Please! You are deceiving the emperor!

[What???]

[You are not allowed to rest. You just came back in the afternoon and you have to attend the evening court in the evening.]

[Is the old emperor okay?]

The imperial court had just stopped in the capital. When the old emperor announced that everyone should not go home and hold a court meeting to make a work summary, the whole court was silent, and there was only one voice in his heart, which was very... abrupt.

The old emperor, who was still complacent and felt that his surprise inspection was very perfect, suddenly turned black.

He stared at the ministers below, and said in a gloomy tone: "After thinking about it, I didn't let you have a good rest after traveling so long. It was really wrong. Let's forget about the evening court?"

[Great! ! ! ! ]

The cold sweat fell from the faces of the officials in the capital.

The old emperor smiled but his face was not smiling: "What do you think, my dear ministers?"

Prime Minister Dou did not go with them and had no right to speak. The prince was also very lazy. As the head of the six ministries, the Minister of Personnel stepped out of the line and said: "I think your Majesty is right. Not long ago, the world was settled for more than 30 years. The world was cleaned up and demons and monsters appeared again. The emperor inspected and suppressed them. Now is the time to strike while the iron is hot. How can you ignore the people for your own selfishness?"

Look! What a nice thing to say!

Xu Yanmiao was shocked.

[Is this why others can be ministers, but I can only be a clerk! ]

[Roll up! Just roll up! ]

[You didn't leave work after the team building, and held a meeting overnight, right! 】

The Minister of Personnel bowed his head slightly, raised the tablet in his hand, and twitched his lips.

Who doesn't want to have a good rest at home, but... the emperor is the most important.

The old emperor pretended: "This... is not good, you are also very tired."

[You know it's not good, but you still mention it - Ouch! 】

The clerk of the Ministry of War stepped on Xu Yanmiao's foot.

Xu Yanmiao looked at his good friend in shock.

The clerk of the Ministry of War whispered: "Don't be distracted, I think I saw Yu Shi looking over here."

Xu Yanmiao suddenly realized, and quickly focused his eyes, pretending to listen carefully. As soon as he turned his head away, the clerk of the Ministry of War breathed a sigh of relief. At the same time, the clerk of the Ministry of War also saw many people secretly giving him a thumbs up.

While Xu Yanmiao didn't see him, the clerk of the Ministry of War bowed in return.

Colleagues, you’re welcome. It’s what I should do.

Several ministers stood up and expressed their feelings as representatives. The main idea was: Not tired! Your Majesty, we are really not tired! We are especially willing to work overtime! We sincerely contribute to Daxia and Your Majesty!

Xu Yanmiao said angrily: [Worker thief! ]

The old emperor turned a deaf ear and smiled: "Since you are so kind, let’s start..."

[What are you starting? You don’t even know that other countries have come to your house to slap you in the face. ]

"???"

- After listening to the inner voices for so long, they also knew what slapping in the face meant.

The monarch and ministers of Daxia were not angry, which surprised them.

Is there any other country that dares to provoke Daxia? Is it because they went to war with Japan and they think they have an opportunity?

Who! So stupid!

The emotions of the military commanders rose suddenly, and they looked at the old emperor eagerly. Especially those marquises - this is the merit of their promotion to dukes! They

thought that there would be no place to earn military merit after the founding of the country. The military order of Yongchang Marquis to attack Japan and the military order of the general to go to sea made them greedy, but unfortunately they couldn't snatch it.

But now...

Your Majesty! Fight, fight!

This is simply a piece of cake that has fallen into your mouth!

The old emperor had a cold face.

Why fight? Do you know what the situation is? Just fight. It’s better to give a summary of the trip to Kyushu first.

This is what he thought and said: "I am traveling to Kyushu this time. What do you think about the situation in each place? I will give each of you a Zhang Zhi pen, a stack of Zuo Bo paper, several balls of pine smoke ink, and a Taoshi inkstone. You can sit down and write your papers."

This is a temporary test.

Those who answer well will be rewarded and promoted. Those who answer normally will not be punished, but if the answer is particularly outrageous, it will be the end.

When the clerk of the Ministry of War got the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, his hands trembled violently.

Xu Yanmiao poked his head over mysteriously: "Why, are you afraid of the exam?"

The clerk of the Ministry of War spoke almost happily, although his voice was still very low: "You came late, you don't know, usually with this kind of lineup, after the exam, you can take the pens, ink, paper and inkstone back! These are all good paper and ink!"

Anyway, he couldn't come up with any particularly excellent ideas, so it would be fine to write something decent. The more ink and paper saved, the better!

The Jinyiwei coughed: "Don't whisper."

Xu Yanmiao quickly bounced back to his seat, and then began to have a headache.

[What suggestions can you write? You can't just copy a few future policies, right? ]

The king and ministers of Daxia: "!!!"

Policies that can make someone as lazy as Xu Yanmiao remember! They are definitely policies that can stand the test of history!

Copy it!!!

[Forget it.]

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia: Don’t——

[If your mind is inconsistent with the policy, and you are exposed when you are asked a few questions, isn’t that deceiving the emperor? And I don’t know how to describe the details...]

The veins on the old emperor’s forehead bulged, and he felt very uncomfortable.

He almost screamed in his heart: Deceive the emperor! I beg you to deceive the emperor! I don’t mind, I really don’t mind!

The ministers counted their teeth with their tongues, and it was very difficult for them to let their words slip out. They were just anxious in their hearts: What does it matter if there are no details! The court has basically included the vast majority of the smart people in the country. Just tell us what you want to say. If you don’t tell us, how can we know that the details can’t be done!

[Forget it, forget it, let’s think about how to take the exam. 】

Xu Yanmiao's thoughts turned to the slap in the face again——

[The barbarian envoy is so brave. After arriving in the capital, he had nothing to do, so he took the remaining people from the Ministry of Rites to the suburbs to ride horses and shoot arrows. The people from the Ministry of Rites suffered from backaches every day and avoided him! ]

[Tsk tsk, I can't find him today. He's going crazy everywhere. He said that the riding and archery of Daxia is just so-so, and he is really invincible in the world. He is so crazy. ]

[It's a pity that the old emperor probably doesn't know about this yet, otherwise he would have slapped him in the face and let me see the excitement. ]

Xu Yanmiao's voice was full of regret.

The generals were also regretful.

That's it, they can't take the opportunity to destroy the country.

One or two burly men squeezed in front of the small table, holding a brush in one hand and rubbing their heads with the other.

This summary...how to write it?

[Hmm, Mengman is better at riding and shooting. I heard that he learned to ride a horse before learning to walk.]

The old emperor silently judged in his heart: Bullshit!

[Then borrow the nightmare of infantry and cavalry in World War I, and say that you saw it in an ancient book.]

The old emperor took a breath and stared at Xu Yanmiao with burning eyes.

Worthy of being called Xiao Bai Ze!

What on earth can be called a nightmare!

[Thanks to this thing, tanks were born.]

What is a tank?

The emperor and his ministers of Daxia were confused.

However, Xu Yanmiao did not intend to satisfy their curiosity. He was concentrating on answering the questions.

...

Xiao Bai Ze finally handed in the paper. @無限好文，盡在晉江文t學城

Xu Yanmiao felt that many people seemed to take a breath when she handed in her paper.

【？ 】

【Are there so many poor students? 】

Xu Yanmiao felt that she had handed in her paper late enough, but those who took a breath were obviously because they had not handed in their papers yet, and they were nervous when they saw someone else handing in their papers!

The old emperor obviously felt that he had left enough time and didn't want to wait any longer. The next breath, Xu Yanmiao heard the old emperor say: "Stop the exam."

The examination room was suddenly filled with sorrow. Many people had not finished writing yet, and their faces were pale.

The old emperor said calmly: "The prime minister and the six ministers will review the papers first. The rest of the unfinished papers will be checked by the Jinyiwei in turn. If there is too much content, the time limit can be extended; if it is just the beginning, or only a dozen lines are written, then..."

The old emperor thought of the unreasonable provocation and suddenly came up with an idea: "Go outside and do horse stance. For those above the third rank, half an hour; for those below the fourth rank, three quarters of an hour; for those below the ninth rank, a quarter of an hour."

Many officials walked out listlessly, including a second-rank official.

"What are you looking at!" The deputy governor of the left army clenched his fists and waved his arms.

I have never seen a military commander who failed the cultural subjects!

The officials did not dare to offend this unruly old man, and quickly avoided his sight. The deputy governor of the left army snorted loudly, and walked out with a big swing... squatting.

The six ministers quickly began to revise the tour summary, but Xu Yanmiao's report was directly presented to the emperor. In order to avoid his suspicion, there were dozens of other reports put on the table, as if it was just an ordinary one among them.

The old emperor endured several mediocre summaries, roughly scanned the mediocre opinions in them, and his hands flew, and finally he got Xu Yanmiao's report.

At the same time, Xu Yanmiao, who was staring at this side, said in his heart: [Finally it's my turn, damn it, why is it the emperor who revised it. If it was our Shangshu who revised it, maybe the requirements would be relaxed?】

The Minister of Personnel was puzzled. Has

the fact that he is good at talking reached the ears of the minor officials? Or is Xu Yanmiao the only one who knows?

While wondering, he glanced at the summary under his hand. Then he quickly gave it a C and put it in the approved side.

If it were in modern times, I'm afraid there would be a line of words next to it: The handwriting is okay, add ten points; there are quite a few words, although the content is not outstanding, but it can also be given thirty points; the writing format is correct, give ten points; I looked at it and found that there were no traces of corrections on the paper, so it counted as five points, and five points, which is enough - a paper with 55 points, with a big stroke of the pen, generously gave it 60.

While marking the papers, the Minister of Personnel listened attentively to see if he could hear Xu Yanmiao reveal the contents of his own paper.

[I don't know if he has ever given it to me...I think he should have, right? After all, that trick is very useful. Not to mention World War I, there were tanks in World War II, and this thing was also used on the battlefield, but it was not as brilliant and effective as World War I.]

All the officials...especially the military commanders were excited.

So what is it! What is the weapon to deal with cavalry?

"Xu Yanmiao." The emperor called for someone.

After being informed by the Jinyiwei, Xu Yanmiao quickly stood up and trotted to the front: "Your Majesty, I am here."