from inside... a thick pad poured out.

He was wearing socks, standing in the hall, and his height had obviously shrunk a little.

- That is, from 1.83 meters to 1.78 meters.

The size reported by the woman didn't match.

"Pa——"

Xu Qingtian slapped his head in surprise, suppressed his laughter, and tried to close the case seriously: "As her wife, how could you not know how tall she really is? It's impossible that the prince consort also wore these shoes in bed! According to what you said, you and he even have a child."

The woman knelt on the ground, and both legs seemed to be shaking slightly.

Xu Yanmiao was convicting people while wondering: [But, is 1.78 meters considered short? Why are you not satisfied with this and want to raise it higher——Oh! The eldest princess asked for it!]

Huh? Why is that?

The curiosity of the emperor and his ministers of Daxia was piqued.

Could it be that the princess still thinks that the prince consort is too short?

[The prince consort probably didn't expect that after getting married, his wife would say to her: How come you are only 7 feet 7 inches tall, not even as tall as my second sister's prince consort. 】

【Then she added insoles to his shoes at intervals, and gradually, when he was one inch taller than Ji Sui, she stopped thickening the insoles. 】

【The princess was quite smart, knowing to make the insoles thicker at intervals so that outsiders wouldn't notice the flaw. 】

The ruler and his ministers of Daxia were truly stunned.

This, even height comparison? !

The look she gave her husband showed deep sympathy.

How many things has this woman been forced to compare with others in the past thirty years?

*

The case was over, and the woman and her son were dragged away. There was a cheer outside the yamen, and everyone shouted "Justice!"

Xu Yanmiao was distracted, his eyes fixed on the prince consort's beard that moved slightly when he expressed his gratitude to him.

[What a long beard! I heard that the prince consort had a reputation for having a 'beautiful beard' before. ]

[How did she get this beard? ]

[Shit! The fake beard was fixed on the chin with beeswax, and lard was applied to fix the shape. There would be a smell if lard was applied. This fake beard must be changed frequently, right? Where did it come from - hahahahahahaha, shaving the prisoner! ]

One, two, three, four people secretly glanced at the prince consort's beautiful beard.

Is the effect of a fake beard so good? Then should they also...

The Minister of Personnel stroked his real long beard, and suddenly remembered something, and his mouth twitched slightly: "I heard that when the son-in-law was an official, he was known for his benevolence and eliminated the most treacherous and evil criminals. For those minor offenders, when they committed a crime for the first time, he only sentenced them to 'endurance' as a punishment. If they commit the crime again, they will be severely punished."

Endurance means that the prisoner's hair is retained, but his temples and beards are forcibly shaved. It is usually used for some lighter crimes.

The old emperor also remembered it, and wiped his face fiercely with his palm.

He was very happy at the time, thinking that this man was a good official, and wanted to promote her, but was stopped by the concubine, who said that the son-in-law's lifelong wish was to be a local official and speak for the people. He was even happier at that time and rewarded the son-in-law with a lot of things.

Now it seems that being a parent official and pleading for the people is probably true, but what about the lifelong wish... forget it, don’t they want to enter the central government? They just don’t dare to enter!

[Speaking of which, the Dali Temple Secretary should have something in common with the prince consort. ]

The Dali Temple Secretary’s face turned pale, and those who didn’t know would think that he had lost too much blood.

The officials from Fuzhou tilted their heads forward, with ecstasy on their faces.

Xiao Bai Ze! Well done!

This guy actually said that people from Fuzhou were cunning before! He should be executed!

The eyes of others also lit up.

I just solved a case of the prince consort being accused, and my tense nerves can finally relax. It’s just right to relax by listening to interesting stories!

[People become bald in middle age...]

Swish, swish, swish -

dozens of eyes gathered on the head of the Dali Temple Secretary, and the smile on his face froze.

The Fuzhou native - the doctor of the Ministry of Justice muttered: "Not bald?"

[A wig! ]

Oh ~

all the officials suddenly realized.

The wig!

The Dali Temple Secretary felt that more and more eyes were lingering on his wig, and he couldn't help but feel sad: After all, we are officials in the same court, you should at least cover it up! It's okay to linger for three or five breaths, why do some people linger for seven or eight breaths! Do you want me to take off my wig and let you hold it in your hands for a closer look!

[Usually, I use sawdust water as hairspray to style my hair. Maybe I can discuss with the son-in-law whether lard or sawdust water is better. 】

【But one is used on a fake beard, and the other is used on a wig, I don't know if they can be used together? 】

The Dali Temple Minister almost burst into tears.

If you don't know, don't think about it in your heart! Can't you be a quiet and silent beauty, not saying anything and not thinking about it in your heart?

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As soon as the new case of the imperial concubine came to an end, the people were still not satisfied.

Some opera masters were inspired and went back to compose "New Case of the Prince Consort" and sang it on the stage -

"How terrible!"

"You come to sue me for abandoning my husband!"

"You come to put a mark on my back!"

"Fortunately, I often talk about Chang'e and all the poems and books!"

"Ask who I am? My surname is Yan and my ancestral home is Baoding. Unfortunately, both my parents died. I became a prince consort and my only relative is the princess~"

"This crime is hard to prove! This crime is hard to prove!" "

Thank you for having you in the hall. You taught me that women's opinions are not necessarily short! You taught me that men's opinions are not necessarily long! Who said that women are inferior to men? I only regret being trapped in the inner world! Ah - I pity the blind man! I have taught all the women! Why is my first wife still confused!"

"Illiterate! Ha! She is illiterate! Not like my wife! Not my wife! The lawsuit is over--"

In fact, the focus is on height, but opera, as an artistic creation, will focus on some exciting scenes that the audience likes to see--which certainly does not include the prince consort stepping on high heels.

In the compartment under the stage.

"This opera is very well written."

In front of the desk, Princess Fangling picked up a pen and wrote: "It teaches me that women's views are not necessarily short! It teaches me that men's views are not necessarily long! Who says that women are inferior to men, I just regret being trapped in the border areas--"

"I like these two sentences."

"I like it too." The prince consort was a little regretful: "It's a pity that my identity cannot be revealed, otherwise this opera will be more perfect."

Female prince consort, number one scholar, how suitable that lyrics are.

Princess Fangling looked at her and smiled: "Not in life, but maybe after death..." The

prince consort's chest rose and fell violently twice, and a smile suddenly appeared on his face: "Yes, after death..."

She suddenly thought of something and frowned: "How did you reveal the three-petal plum birthmark on my back? I never take off my clothes outside on weekdays, and I never let servants get close to me when I take a bath at home."

The pen tip moved slowly on the paper. This time, the names of the suspected objects appeared one by one, and they were crossed out again and again. Suddenly, Princess Fangling remembered something, and her expression froze in laughter: "I remembered it." "

What?"

Princess Fangling threw the pen away and smiled: "In the 30th year of Tiantong, the heavy rain in May, do you still remember it?"

"I remember, at that time, the rain was heavy and the crops were destroyed. The water was more than three feet deep on the flat ground. I went to help with the disaster relief..." The husband's expression changed from stunned, confused, to reminiscing, to suddenly realizing: "At that time, a sharp object scratched my clothes from behind, and the torn clothes went all the way to my chest. Could it be that someone saw it at that time?"

Princess Fangling nodded: "The rest of the time, we were very cautious."

Thinking of that time, the prince consort was still very scared: "The bra fell off at that time, and I was very frightened. Thanks to the princess for comforting me for a long time, I finally got over my worry. I think that although the person behind the scenes saw my birthmark, he did not notice that I was a woman. Otherwise, why would he pretend to be my first wife and could have directly exposed that I was a woman."

- At first, they called each other princess and prince consort coldly, then they called each other princess and prince consort respectfully, and then, this simple title, with a hint of itchy seriousness, became a hobby.

Princess Fangling wanted to say something but stopped, and finally said what she wanted to say three years ago: "Don't worry about it." The prince consort

was stunned: "What?"

Princess Fangling glanced at her chest and teased: "It's flat here. Even if you don't wrap your chest, no one can tell."

Prince consort: "..."

Princess Fangling joked: "The imperial examinations in the fourth and fifth years of Tiantong were the first after the founding of the country. Many The regulations have not been implemented yet, and there are loopholes everywhere, which allowed you to sneak in successfully. The second imperial examination required a naked body search, and later it was changed to a group bathing in the bathhouse... Previously, we were glad that you went in the first session, but now I think there is no need to be so lucky, you can still wear underwear in the bathhouse. "

Yan Chun looked at the rise and fall of the princess's chest, and then looked at the flatness of his chest that no one would think much of: "..."